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  • and its a video game people, a cartoon, Watch porn, better yet go get laid

  • OMG WTF is the command with the half circle, this game f&^%ing Blows

  • what the hell....how the hell do you THAT much damage so quickly!?

  • I never understood why he dropped the Sythe

  • anyone else get a little hard from that?

  • Did cleopatra try to rape him...

  • @Mcaskill82 seduce him. The term rape is based on "willingness to partake in sexual activity." based on that word alone, when a wife/ husband does not feel like having sex but is forced to do so, it would be called rape. The word is very misleading dude.

  • When dante stabbed cleopatra for some reason i thought he penetrated her :O

  • lol, funny as....heaven. Marc comes at him, gets pushed to the ground. "Nope.avi"

  • At 5:15 on the top of the screen, "(LS)" pops up how do you press that I know it stands for left stick but iv done everything on the left stick and nothing happends I just die help?

  • @UltraPcGamer101 Half circle over the top? Or click it in.

  • 05:59 PENETRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Did ya notice all the words gains around cleopatra's vagina? Must be a wicked STD lol

  • This game is hella confusing.

  • Tits and stones will break my bones

  • 1) Why chill with the prince of dark stuff? He's a big fat liar.

    2) How 'bout a manicure?

    3) Hey, paws off the merchandise, harlot queen.

    4) And I thought "crazy for you" was just an expression.

    5) She did launch 1,000 ships, dude.

    6) What's wrong with love?

  • 5:57-Heh, he stuck it in her so hard she died.

  • Hell id just fuck her :/

  • am i the only one who got a bonner while playing this level ?

  • The second try against cleopatra I thought Dante stabbed her with his dick.

  • @ViETxSOULJAx That's the idea, Robert McKee.

  • Dude! Just cut out the parts where you lose!

  • Damb! With that dude coming out of her mouth, I guess that gives a new meaning to the term deep throat lol.

  • im stuck at the 3rd ls part

  • @LaZBoyziez i was thinking the same thing when i saw that part. i was like oh man you didn't tell me you didn't just thrust into her next thing they zoom out and im like oh he was reaching for the sycthe to kill her(well not kill but punish) lol.

  • lol he couldn't resist fucking cleopatra at least once

  • Yep, not only babies. But fucking tongues.

  • Wait, if you fail that Cleopatra prompt at 5:23 Dante decides to have sex with her?

  • @ArchangelExile Yep! :D

  • @MrKevstro Lol, nice!

  • @MrKevstro you know what's messed up about losing at 5:23

    it should have at least given you an achievement for 'Not Gay, but sorry, you are actually suppose to beat her achievement'.

  • now my own boobs make me sick XD

  • DAMN YOU!!! lol

  • Centuries of fornication.... I seriously bet Cleopatra REEKED

  • the third LS is to roll the LS over the top in a kind of semi-circle. only the top half though :)

  • what does the the third LS mean? im stuck in that part please

  • LS \/

    LS /\

    LS ?

  • I hate how the bad guys always get the shield D:

  • 7:19

    I'M GOING TO RELIGOUSLY SMASH YOUR FACE IN WITH JESUUUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!

  • tits....for a slave?

    DAMN YOU!

  • i think he failed at the actions on purpose :3!

  • Man I know he fucked another chick but did she have to spread for Lucifer? This is madness!

  • @reddyreddknova No... this is Spar-- wait, not now, -- Penis Tower! (Oh that's right!) Penis tower! *kicks you into the baby-making nipples*

  • @reddyreddknova To go back on topic, this was a rather infuriating part of the game since my reflexes are quite low; quite a common feature me and the person who made this walkthrough is the fact that, in bosses, and enemies we find it quite easy, but environment:

    "OMG WTF BBQ SAUCE I NEVER KNEW THAT ANUS THAT FARTS FIRE IS THERE."

    Should be self-explanatory...

  • What does the "LS" half red half white circle mean at 05:49? I cant seem to get it when I reach that part

  • @Denshi55 Well, I'm just guessing, but I asume it means to make a half-circle rotation from the top, with the left stick.

  • @Denshi55 i think that means left stick on the xbox 360 controller

  • thubs up if anyone of u got a boner

  • lol he failed to kill the girl and went for the sex!!

  • Cleopatra in this game looks and sounds like Yzma from The Emperor's New Groove.

  • This game nearly ruined tits for me.

  • @OushGisher AGREED

  • @OushGisher hell yea

  • @OushGisher ikr? she had FUCKING TONGUE NIPPLES. WTF????

  • thats a really easy mod o_o

    what mod was you playing?

  • wow

    this game really bashes cleopatra

    roman propaganda at its best

  • So, Cleopatra was titzilla, who imprisioned Antony in her soul as her slave, and now Dante just killed them both....what a weird game this has already been!

  • @Versa51 He did not kill them, just send them back to their respective hell.

  • too much lag

  • stop saving everybody and kill some asses

  • Oh, Cleopatra is BLIND? Look at her eyes, and the way she looks at Dante!! She is a blind snake!! And in the End of the fight that she says ''It wasn't suppose to end like this, we had a deal!''=> With who was she talking?with Lucifer??

  • @ThePoseidon555 yes, she was. Cleopatra in the game became one of Lucifer's brides and imprisoned Antony in her body. But he still thinks she loves him.

  • @Fullmetalminos Well, it's a scariest game!! But she was BLIND?

  • @ThePoseidon555 I didnt get that eather. Like wtf

  • holy pervert game

  • she must be the biggest whore in the world and her prise was to be the hell whore xP (she died by AIDS)

  • Lucky bastard >.>

  • 5:27 who else did the same thing?

  • @mybigwang1 1)She's a demon 2)She's flat and bald 3)Chuck Norris dislikes her.

  • Didn't you already absolve her soul and send her to Paradise? So how is she back with those unholy mouth-tits of hers?

  • @tolstoy143 that was some other princess. this is cleopatra

  • What is your system?You tell me yours and i tell mying.

  • this game actually follows the original guideline from the epic poem. That is what makes it neat!

  • It looks like he stuck his in her and they wow x D

  • what does the 3rd thing mean i press it and nothing happens

  • Dude... her boobs have tongues... that's not sexy. Then again, this game wasn't created to be sexy. :P That's what sets this apart from GoW. This game tells it a small part like it is. That plust this guy is way more bad ass than Kratos.

  • I would have failed the seduction horribly. I guess i'm damned. ;)

  • How historically accurate.

  • im really upset how this game is exactly the same as god of war but this game is a "hell" of alot more disgusting, beautiful, disturbin, and infuriating

  • I'm stuck right at 5:47 can someone please explain to me exactly what the screen is telling me to do....

  • @Infernorabbit97 its telling you to...throw hook. like in street fighter. stick the analog to the right and then roll it around to the left to "mount" this cheap whore then thick "it" in her. i know how you feel it took me like 20 tries to figure out what the fuck i had to do cuz there are no directions like if you had to swing the scythe

  • hey man,thanks for the tip,i was stuck too,so is rigth then turn to left,couse i wasdoing it backwards

    anyway,thanks:)

  • 1. Explain how you lose in that Seducing Struggle.

    2. That part where the platform breaks and you have to swing for your life... that shit looked hard.

  • For the record I'd still hit that...

  • @TheOmegaDragon well if you do you go to hell unfortunately

  • @shadowxXxelite Dante is already in hell and that's the only decent looking woman he is ever going to find in hell to screw around with. He can always hit it and quit it seeing that he was going to vanquish her anyway. Ofcourse your right too, if I was married to Beatrice I'd be committing infidelity and that would guarantee a permanent stay in hell.

  • This player is good.

  • at 5:15 how do u do that?? i tryed pushing in the stick but i keep dieing??

  • idk why Cleopatra thought seducing Anthony was gonna work, your not sexy anymore ;p

  • Dude, these absolve mini-game things take FOREVER...who here agrees?

  • @blazehawk81 yup. just punish them, you get a shit load of souls for that

  • wow imagine if she's our own girlfriend so enthu LOLS

  • 6:00 I thought he put it in the wrong hole

  • @ebrahim23 you mean in her asshole? :P

  • how'd you kill antony so fast

  • That third action command, all you have to do is tilt the joystick dead right now rotate it around the top to the dead left. It took me forever to figure it out.

  • why do you fail when she kisses you?

  • @jdotmillion You job is to save Dantes love from Lucifer, you can't do that when tongue wrestling with that lustful demon.

  • @jdotmillion maybe she takes control of you (i dunno im guessing)?

  • So, in hell, Cleopatra is a giant and Marc Antony lives inside her. that's just not right.

  • @Cloud198422 Why not ;)

  • OH THANK GOD!!! i was about 2 say shove ur schlong in that!?!?! do u want super gonorrea???

  • @Gmanblack4 i think that's what antony got u.u

  • Theres love in hell afterall

  • @HazardMaster47 I don't really think that's the GOOD kind of love,though.

  • welp i guess thats stickin it to her

  • i seens the area-ola

  • That sucks man. Your girl leaving you for the devil? That's a heartbreaker right there.

  • Wow......your boss fights are so......boring

  • Can anyone tell me what do you do at 5.16 with the joystick? Im stuck on that bit.

  • @tryingtowatchshit You have probably given up trying or figured it out by now but, all you have to do is roll the thumbstick anti-clockwise =)

  • can someone help me on want to press at 5:50

  • the big bitch just called his girl a bitch lol

  • shame there wasent a sex minigame :/

  • lol sex fail

  • hell like game, but still, pretty nice tits

  • it looked like he stuck something else in her at 6:00

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  • Jiggle Physics are wasted on demons with creepy nipples =/

  • wat is the third move when the lady jumps on you i cant figure it out i can do the first two but not the third plzz someone help me!!!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @celticsfan57 cant figure it out either

  • i keep getting stuck on the bit where she tries to bite you i can do the first 2 ls moves but i do not know wht to do for the third

  • laggy vid

  • PELVIC THRUST!!!!!!

  • Dante doesn't seem to understand...well anything hahaha.

  • lust is doing someone for just ur desires not cause u love that person

  • @drackdragon89

    im alredy damned

  • @drackdragon89 Then everyone is fucked

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  • So, what, Love is a sin?!

  • @TheDarkMaster1989

    Lust is a sin, not love.

  • @TheDarkMaster1989 no, i think of of control desires for sex that you give into, at least i THINK, i dunno

  • 6:00

    WHen I first played the game and I did that I said

    " Did I stick it in so deep it killed her?"

    Then I saw he stabbed her with the sythe

  • @longsolid9 talk about a twist

  • nasty....tongue boobies

  • Nice thrusting.

  • 8:35 lol. The demon says "good-bye" when Dante was about to absolve him.

  • Cleopatra was basicly a cheat, she just wanted exotic men from Rome, all for their power and penis.

  • why is he saving everybody? he shoul punish some fucken bitches!!! jajaa

  • Wait, did he fail because Dante kissed that demon?

  • @ThorirEy Ya because she has the ability to kill people with her kiss she is the ruler of the second circle of hell what do you expect

  • 2 questions:

    *What did that woman in the beginning do exactly, I don't understand it perfectly

    *Do you just forgive everyone? Or do you plan to punish some souls?

  • gosh i thought they were having sex at 6:00....this game turns me on...  LOL

  • I like how Dante accepts what he did but doesn`t want anyone else to suffer because of what he did.

  • 05:45 FALCON PUNCH! You show her, Dante.

  • So... before he killed Cleopatra, he had to feel her breasts huh? (^_~)

  • @thi711 and the way he took her out, for a second i though they had something.

  • kiss of death

  • Cleopatra is a slut.......

  • @BlackYoshi2 agreed lolz soon as her lover dies she tries to get in dante's pants go figure xD

  • God, Beatrice is a stubborn ol' bitch, aint she?

  • wow they did a great job in making cleopatra look horribly unappealing

    "I dont understand" -Dante

  • but it is dante's fault for all this, seriously, men are sometimes so corrupt and others hae to suffer for it

  • dantes favorite phrase must be "i dont understand"

  • Oh so that beatrice is getting jiggy with lucifer? what makes her so special :L i wonder if he devil is any good at sex

  • whats the 3rd botton you press on the quicktime event am stuck on it

  • Lucifer is such a prick..........

  • How could he possibly kiss that?

  • @ChuckNorris924 i have no idea all i know is that i got a boner

  • Just badass. :}

  • The dessire of Dante makes you Game over...

  • @Reingnus DESIRE FOR THAT?!?!

  • @FanimusMaximus Well, yeah, if wasent for that, How do you explain such end?

  • 5:50 how the fuck do you do that... what do you press

  • what's the difficulty settings?

  • Poor, Dante he has a reallly bad time in this game.

  • 2:37 Ah! revenge laid!

  • on 5:55 for a minute i thoug he... and she... oh nvm

  • when she crawls towards you after the Ls down and Ls up what the third Ls? ive tried everything cant tell if u click or something what is it?!!

  • @MariosquidXD DUDE OMG I KNOW I NEED HELP TOOO!!!

  • after u kill antony an that chick comes after u how do u beat her