Brett Keane and/or Poop

[glassessn]

What is Brett Keane's channel name?

[Tarynus]

Definately the best video to watch while eating chocolate ice cream, thanks for that, TJ

[BarbarisII]

why do people think he's scamming viewers? it's not like you're forced to buy his stuff... and in today's society, everyone 'whores out' things they make. it's a simple idea called advertising.

[SuperMassiveAtheist]

Funny listening to this talk about shit and ass rape,...and then we get the banana video. When talking about ass rape just isn't enough.

[AlexLong1000]

@SuperMassiveAtheist Really? Everybody isn't over the banana thing yet? Get over it.

[novoiperkele]

The wire on the wall is for the door opener.. Have been wondering about that ;)

[SnareVids]

I love Brett and T.J so i don't care if they are mad there both B.A.M.F.

[Rivers1334]

Now I don't like Brett Keane, nor theamazingathiest, and I haven't paid attention to this whole religious debate section of youtube in like 5 years, but I found it hilarious just now when I googled 'Brett Keane' and one of the results was a wikipedia page on an attention-seeking disorder. I'm curious to know how somebody did that..

[MrJablong]

brett keane and tj have a fair bit in common when it comes to ebegging/scamming their users.

[ajgolfer1]

its a twit vid look there TJ his twit vid videos are like 3 hours long and he makes 10 per day all about you, lol

[EffinWit]

You made a video about shitting your pants... and it was a good video.

[chazmofella]

dude put the meth down

[ShitstainBrett]

@brettkeanedotcom Is it true Dawn is actually your cousin? Word on the street is inbreeding is the real reason your kids are retarted. Loved your crying vid dickless, yeah I noticed, lmao. Boohoo lil cunt, boohoo. You had your chance

[QuartuvLarry]

You shit all over Texas, TJ. And then you shit on Mellow Mushroom...but they know who you are, and that's why they waited for you to come so that they could switch the music over to Katie Perry.

See, when I go there, they actually had the Doors playing just before Jefferson Airplane came on.

Mellow Mushroom doesn't hate me, TJ. They hate you, but not me.

And I'm going to add to your punishment by running over a cute b-b-BUUNNNY!!! RAAAAABBIT!!!

[nowayjoseph]

I kid you not, after I pressed the play button to this video, I put on my wireless headphones and got myself a water. Then before returning to my computer, I started taking a massive dump. Right as I was finishing the first half of my shit, you started talking about your massive shit, and how it felt like you were raped afterwards. I relate so much to that story now.

[benos]

watch?v=oPBnaWJIj4I&feature=wa­tch_response_rev

Brett acting like a douche again.

[FRMmega]

I LMFAO'd with the shit story. Genius.

[DaBossk]

wha tis brett keanes channel?

[xIegionx]

What is it brett keane said?

[hanson666999]

I rape guys all the time and I never realized how bad it makes them feel. Thanks TJ for opening my eyes.



[tarrizzzzzzzzz]

@hanson666999 whaat?

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

huh? TJ copied the description of Brett video and pasted it in his.

[suddenuprising]

AAAAAAAWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sshhiiit!

[unoffended]

Yay I'm not the only one who gets raped by my own shit. 

[TheBestInterest]

Hah!

Great title, in hind sight.

[codern]

hahaha awesome

[JackalMajor]

I love how he talks about shitting his pants so casually. TJ ftw

[Batator666]

Why is "Stephen the Lesbian" in the suggestions?

[newdarnaccount]

Bret is far too sensitive to be youtube sucess. You have to be to dish it out and take it, both.

[deathwich0ncp]

Mellow Mushroom



[WarRogers]

This is the first time I've ever laughed at an AA video. And I don't even necessarily dislike Brett. Good one, thumbs up

[klaytonrocks]

@WarRogers I'd like to be the asshole that points out that TJdoeslife is different from TheAmazingAtheist. <_< :D

[rcrmeyer]

i have one in my town!. statesboro,GA try the philosopher's pie.good stuff!

[rcrmeyer]

i put five random words in the comment section of one of his vids way back in the day, just bein silly and the ass hole banned me... then i started wondering why i cared in the first place... he was a girl.

[vulpix]

More talk about Brett Keane? I constantly heard about him and controversy surrounding him, but I was never able to track down any of his videos. At that point, I assumed the existence of Brett Keane was a myth.

Then, one day by some strange coincidence, I encountered Brett Keane on Stickam. It was the strangest day of my life. I'm a believer now.

[benos]

The joke is on brett, when he doesn't control youtube.

[omedicius]

the mellow mushroom i went to played pink floyd nirvana,etc. and i remember commenting later about how cool it was to hear good music in public for once

[windman280]

@brettkeanedotcom (cont) I would like for you to explain to me why your son should have any respect for you? By your own public admission on youtube none the less you've been arrested at-lest twice for abusing women. You made your wife come on youtube and beg people for money with trembling fear in her voice not knowing what you were gonna do next to her and on the same video you made your children wave to the camera before she started to beg hard. Please tell me how you live with yourself?

[windman280]

@brettkeanedotcom (cont) "I like who I am" How can you? In your last video you tried to say that TJ is the reason everyone accuses you of being a "wife beater" but he is not , people accuse you of being a wife beater because of the News, you willing use your real name on youtube and made yourself the legal definition of a "public person" people did public records search and found out that you are a record holder in Jefferson Co for having the most arrests by female family members (cont)

[windman280]

@brettkeanedotcom "I have no interest in being bigger than any of these people." Yea, that is why your past 5 videos have been about cutting and pasting TJ's video's from 4 year ago in a sad attempt to leach of his current fame by making it seem like he currently endorses you or that you are somehow still relevant . (cont)

[hellfencer]

*busts up laughing* hahahaha, I don't know that I've ever heard someone go into so much detail about taking such a huge shit. That was fucking hilarious!

"Aww dammit, I just shit my pants..." :D :D I did not expect to laugh so hard this early in the day :D

[grimordwow]

Who is this Brett Keane and why should he matter any more than TJ's shit or the shit I just took myself?

[RestInPieces777]

I really want to know who the hell is this Brett Keane guy I'm hearing so much about and why everyone hates him.

[VikTheBrik]

Who the fuck is Brett Keane?

[benos]

@VikTheBrik that is the right question, the answer is, he fails.

[procritic09]

@VikTheBrik Brett Keane is proof that being an atheist does not make you a good person.

[Nagneto]

Brett is poop. Enough said.

[ns1clrk]

MELLOOOOOO MUSHROOM. Yeah, they play a bunch of shit pop and rap here in Baton Rouge every Wednesday and Thursday. I don't have any idea why.

[cuffy125]

LOLZ at the SHIT RAPE quote.

[st0rmr1der7]

...who the f*ck is Brett Keane?

[Bluevetteboy2012]

@st0rmr1der7 He is an arrogant dickhead who beats his wife and tries to get attention by talking about guys like The AA! Thats who he is in a nut shell and all his vids are the same, he sucks and they all suck!

[Nagneto]

@st0rmr1der7 : lol, exactly!

[wesleyfilms]

@st0rmr1der7 A dumbass/fatass youtuber who beats his wife.

[MrRedspark51]

@st0rmr1der7 he's a guy who talked with tj when tj's channel was old.

[iCalintz]

@st0rmr1der7 Some wife beater atheist who used to be popular in the atheist community in 2006.

[ajgolfer1]

@st0rmr1der7 2005-2007 youtube atheist who went insane

[andyandcarl]

@st0rmr1der7 ...why the fuck did you censor yourself?

[TBlenx1995]

@st0rmr1der7 I think you forgot the U in your Fuck there, mate.

[abram1234]

lmfao. i am using the rape analogy for shitting. thats hilarious

[donovan3955]

Only you could joke off shitting your pants and get away with it Scott free the next day.

[donovan3955]

Is Brett White? Are you being racist against whites again TJ??

[ryansocash]

This channel is not nealy as good as the old school AA but at least its real

[DarkShadowAlec]

Walk into a 50s diner

hear dubstep

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUU

[DexterrsDad]

@brettkeanedotcom Are you fucking drunk or something? You're making no damn sense.

[natmil1]

3:44 Euch!

[HarshDiscipline]

sounds like the "50's diner" from Ghost World...

[Own44j4]

TJ shouldn't have even mentioned Brett's name in this video. Brett is clearly just making up bullshit again and trying to start some drama with more popular youtubers, so he could get more views and attention to his shitty videos.

The funny thing about all this is, that even if Mr. Toad manages to get a few subs out of this shit he will just end up blocking all of them for having wrong opinions or posting comments that he doesn't like (which is basically all comments that don't agree with him)

[benos]

@brettkeanedotcom But the type of fetish your into is pig fucking.

[benos]

@brettkeanedotcom Yep, I'm sure if your anonymous and don't want to reveal that you love animal sex, then sure, show the love on camera with your face, fuckstain, that's a great point to show, if you don't want to show yourself on cam. You don't know fuck about anonymity. Straightd0pe is about voice and reason, smugfag. What, you gonna say I just run my mouth again? :)

[benos]

@brettkeanedotcom Of course Dexter matters, I want to see the next season of the show, dumbass.

[benos]

@brettkeanedotcom You're a joke, brett. Everything you say is nothing but lies. It's like you won against anyone. And besides, your not goronchev, you're just trying to take the reigns of the title: smugfag. Which is you. And of course you're gonna say I'm running my mouth, and you acting like a moralfag.

[grantkerr94]

greatest!

[pugay69]

If you didn;t eat so much, you wouldn't need to shit so much

[Ingham818181]

The best thing Brett could do is find GOD! oh yeah he already did.

[Ingham818181]

Brett Keane is such a brass necked bastard! The guy is a complete psychopathic crack pot he just cant get it into his thick fat fucking head that no one believes or gives a shit about a word he utters. Iv read some comment's here feeling sorry for his wife well sorry but that fuggly bitch is just as bad as the crack pot himself.

[tubularguppy]

and don't think we forgot about that little "I found god" scheme you did Brett to try and hassle money from the churches!! haha!!!!

[tubularguppy]

hahahhahah fuck brett keane nobody watches his ass anymore.

[capncodex]

Wow your garage is bigger than my whole house. Youtube vlogging must be a booming business.

[DVampire22]

ewww, no more poop chatting plz, lol

[ColtonCernyMusic]

hahahahahahahaha

[margittarget]

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[Appleboxman]

There already is an Anaconda 3 AND Anaconda 4.

[fedesen6]

The fag Brett Keane has posted a couple of videos on Twitvid, where he lowered the pitch on a voice to make it sound like TJ. I guess TJ is supposed to have done this "to conceal his identity". Anyone who isnt retarded can hear its fake. He has also made a video against FederalistFilms, a video just as retarded. He needs to fuck off.

[valhala56]

LOL, your turd story was the funniest thing I heard all damn day.

[Bluevetteboy2012]

BRET KEANE SUCKS DICKand beats his wife. He is a looser!!!

[Din0Pancak3]

@Bluevetteboy2012 *Loser

[Bluevetteboy2012]

@Din0Pancak3 Thanks for the correction but Brett really does suck donkey balls!!!! AA 4 Life!

[Din0Pancak3]

@Bluevetteboy2012 Oh no, I agree with you. It's just habit of mine xD

[Bluevetteboy2012]

@Din0Pancak3 : )

[QWERTYwithaQ]

@Bluevetteboy2012 How loose is he?

[Bluevetteboy2012]

@QWERTYwithaQ Pretty damn LOOSE with that dick up his ass! LOL!

[QWERTYwithaQ]

@Bluevetteboy2012 Haha! Damn, thats pretty fucking loose.

[hentajus]

@Bluevetteboy2012

Even looser than your mom's ass?

[Bluevetteboy2012]

@hentajus Yes even looser than my moms ass but not nearly as loose as your Dads ; )

[DexterrsDad]

@brettkeanedotcom Why is his opinion discredited just because he doesn't make videos?

[joslinnick]

Tj, why are your TJdoeslife vids of such a lower quality than your AmazingAthiest vids?

[punkrockrocks]

@joslinnick they're not filmed by cody faggot weber

[DexterrsDad]

This was one of TJ's most entertaining videos in a while... I like calm TJ.

[melowar78]

Brett "found god" when he found he could get more free money from that flock. Snake oil salesman.

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

Here's your attention. Served up hot and negative. Would you like fries with that?

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@brettkeanedotcom If Atheism entails not being offended by dumb ass shit then god damn am I proud to be an atheist. LOL

[AtheistBuckeye]

LoL at Brett in the comments

[TheDamnSpot]

This vlog is a testament to why I watch TJ religiously. Because if a man has the skill to make shitting his pants sound interesting, well, that man needs to be listened to.

[PoisonUrMnd]

Not like any of his normal videos i seen. Looks like he had kinda a nervous feeling to him, and was talking as someone that trying to draw

attention away from something at hand with useless yammering. lol

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@brettkeanedotcom Oooo he said nigger, get the fuck over it faggot.

[BobbyRice2]

@SeriouslyPissedOff

OOOooOoOO he said faggot, get the fuck over it lesbian.

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@BobbyRice2 I'm not sure where you were trying to go with that, but it came out really really lame. Be ashamed.

[dirtyRamrod]

Everyone knows Brett Keane is a liar. Why he still has any subscriber base is beyond me. His ass has been kicked in numerous debates and he changes his opinions like his underwear. Fuck Brett Keane. He's just another ignorant asshole.

[Bluevetteboy2012]

@dirtyRamrod The only thing that BRETT KEAN's fat ass is good at doing is beating his poor wife and blocking EVERYONE and ANYONE who posts something on his stupid ass page that he doesn't like! Right Brett? Well Mr. KEENE you can't stop me from posting about your stupid fucking ignorant ass on The AA's site though can you, BASTARD! EVERYONE UNSUBSCRIBE TO THIS STUPID FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!! He will eventually block you anyway so whatever. Oh yea and FUCK YOU BRETT!!!!

[agentalpha667]

@dirtyRamrod

Wait, Brett Keane actually washes his nasty ass? Lawlz.

[NeuronicPlague]

@dirtyRamrod Brett Keane changes his underwear?

[SpiritualAtheist]

Mellow Mushroom + Katy Perry = Bad Trip

[Pittsisamazing]

I had a shit like that right before this video

[Lastpsyrin]

@brettkeanedotcom brett keane has never given a woman an orgasm ever.

[GhostyFilms]

... Do you still enjoy being on Youtube? It almost seems as if someone forced you to make this, and you are unhappy about it.

[xxxxtokishonexxxx]

@GhostyFilms I agree. Its kinda sad really.... He seems so annoying recently.

[niriop]

Three kinds of shit: Brett Keane, pop music, and actual shit.

[ThatVestGuyGaming18]

lol i love when i accidentally shit my pants and announce it, its so fucking funny lol

[philippetoupin]

Nice*

[philippetoupin]

Move

[xmarks97]

my mushroom is mellow

[TheWitnessOfCacti]

Brett needs a job to offset his paranoia. Seriously, it's a sad thing.

[seglermichael]

that like a nigga callin a nigga, a nigga

[TheSmashDoctor]

i only enjoy those types of shits when im alone.....otherwise i feel like whomever im with knows that a turd resently raped my asshole....

[BestVideoResponse]

About your shit, try eating less food.

[gratex]

i love those shits... after them i regret not weighing myself before and after then charting the weight of it! dang

[U4rikmind]

I took a shit....while I was at the mellow mushroom.

[lnstantPanic]

@U4rikmind I read that right when he said it. It was interesting.

[DefinitionIsGone]

Im eating you ass.

[skullbrick]

I have two mellow mushrooms near why I am. They usually just play mainstream radio.

[LordSitri]

Wow TJ... you would fit in with me and my friends perfectly. o.o

[PugOfDoom]

Lol'd hard, good God

[sobored671]

fuck you tj, i can never eat that candy again

[ajb7811]

TJ you need to submit a question to the republican candidates

[WolfmotherSongs]

4:33 Funniest shit ever

[WolfmotherSongs]

1 man 1 jar...

[blu2penguin]

He claims you're racist because you stated that you would feel uncomfortable walking through Compton.

[KingDongzilla]

When will you all admit that you love him just as much as you hate him ?

[lookwhatsnext]

I looked up Brett Keane since you gave him publicity I thought he may be interesting. He isn't. Total tool.

[tehmaninblack]

@lookwhatsnext

if you just found out about Keane, you don't even know the half of it, nor would you want to.

[MINISLASH0]

can you make the description of your next video be "penis"?

[aphoxema]

We're evolutionarily designed to detect threats and run from or destroy them. That's probably the source of vengeance, that intent for survival. It takes a lot of maturity to avoid that feeling with arguments online, but some threats will keep coming back until they -are- destroyed.

[EBOWARRIOR]

I Once Had Diarrhea And The Doctor Gave Me Gravy Thickener, He Said It Would Not Cure It But It Sure Would Thicken It Up.

[statman26]

i love having shits that do that to your ass, it hurts like a bitch but the second it comes out you are like, OMG that was a fucking shit right there!

[sarkhan666]

Did you also feel about 50 pounds lighter after you shat?

[Trinivalts]

..afterwards u feel like u been raped... lolol

[MrRandymeeks]

Hersey Squirt LMFAO ROFL !!!

[FutureAbe]

Drama..

[BladeStrikes]

@DNAtheist685 The shit? The huge shit?

[Yamikaiba123]

/watch?v=WQgSyTKV4hw

Maybe you and Cody can do a more decent version of this song.

[ZarwidThwic]

poop it is.

[FuckIt11292]

twitvid.com/ videos/fb_brettkeane

[GoDrex]

wfzr.net/aud/at-the-grocery-st­ore.mp3

[windman280]

@brettkeanedotcom (cont) Had you never aired that guys real info and had you not plagiarized that poem and had you not been censorship happy , You would have been bigger then Pat Condell is right now, there is no doubt in my mind of that, but your ego, your bullying and your insecurity destroyed all your talent , and now even though you want to you cant hide the fact that you are nothing but a bitter shell of what you used to be. I dont know if there is a God but now I believe in Karma :)

[brianha42]

I laughed too.

[maborong]

I shit my pants once, but no one was a round to notice so I could hide that shame in privacy lol

[windman280]

(cont) Everything about you is nasty, the way you appear on camera, your phony insincere delivery, your old hat topics, I could go on and on but the bottom line is you are done Brett. You are really done , you just don't have it anymore. The window of opportunity for greatness is closed for you. You shot yourself in the foot by airing that guys real name and info and that's the comical irony here because the truth is he is the one that started the chain reaction that led to your fall. (cont)

[windman280]

@brettkeanedotcom Ego maniac? lol When you had 3000 subs back in the day you talked as if you were a god! Now look at you! You and TAA where neck and neck and first then you got smoked so much so that you gave yourself 10,000 fake subs on the MR.Evolution ch yet you still couldn't clear 400 steady views per video lol hell both your channels were front page promoted on Pat Condell page and you still cant get views. Its because you're unwatchable now (cont)

[windman280]

@BrettKeaneJr What's it like living to make an abuser of children and women feel good about himself? You really are a disgusting animal and I hope you end up feeling all the pain and abuse in your life that brett has dish out to his helpless children and wife. I really pray that you experience that type of pain soon and daily.

[windman280]

@brettkeanedotcom Let me get this straight Brett. You are making fun of Richard for crying on camera yet you yourself forced your wife and children to come on camera and beg people for money? ( Don't deny it I have the video and I'll be happy to make 100 sock accounts and put it on each on of them proving that you are an lying abuser) You also have at least 3 separate arrests for domestic abuse listed on the Jefferson country website in Fetus Mo. Seriously where do you get the gull?

[Giantnoodlemonster]

How the hells can i get a comercial for a dokumentary about some church Jesus built on a video by TJ, and before that one for a christian dating site??

[DrunkGamerNerd]

Shit pants!!!

[kevendubin]

twitvid.com / UBAKW is the vid from keane no?

[FarUnlitUnknown]

That's funny, TJ, because I shit my pants while watching one of your videos a couple of days ago.