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  • If you guys think this is bad, link from legend of zelda has it 10x worse...

  • Well, ill do the same shit now. see you in 2 hours :)

  • so long gay bowser

  • siempre pense que nunca tenia final este mario xD gracias por quitarme la duda, nunca pasea de las 110 estrellas la verdad nunca se dodne me pierdo

  • @Patricio1719 :O como? si en este mario 64 con 80 estrellas ya puedes vencer a bowser y ver el final.

  • SO LONG GAY BOWSER!

  • consol??

  • Peach: Let's make a cake! *winks at Mario*

    Mario: *Winks back*

    *Camera stops rolling after credits*

    Peach: Hey, Mario. I just said we'd make cake because its a kid-friendly game. Thanks for saving me. And now the real reward:

    *Peach and Mario go into the castle's bedroom*

    Peach: You get to give me head and vice versa!

    Mario: YAY! :D *crouches down*

    AND THE REST IS HISTORY

  • 'i adid a this all a for a kiss and a kiss and a cake!?'

  • you are a god

  • Nice job!

  • So long gay bowsy! xD

  • i remember i was the 1st of my friends to finish this game....thanks for ruining my childhood

  • omg the last thing you would do to reach the top would make that leap. 3:02

  • i wonder if that guy has a promblem standing still irl...

  • 5:48

    He gets 120 stars..and that's all he gets??

    oh yeah..and that cake...

  • Am I hearing that right? "So long gay Bowser?"

  • you must have really tired Mario after 2 hours of jumping all over the castle lol

  • Wow you're a great player why don't make tournaments about this'!!!!

  • i always cry when i hear the song at the end ;'(

  • daaaaaaamn he gotta be asian

  • How did the Wing Cap not run out?

  • What you should have done: Exit Bowser 3, cannon-visit Yoshi, get your infinite lives and Triple God-mode Jump, THEN kick Bowser 3's ass AND ultimately OFFICIALLY beat Super Mario 64.

  • Later inside the castle... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

  • Mario gets a cake for nonstop running jumping and flipping. Fuck you Peach, just fuck him already...

  • Thumbs up if, you just watched in 2 hours, several YEARS of your life....

    Also thumbs up if you know bowser was almost happy to give the princess back after the Raping he got being hit by 3 bombs xD

  • This guy probably had a lot of oh shit moments, but a big one for me would be at 1:58. I'd be cussing up a storm if that stupid fire caused me to run off the ledge just then!

  • You can see how defeated he looks when she says "Let's do something special.. Let's bake a cake!"

  • Damn skilled man!

  • mario got lucky after the cake :)

  • I saw some crazy shot here, man. . . and i was in Nam!

  • u videos rlly grat good job

    nice speed run

  • Risked life and limb for 120 stars, and all he gets is a kiss and some cake, now normally I would not diss the cake, but what does a plumber have to do around here to get some poontang.

  • @turb0m0nk3y Hire a hooker.

  • two. facking. thumbs. up....

  • I'm pretty sure after that big adventure, Mario and Peach had more than cake on their minds XD

  • I watched the whole thing and dude I have to say, you are GOD

  • 1:48 - screw the stairs, I'll just jump up the ramp XD

  • Dude's a fuckin' pro.

  • We have to do something special for you!

    Here we gooo!

  • If he missed that last star...

  • how do you run that fast

  • 1:48 Who needs stairs, right?

  • I have 119 stars but I cant find the last one

  • @fab003003 i watched that about 2 or 3 weeks after posting that comment cause i didnt want to watch all of it in one sitting. how the hell was i supposed to remember that? i just thought it was funny that he got 101 coins on lvl 1 which can be considered a tutorial world due to how easy it is and some tutorials are called 101

  • Just when you think you're good at this game...

  • Wait wait wait.. am I blind or theres missing entire level Jolly Roger Bay?

  • @TwoRrrrr Well you didn't see the whole thing didn't you. that person who did this level didn't finish it and go somewhere else then went back but your blind or didn't see or remember the whole thing happening and also can you go on my channel to know most thing, but I won't be showing mario something else like stick figure

  • lol every single level has 100 coins except lvl 1 which is a tutorial world, in other words its lvl 101 (for those who dont get it, 101 is like a practice session, area, ect.) and he got 101 coins on it... i think that was also planned out

  • from this speedrun i have learned three things:

    1. who needs stairs when you can wall jump

    2. people are alot better at super mario than me

    3. moving platforms are useless if you can jump

  • I think it's safe to say this: 40+ years from now, we can look back at THIS 1 VIDEO (assuming YouTube is still around at that time) and look back where we are all in our 70's, 80's & 90's and say, "kids, THIS IS HOW GAMES WERE MADE -- when Mario was around during the era of the 1990's". We can watch this for 2+ hours and realize that MARIO WAS THE MAN.

    and to Shigeru Miyamoto, the creator of Mario - when he passes away, the gaming world WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

  • This guy just RAEP'D his 64 control for what seems to have been 2 hours or so...

  • the greatest game ever

  • Best game I've ever had.

  • when he got the last start i thin he said *finaly i finish* xD

  • its more like a museum instead of a castle..

  • WTF? At least he could get laid, instead of a fucking cake. i mean cmon, he saved her so many times.. -.-

  • At 4:42 you can see Yoshi just chilling out on the roof

  • @JFX7594 He is a ninja.

  • I think this guy will keep his speedrun record, mostly if not only because nobody else wants to go through the trouble of a 100% speedrun.

  • by far the easiest boss to beat for the effort of getting to it

  • thumbs up if you yelled at the end "WOMEN WHERES MY CAKE"!

  • Incredible speed run XD , loved every minute of it brought back memories of dieing constantly on rainbow road!!

  • Peach only had to wait 2 hours. That means all she had to do was watch a movie and it's over...

  • Thumbs up if you watched the first, second, tick tock and this one

  • im so happy im not mario nor luigi nor toad. WHY? cause the princess a bitch. mario done those .....incredible things just for a kiss and a cake that doesnt even taste good. FOR THE RECORD, btw player nice playing that game you broke my record, toadstool shouldnt be the name. it should be toadPOOP or toadSHIT for shorter name

  • @rhenz0404 mario followed her in the castle no one said sex didnt follow :P

  • You may have to get a new one.

  • Why my good man I believe your controller is on fire because of the rate you finished the game.

  • I've stayed up til 3:20am watching your speedrun. May regret this in the morning. It was worth it!

  • amazing mario skills sir

  • I could beat that guys record if Youtube still had the star rating system... All I would need is 24 people to rate a failed attempt 5 stars in under 2 minutes... Of course, I dont have this guys skill so I fail either way... He made this look easy...

  • This was awesome mate !

    I've enjoyed watching the whole speed run !

  • amazing, thanks for uploading

  • I beat this game 34 times. My record is 1:57:23 with 0 deaths I'm proud :)

  • Blast! I've wasted 2 hours to watch this guy die just once?!

    Well played sir... well played...

  • if i had a dollar for everytime mario said YAHOO

  • @bballmaster1209 you'd be a millionaire.

  • I just watched this whole thing drunk with my mouth wide open

  • whoa i didn't know i finished the game in 2 hours ;)

  • Anyone else notice yoshi at 4:40?

    Awesome speed run!

  • 9:54 is such bullshit.

  • You don't even get anything for beating bowser.

  • when he got the big star, all of the ladies had to wring out their panties.

  • I've wasted 2 hours and I DON'T WANT THEM BACK!

  • Thanks This was Amazing.

  • Aw, the cake was a lie. :(

  • I like the ending song, flashback from when I was a kid :D

  • @ManvsMachine7 Same here. Though it was my brother who beat it at the time not me lol.

  • because the best thing to do when a girll kisses you is to spin in a circle, jump and say LETS A GO! while making the peace sign with your fingers...

    also what a rip off, MARIO YOU SAVED MY LIFE AND THE CASTLE!!!! :D THANK YOU SO MUCH heres a cake eat it before i change my mind and throw it at you

  • For game that came out in '96? Im not sure its fun as hell doesnt really have a story line but it is amazeing i remember playing it as a kid and i will still always play it :)

  • Counting all clips, it took roughly 133 minutes, that means he took 1 star every 1:01 minute. And then im also counting the intro and ending movies. Thats impressive.

  • 4:05 *_*

  • "Thank you so much for to playing my game!"

  • So many of those stars I was like "There's no way he can do that fast." 15 seconds later. "Here we Gooooooo!"

  • you raped mario64

  • the last throw must of felt better than an orgasm

  • DUDE!!! it would have sucked so bad if you missed at 3:02!!!

  • Hope for you there isn't a 121st star! xD

  • XD

  • At the end if all i got was a kiss i'd be like bitch bend over and get the milk for that cake your baking

  • All that sht he went through, all fro ONE KISS ON THE NOSE? GET THE FCUK IN THE BEDROOM PEACH!

  • @mrbluejean haha i know right!

  • How the heck did he hit the bombs so easily!! lol The last Bowser always gives me problems. I can beat this game in 2 days, but playing it straight for 2 hours... ugh that would be hard, especially if I had to do those moves.

  • bravo

  • Mario broke my stair-master

  • you finish the game with 45 life, 29 coins and 120 STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bowser's probably pissed that his whole kidnapping plan fell apart in merely two hours.

    Dragorn, you're fucking absurd. You'd beat my whole childhood if you took down Mario Kart in an hour and Goldeneye in five minutes.

  • Shigeru Miyamoto should give a prize to the guy who made this :)

  • I WATCHED THEM ALL I AM KING!

  • Man Yoshi is gonna be surprised when he sees mario already has 45 lives 0_0

  • you aren't human lol

  • faltaba la estrella de yoshi (spanish)

  • at the end when they are wavin good bye yoshi is up there wavin 2 :D

  • Hey am i mistaken or is there a slide underneath the entrance to tick tock clock?

  • pr0

  • there 121 stars if you get 100 coins in the brower's in the sky

  • @cjwiljr97 no theres not lol

  • just recently played this game and got all 120 stars in 4 days, I thought I was good but damn this guy is amazing.

  • Wow what took me my entire childhood took this guy about 2 hours.

  • is cake slang for sex?.... if not i be mario was dissapointed

  • @qwerty5550123 It's actually a "Portal" reference.

  • lol bitch wheres my cake

  • man teachme

  • i love the ending so fucking much

    but idk if its true or not but isnt there more than 120?

  • @JessywantsSlurpees In Super Mario Galaxy 2 there is 242 stars in the entire game. Did that information help?

  • thanks ma to buy me mario

  • Thanks for uploading. Gee, this is awesome.

  • Best Nintendo Game ever.. if i look back to 1996 i could cry for this amazing game..

  • the cake is a lie... when will they ever learn

  • Best mario Game period!

  • after peach kisses him, mario is like "here we go, bout to get some nookie!" then after she tells him she'll bae him a cake he just stands there like wtf?

  • and not once did u die omg my mind is blown lol

  • I have never loved mario more than right now

  • the last one..the bigest one..the hardest to take..

    AND IT DOESN`T COUNT?!?!?!?

    whatever ..Mario get Peach`s cake....(I really mean this)

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE!

  • @BasseTheBass i know >.< i even wrote a letter to nintendo and i still didnt get my cake :O

  • @BasseTheBass ahaha thats off of portal

  • @mynameiseric123 It is indeed =)

  • @BasseTheBass Not in Portal

  • @BasseTheBass It's not? ''Listen everyone, let's bake a delicious cake for Mario..''

  • "So long, Gay Bowser!"

  • Thanks for this epicness! Guiness needs to put you in their little book for this one! xD... seriously, they do. :P

  • WHERE IS THE UNCENSORED ENDING?!?!

    ^^

  • holy SHIT

    thatswhat i cal speed

    do a speed run of a sonic game next time

    i guess u'll be that fast that we can'tt see the character anymore

  • he shouldve made one more vid showing the after works... like the beast in the pond in front of the castle and the yoshi thing on top of the castle and maybe some more things i dont know of, ya know! (so long, gay bowser! lolz)

  • he deserves a mutch better ending!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • im surprise mario doesn't just rape her after saving her ass so many times

    

  • Cmon Peach, he's saved your sorry ass at least three times before this point, the least you could do is put out for him already!

  • well this is fuking shit, i never found that fuking last red coin i stuk on 118 stars. i just cant recall which was the other one that i missed

  • i lol'd so hard at 1:02-1:06

  • I hope you know you people have just seen 2 hours worth of Super Mario.

    Go read a book.

  • @TheSuperCommentGuy whats a bewk?

  • @saxoman1 A book. A BOOK. :|

  • @TheSuperCommentGuy B... buh.... BUH.... Beeewwwkkk... ... Bewk?

  • @saxoman1 i give up. X_X

  • @TheSuperCommentGuy LOL! The least you could do is rate my book trolling 10/10, cuz you raged! xD

  • @saxoman1 -_-

  • @TheSuperCommentGuy Its okay, even the best of us get trolled at times xD although I suppose it wasn't epic lol.

  • @saxoman1 What?! What wasn't epic? I think you're mistaking me for someone else. AND WHAT BOOK TROLLING? Trolls? What do they have to do with books?!

    Please explain this. I seriously don't know what you're talking about.

  • @TheSuperCommentGuy ... huh? Remember? You said a comment about reading a book cuz we have watched too much SM64. Then I said, "what is a bewk?" in a (rather meh-ish) attempt to troll you and troll reading books :P. And it took of from there. Of course, you can just scroll down to see all the comments. I myself am not sure what the confusion is about xD (unless you are trying to rebound from the troll with another one :O) AH HAH! ... :P)

  • Of course!...

    bewk...

    ...

  • I guest cake mean sex who know

  • Maybe Mario has a cake fetish?

  • so long gay bowser lol

  • @austinflamez14 he is actually saying "so lonGG bowser"

    but it sounds like he says gay :D haha

  • @CornflakesX3 still funny tho

  • @austinflamez14 yeah :D

  • HE GETS A FUCKING CAKE? WOW PEACH YOU FAILED

  • Dang, you make this look so easy.

  • She jumps out of that cake afterwards, right?

  • the cake is a lie

  • My eyes!!