Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this incident. Rebecca Black sucks.I pwn. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*. My parents thought I was watching porn. 31 views and thousands of likes!? press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and thumbs up. I hate ads and I'm thankful that porno doesn't have them. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise!
is it strange that i know what that "BUY MY BOOK!" reference is from? cause im pretty sure its from that show "The Critic" with jay shermin in it, or however you spell his name. i think thats correct?
Funny thing was, after i picked the scab off I noticed there was a weird bacony type smell off the wound. Couldnt resist having a small taste of that pork smelling treat, and my word it tasted like shit.
a one armed third grader can play call of duty? well guess wat my little bro has one arm and is in 3rd grade and he cant play call of duty so thats not funny
dude, chill, do you actually think he was mocking people with one arm? he was just explaining how piss easy it is to win at that game, and i bet if u give ur controller to ur bro, i bet he can rack up a decent KD, hell my dog could play MW2.
@theLazyiestTurtle Black Ops.. Second Chance is even worse..supposably they got rid of commando but i sometimes get knifed ridiculously and trust me i aint the only one that it has happened to -__-..
@HatmasterM ABSOLUTELY. I pride myself in the fact that everything I reference has personally been viewed/experienced by myself. I don't reference pop culture off hand like many other "comedians"
Hey guys, I know you may have seen this before, though I am not a whore. But I post HD gameplay and rap commentaries. So if you like really good video game videos then my channel is the place to be
All That refference. Nice :D
BellusVirtus 3 weeks ago
1:44
cod 4 had like 1 gud map and mw2 had like 0
ericpker 1 month ago
SATAN GUIDE MY COCK! That is my new catchphrase.
KiwiLovin7 2 months ago
JUPITOR!
SniiperrzForRealz 2 months ago
joopaduuurr hahaha sooo funny
EaaZaay 3 months ago
Did anyone else notice the stun grenade hit that guy in the nuts???
XD360Gaming 3 months ago
hey! i want to be an engineer and im not socially awkwa... wait... iv been sitting here for 3 hours on a friday night D:
aroostofes 3 months ago
I didnt laugh at its knife to meet you, untill he started laughing xD
davy13682 4 months ago 2
Aired on my birthday.
MrCrazyGopher 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TheLoneN00b
So whenever i'm in a lobby... i say "moist...moist....moist" LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
rocritz 5 months ago
DID HE JUST REFERANCE FUCKING THE CRITIC??!
Underdog74745 6 months ago
The amazing jonathan reference FTW!
theboss232323232323 6 months ago
That was a lot of nickelodeon references!
loversdie 6 months ago
ITS MY BIRTHDAY!
TheKrogMonster 7 months ago
JUPITER!!!
MayorMcCheese47 7 months ago
Cloud Gaming never uses dicks, I mean discs.
TheBionicWaffle 7 months ago
Flash grenade to the penis lol
mrnerfdude9 7 months ago
you remind me sound like eric from that 70s show
UndeadHU564 7 months ago
Make more of like this
XxGenociidalxX 7 months ago
im guessing you watch How I Met Your Mother huh? 2 references you have made in two videos ive watch. Therefore i love you even more
boricuaboy24 7 months ago
Stun Crotch gernade....ow
direcardshark 7 months ago
Fuck yeah, The Amazing Johnathan ftw! Parakeet man in his show was so damn funny.
ChibiGamez 7 months ago
if u pause at 1:19 u can see nova frm blackops plus wat mappack is he playing on
MegaALXZ 7 months ago
Fucking love this game.
CommunistSpyware 8 months ago
That video was so boring my computer went to sleep.
Not really, we loved it but I thought somebody might enjoy that comment.
DeltaMXX 8 months ago
Teh Halolololz.
SnakeEater54800 8 months ago
or something thats all i know......
SuperGreenlizard 8 months ago
rage quit reference FTW
SuperGreenlizard 8 months ago
Lol last Kill was ALL nuts.
DemRadKidz 8 months ago
WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER CAN I F**K YOUR A**SHOLE?
TheYodude97 8 months ago
Best Killcam Ever
deathlyIam 8 months ago
5:30 hahah x'D yugioh abriged reference
nazzefy 8 months ago
subed...
kn1b1s95 8 months ago
You remind me of the Joker... Really.
ErinTurco21 8 months ago
how i met your mother reference:)
BallonkaSwe 8 months ago
Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this incident. Rebecca Black sucks.I pwn. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*. My parents thought I was watching porn. 31 views and thousands of likes!? press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and thumbs up. I hate ads and I'm thankful that porno doesn't have them. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise!
Now you only have to read one comment
TTGLobbiexz 8 months ago 3
In the nuts
TheMardayParday 9 months ago
3:55 lmfao
WavierHalo 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
buy my book, buy my book, buy my book
LaurenceTheGinger 9 months ago
Hahaha rage quit reference :)
zmatthewsz 9 months ago
Pause and Play the video. Press 7 once and ENJOY! :)
Blackoperationsify 10 months ago
he needs more views, like 100x the amount
iDontLikeYouhxD 10 months ago
U should do sniper gameplay!
wazupyo54321 10 months ago
Guess what :)
JUPITER
DrunkXGamerz 10 months ago
i love your commentaries,but half the time i dont even know what youre talking about
bluemanan 10 months ago 12
LOl he knifes someone and then pulls out throwing knife. To all those trickshotters. slient sho- knife? lol
ImAnAngeryHippo 10 months ago
It's knife to meet you..... Hahahahahahahahahahaha knife to met you hahahahahah- anyways back to the game
broncboy57 10 months ago
How I Met Your Mother refernece! At 4:32
JoesGaming 10 months ago
this player sucks.
JoesGaming 10 months ago
@khyea91 I agree, it is cheap. However, I don't suck - I could win using your moms tapon if I wanted to.
Want to talk about it?
N49GSpOt 10 months ago
n00b is the only guy who can commentate about only the gameplay and still be awesome and funny at the same time.
ThatOneGuyWhoIsMe 10 months ago
Attention Duelists! My Hair is being referenced!
NappaFTW 10 months ago
Was that street fighter ref. The same thing i saw of Newgrounds. Cause i saw a video that kinda went like that.
Evilokami 10 months ago
is it strange that i know what that "BUY MY BOOK!" reference is from? cause im pretty sure its from that show "The Critic" with jay shermin in it, or however you spell his name. i think thats correct?
happyman1233 10 months ago
HAHAHAHAH at the end well see you later im gonna fish some things out of my anus HAHAHAHAH What the F*CK thats funny for some reaons Lol
ChaoticScaper 10 months ago
I literally favorite every one of your freaking commentaries Hahahahah.
ChaoticScaper 10 months ago
the haloslololol
AceTheghost21 11 months ago
yo meatallica rules
lokigod876 11 months ago
i love it
mariokartism 11 months ago
lol
JoelSoccer1000 11 months ago
LOL The final kill was a dick bounce.
MetaI4Brains 11 months ago 62
I think I would die as well if I got hit in the dick with a Stun Grenade.
IvanGold78 11 months ago
KNIFE to meet you. can i AXE you a question?
FaldorixAlpha 11 months ago
I love that all that reference, and the good burger one!!!!
Anthonyproductionz 11 months ago
this makes me want to buy back MW2
aman692 11 months ago
cool roosterteeth refernece. RAGE QUIT FTW!!!!
owned1241 11 months ago
Honestly i have a friend with 1 arm that plays COD. Want me to record him and his game play?
LucKxHD 11 months ago
"Knife to meet you, HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAH, back to game" HAHA i love u man !
aellingh 11 months ago
Knife to meet you guys.
abcdef12330 11 months ago
love the rage quit reference
bleachfan778 11 months ago
Love the Metallica reference. Also I felt like I was the only one who saw the censored version of Snakes of a Plane.
cgmetallica1981 11 months ago
you're so AWESOOOOOOOME !!!!!!
dino99x 11 months ago
This is one of your best works yet. I'm sorry I missed it when it came out
IKilledKenny72 11 months ago
Funny thing was, after i picked the scab off I noticed there was a weird bacony type smell off the wound. Couldnt resist having a small taste of that pork smelling treat, and my word it tasted like shit.
Have to dash, time for the dogs enema.
TheNownL00b 11 months ago
Lol, RoosterTeeth reference.
xYiNxYaNGx34x 1 year ago
Moist, Moist, Moist, Barney wins
deathly1041 1 year ago
Oh cool, 600th like. You can call me a nipple napkin now
Klick500 1 year ago
final killcam was fucking hilarious xDD
lateraali 1 year ago
lonen00b has a beautiful laugh
icummen4tehlulz 1 year ago
This video was hilariously awesome that my little munchin grew 10 feet tall.
AtheistHater 1 year ago
im pretty sure that guy got a flash bang to the nuts for the game winner kill:p
blahblahbbbw 1 year ago
@TheLoneN00b ATTENTION DUELISTS! MY HAIR ALLOWS ME TO DEFY GRAVITY!!!!
prancakes1 1 year ago
Oh my god now a critic reference? Is there anything you havent seen?
L337Hoodi3Ninj4 1 year ago
Dude!!! niiiice refrence!! MOIST .. MOIST... MOIST!! then the robot falls in love!! THATS JUST LEGEN!!! wait for it..
i hope your not lactose intolerant because the second half is DARY!!!
CartoonFreaky 1 year ago 2
I love TheLoneN00b!
TheOneWithTheAccent 1 year ago
JUPITER
sk8b0ard3r 1 year ago
Okay, so I understand the reference to the Rage Quit guy, but what was HE referencing?
Ruiner087 1 year ago
@Ruiner087 moonshoes commercials
sugar833 10 months ago
I fell outa my chair...and i had a how i met your mother refrence!
xburritoxboy 1 year ago
I created a book once...
BenTCdobbo 1 year ago
Stun Grenade to THE NADS.
homicidalpandastudio 1 year ago
LoneNoob used to be funny, now its just getting annoying.
slickcross 1 year ago
the entire game i was saying USE THE FREAKING PREDETOR MISSILE now i know why
kingofasom 1 year ago 2
I would love to get high in the same room as you!
lsjohns89 1 year ago
Your refrences are amazing, since i get them! YES!
jagrules96 1 year ago
a one armed third grader can play call of duty? well guess wat my little bro has one arm and is in 3rd grade and he cant play call of duty so thats not funny
Championj21 1 year ago
@Championj21
dude, chill, do you actually think he was mocking people with one arm? he was just explaining how piss easy it is to win at that game, and i bet if u give ur controller to ur bro, i bet he can rack up a decent KD, hell my dog could play MW2.
XXArmsOfNukesxX 1 year ago
haha do you do crack before you do these videos?
MrPimpscarface 1 year ago
TheLoonNoob! Why didn't I see you in my list? :(
Threetri333 1 year ago
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
SlaykSerr789 1 year ago 2
The round was shit, but the stun to the nutz FTW made up for it.
jabucket 1 year ago
you have the funniest laugh i've ever heard :P
BenoitSmyth1094 1 year ago
It's knife to meet you!
It was pathetic but i lol'd like crazy bitch
1337n1ck 1 year ago 66
@kd546 obvious gayness is obvious.
S1mpleDem0n 1 year ago
Flash grenade to the crotch bitch!!!1!
OuroborosOmega 1 year ago
I love your class names. lmao
OuroborosOmega 1 year ago
lmao flash to the crotch
zilverzero 1 year ago
you know, ive always loved you noob, but because of your laugh i will willingly swallow your load any day
kd546 1 year ago
I FREAKING LOVE THE YUGIOH REFERENCE! finally my nerdhood came in handy
Dogeatcatyes1 1 year ago
Pretty late 90's Comedy Central in here...
onetweezy112 1 year ago
Gotta love the T.V Edit snakes on a plane reference :)
pelly1995 1 year ago
ALL WE NEED NOW IS SOME PEE PEE IS FROM STREET FIGHTER COLLAB
Nobel713 1 year ago
TheLoneN00b im the guy who u played tf2 with and i kept saying OMGOMGOMG remeber me? lol
TheGrizzyMan 1 year ago
welcome to the good burger home of the good burger
can i fuck ur asshole lolololol
TheKillerGod23 1 year ago
It was funny watching a tryhard fail so much lol
666cemetaryslut 1 year ago
You are my inspiration in terms of knowing pop culture. The references are there every sentence like fuckin clockwork! Keep it up!
IYIurph 1 year ago
Stun grenade TO THE GROIN
57Royston 1 year ago 2
Dilbert!!! OMG AWESOME!!!! :DDDDD
andymonchaos 1 year ago
6:34 BAALLZ!!
sackapotatoe 1 year ago
SATAN GUIDE MY COCK
Urmean15 1 year ago
ren and stimpy, don't wizz on the electric fence lol
thechrissyb 1 year ago
wow the stun must ve broken his whole leg which immeadiately caused a sepsis ending in his death.
artsYedITs 1 year ago
i dont get anything that hes saying :)
Orkslayer 1 year ago
@ 2:53 LoneNoob just went all inception on our asses!! :O
TheBlackdragunov 1 year ago
Ha your laugh was hilarious
Blocparty01 1 year ago 4
Why did you childproof your snakes on a plane reference?
CommonSenseIsnt 1 year ago
@CommonSenseIsnt I assume it's because the TV edited line is better than the original line.
AutosuggestionJD 1 year ago
JUPITERRRR
rej3kted 1 year ago
omg... snakes on a plane television samuel jackson version reference... wut do u mean "u people"
wanabsniper 1 year ago
its such a shame that i dont get most of the references
yould make your commentaries way mor awesome
GeeDoggy123 1 year ago
HEY n00b :) :)
ElfBosque 1 year ago
This vid reminds me how much mw2 sucked.
ferociousfrankie 1 year ago
The Lump Maroo reference just clicked. I didn't realize you did THAT MUCH all that. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Oh childhood.
AnAngryOgre 1 year ago
lone noob im gane blaim you for me not doing my home work or learning for my spell test but wat the hell more vidios tadatada
SuperSTATICman 1 year ago
Don't knock death magnetic, n00b! it is a good album
alaskan371 1 year ago
Jupiter!! lol
RaspingCargo60 1 year ago
Maybe is funny if you understand so many obscure references.
TheEru88 1 year ago
goddamnit i so wish i got all those references :(
furial2 1 year ago
This guy is just so fucking awesome.
ElMariachiTaco 1 year ago
You referenced Rooster Teeth's Rage Quit video. I love you.
mexicharles 1 year ago
This vid shows enough proof of why MW2 is pure shit-itude. last stand and commando fucking everywhere
theLazyiestTurtle 1 year ago
@theLazyiestTurtle Black Ops.. Second Chance is even worse..supposably they got rid of commando but i sometimes get knifed ridiculously and trust me i aint the only one that it has happened to -__-..
cruzedin18 1 year ago
@cruzedin18 i agree black ops is utter shit aswell. cod was gay after cod4
theLazyiestTurtle 1 year ago
thumbs up for the inventors of porn
gravey9nyr 1 year ago 2
most epic laugh at 45 secs
JzTheMan94 1 year ago
haha commando thank god ur not in any other game
JzTheMan94 1 year ago
knife to meet you
ILYjackmartin 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
This guy sucks shark penis
mike2k28 1 year ago
@mike2k28 Nice channel bro. You should find some more songs about women's asses.
TheLoneN00b 1 year ago 127
@TheLoneN00b Every time i see one of your videos you make me feel like an uncultured jackass :/
BtheBLU 1 year ago
N00b you got a problem with one armed 3rd graders? Cuz we're like 68.99% of your audience (*downwards carrot*) ^ -- ZOMG UPWARDS CARROT?
Blarghmasta 1 year ago
about 68.99% of the time i don't know what you're talking about, but i love you
KwEs154 1 year ago
I actually got some of your references
22coltsfan22 1 year ago
Awesome Critic reference!
soad13malakian666 1 year ago
That laugh after the hilarious knife pun is the stuff of nightmares.
I'm going to hear it in my dreams tonight.
And they will turn into nightmares.
About clusters of holes.
HeyItsJerkyBoy 1 year ago
anyone can be good using the ump
StixIsLost 1 year ago
Okay, LoneN00b, have you viewed every piece of media ever for your references? It sure seems like it.
HatmasterM 1 year ago 33
@HatmasterM ABSOLUTELY. I pride myself in the fact that everything I reference has personally been viewed/experienced by myself. I don't reference pop culture off hand like many other "comedians"
TheLoneN00b 1 year ago 50
@TheLoneN00b wait are you a comedian? i knew you were funny but i didn't know you were a comedian
ItzDaDecoy 1 year ago
Lump Maroon reference FTW!
luisromero06 1 year ago
He referenced Street Fighter Collab :/
realllylongame 1 year ago
YOU MADE A LITTLE KURIBOH REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midgetdragon1234 1 year ago
lol How i met your mother references
larry9419 1 year ago
Anyone else get the dilbert reference?
PeterEQUALSawesome 1 year ago
@PeterEQUALSawesome yea
J4fford 1 year ago
nothing says love me like a stun grenade to the dick
BOOSWEATS 1 year ago
I liked death magnetic
IMakeBadGTS 1 year ago
4:45 ... someone forgot his bedtime meds
sportysausage 1 year ago
lolocaust.
RonB193 1 year ago
When he laughed I couldn't help but laugh too
forteblues10 1 year ago
JEWPITER!!!
LuckyArrowftw 1 year ago
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CrazyCarnivalTeam 1 year ago
Knife to meet you xDD you´re the best :-)
emhre31 1 year ago
thats your best vid in a while
lol at the how i met your mother reference
caretj 1 year ago
knife to meet you
MrGasson 1 year ago
REPAIR MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN.
Nesquik41393 1 year ago
Love the Knife pun :D
jeanbk94 1 year ago