Modern Warfare 3 - The Onion News Network

[1stMarineTactical]

mw2's realism..., FAIL

[whoario]

When my hubby was in Iraq, the base sold out of xbox's in one day, for most of them, MW3 was more exciting than their real job. :P

[SoldierCyfix]

" I was just standing there got shot in the back and now the game is over"

now that is realism

[thedeviantguy]

lol, ultra realistic

[TheTrueJBV3737]

better than fox news!

[nickstl77]

Woot, I live in Clayton, MO.

[jetmetfan710]

Is this available for kinect?

[ebturner66]

Awesome! I hope they have a downloadable scenario where you sit around for hours and hours on the tarmac waiting for the birds to show up for a jump just to get in them and fly for a long time waiting for the winds to die down only to land and have to do it all the next day. That would be awesome!

[buckeyeboyyyyyyyyyyy]

i wonder what the hardened edition is like.

[cjjohnsonfamily]

"It's sooo true"--my Afghan veteran husband. Haha!

[TheWagner254]

from someone in the army this is so accurate

[gronningg]

i dont understand. why did they say, this was the real MW3???

[devildog121890]

Or they should have a level where you have to fill out a leave packet for Christmas, only to have it kicked back seven times

[frodo9]

Why did they not make cod3 like this.

[Chaoskiller34]

17 pound controller shaped like an M249 machine gun that you must carry at all times but can not fire without explicit orders... OMG I died that was so funny!

[Tr0llinginthedeep]

This game sounds better than the real mw3

[MuchEdoAboutNothing]

"Infrequent Urination"

[1kanyeeast]

they should have a mode wear you just njp everyone that pisses you off.

[yakuman1]

thumbs up if you are watching this and you got the real MW3

[lazy4295]

Skills: Infrequent urination xD

[2k58champ]

wow thumps up if this was fake 

[ShadowTheDeathhog]

@2k58champ No shit. The onion is a fake, satirical news network

[fromb2b]

@2k58champ Wow. Not only are you an idiot, but you're also asking for thumbs up's for being an idiot. Kid, ever heard of satire?

[2k58champ]

@fromb2b the only reason i put that there was because i wanted to see how many stupid replies i would get and your one of them. no shit its SATIRE

[that1dude0092]

@2k58champ

aint that the basic excuse when you realized you did something stupid

"oh i did that to see if you pass the test"

like your comment right now is a good example

[2k58champ]

@that1dude0092 wow your a smart ass

[PhillipTerry103]

At the midnight release of MW3 I met up with my friend Matt and told me that the part of this was real and it took about 20 minutes to explain what the onion news was

[TheDAMIANMCMANNERS]

now that its out its not even this real at all

[mrlif305]

Funny how this shit is true....that' s the army life.

[3one3Photography]

They should of put in a level where you gotta burn your own poop

[raichukat]

I heard Activision published a parody of this game

[Disturbed763]

@raichukat that's probably Duty Calls. Pretty funny.

[TheRaiman777]

I love how people think this is true

[ViLLaPiNoZ]

Lol but it's so true most people deployed out there from the core are faced with these exact duties. And the last level takes the cake hahaha it would have been a question that popped into mind if someone came back from where they were deployed. Imagine multiplayer game play 8 players must fill out forms and repair damaged lmvs with correct tools while the other 8 must Inspect each passing traveler for fire arms and gunpowder residue on a street...

[ghost9455]

I remember this bullshit lol

[MrPs3ismylife]

BULLSHIT THIS IS NOT MW3 I GOT AND ITS NOTHING LIKE THAT

[Pacsun105]

I'm a PFC and this game is pretty much dead on.



[gtfonow1]

0:10

[d3athfr0mab0v3]

this is how mw3 should've been

[h0rnd0917]

I need a respirator....I never could figur out CPR for dead people

[MrGodkid]

You know the joke was important, when you realize.

What would happen if every gamer in the world, refused to play violent games? Hmmm I wonder.

[maxter480]

@MrGodkid They would stop making violent games...? Stupid.

[TheBloodyloon]

The sad thing is that this would be better than the ACTUAL Modern Warfare 3

[rabidhomosexual89]

@TheBloodyloon hahaha

[MrJackieboy11]

i played the whole campaign and tht was never on there?

[awesomepossum58]

@MrJackieboy11 *sigh* wow

[Basskicker93]

haha i think a game like this could be funny. much more fun than MW3 is right now :D

[ps3master33]

haha... so true

[TheBestGameIsSkyrim]

well this sucks lol nothing like the real one

[AdmiralHyjinx]

Damn they really predicted the whole game in three mintues and twenty six seconds

[rushzful]

Realism is fine and all but I think COD should incorporate some surreal elements as well. Some giant robot bosses here, a few undead zombie dragons there. You know, to mix things up a bit.

[strawngburry]

HAHA this is so true

[AUSTRALIAHACKER]

BF3 ALL THE WAY.

[NickyAmerica]

I'd rather play this then the actual MW3.

[MrWhateveranything]

Don't ask, don't tell?

[MrWhateveranything]

i hope people know this is not real

[MathewMozaffari]

I'm froom the future and MW3 is coming out in 8 days OMFG LMNOP

[MrBloodfarten]

they should make a game about Kosovo... or Bosnia... where the real action is...when the army was real... in the late 90's....

[EDbringer]

this still looks better than the real game

I'm serious

[NostalgicRaptor]

How the hell does this not have more views?!?

[eternalgracenote]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - FUCK THIS SHIT 50G FILLED 1,000,000 SANDBANGS

[frostythebandit]

YOU DIED!

[MegaKryp2nite]

This looks just as bad as the actual MW3 game.

[Kamanda010]

trolololololol

[AuggieJames]

thanks coke zero, youre the cause for that terrible "abduction" movie

[Anarchist666slipknot]

its funny, cause the actual MW3 looks, and sounds like this.

[slyboy78]

this is better then the real COD

[4skoolin2learn0]

lol i fucking love these videos

[Cbomb911]

"So yeah, now im at the part where you get homesick and just kinda... stare at nothing. Its intense. [ YOU DIED ] I was just standing there, and I got shot and the back.. and now I guess the games over.." FAAAAIIIILL

[bromixsr]

Damn, I want this. I heard that on one level, you get to do extra push-ups in the rain. I hope so, that sounds awesome.

[aturtlenamedfee]

@bromixsr Me too man, I seen this one mission on youtube about when you finally get home you go to the bar get really drunk then beat your cheating wife. Crazy stuff

[DAIadvisor]

Friggin brilliant! :) :) 95% of your time in the army is going to be spent exactly like that.

[beezy272]

boring ass shit ..lol

[GeorgeW6]

Brings back memories - really OLD ones. The Army hasn't changed much.  LOL

[MrWhiskeyJak]

LMAO

[DJRozwell]

Not if Shakira was right there!

[TheHossUSMC]

They forgot cleaning toilets and chain smoking.

[FutureLaugh]

lmao this is hilarious- whats funnier is every hero on here trying to justify wasting there time over seas

[n1n0x]

REALISTIC? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHA

[Sebrav]

"12 teens busted in adult-pornographic ring" LOL! (Stands in the bottom news)

and "Infequent urination"... This video made my day :D

[outdoorsman11b]

ha ha welcome to the fuckin army

[TypeOFace]

"Skills: Infrequent urination."

lulz

[hobowatermelon]

hahaha that's freaking hilarious how realistic it is! they should have some DLC where you're a platoon sergeant constantly giving counseling statements to stupid privates and recommending them for UCMJ.

[GorcPicX]

@hobowatermelon And you also have to contend with the command team which form to use. XFDL, PDF, or docx?

[spima]

I tried the beta, it's fantastic.. Soo realistic!!

[Shady4782]

COD isnt realistic at all.. its just slaughting mass amounts of AI with guns the army dosnt even use.

Want realism? Play a game like ARMA 2.

[Doomgurd23]

@Shady4782 Arma is amazing. CoD is an arcade game, people just cant accept that.

[Merugaf]

@Shady4782 Want Realism? GO IN TO THE ARMY! no video game will ever be so close ot real because it's a VIDEO GAME!

[pofuno]

wow the first true onion story

[CharlesNauck]

I love that there are actually people stupid enough not to get the joke. Man it blows my mind yall are more funny then the video. I fear for the world.

[Raneuvfire]

ROFL i love the wii version!!! lol a 17lb controller XD

[DemoTragedyRecordZ]

lol COD Sux Same Damn Game Just A Different number In The Title Boring Shit

[xxprotect0rxx]

i cant imagine veteran mode

[totaljokerface]

Is a fake?? This chain the nonion network is chain fake

[951755378]

this is the new shit

[sandking0099]

well mw3 is gonna be up on november thou....

[zixx0066]

@sandking0099 well this is the MW3 Onion Edition

[mitrooper]

@zixx0066 I wish this was MW3 the real edition, it would have been actually good.

[josephbrancatisano]

@sandking0099 this is 2009 dickhead

no one knew about mw3

[satansapussy]

fuck jessica biel, shakira' s fine ass hell, biel isnt.

[killface1989]

@satansapussy no way, i would jump biel over shakira any day

[satansapussy]

@killface1989 shakira has a prettier face and look like she can make your toes curl. biel looks boring as shit no wonder that faggot timberlake left her. biel also thinks she is all that, no way in hell, i'll give it to her for the ass she's got because her ass is nice im not knockin her on that but shakira, damn there's no competition.

[xndon]

So True!!!!

[MrAnimeking18]

Guys it's fake lol

[orkkilla5589]

this game will be shit.

[NimbleTurtle13]

@orkkilla5589 Lol you're clueless

[orkkilla5589]

@NimbleTurtle13 inb4, same graphics and gameplay. nothing new. get battlefield 3 mah boi.

[NimbleTurtle13]

@orkkilla5589 Right like every game series has something completely new to offer right? MW2 was a completely different game from MW1. It's only WaW and BO that copies off IW games. Battlefield 3 offers a new engine and then what? It's still the same kind of gameplay. More people play COD because it is faster pace and has a better control scheme. It might not be the "better" game but more people play COD for a reason. It's silly to compare the two anyway since they're very different games.

[pofuno]

@NimbleTurtle13 you mean its silly because battle field is way better and cod is some shit right?

[NimbleTurtle13]

@pofuno Stop acting like a fanboy. It's pathetic. The only similarities between COD and Battlefield are that they are FPS games and popular.

[uwlwsrpm]

Oh, and if MW3 was REALLY this way, it would be more realistic than BF3. A large amount of time spent in warfare really is just doing mundane things.

[uwlwsrpm]

I'll take Jessica Biel any day.

[eleutheromaniac]

Coke zero Facial Profiler....wha....i don't even....and this is an ad for Onion News....my heads gonna explode.

I had to google to see if this was an Onion joke and no...it's not. I assume the Levi Jeans Thumb print and DNA analysis friend finder will be coming soon. What...the...fuck.

[fackerhongming]

this is as scary as horror movie, i actually believed for like 20 minutes until someone tells me that it is fake.

[hellnoob11]

LMAO i love this

[MajorHuggles]

Damn you people who kept saying, "CoD needs to be more realistic!" (Yes, I realize this is a joke)

[MrYagoyagoyago]

OH FUCKING SHIT!

You see heres my story, you see a long time ago I watched this and thought it was REAL, one day I become a big onion news fan and while surfing there videos I find this and realize how fucking retarded I am, fucking hysterically laughing right now.

[FullyAutoMutilator]

wow sounds fun press R1 and L1 to clean the shit on the floor. Press R2 to sign paper work. Hey Price how the hell did we get from killing Shepard and running away to avoid being a cleaning lady and signing fucking papers. Oh by the way yhe military may be boring but they pay you they don't pay you to play this crap.

[philritter21]

@FullyAutoMutilator What are you going on about?

[FullyAutoMutilator]

@philritter21 I'm proving that it' fake and gay like for them smoking

[Ducttapestuff]

This is so blasted funny

[pomfan45]

fake and gay

[inherbeaver]

@pomfan45 Thats the whole point of onion news.

[dabomb4333]

@pomfan45 no shit you fucking retard.

[ErikaCn100]

@pomfan45 yes you are. But no one here can help you with that. Sorry.

[ErikaCn100]

@pomfan45 fail comeback is fail.

[pomfan45]

@ErikaCn100 oww stupid american

[ErikaCn100]

@pomfan45 Umm...read my profile. It clearly says 'United Kingdom' which is ENGLAND.

Wait... it says you are from the US, yet you are calling others 'stupid'

If it is so stupid, why do you live there? My guess if to escape you're worthless shithole of a country.

Congratulations -you have won the prize for the Most retarded, worthless, sub-human piece of shit living on this planet. I do pray that you're parents do the right thing and kill you.

BLOCKED AND IGNORED

[6580006247]

@ErikaCn100 It's okay kiddie I can sense the madness within you and that you're contemplating to cut yourself because of how mad you are but it's okay you will survive

[ErikaCn100]

@6580006247 Keep talking, you are just showing how stupid, ignorant and downright worthless you are with every comment you make.

Come on little boy, did yourself a deeper hole.

[Detiminator]

LOL They actually rendered cod-like scenes

[freakyricky]

Man if this was the real mw3 I would totally buy it

[Muusicca]

OOOh Maaa Gawd , this is some FUNNNNNNNY SHIT

[mesokool1]

I was at the homesick lvl and I was staring at nothing and got shot in the back now the games over

[LeeroyFan101]

Call of Duty POG Edition

[Garrnett1]

Yeah drove the supply truck from one village to another village and when I got there they told me the order was messed up so I had to drive all the way back

[scamper246]

lmao this is so true..

[gunboundph1]

wtf this is so fake i been waiting for like 3 weeks since i posted this and on the website it says there making a new map pack fake and gay wth is this bull farts this is so fake i should sue this news for faking it i saw this onion news in comedy central so its fake and gay like me im gay yay im super gay ill give you all a blow jobs etc no homo

[BloodyKillasClan]

looks boring

[gunboundph1]

@BloodyKillasClan mother fucker its not real you bitch ass pussy ass nigger its onion news its suppose to be funny cock suck dick anal sex with me

[BloodyKillasClan]

@gunboundph1 i know its a damn joke u dumbass, your just making urself look retarded im just saying Orion News makes it look boring. damn people like u need some fresh air.

[Maverick4244]

@BloodyKillasClan

Onion news makes it look boring because COD is actually quite awesome with unlimited explosions and limitless gunfire, yet people complain its not good enough. So they decided, Here let's show you a real life like COD game where you do stuff real soldiers do. then you'll think back to real COD and say thank god its not like the COD they showed in the Onion!

[ghgriffon]

@Maverick4244 You need to think about the stuff you write as most of it is incoherent babble.

Retard. 

[Maverick4244]

@ghgriffon I don't know what part of it would have been incoherent. anyone who can read would understand what i was saying.

and the name calling is nesseccary why? oh right. its the internet

[philritter21]

@Maverick4244 What?

[OptimusPrimeribs]

Wow, can't go wrong with a SP campaign of over 17,000 hours!

[jmayrod]

20 people still believe that people are "lying" not acting

[uremainsrmin]

"Im at the stage right now when you get home sick, and you go out to the desert and just sort of uhhh...stare at nothing,It's intense."

LOL!!!! i laughed so hard!!!!

[xXEpicallyInsaneXx]

My friend thought this was real. :P

[sarsfieldusmc]

Win...So much win

[ASilentRayne]

hehe there really thinking of mw3

[cmsasuke17]

this is an awesome show, it look so real but and its not but its really funny because i can clearly see many idiots do not get it.

[marcoz9008]

so true lmao, and its the onion news its not real.... Though u would know this since its been on for years now

[zixx0066]

@gunboundph1 O RLY? I never noticed!, no shit sherlock

[TinyTitian]

@zixx0066 LMFAO 

[39leafs]

hahah your a fucking idiot buddy

[viciousxero]

@gunboundph1 uh...what about the part where it's The Onion News Network? Does that not scream 'JOKE' to you?

[Dskull88]

@gunboundph1 lololololol learn to take a joke retard

[TheHorrorchicken]

@gunboundph1 Every hour?! Wow, get a life please :)

[gcarlos305]

@gunboundph1 lmfaooo your fucking retarded 

[SexyKary187]

@gunboundph1 no duh you retard!

[perry244]

@gunboundph1 ur so dumb...1. u were excited about it enough to check the websight?? and 2. this is onion news!!! it called a fake news place that is made to be funny

[DigitalArgyle]

@gunboundph1 what are you 10?

[mepizzasmangled]

@gunboundph1 LOL your an idiot!

[jackisnowouttabed]

@gunboundph1 you're so fucking stupid lmaooo

[Feargface]

@gunboundph1 oh dear god.

[Brandon33akahk]

@gunboundph1 dumbass this is the onion, go back to masturbating dude.

[16bmidniterfoxo]

@gunboundph1 LOL he checks it every hour what a lifeless punk xD

[SuperSmashDolls]

@gunboundph1 Actually the MW3 plot leaked out a few days ago.