I like this whole routine was to highlight the "plight" of black people, yet he had to use "black drug dealers" as a reference. Even Chris Rock knows that's the only black people getting things done these days are the drug dealers.
@abelleegeigel Uh no that is not what slavery is at all. Slavery is when you are forced against your will to work for somebody else for no pay at all. You are not allowed to have your own property and you were the property of a slave owner. Jim Crow laws passed during the Reconstruction era are NOT the same as being a slave. Not by a long shot.
@abelleegeigel Uh no that is not what slavery is at all. Slavery is when you are forced against your will to work for somebody else for no pay at all. You are not allowed to have your own property and you were the property of a slave owner. Jim Crow laws passed during the Reconstruction era are NOT the same as being a slave. Not by a long shot.
@josh18230 u werent paying attenion to what he said. He wasn't talking about when slavery was abolished. He said that slavery was a time when blacks had no rights, which he said was give or take 1964..
Actually we are all slaves to something to this day....be it self abuse(drugs,drinking,food,gambling),racism,politics,finances,tryanny,technology,society's opinion and of course my favorite religion
Were the slaves really be killed if they know how to read?? If its true, that horrible..... But I believe nowadays America have changed alot. Love the last part.... "N***a who taught you octagon!
I love Chris Rock so funny. He's right about black people dominating land sports. But not all sports. What about swimming? Black people can't swim for sh*t, haha! Or surf :) Nor equestrian sports. How many show jumpers are black.
@twilightingX - To be an Equestrian take ALOT and I do mean ALOT of money. The resource that alot of the african-american population dont have. Buy the horse, vet fees, feed the horse, instructor fees for the rider.
List goes on... So eliminate that from your roster.
Quote from Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder, "The black is a better athlete to begin with because he's been bred to be that way."...for this he was fired from CBS after 12 years with CBS Sports.(1976-1988)
CR says the exact same thing and nobody says boo about it. CR is funny as heck and I love him, but equality has to go both ways. If white people, men in particular, slowly become the 2nd class of the future then it makes blacks no better than them...which is equal I guess...dern you circular logic!
@aimrobot who give a rat's ass about the so-called "white slave" that's their problem if they don't complain. i'm black so that's my time to complain. btw, white folks didn't get called niggar countless times per day, nor were they termed as animals lesser than human beings that god gave whites dominion over, we were kidnapped beaten raped and forced to work in the white mans land. and now that slavery is over we are not allowed to speak about it,that it? unless u walk in black skin u wont know.
@darthflguy It was some Arab and African slavers who then worked with the Portuguese which started the trans-Atlantic slave trade. Its not all African kings like you want to believe. Slavery existed thousands of years in all cultures but this particular slave trade included racial myths, greed and false education.
@beedip84 Allowed to speak about it yeah...allowed to complain about it no unless you been ther and been apart of it.
Think i complain about my country being invaded by the same country 2 times...no cause i wasnt born, but yeah books and media can tell me what happend and i can be pissed about it helping zero.
@Sandbar136 Are you fucking kidding me Indians attacking white people. WHITE people had no FUCKING business on THEIR land in the first place. and Native Americans are still fighting for their land, don't act like because they have reservations that they are happy in their situation, you only think that way because the white media never covers the native american history except for thanksgiving and for a 140 years ago, white supremacy is still alive and kicking to keep all coloured people down.
@MoonlightPlaylist I know. Do whites complain that Indians attacked homes of whites, killing entire families, mutilating the bodies and burning the house, no! We treat them according to how they treat people today, not according to what their ancestors did. Black people cannot get past what their ancestors went through. Then blacks, do what the Indians did, move to your own reservations. Whites are sick of paying for what people did 140 years ago.
@MoonlightPlaylist I know. Do whites complain that Indians attacked homes of whites, killing entire families, mutilating the bodies and burning the house, no! We treat them according to how they treat people today, not according to what their ancestors did. Black people cannot get past what their ancestors went through. Then blacks, do what the Indians did, move to your own reservations. Whites are sick of paying for what people did 140 years ago.
@MoonlightPlaylist yea Jews don't complain because they got compensation from the Germans the Americans and the British and on top of that the antisemitism law .The native Americans got land and tax free laws and the Japanese got compensation and a apology what did black people get false freedom what's freedom with no education. and when we opened our own business and bought land the white man put and end to that and your family means nothing i know a lot of jews that still bitch and complain
@cprincee really..? oh life is so unfair, legit get over it. did you know black men could vote 50 years before women could, and yet, while everyone loves to celebrate black rights, (and as we should it was a great thing) women's rights is no more than a punchline in someone's joke. Do you really think that African Americans have it so hard and everyone else has such easy lives?
@lola01ization Satire is the truth. It's just a word used by the Establishment & Repeaters to turn the truth into comedy. People dont take comedy seriously so then its easier to get us to dismiss the truth. People like Chris Rock & Jon Stewart must make them really nervous because people aren't just laughing anymore, they're listening too. A change is coming people and we are the key
@TheSmurf1973 Which may have something to do with the fact that NONE OF US LIVED THROUGH IT!, seriously he knows what it's like to be a slave as much as you do .
It's ok (and easy) to blame "white" people but the truth is sub-Saharan people were subject to enslavement by pretty much everyone since the beginning of civilization, including "black" or "brown" people (notably the Arabs, at least 900 years of slavery).
Why didn't they fight for their freedom as anybody else did? Just sayin'.
@youngice6004 "Coward"? I think it's more coward to deliberately ignore the fact they didn't do nothing to stop being victims for a long, looong time. It's a legitimate question, don't you think so?
BTW I don't need a "way out", neither me or my forefathers were involved in slavery, and even if they was I wouldn't feel guilty for their actions.
@Wedhro Of course not, because you're the type of illogical moron to justify your misdeeds by blaming the victims.
I hope you get raped, and when the rapists face charges in court, the judge turns around and throws the book at you for allowing yourself to get raped.
@youngice6004 I don't have misdeeds to justify, but thank you for wishing me a rape just to state a debatable point (I was not talking about a single person, but about half a continent's population for many thousands of years, wrong analogy).
@Wedhro Not only are you a moron but you're in denial. Either that or your so terribly arrogant that you really feel you've never done any wrongs. Regardless of which it is most white-run countries are falling to shit. This makes me smile in light of your retarded comments.
@youngice6004 Yes, my country is falling to shit but yet me or my ancestors didn't nothing to promote slavery so I'm denying nothing. BTW ad hominem arguments are not really arguments.
@Wedhro All of those words i used to refer to you are claims. They are supported heavily by the stupidity in your preceding posts. Accept them or reject them but everything follows necessarily.
@Wedhro Niggers are Sadistic.They love being whipped by us. that is why slavery went on for such a long time and we both benefited. we got our cotton picked and you filthy nig-nogs enjoy the pain of being whipped!
@Wedhro Get that sub-Saharan talk out of here. Black Africans existed on the entire continent before any invaders took over land. Especially northeast Africa. Egypt(Kmt), Sudan and all other ancient empires were created by black Africans from the south. Some of yall get information from one source and never do indepth research. If your not willing to check all sources before your make that sub-saharan arguement, maybe you are a bigot.
@himovadere I'm quite sure you didn't understand what I was talking about, who cares who created civilizations?
By the way, north-west Africa was always (i.e. from prehistory) inhabited by Berber (brown) people, and let's not even start talking about Egyptians, for Ra's sake...
"If you red, you die" sadly that has become a norm to all people in the world that are not part of the Establishment. I'd say more, but, Dancing with the Stars is on.
@MrLeebo123 Well, taking into consideration the years of servitude Blacks went through to be where they are today, I think they have the right to joke about "OLE WHITEY."
@MrLeebo123 Romans? What are you talking about? I didn't mean any disrespect by the way. I hope you didn't take my comment to heart. I'm just saying that years of disrespect and servitude toward Blacks entitles them to make a few jokes. No?
@ilikeyugioh365 the roman empire invaded the british isles and made them slaves ,should the brits be bitter about it? a few jokes? thats all african american comics talkin about its borin been done YAWN
@MrLeebo123 Romans....were....white. Maybe not English white, but they were as white as they came. Didn't you know this? And fine...I concede. Go ahead, make jokes about the Romans. Go for it...
it's funny how I'm being called out as a 'racist' in the comment section of a negro who's being racist, yet said negro ISN'T being called out for being racist .. typical double standard ..
Eh. I usually like his race-related rants, usually because he bases them on real life experience. Too much information in this, but a few funny lines.
@deucesmd PS So since they couldn't read back then, they just keep it up a few hundred years later? When will some people stop living in the past. Victims forever?
lies perpetuated in this 'stand up' by a typical negro with the 'victim mentality' .. poor negros ... there were free blacks back in the day who owned slaves in the USA .. .. in between '1600 and 1964' Mr. Rock you stupid nigger
@steelermia typical racist. very, very, very few blacks owned slaves, and even those who did were subjected under racism/white supremacy. calling chris rock a nigger is just more evidence that you have no interest in justice. He lied about nothing and you know it. do you wear your hood when you post?
@mugm2 'typical racist' .. take that comment and shove it where the sun does not shine .. A LOT of blacks are 'racist' .. a lot of blacks hate whites and are OPEN ABOUT IT .. naturally, you and everyone else conveniently omit that from any and all discussions .. it's ALL ABOUT 'EVIL WHITEY' .. save the righteous act for someone else .. whites have had their fair share of exploitations but whites have also done a lot of good, including abolishing slavery ..
Dont get me wrong, in no way is a mere squabble between two people anywhere near the same thing as what black folk have had to go through. point being, hate the people who deserve it, not everyone who simply shares a common trait with those who have wronged you. and i mean this in all facets, not just race relations.
Im more for equality than basically everyone i personally know so i love seeing someone in a good position bringing issues like this to people's attention. Just hate it when the few people so consumed by their feelings of mistreatment direct their hate people who had nothing to do with it. The logic of hating white people today for what other white people did is the equivilent of me being punched by a black guy and thinking it's fair to hit some other black guy in the face in retalliation
Where does this guy get his info? Think about this....one nation that the slaves rebelled and took over the nation. That nation is Haiti. How many people wish they lived there?
@egghead1762 You asked "Where does this guy get his info?"
My answer, "Google The Black Codes. Then The Slave Codes"
Now either you don't care about the question you asked, or You have an agenda.
Shit happens in history that we must deal with, The question to you,What will you do when Your peeps are in the same situation African folks and others are in currently. This world has been changing hands every 500-600 years since time began.
Last time I check they say the west has 20 years left.
If most niggers are are good at sports (i.e. strong) but stupid because white people bred them that way, then there should be a lot of intelligent blacks back in Africa.
@washboardblues 1. I dont tolerate ur word of the n word but u have choice to be a racist fuck if u want to. 2. white ppl were in africa as well. but 3. There are intelligent blacks in america. 3. There are intelligent blacks in Africa and 4. anywhere else touched by the african diaspora.. Just saying. You shoud open up your mind a little bit.
@washboardblues Following that principal shouldn't that mean everywhere that there was once a smart person should be filled with smart people now? But hey... That's understandable... If you're American
Hahaha, Chris Rock is definitely right about the domination of sports with African Americans. Boxing is a different story, though. A lot of Mexicans dominate boxing and are up there, too!
EVERYTHING on youtube turns into racism..people just chill out, if someone says something ignorant towards your race(black,white, hispanic) ignore it! Ignorance will only prevail if you let it. My saying. "Ignore the Ignorant". Enjoy jokes for what they are. That is all, thanks
I like this whole routine was to highlight the "plight" of black people, yet he had to use "black drug dealers" as a reference. Even Chris Rock knows that's the only black people getting things done these days are the drug dealers.
tyquaranta40 2 hours ago
@tyquaranta40 Why are you so obsessed with black people?even have a stereotypical black name on your screen.Lol get a life..
misanthropikbunny 1 hour ago
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haha soo funny! There is another video like this called Dodullo Man
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@abelleegeigel Uh no that is not what slavery is at all. Slavery is when you are forced against your will to work for somebody else for no pay at all. You are not allowed to have your own property and you were the property of a slave owner. Jim Crow laws passed during the Reconstruction era are NOT the same as being a slave. Not by a long shot.
josh18230 2 days ago
@abelleegeigel Uh no that is not what slavery is at all. Slavery is when you are forced against your will to work for somebody else for no pay at all. You are not allowed to have your own property and you were the property of a slave owner. Jim Crow laws passed during the Reconstruction era are NOT the same as being a slave. Not by a long shot.
josh18230 2 days ago
Slavery ended in 1864 NOT 1964.
josh18230 2 days ago 5
@josh18230 u werent paying attenion to what he said. He wasn't talking about when slavery was abolished. He said that slavery was a time when blacks had no rights, which he said was give or take 1964..
abelleegeigel 2 days ago
@josh18230 it was also a joke.
HeLpErNaThAn 1 day ago
@josh18230
Actually we are all slaves to something to this day....be it self abuse(drugs,drinking,food,gambling),racism,politics,finances,tryanny,technology,society's opinion and of course my favorite religion
salvi1979 10 hours ago
Were the slaves really be killed if they know how to read?? If its true, that horrible..... But I believe nowadays America have changed alot. Love the last part.... "N***a who taught you octagon!
ziadesa 3 days ago
did he just say that black people dominate tennis?
SamG12345678 5 days ago 4
@SamG12345678 its an exaggeration lmao, he just says that because of the popularity of the williams sisters
Werdxp 2 days ago
hes funny but i just wish black comics could make me laugh at something different for a change would be nice
BFSmadness 5 days ago 2
I noticed when he said "dominate" he sounded pissed
CamiloSanchez1979 6 days ago
Which show was this ?
THEHOTSORA 1 week ago
I love Chris Rock so funny. He's right about black people dominating land sports. But not all sports. What about swimming? Black people can't swim for sh*t, haha! Or surf :) Nor equestrian sports. How many show jumpers are black.
twilightingX 1 week ago
@twilightingX pretty sure we got a brother on us olympic swim team. he was on the swim relay last olympics
kumkwat870 1 week ago
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CutieHoney13 5 days ago
@twilightingX i hope your not talking about all black people...i have a scuba license..and i enjoy swimming often.
CutieHoney13 5 days ago
@twilightingX - To be an Equestrian take ALOT and I do mean ALOT of money. The resource that alot of the african-american population dont have. Buy the horse, vet fees, feed the horse, instructor fees for the rider.
List goes on... So eliminate that from your roster.
quixgofar 3 days ago
i love chris rock but i wish he wouldnt be so vulgar all the time, its kinda hard to listen too sometimes but whatever
BlkFlamesz 1 week ago
NFL= N**ga F*ckin Large lol
MrJRW2014 1 week ago
HAhahaHAAHAha
DejavuPer 1 week ago
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I had tears in my eyes at 3:55... i dont understand how people were still able to laugh...
mukhabarat 1 week ago
I had tears in my eyes at 3:55... i dont understand how people were still able to laugh...
mukhabarat 1 week ago
Quote from Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder, "The black is a better athlete to begin with because he's been bred to be that way."...for this he was fired from CBS after 12 years with CBS Sports.(1976-1988)
CR says the exact same thing and nobody says boo about it. CR is funny as heck and I love him, but equality has to go both ways. If white people, men in particular, slowly become the 2nd class of the future then it makes blacks no better than them...which is equal I guess...dern you circular logic!
Kovatt2 1 week ago
193 people were killed because whit people thought they were smart but they weren't
DEKING34 1 week ago
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This isn't funny.
ryanfuckinmcgoldrick 1 week ago
nigga ! who taught you octagon?!
009sage 2 weeks ago
I heard Chris is really shy off stage.
MoldytoasterMedia 2 weeks ago
Well ther was white slaves before black slaves what are they complaining about :P
aimrobot 2 weeks ago
@aimrobot who give a rat's ass about the so-called "white slave" that's their problem if they don't complain. i'm black so that's my time to complain. btw, white folks didn't get called niggar countless times per day, nor were they termed as animals lesser than human beings that god gave whites dominion over, we were kidnapped beaten raped and forced to work in the white mans land. and now that slavery is over we are not allowed to speak about it,that it? unless u walk in black skin u wont know.
beedip84 2 weeks ago
@beedip84 don't put all the blame on white people. Who do you think kidnapped the slaves in the first place? They weren't white.
darthflguy 2 weeks ago
@darthflguy It was some Arab and African slavers who then worked with the Portuguese which started the trans-Atlantic slave trade. Its not all African kings like you want to believe. Slavery existed thousands of years in all cultures but this particular slave trade included racial myths, greed and false education.
himovadere 1 week ago
@beedip84 Allowed to speak about it yeah...allowed to complain about it no unless you been ther and been apart of it.
Think i complain about my country being invaded by the same country 2 times...no cause i wasnt born, but yeah books and media can tell me what happend and i can be pissed about it helping zero.
aimrobot 2 weeks ago
@aimrobot Clearly you are too smart for this guy, you wanna know how many of my family members complain about the holocaust? Um.. zero.
MoonlightPlaylist 1 week ago
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Sandbar136 1 week ago
@Sandbar136 Are you fucking kidding me Indians attacking white people. WHITE people had no FUCKING business on THEIR land in the first place. and Native Americans are still fighting for their land, don't act like because they have reservations that they are happy in their situation, you only think that way because the white media never covers the native american history except for thanksgiving and for a 140 years ago, white supremacy is still alive and kicking to keep all coloured people down.
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@MoonlightPlaylist I know. Do whites complain that Indians attacked homes of whites, killing entire families, mutilating the bodies and burning the house, no! We treat them according to how they treat people today, not according to what their ancestors did. Black people cannot get past what their ancestors went through. Then blacks, do what the Indians did, move to your own reservations. Whites are sick of paying for what people did 140 years ago.
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@MoonlightPlaylist I know. Do whites complain that Indians attacked homes of whites, killing entire families, mutilating the bodies and burning the house, no! We treat them according to how they treat people today, not according to what their ancestors did. Black people cannot get past what their ancestors went through. Then blacks, do what the Indians did, move to your own reservations. Whites are sick of paying for what people did 140 years ago.
Sandbar136 1 week ago
@MoonlightPlaylist yea Jews don't complain because they got compensation from the Germans the Americans and the British and on top of that the antisemitism law .The native Americans got land and tax free laws and the Japanese got compensation and a apology what did black people get false freedom what's freedom with no education. and when we opened our own business and bought land the white man put and end to that and your family means nothing i know a lot of jews that still bitch and complain
cprincee 1 week ago
@cprincee really..? oh life is so unfair, legit get over it. did you know black men could vote 50 years before women could, and yet, while everyone loves to celebrate black rights, (and as we should it was a great thing) women's rights is no more than a punchline in someone's joke. Do you really think that African Americans have it so hard and everyone else has such easy lives?
MoonlightPlaylist 5 days ago 2
@MoonlightPlaylist
lol in case of a divorce wives get 50% of everything :P
you can ask Mel Gibson how it feels like to lose over 300 million dollars of his own hard work.
empirebak 1 day ago
@empirebak hmm.. but not all women are wives.. that' s a stereotype ;) ha.
MoonlightPlaylist 1 day ago
@MoonlightPlaylist lol :P
empirebak 1 day ago
@aimrobot wrong
himovadere 1 week ago
its funny how he can use satire to be able to communicate the truth
lola01ization 3 weeks ago 25
@lola01ization Satire is the truth. It's just a word used by the Establishment & Repeaters to turn the truth into comedy. People dont take comedy seriously so then its easier to get us to dismiss the truth. People like Chris Rock & Jon Stewart must make them really nervous because people aren't just laughing anymore, they're listening too. A change is coming people and we are the key
TheSmurf1973 1 week ago 15
@TheSmurf1973 Which may have something to do with the fact that NONE OF US LIVED THROUGH IT!, seriously he knows what it's like to be a slave as much as you do .
MoonlightPlaylist 1 week ago
@TheSmurf1973 you forgot Carlin
arcturus96 2 days ago
@TheSmurf1973 get off the drugs
twelveseventeenpm 6 hours ago
@twelveseventeenpm I'll need to get off your mother first
TheSmurf1973 6 hours ago
omfg keep barking about slavery lol you have a great pain
shadowfury01 3 weeks ago
if u read u die smh.......yall owe us evrything we still overcame the bullshit applaud
eastsidelocokid 3 weeks ago
heated hockey rink...lmfaooo
loloj7 3 weeks ago
lol, what person who supposedly could read would say "what IS I gon do?"
divertiti 3 weeks ago
@divertiti It was a dialect
NazzMaximillion 2 weeks ago
I got 2 pages , I got a word I got a word
51904CJ 3 weeks ago
@steelermia There were Jews that helped killed Jews in the Holocaust so do you absolve the Nazis for the crimes they committed against Jews?
nomibe2911 3 weeks ago
@nomibe2911 the biggest Jew in the Nazi Party was Hitler himself!
bunyonb 3 weeks ago
wach richard pryor thats a real comidian end eddie murphy delirios
luisarencibia1 3 weeks ago
NFL : Niggas Fuckin Large ,, NBA : Niggas Big Action
Tubaikh 4 weeks ago
@Tubaikh NFL: Niggers Filthy Lives....NBA=Niggers Being Asphyxiated
bunyonb 3 weeks ago
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luisarencibia1 4 weeks ago
@luisarencibia1 try not comin on chris rock videos.
killervjh 4 weeks ago 2
i love the way he talks
kaichrono 4 weeks ago
Chris Rock: King of Satire.
acatcalledronald 1 month ago
"slap shot biatch"
doomdouck 1 month ago
It's ok (and easy) to blame "white" people but the truth is sub-Saharan people were subject to enslavement by pretty much everyone since the beginning of civilization, including "black" or "brown" people (notably the Arabs, at least 900 years of slavery).
Why didn't they fight for their freedom as anybody else did? Just sayin'.
Wedhro 1 month ago
@Wedhro Don't blame low levels of morality on the victims. That is the coward's way out.
youngice6004 1 month ago
@youngice6004 "Coward"? I think it's more coward to deliberately ignore the fact they didn't do nothing to stop being victims for a long, looong time. It's a legitimate question, don't you think so?
BTW I don't need a "way out", neither me or my forefathers were involved in slavery, and even if they was I wouldn't feel guilty for their actions.
Wedhro 1 month ago
@Wedhro you don't know what you are talking about
lllzenithlll 4 weeks ago
@Wedhro Of course not, because you're the type of illogical moron to justify your misdeeds by blaming the victims.
I hope you get raped, and when the rapists face charges in court, the judge turns around and throws the book at you for allowing yourself to get raped.
youngice6004 3 weeks ago
@youngice6004 I don't have misdeeds to justify, but thank you for wishing me a rape just to state a debatable point (I was not talking about a single person, but about half a continent's population for many thousands of years, wrong analogy).
Wedhro 3 weeks ago
@Wedhro Not only are you a moron but you're in denial. Either that or your so terribly arrogant that you really feel you've never done any wrongs. Regardless of which it is most white-run countries are falling to shit. This makes me smile in light of your retarded comments.
youngice6004 3 weeks ago
@youngice6004 Yes, my country is falling to shit but yet me or my ancestors didn't nothing to promote slavery so I'm denying nothing. BTW ad hominem arguments are not really arguments.
Wedhro 3 weeks ago
@Wedhro All of those words i used to refer to you are claims. They are supported heavily by the stupidity in your preceding posts. Accept them or reject them but everything follows necessarily.
youngice6004 3 weeks ago
@Wedhro Niggers are Sadistic.They love being whipped by us. that is why slavery went on for such a long time and we both benefited. we got our cotton picked and you filthy nig-nogs enjoy the pain of being whipped!
bunyonb 3 weeks ago
@bunyonb You mean Masochistic but I doubt there's scientific evidence for that. If it was a joke I didn't laugh, just FYI.
Wedhro 3 weeks ago
@bunyonb ok, were you adopted? you seem to be hurting from lack of attention
NazzMaximillion 2 weeks ago
@Wedhro im black and i approve this message
lgcfsr 4 weeks ago
@Wedhro Get that sub-Saharan talk out of here. Black Africans existed on the entire continent before any invaders took over land. Especially northeast Africa. Egypt(Kmt), Sudan and all other ancient empires were created by black Africans from the south. Some of yall get information from one source and never do indepth research. If your not willing to check all sources before your make that sub-saharan arguement, maybe you are a bigot.
himovadere 1 week ago
@himovadere I'm quite sure you didn't understand what I was talking about, who cares who created civilizations?
By the way, north-west Africa was always (i.e. from prehistory) inhabited by Berber (brown) people, and let's not even start talking about Egyptians, for Ra's sake...
Wedhro 1 week ago
@Wedhro Im refering to that sub-saharan Africa talk that some of yall use so often when discussing the African continent.
Explain where these so-called brown people came from. Yes lets talk about Egypt(Kmt) for Ra's sake...
himovadere 1 week ago
@himovadere Berbers came from wherever humanity came (central Africa? Who knows) and were the first to inhabit north-west Africa, as long as we know.
But I was talking of something else, don't know why you moved the argument in that direction.
Wedhro 1 week ago
"If you red, you die" sadly that has become a norm to all people in the world that are not part of the Establishment. I'd say more, but, Dancing with the Stars is on.
ArchArturo 1 month ago
at 2:15 was that his brother, Tony? son of a bitch got in for free
syddiallo 1 month ago
Exploiting white guilt has been lucrative for mr. Rock.
pretorious700 1 month ago
CHRIS ROCK MADE A CAREER SLAGGING OFF OLE WHITEY, CAN YOU IMAGINE IF A WHITE PERSON DID IT TO BLACKS?
MrLeebo123 1 month ago
@MrLeebo123 Well, taking into consideration the years of servitude Blacks went through to be where they are today, I think they have the right to joke about "OLE WHITEY."
ilikeyugioh365 1 month ago
@ilikeyugioh365 shall we complain about the romans then?
MrLeebo123 1 month ago
@MrLeebo123 Romans? What are you talking about? I didn't mean any disrespect by the way. I hope you didn't take my comment to heart. I'm just saying that years of disrespect and servitude toward Blacks entitles them to make a few jokes. No?
ilikeyugioh365 1 month ago
@ilikeyugioh365 the roman empire invaded the british isles and made them slaves ,should the brits be bitter about it? a few jokes? thats all african american comics talkin about its borin been done YAWN
MrLeebo123 1 month ago
@MrLeebo123 Romans....were....white. Maybe not English white, but they were as white as they came. Didn't you know this? And fine...I concede. Go ahead, make jokes about the Romans. Go for it...
I think it's funny to be honest. It's hilarious.
ilikeyugioh365 1 month ago
@ilikeyugioh36 white so wat?
MrLeebo123 1 month ago
"Oh, Looooh, what is I gone do?"
Grimacedexoticdancer 1 month ago
His a great history teacher :)
freezysworld 1 month ago
all he saids is focking true , he makes all that shit funny i say what cool way to learn some history lol
Super1Jhonnyboy 1 month ago
- HILARIOUS
Icemark22 1 month ago
it's funny how I'm being called out as a 'racist' in the comment section of a negro who's being racist, yet said negro ISN'T being called out for being racist .. typical double standard ..
steelermia 1 month ago
Eh. I usually like his race-related rants, usually because he bases them on real life experience. Too much information in this, but a few funny lines.
foxnotch 1 month ago
The biggest issue in America now boy...?
Who the fcuk was the real Osama Bin-Vanstone...?
Now lets see black-comedians with big testicles tackle that...
spacelizardlaw 1 month ago
I think hockey would suit LeBron better.. He only has to play three periods! :)
MrTruddilutten 1 month ago 63
@MrTruddilutten and maybe u can watch him earn more millions from your cranckable tv
mrbballking232 1 month ago
@mrbballking232 "Why so serious?" Relax, it was just a joke :)
MrTruddilutten 1 month ago
@MrTruddilutten lebron has his period everyday
youngice6004 1 month ago
@MrTruddilutten dude thats so old stop the lebron shit he will get a ring
mrbballking232 4 weeks ago
LOL! Heated hockey rink...
StarmanAV 1 month ago
SLAP SHOT BEOTCH!!!!!!!!!
hindustanrocks 1 month ago
I love how Chris Rock's little crack head ass is talking about "We gonna take that shit too..." He's 5'7" and like 140 lbs.
deucesmd 1 month ago
@deucesmd PS So since they couldn't read back then, they just keep it up a few hundred years later? When will some people stop living in the past. Victims forever?
deucesmd 1 month ago
lies perpetuated in this 'stand up' by a typical negro with the 'victim mentality' .. poor negros ... there were free blacks back in the day who owned slaves in the USA .. .. in between '1600 and 1964' Mr. Rock you stupid nigger
steelermia 1 month ago
@steelermia typical racist. very, very, very few blacks owned slaves, and even those who did were subjected under racism/white supremacy. calling chris rock a nigger is just more evidence that you have no interest in justice. He lied about nothing and you know it. do you wear your hood when you post?
mugm2 1 month ago
@mugm2 'typical racist' .. take that comment and shove it where the sun does not shine .. A LOT of blacks are 'racist' .. a lot of blacks hate whites and are OPEN ABOUT IT .. naturally, you and everyone else conveniently omit that from any and all discussions .. it's ALL ABOUT 'EVIL WHITEY' .. save the righteous act for someone else .. whites have had their fair share of exploitations but whites have also done a lot of good, including abolishing slavery ..
steelermia 1 month ago
@mugm2 .. whites help out minorities more than anyone else .. take your white guilt bullshit somewhere else .. that shit does not apply to me
steelermia 1 month ago
im white-nigger
vivelajonny 1 month ago
The sine qua non (that there is Latin) of humor is pathos - which means that the shit is sad, but true - and Chris Rock is funny.
whupass95 1 month ago
fuck niggers and fuck chris rock. i really dont like him after this. ill remember this video forever.
jimbob1234567 1 month ago
omgggg im pissing myself laughing
LilMissMary90 1 month ago
Oh lord...What is I gone do?! Oh lord...What is I gone do?!
PhantoMNiGHT321 1 month ago 30
Chris is right! I'm SuperSlave, doing hero work for the black community.
PhantoMNiGHT321 1 month ago
As soon as they make a heated hockey rink!...
TheRebeccaMills1 1 month ago
2:34 SMACK DA PUCK WIT HIS DICK
DeareonJ 1 month ago
Hockey = White
Football = mostly black (some white)
Basketball = NIGGAS lol
mrtundra45 1 month ago 2
@mrtundra45 white my ass Hockey = Canadians and the fucking French
as for football, dont forget about the Samoans and all them
razieltalos 1 month ago
Baseball = white and Hispanic
MMA = white Hispanic
Golf = White
Tennis = White
mrtundra45 1 month ago
"you man i gotta word man i gotta word"
sirgrundel 1 month ago
yo here i'm from angola
africa i will never get tierd to see this on my dvd
i saw this video here in africa and we like him so much
soeukillagi 1 month ago
i'd like to see the press' reaction if it was a white guy boasting about his race :/
toadfaceass 1 month ago
If you read you die.. if you read you f*cking DIE!
Afrokaans1 1 month ago
4:22 One eye Blink
sys9459 1 month ago
if a white guy did stand up about white superioity he would be called a racist supremist
KiwiDillan23 1 month ago
@KiwiDillan23 wtf is a racist supremist looool not even a term.
davido6593 1 month ago
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MrSHARKBITE12 1 month ago
Powerful story. It's interesting how we're not taught African American history in our classrooms.
coquinat 1 month ago
America is a fucked up country
Kenny3821 1 month ago
Dont get me wrong, in no way is a mere squabble between two people anywhere near the same thing as what black folk have had to go through. point being, hate the people who deserve it, not everyone who simply shares a common trait with those who have wronged you. and i mean this in all facets, not just race relations.
TheSouthsidestrangle 1 month ago 2
Im more for equality than basically everyone i personally know so i love seeing someone in a good position bringing issues like this to people's attention. Just hate it when the few people so consumed by their feelings of mistreatment direct their hate people who had nothing to do with it. The logic of hating white people today for what other white people did is the equivilent of me being punched by a black guy and thinking it's fair to hit some other black guy in the face in retalliation
TheSouthsidestrangle 1 month ago
THESE CRACKERS WILL KILL ME
SlimShady2525 1 month ago
Where does this guy get his info? Think about this....one nation that the slaves rebelled and took over the nation. That nation is Haiti. How many people wish they lived there?
egghead1762 1 month ago
@egghead1762 Google The Black Codes. Then The Slave Codes.
After that look up why Haiti had to pay reparations to France and you'll see why they are in the shape they are in today.
ZUNECARDSTV 1 month ago
@ZUNECARDSTV Really. Man you guys really like to blame others.
egghead1762 1 month ago
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@egghead1762 You asked "Where does this guy get his info?"
My answer, "Google The Black Codes. Then The Slave Codes"
Now either you don't care about the question you asked, or You have an agenda.
Shit happens in history that we must deal with, The question to you,What will you do when Your peeps are in the same situation African folks and others are in currently. This world has been changing hands every 500-600 years since time began.
Last time I check they say the west has 20 years left.
ZUNECARDSTV 1 month ago
@egghead1762 Hans Rosling: Asia's rise -- how and when
watch?v=fiK5-oAaeUs&feature=relmfu
ZUNECARDSTV 1 month ago
@ZUNECARDSTV Again. You love to blame others.
egghead1762 1 month ago
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egghead1762 1 month ago
Nice suit.
mormegil2 1 month ago
Nigga! Who taught you octagon?!
eazykilat2 1 month ago
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eazykilat2 1 month ago
Sports yes but the intellect - never.
JoachimderZweite 1 month ago
yes chris rock is the shit real funny and not just other stuff this ctand up covers alot
nishronsgirl 1 month ago
What he says is so true that I can't find it funny, but I truly enjoy his standup, it makes me think more than any other comedian
krownedskate 1 month ago
@krownedskate George Carlin? Bill Hicks? I mean he's pretty good, but there's alot of comedians out there that'll make you think.
danerogil 1 month ago
slappshottt biatchhh
TheDipset1233 1 month ago
lol who taught you OCTAGON
cammiii333 1 month ago 30
we latinos kick ass in baseball and boxing too.
katkal3 1 month ago
NIGGA YOU SEE THAT STOP SIGN?! ROFL!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!! I can't stop laughing.
ThyReturner 1 month ago
Black people can't swimm :D
ognjenasi1 1 month ago
LeBron would be perfect in hockey! Only 3 quarters lol
bruke213 1 month ago
@bruke213 LOL thats a good one
kavonbez 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Chris Rock = racist piece of shit
LordWhorfinX2 1 month ago
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LordWhorfinX2 1 month ago
I was dead at the end :')
xo1angelsecretxo 2 months ago
If most niggers are are good at sports (i.e. strong) but stupid because white people bred them that way, then there should be a lot of intelligent blacks back in Africa.
washboardblues 2 months ago
@washboardblues 1. I dont tolerate ur word of the n word but u have choice to be a racist fuck if u want to. 2. white ppl were in africa as well. but 3. There are intelligent blacks in america. 3. There are intelligent blacks in Africa and 4. anywhere else touched by the african diaspora.. Just saying. You shoud open up your mind a little bit.
CamilaRox11 2 months ago
@washboardblues Following that principal shouldn't that mean everywhere that there was once a smart person should be filled with smart people now? But hey... That's understandable... If you're American
lukegreat1 1 month ago
man them niggas got it good LOL XD
tttpoi 2 months ago
"NIGGA WHO TAUGHT U OCTAGON" had me crackin up hard LMAO
rocko1330 2 months ago 6
NBA = nothing but africans lol
flamefleir 2 months ago
@flamefleir NBA= national black assosation
blackietheblack12345 2 months ago
legendary
changintheworld4you 2 months ago
SLAP SHOT BITCH!!!!! LOL
chocanoman 2 months ago 2
lmao!!! NIGGA WHO TAUGHT U OCTOGON!!! (Im black dnt worry)
monayhonay 2 months ago 47
@monayhonay I need that as my ringtone just because
razieltalos 1 month ago
@monayhonay
O i get it now, if i pretend im black i can say "NIGGA" too! NIIGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA! yeah that felt good! NIGGGAAAAAAA, awesome.
im just kidding, im black.
silverwishthelock1 1 month ago
@monayhonay nigga who taught you how to spell octagon!
amir6xs 1 month ago
Hahaha, Chris Rock is definitely right about the domination of sports with African Americans. Boxing is a different story, though. A lot of Mexicans dominate boxing and are up there, too!
Vatoven 2 months ago
EVERYTHING on youtube turns into racism..people just chill out, if someone says something ignorant towards your race(black,white, hispanic) ignore it! Ignorance will only prevail if you let it. My saying. "Ignore the Ignorant". Enjoy jokes for what they are. That is all, thanks
24satchell 2 months ago