That Will Leave A Mark

[fishontilt64]

who would jetski in this shit lol

[soco4343]

pussy



[0ct0ct09]

Asian carp, also known as SiverCarp was introduced by Catfish farmers in the southern US.Southerners introduced these species to their ponds decades ago, hoping they’d filter out unwanted algea. This all worked fine until the ponds breached during flooding in the early 1990s and the carp found their way into rivers that feed into the Mississippi. Then they found their way into the Mississippi and started working their way north, toward the Great Lakes

[KawaiiAznPanda7]

Lol the fish don't like that reporter

[CommunistSpartan]

Actually, Asian Carp is considered a delicacy if you get over their bony nature and if properly prepared. Sauteing it with some ginger and you have a delicious and healthy alternative to red meat and salmon.

[Angerfist2]

A bullet is going to leave a mark. A fish doesn't. Grow some balls

[Ngelcanfly]

Just grind them and feed them to cats. That's one of the many potentials.

[imjustwonderful]

its like getting hit by a 10 pound weight

[19gregorx51]

Wow...No bait needed anymore.

[tassadar32]

Oh shit! hahaha those fish just tried to kick his ass haha

[FlareNeos6]

these fish are awesome

[1GookSTAH]

He's weak.

[chaingang90]

I dream of going there in a hockey mask, holding a baseball bat and just have fun!

[SeanBoburk]

Need to open a shotgun season on them...that would be a blast (pun intended)

[lukrativ0922]

When silver carp get excited and jump, they also start bleeding out through their gills. In theory, if you kept pissing them off, they would keep bleeding, and eventually their tissue would become hypoxic, then they would die. Would be an easy way to kill tons of them and get them out of our waters.

[LilGreenFiero]

lol some folks "fish" them with shotguns in Mississippi.

[saltycreefer]

If i was a carp I'd slap that reporter too

[easternbiker032]

i know what we can do with them.. send them to homeless shelters and over seas to where people are starving

[favorites411]

bammm BAAAAMM!!

[Mohammad4251]

Asian beauties meet hot *lushfmlk.info*

[favorites411]

@Mohammad4251 what the f are u talking about "mohammed"???

[llamahamfat]

Roflmfao owned by fish!

[Ihatehorses12]

Sounds like another type of Asian invasion.

[KAPichon]

because electricity only works on fish WITHOUT SCALES... like a catfish, scaled fish are not affected by electrocuting the water.

[shibbyness]

If someone were to electrocute the floor I'd jump up too...They should just eat them instead of complaining.

[superkinze]

why just dont do stronger electric jolts on the water?

[lucyxiong]

lolz these are the fishes from Mario bros. they fly at you and the only way to stop them is to jump on there head or shoot it with a fire ball. lolz

[sobranie007]

@lucyxiong seems like a fair analogy might be the invasion of signal crayfish into english rivers.

[tassadar32]

@lucyxiong oh my gawd, you're right!

[skittles191919]

@lucyxiong LOL!!!!

[ammarhio]

This guys a huge pussy, "ouch, that hurt"

[caitymonster321]

o my god i cant believe that reely happened

[123qwerty]

GET OUT OF THE AIR FISH, YOU ARE NOT A BIRD, YOU CAN'T EVEN FLY!!

[Dougdadog]

He was acting all scared like a little girl then when it hit him it sounded like was gonna die :)

[DELKIMCARPERS]

put them in uk carp lakes



[hitheresunshine]

Why can't the tasty fish be so abundant? :<

[superguitarprodigy]

That dude got what was coming to him! i would have fucked him up to if i was getting shocked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FOR3STBIRD]

w t f there killing fish to save fish?!

[dan13655]

@FOR3STBIRD to save better tasteing fish

[Bump4231]

Environmentalist screwing with the environment always backfires. When will they learn. Let nature take its course and it will be fine.

[CocoKing238]

those are awesome i got hit in the head with one

[Harrietfly]

This is HILARIOUS. 

[AnimeStacks]

i like fish, fried, steamed, boiled with ginger and tomato and salt, um um.

[mogilny89p]

Once in awhile I see something like this that genuinely makes me happy. Nature is so wonderful. Keep wasting resources and and beating your dimwitted heads into the wall. This is priceless. Freedom is under threat for jet-ski manufacturers, something must be done. I hear they aim for people with tattoos and beer guts.

[DragonX7777]

I would wear bullet proof vest if I was about to get tackled by a fish.

[wildlife011803]

its the electromagnetic disturbaces that attract the fish and cause them 2 freak out yet the only thing that the great lakes hav 2 protect themselves is an electrick fence so does anyone else hear think this is a disaster waiting 2 happen sure it may kill some of them but ther still gonna b basshing ther heads against it 1 by 1 and 4 each karp that does die thers another 1 2 replace it.and u saw the damage that they can do.

[mattchristie1]

This is a pretty awesome clip about the invasive Asian Carp the reporter gets nailed by a jumping Carp...

[dcspacegirl]

That doesn't happen if you have a quiet boat. See ya, motorheads.

[jd5179]

That carp that hit the reporter looks like 10+ pounder at least traveling 30 mph. Yeah that's going to hurt.

[RavenFaye1666]

make fish cheeper n i'll eat fish EVERY DAY!!!

[UltraGeeky]

get a whole boat load of people armed with football helmets, nets, and baseball bats and set them to work. dude, thats insane.

[metalcow11]

owned by a carp? thats some of the funniest shit ive seen in a grip

[naikele1]

LOL just bring in like a camping boat and go to sleep wake up with 50 on ur boat :P

[therealCanablisS]

unreal ...

[baberacergti]

LOL sorry but thats funny...

[airsoftillinois]

the asians sent there navy!

[MahaloMoFo]

If it hits a jetskier? I thought these things would only jump like that when an aluminum boat drives by. And every video I've seen, it's been an aluminum boat. Not anything fiberglass...

[jtschid0910]

@MahaloMoFo its just the sound of the motor that makes them jump

[aimstheotter]

@MahaloMoFo yeah that and the fact that they are putting electrical current in the water!!

[Hoopermazing]

@MahaloMoFo I've read that it's the sound of the motor... or it might be the electromagnetic disturbance cause by the engine. Some fish, if not all, have an electromagnetic sense that we don't have.

[LamontDaGrizzly]

THAT hurt him?

What a pussy!

[happyface2000]

I don't believe it. It's a joke!

If they are so abandunt in rivers why I have pay $2/lb to buy them in supermarket.

[vaultcoach01]

can you catch them with corn? I used to catch the buffaloes with just a single corn kernel on a bare hook.

[AlmostJP]

@vaultcoach01 if you think it's a joke, then your stupid

[vaultcoach01]

@AlmostJP You should ensure your rebuttal is at the correct person.

[SuperBunnybuns]

if you cant dodge them eat em (:

[amxrtdket]

How about human being's invading and ruining every part of this planet?

[starringxorgxjai]

yeah man.. stop being human

[revable5]

@amxrtdket that's a great point few people think about :/

[ilove215]

2:24 lololol

[ilove215]

2:23 LMAO~!!!!

[Kaowaii]

I'd bring a sword.

[Virgil077]

I was expecting the reporter to just get hit in the face while talking to the camera XD

[mmcharacter1]

dude that is epic. EPIC FAIL!!!

[cryps1]

How can they be killed?

[fusionstar916]

@cryps1 you and a boat and a bat.

[whatthewho2u]

@fusionstar916 LOL!

[Doromir]

Is there a reason why people are not eating them? Seem like fishermen would be happy about so many fish just jumping into their boats. What am I missing here?

[kobun37]

@Doromir

Anglers see them as a trash fish. They supposedly taste decent, but they're plankton feeders, and so almost impossible to catch on hook and line.

[surlagachette2]

But why not net fishing for food? Would probably be the best and easiest way?

[1verstreate1]

@Doromir They're a bony fish as well. You can't really get a fillet off of them. They also taste worse than native fish because they "sift mud". Not bad in taste, but who's going to buy them to eat when they can buy something that tastes good?

[andyblueyezz]

they can hurt bad some fisherman and boaters wear helmets its fun to see though

[dannielson]

There is so much food in the US that most people very picky and don't eat just any fish. When I am fishing I throw back the fish I caught because none of my friends want them. However, people would buy the same type of fish that I caught from the supermarket because they are already cleaned and ready to cook.

[Hoopermazing]

@dannielson The U.S. is full of Asians. Give the Hmong and Cantonese free license to harvest these motherfuckers, and they will clean them out.

[hiluss]

i rather see him get hit in the face

[metalboy888]

friggen asians ehh..

[PreCodeMovies]

Hey, better them than lampreys, right?

[FriderikD]

But if you release an Asian Carp into the wild it will bring good luck! I heard of one guy who released a whole livewell full and won the lottery the next week!

[MLangan]

mmhmm...

[MrPoonasty]

thats snake heads!

[agoulet111]

Wait, so are they already in lake Michigan?

We were learnin' about Asian carp is Western Hem. (scoial studies)

[chouchou13460]

lol thats why sould not buy stuff that is chinese it has defects

[lime90621]

The 2nd fish hitting him looked like it would hurt pretty bad though, haha..

[lime90621]

Well, they were saying in the video there's a small market for these fish, just not enough for big fisheries to get in the mix and go after em.

They also said the carp is here to stay, so if you want to help out, buy a asian carp and eat it, I guess. That way more fishermen will be happy to catch em and sell em to you.

Helps the economy. Helps the carp problem. Especially if experts think they aren't going away.

[leeroyjenkinsii]

What's the big deal? Are they good to eat? This could be a blessing in disguise. You just gotta market them dumb asses.

[kevinthompson1]

think this all the way through a 100 pond fish hitting you , your spouse, or children in the head a fatal problem the fish you are seeing are young, Oh and lets not forget how this effects the ecosystem.

[naikouteki]

@leeroyjenkinsii Wow. How ignorant are you? No, they really are not the best to eat, and besides the inherent dangers they pose to humans while still in the water (did you even watch the video...?), they themselves eat up ALL of the food sources that the GOOD fish need to thrive, killing those species off and potentially putting hundreds of thousands of local fisherman out of jobs, plus cutting down on our food supply. Do your research, especially before resorting to calling names.

[leeroyjenkinsii]

LMAO @naikouteki!! So we heave GOOD fish and BAD fish? Looks to me like we have MORE fish. It's just that we aren't use to the type. So now we have so MANY fish that all we have to do is put nets on our boats as we go down the river and we'll be full. I tell you what, take a homeless group to the river and at least they won't have to worry about hunger. Buncha cry babies worried about large mouth bass fishing. Give me a break. Go find a REAL problem in the world. Like I said marketing!

[Dogitude]

how do they make so that electric machine singles out asian carps and dont kill other fish

[adamlong2003]

The electrical current is an annoyance to the fish, it doesn't kill them. It just gives them enough of a shock to keep them from passing through the area

[Dogitude]

oh ok i was thinking o that scene from the simpsons movie if your familiar with it

[goga56]

i'm scared if they enter lake michgan we are fucked that. iand somthing tells me some have entered already

[evan433]

@goga56 I AGREE

[jaywalker71]

Take a shotgun on the boat ride, should be fun :)

[warriork50]

2:25 Lol!

[lostinseganet]

sell the carp overseas. Someone is hungry enough to buy discounted Asian carp.

[TheRestrainer]

God bless and multiply these great fish exceedingly.

[TolekBonanno]

Here mother nature presents a solution to the diminishing fish stocks worldwide.

As an added bonus, the Asian carp is high in omega 3 fatty acids.

[MikeHuntagape]

Eat them

They gotta be better for you than a McDonalds

[steel9276]

i heard there acutally good

[valstar1000]

@MikeHuntagape obviously they raised in shitty conditions

[griZZlystraight95]

@MikeHuntagape But there bony as hell but they do taste good... o yeah dont ride skis or tubes bow it hurts

[turfshredder]

they are prolly good fertilizer and they should have a fishing tourney for fun and plus you could kill a decent amount of them if u got enough people

[mudnjeep44]

They have Bow Fishing tournaments on these bastards. Thanks God. Get em out of here!

[dudeitssbryce]

LOOOOOL 2:26 OWNED

[JIMAXair]

They shud just make mcdonalds use this in their filet o fishes. thatll keep the population down too bad they r gross tho

[fronky3981]

this kind of carp taste like paddlefish-and paddlefish actually have white meat and it tastes like lobster

[R0B0TRON]

Lets feed these Carps to poor humanoids. Either that or use them as catfoods or chop them up and season them for humanoid consumption.

[51362879]

Somebody needs to set up a local cat food factory...

[93Clare]

sick

[governerbrown]

Carp are actually not a good fish to eat. they seem to attract disease and they apparently taste aweful. so now u can see why there are still so many of them....normally we would jus teat them all and complain how there arent eenough.

[kaychi]

carps are nasty. but i heard if you know how to cook them they taste pretty good.

[capnmorgan5150]

The carp come in and overpopulate an area, sucking up all the resources so the place is fucked...so asian carp are a lot like Mexicans?

[rollininoldstyle]

buahahaaaaa errrs a big one

[knight72490]

ahah man u know what just get more asian ppl living near that river then their wouldn't be a problem ahha

[Bzdi138]

are they tasty?

[kevinkeay0382]

More carp for me to catch & never release!

No limits!

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

[TheHyruler]

survival tip 17: eat a lot of fish and keep your head down

[angryasian16]

THE FISH ARE AAAAAASIAN CARP

i have an idea, net em and eat em

[DesaturatedFantasies]

Lol how unlucky.

[danhgilmore]

I'm actually very good friends with the guy that's driving the boat. I've met John Chick a couple times too. The stories they have, omg...

[comoxgirl]

Cat food?

[aznguy11111]

hahhahaha.

a potential way to get rid of these carps.. if to pay asian families 1000 a year to live by t he river, and fish these fish.... i love them so much..

[FatherChrismas]

There is a portential solution to this problem.

The introduction of the gene "Daughterless" produces carp that sire only male offspring, They subsequently only sire males, in a doubling spread throughout the population, resulting in a crash extinction of that interbreeding population. [Google: "Plot to kill the Carp"; "Daughterless * Gene"; "Segregation disorder"; "Genes That Violate Mendel's Rules"]

[Oregonredneck]

In Oregon the squawfish eat the salmon smolts and we control them by offering a sportfishing bounty. It has made a big impact in the number of them. Carp are so easy to catch that if yo offered a bounty of $1 each you would have 1000's of weekend sportsmen gunning for them.

We have also taken the radical step of steriizing lakes to rid them of invasive species, the poison kill all the fish. Some genetic biologist needs to invent a carp specific poison.

Sure hope they stop them!

[damnU2]

sell me like 5 pounds of asian carp fillets for $1, i might buy it

[gekperson]

that second one was funny!!!

[imyyz4u]

Turn them into fertilizer!

[DirkShay]

time to net em by the hundreds wont take long to clean the river

[DEMONSPEEDIN]

only problem with that is is that carp tear up nets very badly

[rasoros]

ya, but it's hella funny seeing him get smacked around :)

[faroutfishingtrips]

that reporter is the biggest wuss...