Guile Speech from Street Fighter The Movie - with Subtitles

[pukenginangyan]

Even the English language was buffalaxed.



[Travelisation]

Hahahaha

[gideonblackman]

Who's for the Street Fighter Sequel with Tommy Wiseau as Guile.

Oh hai Ken!

lol!

[silentlamb21]

@gideonblackman

that would be great.

Oh hai Ken! So hows your sexlife?

[Alastrian83]

18 Byson wallabies wanna go horm.

[hiphoponeworld]

TRUE PURRS

[harle1012000]

They should have got JCVD to play Capt. America lol

[JankyToe]

This one of the most epic moments in movie history.......... :P

[Brandon5l9]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[greg802]

the moment when you realised the subtitles was someone taking the michael

[gta4ishardcore]

"And our frends will Half-Dyed hair.... will Half-Dyed.. Fa nothing" TROLOLROFLCOPTERLAMFAOPMSSOiCA­NTBISIFIE

[Meevinman]

Bye sun or Byson?

[Gongomm]

true purrs go home and be family men

[markowhisper]

Bye sun.

[TriggerHappy838]

genius subtitles xd

[ElianR1985]

/watch?v=Pmgc-yp0kqg xD

[Crazyjoe1974]

Sanik bum!

[ThatRandomGuy666]

Guile was so out of character right there, he should've sent them all home and let them be family men, while he would've defeated Bison FOR AMERICA.

[biochemundergrad33]

While our friends will half-dyed hair.

Half-dyed hair.

[fitzy545]

bison rules

[Thaliath]

Needs more Guile Theme

[TheCleardeath]

blue soldier 1 : dude does guile even know what the fuck hes talking about rofl

[LlortnA]

The subs are genius.

[kaiser5676]

Oh man, oh god! LMAO!!

[Grimmwood]

"true purrs" lol

[starcoax]

LOLOLOL honestly what were thinking casting this dude, did they do it for the lulz? must have.

[PhobosDM256]

go horm and be a family man

[TheCleardeath]

@PhobosDM256 LOL!! dude i dunno why i cracked up on ur comment rofll XD even so im a big fan of guile for years i mean ryu is awosome but hes slow but guile man shit that dude right here can kick bisons ass seriously if u know how to deal with guile in a game well in a movie hes like " dude go the fack horm " LOL XD

[TheCleardeath]

@TheCleardeath Lol Guile : GO fack your self and go horm Bye-sun lamoo

[chaklong]

HAHHAHHAHAHA

[TheMazurka]

Who made these subs?

[FinalAtomicBuster]

@TheMazurka: I did

[edwinpedram]

@FinalAtomicBuster you are god !!!

[GothicHinata001]

I half-dyed my hair for nothing!? And the wore is cancelled too!? That's a fucking enjustiss!

[cheekybastard29]

Dude! that funny as shit! lol.... you must have alot of time on your hands eh?? lol

[SjaanK85]

No wonder that guy at 0:51 is smiling!

[XxDrevokxX]

True purrs hahahhahaha. Now, that ws a nice start

[Avalolz]

Please turn on closed captioning.

[joaovictor1994]

Bye Sun iza sunufabitch

[jedimodus]

Bye sun

[thatbristolbloke]

lol



[IamEVILBLANKA]

subtites better than the film

[Arkantos117]

Nice accent.

[pierineri]

Nice. Of course he doesn't wanna go home, he's going to be a poor maladjusted there

[xNewAgeWarriorx]

@pierineri Guile goes with everything.

[duderanch18237]

What the hells up with the blue camo and blue helmets as well... what exactly are they trying to blend in with?

[duderanch18237]

I love how he wears an american flag on his uniform but has a moderate European accent.

[FinalAtomicBuster]

peteer01: it won't let me due to a content claim.

[peteer01]

Why not allow embedded? Was trying to share this over at Kotaku...but couldn't. :-(

[locanix]

how can a war be "cancelled" ??!

[LordBelfast]

@locanix  Vietnam?

[SoulRipBabe]

omfg??? lyrics wtf

[coconut852]

OMG tears men...so damn funny hahahaha

[KillaDilla76]

:lol

[Mikodite]

Does anyone know why a Belg is playing an American? Damme can't even talk right!

[paulwes1983]

@Mikodite Hollywood man, Hollywood.

[ngnikolaos]

I cried. Tears of laughter. So awesome!

[sodamiza]

Such an inspiring speech nearly brought a tear to my eye lol

[roscosity]

I don't get it.... he has an american flag on his sleeve

[vinsong]

@roscosity Because in AMERICA, thats how you speak. 

[sgnebmak]

Van Damme's infamous splits burn up to 500 calories per second, I shit you not

[SteelScream88]

FinalAtomicBuster - I salute you, sir.

[ComaLies225]

lmao at the subtitles

[Warpath97]

Now that is an all american hero.Half-dyed hair,lol

[xdragon2k]

Wait, was this transcribed using google voice to text recognition beta?

[xero993]

@xdragon2k Nope the poster did it which is pretty fail.

[JammyD2579]

pronunciation fail

[jeortiz84]

Funniest fucking thing I've seen in a long time! I've watched this 5 times already and still laugh my ass off! I wonder how those guys look with "half-dyed hair."

[Calcos323]

I feel bad for Vanne Dam. I can't believe he agreed to be in this piece of shit.

[shoelacedonkey]

@Calcos323 "piece of shit" is nor far off of pretty much anything else he's ever done (Blood Sport aside)

[Calcos323]

He dropped his pronunciation combo, and was punished with a horrible casting.

[RomeoCo]

You know... it may not have been so bad had they not gotten Van Dam to play... any other character other then the American Soldier.

[jamends1220]

I deers like piss!

[johneatscandy]

I wonder what a Bye Sun Wallaby looks like.

[dakrisht]

I deers like piss - Hahahahahahahah - EPIC

[akira1hibiki]

LOL XD

[mtgrimm1]

WHAT YOU SAY !!

[Strangelove101]

Purely inspirational! I'm now charged!

[tdenterprise]

i just receive new orders. 

[littleicyman]

I like nodding asian man.

[Maxphyte]

@littleicyman LOL

[pandarevolution]

I knew I was going to fail my math class a few years ago, so before I took the final I wrote this speech on a index card, and then I wrote this ENTIRE speech on the last page of the exam no lie xD

[ZooIander]

@pandarevolution Shoulda just put formulas and answers and shit on that index card instead, durkadurkadurrr

[pandarevolution]

@ZooIander

Oh I was beyond the point of even caring. There was no way i would have passed regardless, thanks for the concern though.

[SunGawdRa]

Inspirational.

Cracked.

[TheEternalSuffering]

Haha,epic!

[flamevizier]

Buht, we canal go horm

[dcl32]

deers like piss rofl

[TheInstantClassic1]

Guile: "We can all go home"

Me: "Well we would if you would stop talking"

Guile: "Well I'm not going home

Me: "NO GUILE YOU SAID I COULD GO HOME!"

[neoYTPism]

Way to steal from Nostalgia Critic, jackass. @TheInstantClassic1

[GAF1987]

Oh, the enjustiss of it all!

[VH12th]

LoL everyone is like "aww damn, i dont get to shoot more people and see friends die " xD

[cnshsw152]

i deers like piss. so fucking hilarious!! way to be

[jayroo71]

and all this time i thought Guile was American...huh....

[AWDfreak]

@jayroo71 I just realized... Van Damme would make a great Abel. Obviously horrible as Guile. And the Street Fighter movie is a f***ing joke.

[ACCNRH]

cancel? how the fuck do you cancel a war?

[WingedRegent]

@ACCNRH

Just cheer so he'll get off!

[kimoboy1]

They should have used dolph lungred to play guile he looks like him

[phoenixofdiscordia]

@kimoboy1 Dolph's accent is less hilarious though. I mean, if it were him playing Guile, I might have actually believed that he was American.

[TheZaius]

He's gonna FILL IT!?

[Tyson03]

SO HORDEE

[IAMCAPTAINGUILE]

DAT BASTARD BISON ...... I KNOW YEW LIKE TO LOOCAT YOURSEVE ON DELIVISION YOU SEK SONAVABEETCH , SO look at DES...HNAH!!!!

[WanganAsura]

I want to punch that guy in the face that's wearing the suit. It's so irritating....

[5secondthoughts]

HAHAHA!! This is so brilliant. Love Jean Claude Van Damme.

[PurgeGaming]

enjustiss

[Xport9]

ROFLMAO! The fucking subtitles is fucking gold! AHAHAHAHA!

[josebin1988]

we canal go horm

[M00shu]

weekend all goe hoam.

[CyckOne]

Why would he put so much emphasis on "Horde"? Why did the director accept that take?

Man, this movie was brilliant.

[joshuarayborn]

that is pretty much the worst video ever made

[Lonewhitestar]

LOL! love the subtitles!!

[Lefty001]

This seemed like a good speech... When i was 7.

[MatMadik]

HAHAHA!!!! Funnier than I could exlain it!!!!!

[facelessaphrodisiac]

I'm laughing and insulting Jean Claude but I'm also looking over my shoulder to make sure he's not going to crash through my wall and beat the shit out of me.....

OH GOD! HE'S H-

[ChildrenCardGames]

oh shit, the whore is canceled

[vidviewer401]

lolspeak :3

[CapyGuy]

Why did they pick someone with such an incredibly un-American accent to play an American?

[JukemDrawles89]

@CapyGuy accent or not, as long as you were born in the states your as american as apple pie

[stevendale211]

hahaha.,., what kind of translation is this? shit.,.!

[MizNelson]

HAH! Absolute genius.

I'm sorry, but I love this movie simply because it's so bad. I burned a copy of this in film school over a decade ago and still have the tape.

[curiouscolt81]

so the next bison wannabe is going to feel it.. LOL.

[Tamanozke]

I'd totally go with him!

[MannyKunV]

ONCE U HEAR IT U CAN NOT UNHEAR IT

[maning04]

"we canal go horm" LMAO!!!

[h1tm0nl33]

truer words have never been spoken

[baddude06]

@h1tm0nl33 amen

[Prowl76]

I'm gonna go "horm" and watch Mortal Kombat

[wingspantt]

lol in real life everyone would go home

[bok3116]

and who whants to go with meh!?!

[ShouOokami]

I'm going to give this speech at my best friends wedding.

[kaminogarou1]

Please tape it and post it. I'd kill to watch someone use that irl.

[leeuth]

@ShouOokami LMFAO!!!

[green11420]

@ShouOokami IF YOU DO, record it! PLEASE! ahaha

[5secondthoughts]

@ShouOokami HAHA! DO IT.

[sgnebmak]

@ShouOokami After marriage, we canal go horm.

[KingZoender]

@ShouOokami Haha, that was a good one, man XD

[senpuu1440]

Goh horm aind bee a faymilie mayne- JCVD Guile

[StevieJ1991]

lmao that was funny

[kxmode]

Whale, this is spacial!

[nyczillest25]

dey get pecked up lol

[nyczillest25]

its funny how they picked him to be a us colonel

[SaNBeanz]

Hahaha! I deers like piss XD

[jasonextreme]

lol the extra at 0:37

[Erazor91]

Our friends would half-dyed hair?!

[JAYMONEY716]

LMao xD i love how in war time THESE MOFAKAHS DON'T WANNA GO HOME....TO THEIR FAMILIES XD I WOUILD'VE BEEN LIKE FUCK YEAH I AIN'T FIGHTING BISON AND NO GREEN MOFAKAH D:<

[ProtoSnake]

0:26 I deers like piss lol

[anguaa]

lmaoooooo

[jigsawtest]

"Sun offa beeesh Bison"

[gigantor21]

Why'd they cancel the whore? D:

[PsychoKungFu]

these subs arent even funny

[vincentpricesnephew]

cute. Van Damme was such an awful choice

[mattsmt20]

This is the speech Bush should have gave when everyone was calling for pull out

[WumboWarrior]

... if only. o.o

[bassplayerdjb]

Lol omg I would have died laughing if he did hahahahaha XD

[DinosaurPirateX]

I love this stupid, stupid movie.

[MasterMacLeod]

lol @ Byson Wallaby

[Ronnie11789]

i rather go home

[DeathBringer1983]

My chief in boot camp sounded like this.

He was Filipino.

[Ebb1993isimmortal]

@DeathBringer1983 Oh, was he really?

[koalaking009]

this speech also worked for the local high school football team before the big game

[RaustBD]

I actually liked this speech. If a better actor did it, it would have the potential to be truly awesome.

[ClintSleazewood]

Waddaya mean, 'better actor'? :D

[SeoulMan]

No UN troops would wear the flag of their country of origin, that's just the movie projecting the image of a perfect world order advocating ethnic diversity under a uniform, world order.

[rcdESPANYOL4ever]

I suppose General Patreaus gave a similar speech in 2007

[wandereragro]

The whole movie is obviously a critique of how society perceives homosexual relationships as inherently violent and percersive. This speech is an anti-thesis condemning those views and an outing of Guile's love towards M.Bison.

"I'm not going home", a refusal to stop being homosexual, and not to fall in line.

"I'm gonna get on my boat", effectively he's saying he's made his choice and he'll be damned if anyone stops him.

[wandereragro]

"I'm going up river", an exclamation that he will fight against societies condemnation even though society sees homosexual love as against nature i.e against the current.

"I'm going to kick Bison's ass so hard the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it", this should be obvious. He's emphasising that through his sacrifice others after them, i.e Guile and Bison, will be able to open to declare their love and feel the fruition of what Guile intends to do by coming out openly. He's paving the way.

[SaNBeanz]

I deers for piss XD

That was hilarious!!

[ImperialInquisition]

LOLLLL only word right was teh ongest "meanwhile"

[DLoc0]

his pronunciation is not that bad

[MikeDaimonPliskin]

Ya but the only way Jean-Claude Van Damm learnt English was watching the Flintstones. True Story!

[adhesiveD32]

this is hilarious -- it really does look like he' getting off at the very end.

[Zlos07]

i like how he yells "SO HARD!"

[silentshaker]

hahahha

[OkamiNinja7]

Egoraptor's parody of this is the best.

[mattsmt20]

I love this speech its in my top 10 movie speeches of all time thats what our dipshit president needs to do instead of we will not Fail what a cunt

[givemefo0d]

0:51 that guy is gay for guile

[WumboWarrior]

kekekeke