Dylan Moran telling us off! 1/6/06

[tristanoutlaw86]

yeh the filmer is an idiot, he mentioned that he didn't want anyone filming or taking photos 3 times and you didnt pick up on the heavy hint!!!!!

[MrLiamy]

ur shite,.

[dnizabhad]

Dylan Moran hates people who have cameras.

[alkalein]

Lot's of gripe about the laughter (too lazy/drunk to go further back in the comments). There are various ways of seeing a performer: Live, dictated by a director (televised), filmed by a spectator, rendisioned, etc. Each is relevant enough though and has it's place, no? True, you might want an official 'quality' filmed version of this but I still think this has a place,in that it's raw. So, if it wasn't filmed professionally, this is what is out there. And why not share? I went looking...

[Yalf111]

seems poor form to tape a comedian and put it on youtube. kills their material.

[DigitalGhost94]

@Yalf111 I agree, yeah because it's dodgey camera work and you have the amiture camera people laughing over the top, plus it's at a really bad angle it's like dylan has died and is walking into the light.

[adammwins]

whats the point of putting up this video when you cant even hear the jokes over your annoyin laughter!

[DigitalGhost94]

@adammwins VERY TRUE!

[Agraviador]

Wow youre laughing is annoying. You even laugh when theres nothing to laugh at because he hasnt said anything

[aireun]

perhaps you'd like to shut your face holes so we can hear him over your annoying fucking laughs?

[merrymunky]

@aireun So you go to live comedy shows and do not laugh? What's the point in that? The only reason our laughs seem so loud is because we were right next to the camera. Of course we sound loud. No louder than anyone else in reality. STFU! Prat!

[aireun]

@merrymunky i've got no real problem with you laughing, though i don't see why you'd bother filming it if you knew you'd be drowning out the funny bits with your heinous cackling.

[acekingie]

put your phone away you nonce

[0345nosleep]

what is he saing? too quiet for my bad english, could someone write down for me please?

[el6caballo6oscuro6]

he's just embarasing them for using thier phone to try and take pictures lol

[mickeyb1000]

Why the would you film him on your phone, why not just enjoy the show? People like you are what is wrong with modern society,

[tacoshitter]

and people like you should see a doctor to get that stick out of your arse.

[Uinb]

Yeh, of course. The underlying problem with society today is filming shows and sharing them with the world... how aweful. Maybe if they were spending so much of their time trying to film it that they were unable to watch the show, but they're not... they're holding a phone.

[mickeyb1000]

Why do people feel that they have to capture every freaking moment of their lives on camera? All it does is ruin the moment for others.

[el6caballo6oscuro6]

Yeah my freind went to see Andy Parsons a little while ago and kept showing me these pictures telling me how great it was. I could'nt help but thinking, it would probly have been much better if he'd actuly gone to watch the show haha

[Robertisagoodlad]

Lol alright calm down

[Brinniey]

please shut the hell up

[DemstarAus]

gawd i agree, swap email addresses if you want to argue

[zARCADEz]

lol my house was robbed 5 days after this ......and yes that means it was the 6th of the 6th 06  666 same day the omen came out XD

[greenday21]

........wanna buy sum magic beans?

[ClockCommunist]

Couldn't understand one bit, damn

[billyrohnsenreturns]

my fucking GOD your laughs are annoying

[lars3939]

and who has a "nice" laugh

[Portal3]

I take it that you buy the DVDs instead of going to his shows?

Tim.

[dfarmbrough]

well I heard people laughing, so whatever he said must have been funny. Was it something about "Irish hair"? :-)

[iHeartHeathLedger]

He looks so cute!

[samkeen]

great vid :)

[tomahawkstu]

i got some of that cake!!! it was nice, (it was his birthday the day before) my friend and i got the alst pieces and she kept the foil tray thing haha

[MoranLover]

saw him last night in glasgow and when he came back on for the 2nd half, he had a full choc cake on a plate and after 2 slices he said it was boring, gave it to someone in the audience and later gave them a bright colourful napkin from his pocket! LMAO

[BitemeWiLx]

Telling off is used in the U.S.

And 'cussing out'.

[VJAZA9T2]

its wierd seeing him without a suit

[deppy6]

he is superb live, saw him last wednesday in newcastle laughed from start to finish

[piper031]

Too bad I can't hear what he says D=

You are so lucky to see him live!!!

*envious*

[unicycleman666]

i hav no idea what the fuck he was sayin!! the sound on the video was shit!

[cbrazier2]

"telling off" is never said in ireland.

Lmao, Ok, maybe in you street? Possibly your town. But really, when'd you get permission to speak for the whole of ireland..

[boscowally]

i conducted a national survey so i did.

but maybe there are some west brits living in hiding somewhere that still use it.

this is youtube, you dont need permision to say anything. and no telling off is never used in ireland.

[garceltic]

Well by the "so I did" in your text you are obviously from the country and a telling off is an common Dublin saying.

[aaaali90]

haha now whos talkin for the whole of Ireland! I always use that saying and Im Irish! haha

[mychemfreak246]

wot the fuck is going on????

[kapoppers]

AWESOME XD

[stibman]

Had a quick look at some of the comments there...good video, its rare for people to actually see who the comedian gives out to lol

As for the sad feckers bitching about shit that has NOTING to do with this video, go outside, climb a tree and jump and flap you arms or go play in traffic cause honestly i think some of you people don't feel normal unless your constantly moaning school girls, honestly, grow the fuck up

Good vid, and your lough sounds lovly lol

[twinnione]

I cant tell what he's saying-could someone tell me?

[boscowally]

Note: Irish people never "tell off", we "give out" so this is an example of Dylan Moran giving out to you, not as you were telling you off as the phrase telling off is never used in Ireland. (That said Dylan's not really that Irish any more anyway, but we'll still claim him none the less)

[unicycleman666]

why isnt he an irishman anymore?

[boscowally]

coz he's been living in the uk for the best part of 20 years and has a wife and young kids and doesnt look like coming back, ever, sort of like tery wogan.

[Neogothic]

or Sean Conery...though he's Scottish...in origin.

[merrymunky]

The owner of the account is female (me). The person who filmed the video is my fiance (male).

[alkalein]

@merrymunky I just feel like everyone's missing Moran's point of view. Including Moran. I love him! HA!

[Eymi101]

Aww this is great - Love how he's camera-shy!

Out of curiosity, I can hear both male AND female laughter near the camera, so is the owner of this account boy or girl? :P

[jessgaydon]

that penguin boy comment was mine...sorry was logged into someone elses account.

[louiseiiid]

The imbecile that filmed this derserves contempt.

How dare you irritate Dylan you pricks!

[merrymunky]

Love, it was taken as a joke by him. He worked it into his routine.

He wasn't really that irritated.

[PlasticMakesPerfect]

Hahaha, pwnt!

I want Dylan to tell me off!

[rcb0683]

is the gormless laugh necessary?

[merrymunky]

How is that a gormless laugh?

A few thousand other people laughed that day too you know?!

[merrymunky]

I am taking that as a personal insult. I can assure you I am most definitely NOT thick as pig shit as you so succinctly point out.

I cannot help the way I laugh and if you have nothing better to do than throw personal insults around on the internet, (which is rather pathetic)I suggest you go out and get a life.

Please do not respond to this message again with any more verbal abuse otherwise I will be reporting your comments as insulting and aggressive.

[rcb0683]

Take it whatever way you like. Its a sad fact of life, you're laugh is idiotic. Report me, i do not care.

[merrymunky]

As idiotic as your grammar? Check out your use of the word "you're"...

And you call me thick as pig shit?

[DiCKSLaP10]

well put.

[modnarandom]

What I don't get is how a laugh can be "idiotic", I mean... it doesn't really have an intelligence of its own does it?

[hippotoast]

I think he means a machine that is likely to be used in idiotic circumstances, by an idiot in the presence of idiots.

[modnarandom]

Now Sir, it all makes sense.

Next question: Does God exist?

[hippotoast]

Yes and his name is Stephen Fry. Omniscience, omnipotence he bares all the qualities of a benevolent super force.

[afromanjack]

how the fuck is he omnipotent?

[hippotoast]

Follow him home as the best of us do and all shall be become apparent my young friend.

[afromanjack]

if hes all-powerful then why is he so bad at giving head?

[hippotoast]

Because the situation demanded it to be as so. If he had given you some good head you wouldn't be talking to me about his certain omnipotence, and wouldn't that be unfortunate for us all? We're going to spend the rest of our lives together and we shall collapse and die into each others sunken wrinkled manatee corpses whistling the tune to the antiques roadshow. As I stroke your wispy grey mane with my withered paw for the very last time, I will think of Mr. Fry.

[afromanjack]

you have a nice way of words. unfortunately you are a prick.

[hippotoast]

The sky is blue and the birds tweet, any other painfully obvious observations you want to digress?

[afromanjack]

i'd just like to reiterate that you're a prick really. that's about it love.

[NoWindowsOrDoors]

you, or the person sitting next to you, has an excruciatingly annoying laugh

Dylan Rocks!

[merrymunky]

To be fair, ANYONE who had been sitting next to the camera would have their laugh amplified on the video.

Annoying or not...I am allowed to laugh when I find something funny.

[Ariellebabbii]

great video!

[RootBooster]

U gots busted Merry! :P

[enseisthyn]

lol...DYLAN RULES>

[jessgaydon]

thats me he asks if im taking a photo on my phone and all i could do was curl up in a ball and shake my head. pathetic.

[merrymunky]

Hahahaha excellent! We both got sprung then! The two people (old fuddies) behind us kept tutting everytime we filmed! lol

[TynanAed]

.... and how old are you exactly? o.o seem kinda childish to me.... the filming is really bad....

[penguinboy62]

at least you got the film...i was so embarrassed after he bust me that i couldn't actually take the picture. do you remember the bunch of goths who walked in like 10 minutes late and he just ripped the piss out of them for ages, completely improvised and said they grew their own crucifixes...loved that line.

[tehinfidel]

Perhaps they were pissed off that the blinding light from your mobile was distracting them from seeing the comedy show that they were there to watch.

[xanderthemanonthe]

yeh, and that me hes wearing as a jacket....

[callum1407]

Dylan Moran Rules!

[drwhorox]

i love that.. it's brilliant he actually like talks to you =]

[jupiterknight007]

tee hee. I love that he gets so agitated over his jacket and the filming ;D *love*.

[RANK7241]

It all looks so wrong without a suit!

[diamondstargazer1990]

aww, i love him xD

[motorheadskate]

i remember him doing the shirt thing when I saw him. well good

[monkeybugs66]

Dylan Moran N Bill baily wud b a perfect show

[quizzabella]

It is, it's called Black Books :)

[Fanouriou]

Ouch busted by dylan moran. I can't really think of a more embarresing situation. Nice of you to release such an embarressment.

[marybethxx]

OMG! so frustrated I couldn't hear ANY of that! omg!

[hourspast]

"can you stop??"

[latelyitssoquiet]

I can't understand what he says when he starts whispering. Anybody want to fill me in?

[captaincrag]

he said he feels like a substitute geography teacher.

[xxcheekyemmaxx]

great...wat did he say after!!!

nobody beats dylan, be cool if i cud go c him

[tamsin23]

OMG! What happened afterwards?  Oh well, at least you can say the Great Dylan Moran actually spoke to you.

[merrymunky]

You'd go to a comedy show and NOT laugh? Surely that's the point. To go, laugh at the jokes and show appreciation for the hard work the guy on stage is doing. We can't help the fact that the camera is right next to us therefore picking up our laughs more than the others around us.

Get over it!

[HitlerBadVandalsGood]

Stop laughing!

[merrymunky]

QUOTE -

"FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! PUT THE TECHNOLOGY DOWN!! NO MORE SNAPPY SNAPPY!" - UNQUOTE

Hahahahahahaha oh I can SO see him doing that too!

Bit like the "legal fidgy widgy" bit in Black Books!

[petethedroog]

haha yeah it was so like that!

so so funny :D

[kyliroth]

i was at that gig in newcastle the one you were on about petethedroog - it was great!

[petethedroog]

Haha in Newcastle after the interval everyone went mental taking photos and he yelled "FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! PUT THE TECHNOLOGY DOWN!! NO MORE SNAPPY SNAPPY!"

Good thing he said in an interview he doesn't mind at all! :D xxxxxxxxxx

[deathsjester]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA! Tht's fantastic!

[NewfangledRagtag]

What sense were you talking there? He raped somebody who had a camera themselves, or USING a camera he raped somebody? xD;

I hope it wasn't completely literal... xP

He's awesome. It would be brilliant if I could see him live. Or Bill Bailey, for that matter.

[destructorcreator]

You're lucky you weren't in Cardiff, he absolutely raped one guy with a camera.

Literally.

[hehe1138]

Ahwell, was worth a try filming him. Remember it's not him being an asshole, it's his contract.

[CharlieWeewax]

Ah, ok good. I thought he was just being prick.

Good to know, because I think he's hilarious!

[alicerocksyasocks]

He did exactly the same thing with me at his show in scarborough!! I was so embarassed!! And the picture i got of him was rubbish too!! lol..

[nisciocco]

LOL did he ask you to switch it off just at the end? laaame!

[Terramax]

that was cool guys.

[Tapiocaaaa]

LOL that was really funny... might have been able to hear him better if you didn't laugh so loud :-(

How was the show?

[jscrellin]

hahahahah naughy ross!!!!! that made me really giggle. hahahah. hyc!