Mst3k Horror of Party Beach 9/10

[jjeeeejjjjr]

"Just jump right in with her."  LMFAO!!!!

[Matrix29bear]

7:10 - THAT'S DIRTY!

7:20 - (Throaty deep moan)

[NorwichTeenwolf]

According to the "50 Worst Movies of All Time" book, although filmed in Connecticut, this film is supposed to be set on Long Island, which might explain the confused geography.

[eartianwerewolf]

Hank's gf just died! -_-  Uhg gosh.

[reignxzile]

7:31 to 7:40 Sevro owned!!!

[PCGamer77]

Movie sequel idea: "Party Beach Monsters Vs. The The Eye Creatures"

[takerfan333]

O i couldve lifted it out of there the whole time, i wonder why i stayed here so long

[vampirehunter42]

6:43 Wow....... This is the first time I caught the call back about the Throat Singing.

[ninjawraith17]

7:10-7:30

O_O

That children, was the collective sound of the minds from the people who paid to see this turd in theaters being forcibly bent over the railing and screwed.

[garamonde]

Wait! I come in peace! I am a good monster! Wait a minute, I---*BOOM*

[whoadude1959]

does anyone else hear your phone ringing?

[Mibbitmaker]

Rob Reiner's mom: "I'll have what she's having."

[modchic720]

I can't decide what's funnier, Elaine's sex noises at 7:09 or Servo mimicking her right after...

[Oppledeldoc]

Someone on a horror website mentioned that that doll on the nightstand looks like a doll of poor Tina! That would be an odd little joke to put in the movie.

[ccjuju]

It feels like ages ago that this movie used to be about goofy beach party retards.

[hotpopcorncake]

So sodium stronger then radiation? why not salt and vinegar chips..

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

Wow, the sun burned out between frames!

[TimelordR]

Let us hope that no one in their right of mind will ever dump radioactive waste in the ocean, ever.

Unless they're looking forward to a plague of radioactive mutant zombies...

[livinintwilightzone]

@TimelordR well if they do, then you can't help but feel sorry for these people's issues with killing the zombie, seeing as they too are probably drinking the water. Ha!

[Irkedmv]

So what was the orgasm sounds there? 

[alice88wa]

Nothing will ever beat WHEN Crow MUTTERS "Nasty." at 7:26. That's embarrassing.

[alice88wa]

Nothing will ever beat Crow matter "Nasty." at 7:26

[Kinemacolour]

I find that woman very attractive. And that dubbing as she's carried away just seals the deal.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

"Oh great. And I've got that ass-kicking contest today too."

lol oh man, I'm going to say that to next person with a broken leg that I see

[ChaoticYak]

The Del-Aires later successfully broke up and went to junior college.

[KingOfUm]

A totally great but unrealistic dream of mine is to be a horror film score composer from the 40's-70's. The standards were low, pay probably sucked, and although I have no training in musical, and likely would not in my dreamworld, I'm certain I'd still be making better stuff than this.

[DAVIDInitiative]

Oh my gosh, I've placed my leg against a rock.

[SgtHydra]

WAIT I COME IN PEACE, I AM THE GO-AAAAHHHH!!!!

[TitusYorick]

I love all the riffs about the bad music.

[EternalGuardian07]

Bass down there needs Beano bad.

[ChaoticYak]

Meanwhile, later yesterday afternoon. I guess.

So...I get that the first monster came from the radioactive spill and the dead body (no matter how ridiculous)...but where did all the other monsters come from? Are there that many skeletons at the bottom of Fingal's Quarry? If so...it makes me wonder what kind of people live in that place.

[mrkrinkle72]

@ChaoticYak fingals quarry must have been a major mafia dumping ground lol

[PsychoticLoner]

@ChaoticYak

The other monsters are from the slumber party, the two drunks, and the random women attacked during the harrowing montage where a guy exited a building. I only figured this out after giving this film much more thought than it deserved.

[Longknife]

"I just saw your father, and he's been burned badly but he'll be fine."

I dunno what's worse: the sex noises or that line right there.

[Tareltonlives]

So whenever the Bel Aires weren't available, they just banged electrical equipment together.

The final battle was less an epic life or death struggle and more a prompt to get some pickles and fish from the fridge (with extra salt)

You know your movie's "hero" sucks when the girl's dad kicks more ass than you do.

[lonelysith66]

Crow: Oh sure, just make yourself at home!

Yeah, really!

LOL XD

[watda74]

7:13-7:30 Safe to say that's the most erotic scenario ever shown on MST3K. I'd take a cold shower but that's the most action I've had in weeks! (shouldn't have shared that with you young & impressionable MSTies but, oh well). :-D

[InvaderPet]

7:13 That is the best sound effect ever.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Oh my Gosh, I placed my leg against the rocks!

Sooooodiuuum.... Soooooddiiiiuuuuuuumm...

They must've gone with the speed of light, because they're seeing themselves arriving!

[pockypurse]

7:37 is the best part. XD

[hotpopcorncake]

this movie crack me up

[raineandrews]

I like how Mike and the bots are just speechless during that woman's "moans" of pain. lmao! XDD

[Cassavius]

Aaah! My Richard Pryor impression XD

[ghostsmask]

You really have to wonder who thought movies like this would be a good idea...

[ManaAdvent]

"Well, I'm not going to get away from here tonight. I might as well establish base camp here."

"How did she mutilated herself so bad? Did a little mouse down there jabbed her w/ a toothpick."

"Heh heh, it turns out I had sodium in my sock drawer."

"They brought beer!"

"In the fever of killing, they throw sodium at some passing girl scouts."

"Shh....she's dead!"

[OzzyFan87]

they had to record that chick being fucked lol.

[maximumkarlnage]

I love how uncomfortable servos moaning makes mike and crow

[ChaoticYak]

Just arrived on the riverboat!

Any news from the northern war of aggression, Eulabelle?

How are you my darlin'. I'm just back from Bull Run.

Some of the lines they spoke really should have been from a Civil War-era movie, not a 1960s movie.

[norsef]

Oh no! I've fallen on to the top of a hill! Somehow!

[jekblom123]

"Just jump right in."

[Hanakia]

"Quick set of Doubles, anyone?"

[Oppledeldoc]

@Hanakia Mike's comical WASP voice makes that one of the best lines.

[AuburnRed1]

Nice historical accuracy to call it the Northern Wall Aggression, however....he would have come back from Manassass not Bull Run. :D LOL!

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, my gosh. I placed my leg against a rock!

[HystericalWoman]

Was that really the best place to consummate their love? Poor burning dad!

[vlcupper]

Man, was such a condescending prick to Eulabelle.

[shiftyjake]

Y'know, say what you want abt Eulabelle's voodoo dolls, but it looks like she's one of the only characters not even inconvenienced by the monsters.

[ChaoticYak]

@shiftyjake You know...that voodoo doll looks kind of like Tina from the very beginning of the movie. What if Eulabelle wasn't so innocent as she appeared and was actually trying to get Tina out of the way so that Dubbed Girl could have Hank?

Eulabelle: Mistress of Darkness!

[ShepperdOneill]

"I just arrived on the river boat" lol

[BlueEyes7452]

Wow, the sun burned out between frames.

[MattChrisF]

Her orgasmic sounds of exhaustion is the best thing about this movie.

[moewron]

@MattChrisF God no kidding. I know the 50s and early 60s were supposed to be more repressed/puritanical, but they HAD to know what that sounded like...

[customcartoons]

Gawd, this soundtrack is curling my teeth...

DX

[AuburnRed1]

Oh No They Must Have Used Those Last Couple of Places in the Phone Book!

And They Drove to New York, Retreat!

Damn, you Eulabelle, you made them do it!!

[AuburnRed1]

Where does that "Oh how they danced, the little children," come from? It sounds familiar.

[FranzIsSad]

@AuburnRed1 It's from the song "Stonehenge" by Spinal Tap. =D

[MagicalTrumpy]

No one know who they were...or what they were doing...

[rowsdowr2]

@MagicalTrumpy ...and their Stonehenge was in danger of "being trod on by a dwarf" because they made to the wrong scale (inches instead of feet). Love that movie.

[makouse]

"They stole this music from black people..well black people were going to throw it away anyway."

too true...

[ugolinoandhissons]

if the monsters blow up when they touch sodium, how did they survive in salt water?

[AL52Dragon]

@ugolinoandhissons Salt is an inert combination of sodium and chlorine gas. It has an electron balance of zero, therefore it cannot chemically react. Chemical reaction, like sodium and water, occur because the two materials have different electron balances and combine to create new substances with balances of zero. Salt is inert and will not chemically react.

[GusF]

"Damn you, Eulabelle!2

[BeeDub57]

"I'm falling! I'm falling again! And again! And again! And again!"

"Ohh...ah...uh...oh...ugh...aa­aah...oooh...uh..."

Wow. Just, wow.

[holycrapyousuck]

Oh no! 0.4 Mr's per Hour!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

SOOOOdiuuuummm... sooooDDIIIUUUUUMMM....

Turns out I had some sodium in my sock drawer!

They must've gone at the speed of light, because they're seeing themselves arriving!

[Jangobadass]

Wow, the monsters are about as stupid their victims!

It was bad enough that one dumbass cut his arm off attacking manequins, but the rest of them stand there as firey death is thrown at them!

[araminta107]

"The Eric Roberts Voodoo Doll"

" Well, at least they got compost to last a few years anyway"

"In a fever of killing they throw sodium at some passing girl scouts"

"Cookie... me want cookie!"

"Sooodiuumm... SOOdiiuummm"

"Oh great! and I've got that ass kicking contest today, too!"

"Uh-oh, she has her foot caught in... THE ROCK!"

"Why should I? Pig!"

[ScaryCareBear]

'Ah, the Brittish Royal Family'

[dukeofsnatch]

he's been burned badly but he'll be fine.

[fkovacs1]

I'm surprised they didn't make the Simon and Garfunkle " I am a rock" joke when Elaine was sitting on the rock with her foot stuck...

[Jangobadass]

They made one earlier in the ep

[skyemcleod1]

The 'catch and release' program back-fired horribly.

[skyemcleod1]

Besides everything else wrong with this opus-it looks like to me the monsters have NO TEETH! Only a mouth full of tongues! This movie would've been a hit at the kiddie show when I was a kid! Loving it-thankx for posting it~MSTIES 4-ever!

[bmt277]

omg the groaning had me laughing so hard and especially when mike started laughing XD

[ReeperTheSeeker]

3:47 the dude isn't even wearing a glove to hold the sodium, his freaking hands would turn to soap by the time he got to her. Oh but at least they got the massive bar shape right, all sodium comes like that. :P i can't imagine how crazy movies like this made chemist back in the 50s feel . . .

7:11 every chem freakout i had has been quenched by a dub from the mystery porno

[MagicalTrumpy]

Yeah nothing really can top that...I like how MIke nad bots are pretty much stunned into silence by it...ahh uhh aah uhh

[Daelock]

@MagicalTrumpy I love how Servo keeps making the noises after that scene and Mike and Crow just start yelling at him.

[livinintwilightzone]

@ReeperTheSeeker after you pointed out the no glove thing, it bothers me now. Ha!

[MuchitsujoKodomo]

Doesn't human blood contain high amounts of sodium? Goodness knows we eat a lot of it.

[Tareltonlives]

"Gettysburg..."

3:10 LOL Sooooodiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuummmmm

"The Battle of Tinker's Belly" "Where's Shelby Foote when you need him?"

"Any news from the War of Northern Aggression, Eulabelle?"

"How are ya, my darlin'? I'm back from Bull Run!"

[kekexdaisuke]

It's the ice cream truck! Ice cream! Woo~! XD

[RusselBertrand]

Just fallow me.....

Why should I pig!

[livinintwilightzone]

"Now you're sure you can't see my head protruding a little from my neck here?"

"Nah nah nah you'll be fine."

"Alright..."

[StoneColdSergio]

7:10 O_O

[Tareltonlives]

Love how Tom adds in some suggestive groans XD

[StoneColdSergio]

Mike's reaction to the bit is priceless.

[Tareltonlives]

"Um? Movie?...."

[azulo65]

The music is the cheesiest thing about this flick.

[PirateLordRogan]

Oh and "AAAAAH! My Richard Pryor impression!"

[PirateLordRogan]

I could carve a better man out of a banana.

[guillermo5050]

Damn you ulabel! you made them do it!

[gasenkotsu]

The moaning part was just wow.

[KirbyLink08]

"They must have moved the speed of light because they can see themselves arriving."

[chinesecommunist]

Uuuuuuh ooooh eeeh uuuh

[DigitalFiend27]

Anyone else notice that the monsters used here are completly different? One moment their fishmen with hotdog mouths, the next minute they look like swamp things cousin. Talk about bad continuity.

[livinintwilightzone]

Oh remember the beans!! The monsters take on different variations just like the beans do. All colors and sizes. Or else someone ruined the first costume swimming in the ocean and they had to build different ones....

[glamspam10]

Fun to watch them throwing chunks of sodium; typical warning:

"Extremely dangerous, corrosive material.

Skin Contact:

Corrosive, can cause serious burns due to almost immediate reaction with water, especially on moist skin. If metal ignites, very deep burns and tissue destruction can occur."

The post-monster celebration would probably be held in the Intensive Care Unit....

[fkovacs1]

"Ice cream truck! Ice cream! Whoo!"

"Say, uh- I got a receipt for the sodium, can you pay me back now? We can split it 5 ways."

"Shhhh- she's dead."

[potcallingkettle]

"Bosco puts hustle in your muscle. Bosco puts whee in your knee."

"Wait, I come in peace. I am the good...no, wait a minute! Ow!"

"Guest appearance by Commisioner Gordon."

"The Bell Airs later successfully broke up and went to junior college."

"Wait, there was a Tina in this movie?"

[HayesAJones]

"That bass down there needs BEANO real bad."

"Oh my gosh, I've placed my leg against a rock."

"Wow! The sun burned out between frames."

"In a fever of killing, they throw sodium at some

passing girl scouts."

"She's dead."

"The music's coming from inside the radio!"

[PrinceofIndigo]

6:22, I don't know why, but Mike moving his head to the music makes me laugh so damn hard.