Jumping spider mating ritual fail

[sabrimbam]

you could tell it was his first time courting. U will forever remain a virgin and not dye. Smart move dude!

[VixxieVamp92]

AWWW cold feet :) Iv been there before :)



[MoonlightPrinces]

Male: NEVAH GONNA GIVE U UP NEVAH GONNA LET U DOOOWWNNN NEVAH GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!

Female: ...

[Torn80cj]

thegoth303 is wrong, that is a mating move by the male. He didn't receive any signal from the female, so he went into panic mode and left. When the female sits there and just stares, he feels like she is readying for the pounce and kill mode.

[HighLandHotPocket]

Spider: "Ummm Katie.. I uh..I.. *jeez* I wanted to ask you to..the...I mean if you wanted to go with me....um...uh (blush)" *runs away*

Other spider: "???"

[HalomasterA69]

This video is wrong but i still smiled at the end saying u deserve it to the lonely spider

[xclieateaterx1]

story of my life

[MetalHeadHeather]

They look like two different types of spiders :o

[demiaonTV]

look like he was dancin

[KillerWaddleDee]

Denied!

[isjackal]

she's disappointed because she was about to eat him...

and that's also why he flew away.

[djallusive]

will you marry me .

no (fly away)

[CrispyAnt]

Son...I am disappoint.

[Bonethugz4lyfe]

Spider dance win.

[hang1iderswing]

Maybe he's afraid of spiders.

[jackkoffin1]

"I am dissapoint." So do you imagine the female spider as an Eastern European Borat type character, or is she being hip and talking in internet slang, like Juno?

[AnxiousFly]

@jackkoffin1 i fgn hate juno

[thecrazyhenchman]

are these dangerus? ive seen a few in uk and ive thrown a few out my house, i dont remember them being here 10 years ago.......?

[kane28577]

@thecrazyhenchman No they do not attack humans at all, they are very intelligent for an insect and kill all other spiders and insects. I was an arachnophobe but didn't mind jumping spiders since they make no webs and always stay out of your way, also their eyes watch you they are really clever. They will increase in the UK since they take down spiders much bigger than them

[thecrazyhenchman]

@kane28577 ok cool man, perhaps i should leave them in my house to kill the nasty cobweb ones ;)

[ryanandblake77]

ha, the male was like fuck this shit!!!! its not worth it!!!!!! lol

[thegoth303]

uhh that was a territory threat...not a mating ritual

[McWgogs]

@thegoth303 didn't know that, thanks.

[thegoth303]

@McWgogs Hillarious jumping spider mating behaviour....look it up

[pallab1234]

@McWgogs

I guess it is more like a mating ritual. I have seen mating after this ritual.

[rocafella142]

@McWgogs That guy is wrong, this is a mating ritual.

[Ivelization]

@thegoth303 no it wasnt notice ones smaller than the other thats the male it was trying to mate with the female and the female was like GTFO OUTTA HEA MUTHUFAWKA

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

@thegoth303 heres the dialouge i made spider 1 [invadiing]: hi :3 spider 2: FUCK OFF spider 1: fine.....douche

[TacTiCCodPlayer]

@thegoth303 your a very stupid person... the females papilla's are alot thinner then the smaller males. the was a dance from the male you dip shit.

[Pinkalicious112]

@thegoth303 yup, the mating dance is a little different.

[12NadaSurf12]

@thegoth303 you are false sir

[rocafella142]

@thegoth303 you fail, it is a mating ritual.

[brainfreezerburn]

0:09 not the same spider (top is more like wolf/recluse)

[NextLvlProductions]

did he died ?

[liceuh]

He probably just forgot the condom.

[FarangBalls]

maybe the male could tell she wasnt impressed and got the eff out of there before she ate him for dinner.

[weprin2]

Sounds like music from The Terminator

[ReconRaptor]

I thought Terminator would show up

[metalpunkrockster]

type prize before youtube and hit eneter

[royokihokage]

SON.....

[kramt203]

FOREVER ALONE

[sukinorules]

Male spider: Uhh... h-hey.... uh, .... welcome.... welcome to the neighbor hood see you later BYE!!!! -dashes off-

Female spider: ......

[Torn80cj]

"I am disappoint", that is hilarious.

[THISISAVERYCOOLNAME]

hes more successful than i will ever be lol

[ihatestupidvideos]

are these even poisoness?

[JrFF9173]

@ihatestupidvideos No. They are actually very cute and even help remove other nasty insects from your house

[ihatestupidvideos]

@JrFF9173

k

i watched some other video and a super poisoness spider looked exactly like these ones

[ohmandamp]

I think we should see other people.

[jibi1705]

i beliv he had lose motionz !! boy ...shit can happen any wher any tim :p

[SasuGaa1Fan]

Im 12 and what is this?

[98ricky]

@SasuGaa1Fan the male spiders wants to have babies with the female so he trys to impress her but then he runs away

[Maxdg1013]

@SasuGaa1Fan I'm 12 too and I've known what this kind of thing is. Lets just say that the male spider wants to "Do it" with the female spider.

[SasuGaa1Fan]

@Maxdg1013 Lol.

[NoirChloe]

You all guys are such scardycats)))

[Maxdg1013]

@NoirChloe Scardycats? Don't you mean "Scaredy-Cats?"

[dylankunaikennedy123]

rejected!!!!!

[jokesonyou0013]

"I am disappoint" LMFAO XD

[BOBSAGETPWNSURFACE]

@jokesonyou0013 XD

[strictlyformyninja]

LOL. I love the Terminator music.

[bananian]

I'd get cold feet too if I were going to turn into dinner after mating.

[23470335]

走得咁快....好明顯極度淆底-.-

[Clothify]

I am disappoint too. Fucking idiot.

[Mondafied]

HAHAAHAHHAAHAHA funny as hell!

[zolo1243]

That was so cute.

[xSyNiiCaLx]

i didn't find this remotely funny, until the "i am dissapoint" and pissed myself loool THUMBS UP

[1wowme1]

i think he started dancing and when she got closer he realized she was ugly or even a man and got the fuck out of there lol

[thelordofspace]

the male probably felt that he was failing is approach and that the female didnt reconized it so he prefered to run and live than to try it out and die

[TheJoey3590]

they were going to do it but, i think the female spider was like,oooo i like you,wait you have small balls and probably the male is like, uhh gotta go!

[artur1991iinc]

Footnote:

if your planning to have sex with a girl, you might wanna consider not turning on the terminator theme song

[Imran500]

Lol, Terminator theme.

[grassvalleystudios]

Must of been one shit ugly spider.

Hmm, should i tap this? mm, oohh, fuck this

[KINGKAI41]

I like how it backs up without simply turning around, lol. Rejeeeected.

[IMWHISKERS]

lol at the background music

[IAMHAPPPY]

yeah, when i asked my first girl out, i got really scared and ran away too.

[McWgogs]

might be a universal thing

[jin54363]

@IAMHAPPPY

shit dude, you had a chance!!!

[Shreddette]

... looks like the top spider is the common house spider and the bottom is something else entirely.

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

Now that I look again, looked like she was gonna go for him. Hehe!

[JenovaNinquelas]

lol XD cute.

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

Haha. Maybe he's got A.D.D. "Hey you're pretty hot....woah! Hey, a cookie!" LOL!

[McWgogs]

lol

[leonx245]

@KawaiiKemonomimi LOOOOOOOL!

[vittyturbo1128]

@KawaiiKemonomimi dude thats fu**ing funny as shit out of someones nose

[vittyturbo1128]

@KawaiiKemonomimi i almost fell out of mi chair cuz i was LMAO so much

[orlok1234]

the jumping spider going sidways

is like: "what way you goin' go?! what way you gon' go?!

Oh forget you!"

*leaves*

I am disapointed

[cheetahguitarman6]

fail indeed.

[Urbexx99]

jajajjajaja

[boogilish]

lol their so cute. He was like "Oh screw this, I'd rather live without sex than die O.o." thanks for posting lol

[Xebelan]

Not all spiders consume their mates.

[boogilish]

but these do!

[Xebelan]

I guess the jumpers in my house are stunted or something then, because they get after it all the time and I've never seen the female eat the male. Shoo him off when she's done, yes, eat him, no.

[boogilish]

it really all depends on the size of the male and female. if the male is much smaller than the female then she will eat him, but if hes about her size or bigger, she'll chase him away. Or if food is scarce.