Pure Pwnage - teh pwner rap

[bassbmwpower]

CUZ i OWN it

[adamdude15]

@ 1:28, he says "and we POST it" not HOST.

[gongargongar]

Come on you lazy bastard, you only have one youtube video. You could at least put the right lyrics on that single video.

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

Oh man, I miss those times. When BOOM, HEADSHOT was the best thing I ever heard.

....owait, still Is. :[

[Yoskakune]

ur awesome for putting this up on youtube and for giving credit to the original creators

[toxicdm11]

1:04 WORLD OF WARCRAFT!!

[TuneSanta]

-i pwn n00bs- :D

[Thulldorn]

lol, kyle thinks he's scorsese :D

[AdamBrandonLiam]

Hey noobs, I'm going to like totally like pwn you noobs

Cause I pwn you, like I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right

I'm going to give you some spanks

Just like you're like Kyle and you suck ass at all the games you try to play

Cause I pwn you, I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right

(nice) Pwn you.. I pwn you like you're like somebody's mom trying to play the games

I pwn you (Is that on? I dont think)

I will pwn you.. sometime.. maybe when we play the game

noobs lalalalalala

[TheTaXoro]

My big brother have one of those - I pwn n00bs - tshirts, im so proud

[rossjesse]

what happend to t-bag?

[gergru]

This is REAL music...

[Acellio]

god damn it whyd he have to die before tf2 became f2p and so many noobs flocked to it that he couldve pwned

[TheItKingRS]

Wow, what a noob....got owned by a car....

[chantimothy]

oh... so this song is not performed by the original cast crew??

[THECaptainPlanetHD]

You could probably fix most noobs just by changing your owns to pwns so 10 year olds will stop saying pown

[THECaptainPlanetHD]

You could probably fix most noobs just by changing your owns to pwns

[SplatterMW2]

0:13 LAWLZ, i did that once...my mom walked in on me...

[slickhenrik]

i miss that show so much!

[NikoBellicGTAIVPL]

In GTA IV N1 HardCore is the ownage hahah

[Grundalizer]

where do you find hot blonde girls like that that game?

[123MrPker]

R.I.P T-bag

You are teh best.

[hazardous1990]

Dave says "Ill fry your ass on high" instead of "I'll shoot your ass all night"

[WoHDEMENTOR]

is T-bag teh pwnerer?

[lewisbesteu]

@WoHDEMENTOR go to purepwnage(dot)com and watch the original series...

[sirwartooth]

@WoHDEMENTOR Watch the show...

[makemebad35awsome4]

cant download the song from nowhere :( plz help

[sirwartooth]

@makemebad35awsome4 That's a double negative, you're missing punctuation and you spelled "please" wrong.

[makemebad35awsome4]

@sirwartooth Who the fuck cares you fag.Stfu!

[sirwartooth]

@makemebad35awsome4 u mad bro?

[sirwartooth]

@makemebad35awsome4 u mad bro?

[makemebad35awsome4]

@sirwartooth `u` isnt an english word. You need to learn english kid.

[sirwartooth]

@makemebad35awsome4 u mad bro?

[gralkses]

@makemebad35awsome4 ''u'' is a 1337-speak word

[TheStringAction]

@alsomejd he's good dude in one episode u see that he's rank 1 in starcraft 2(all others are koreans xD)

[malaki64]

you got my mouse i think (razer deathadder) :D

[ChrisDevl]

@TheBigFuckingGun32 Indubitably.

[malice1337]

im gonna start using chopsticks to make my grilled cheese lawl

[SuperLifestream]

1:23 scoresease. not meant to have an "a" in it

[ltcoldfire]

lol Dave was the best

[TheBigFuckingGun32]

@xxSyphenxx Dumbass, t-bagging is when you stand on an oponent's corpse and crouch repeatedly, thus putting your'r avatar's sack in their face. Seriously, you are such a total noob that it's blasphemy for you to watch this.

[ChrisDevl]

@TheBigFuckingGun32 He wasn't talking about the action of t-bagging, he was talking about the character in the show named t-bag.. And you call him the dumbass total noob?

[TheBigFuckingGun32]

@ChrisDevl Hey, how should I know that? I don't watch the series, i just listen to the song. So, in the immortal words of Alice Cooper, "If that don't suite ya, that's a drag!". Bitch.

[smrzan]

i luv this song

[TaxidermyTime]

Hey OP. Do you still have the MP3? I went to download it on the site but ever since the update its been down.

If you could send me the mp3 I would love you forever.

Thanks.

[xxxxxMAGUSxxxxx]

STOP THE MUSIC IN 3:32

[TehSilencerzz]

@jpendy1 read teh discription.... gosh

[daveyboi03]

The link in the description for the DL doesn't work, can anyoine help me find this file to download, i need to run this song while pwninin on reach

[HPEJuggalo93]

who is T-bag?

[daveyboi03]

@HPEJuggalo93 hes the black guy in this who owns at halo.

[HPEJuggalo93]

@daveyboi03 yea noticed it in the video just made the comment too soon :Þ

[gjjhi]

geee i watch his show in australia abc2 he has a massive foot stcuk up es ass

[makemebad35awsome4]

some please give a link!

[Dirik619]

i love all of these characters

[makemebad35awsome4]

Why can i find this song to download anywhere ?

[zuchegno]

@makemebad35awsome4 It is not up on the site anymore

anyone els know were we can find a mp3 of this?

[SkunkGang]

26 people failed the like button cuz' Jeremy kicked their ass^^

[Rpgdood]

is t-bag jeremy?

[jasonwalden]

@Rpgdood hes the black bro.

[Donkeykong51o]

Rest in Paradise T-Bag, keep on Tbaggin' buddy.

[shyn0b1]

wish there was more pure pwnage episodes, saw all the internet/tv ones :S

[sebseb1]

teh best

[FrostHelp]

how did t-bag die?

[Arkkienkeli]

@FrostHelp Car-accident.

[lachlanmax]

@Arkkienkeli :( <3 tbag

[ganjaking187]

@Arkkienkeli wow he died in a car accident fuck i never heard about that, bummer.

[911marian]

@FrostHelp a few days before christmas or some.. to bad RiP t bag :(

[CSTerror1]

@FrostHelp

R.I.P T-Bag!.

[Aquaquake]

2:02 BOOM HEADSHOT, I can dance all day!

[whyminervadied]

Fucken Dave is Pro!

[RedPillLondon]

Like it!!

[max123054]

the begging was funneh

[Slayerking851]

ugh this sucks i cant find this song anywhere

[ChaostheClown]

@TheRealKingDahaka nah he died awhiiiillllle back. it's sad, isn't it?

a lot of us have been feeling like shit about it since the day it was announced on the PP site. that was some time ago, like a year or two, i'm not exactly sure when because my time perception is way off. lol

but yeah, RIP T-Bag.

he really is dead and it really is sad.

[0KBM0]

that club scene from :18 to :30, which episode is that?

[Arkkienkeli]

@0KBM0 It's from the Pure Pwnage E3 2006 Special.

[PeerToPeerWorld]

Hey noobs ;)

[PeerToPeerWorld]

i love this song =3

[th3forty2nd]

Rip T-Bag.

[PafeuPoland]

TF2 FTW!

xD

[ElliotCArcher]

also RIP T-BAG

[ElliotCArcher]

awsome multiplyed by 1000

[Lonehwolf1]

Right at the end, that was awesome!

[THUNDERxCHIEF]

T-Bag ain't dead

[Timmehyo]

@THUNDERxCHIEF yes he is, died in a car accident last year. RIP T-bag.

[n00b30]

@Timmehyo WTF he is dead ??

[G05Box]

@n00b30 Hmm, where were you the last 2 years ? He died like in December 08, R.I.P Troy Dixon.

[JamesHazBeHaiTyme]

he is, in RL. =[

RIP

[ryan12sos]

very well done! awsome

[masonb26]

RIP T bag !

[darkly24]

The best gaming rap period

[egeblad1717]

R.I.P T-Bag

[edd027]

rip tea bag

[brendanraymond]

wow that was alot better than I expected :D

yoink

[Doomagedon100]

- i pwn n00bs -

R.I.P T-Bag

[sykoSpanKy]

i can dance all day i can dance all day...tryyyy n' hit mee!

[BigZila1440]

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!

[KapitanBomba102]

I can dance all day!

[KapitanBomba102]

ubermicro rox xD

[2VNP97XR]

Rest in peace T-bag :'(

[karimwow1]

I pwn noobz!

[pimpin12344]

Rest In Peace T-Bag

[sniper200110]

this is me 0.0 all u said is tru lmao gaaamers ftw

[xx3nc0r3xx]

rawr! awesome vid

[Bolat88]

i love doug's part :D

[Vakich]

Kiitti fot the biisi dood=))) I just downloaded it! its fantastic! Oikeesti)

[Vakich]

fckin hilarious!^^

[StarsOfMagic]

2:31 ROFLMAO.

[Ifakati]

Rofl the beggining of the video is so funny xD ... and the whole video is great too :) it's fits with the music

[HCHawke]

daves lyrics are:

hey, this is dave, im the strong silent type. fuck with me and ill be the violent type. come to slice u up with my chefs knife,once ur finely diced ill fry ur ass on high. let u simmer till ur nicely based, potatos, cheese, tomato paste, salt for taste. i work out, play games, good looking, and what can i say im, im pro at cooking

[ChaostheClown]

idk why he got 2 thumbs down......

[gunrevolverking420]

alsom

[Azarthes]

R-O-F-L-MA-OOOOOOO

[Lawhuy]

Pwn Age :D:D

[streetshotify]

its so catchy didnt like it at first but i do now:D

[RspwN217]

nice

[lepthymo]

:D :D d^.^b

[lepthymo]

hey man, i have a question, was micro something before the show? if yes, what?

sweet song btw.

[Vetis213]

Micro is micro managing units in RTS games with keyboard shortcuts.

[TedjuststopRyan]

Micro is the ability to control your units on a unit-by-unit level in an RTS. It's been around since long before the show.

[MufF1N01]

Micro is how well you controll you're units in an rts. A player with good micror and little units will beat a player with many units but bad micro.

[dhenski34]

lol very funny song

<=====3

[tmacc]

lol nice (5)*

[3thikz]

this frickin rules

[MachoOwnsAll]

na but on a more seirous note, this is sick! :D

[DenSexedeNissePige]

It's So nice:D! Pure Pwnage<3

[hoppimike]

haha love this xD

[TobiTheowner]

Lol :)

[Pwnem]

Nice music video, it's too bad PP hasn't released anything recently though...

[hoppimike]

that's wicked lol

[GiantPuffer]

Damn i hate the noobs that pernounce it pone. But even worse, when they pernounce it pawn. *Facepalm*

[watchmyshoes22]

or when they pronounce it prawn. *fist in the face of noob*

[GiantPuffer]

haha yah

[watchmyshoes22]

so what games are u pwning noobs in nowadays xD

[GiantPuffer]

Mostly FPS, but once I build my new computer I will try some RTS. U?

[watchmyshoes22]

RTS pwns I dont really get into fps that much bcuz it doesnt take as much strategy or team work. Except COD they made that online game really good

[GiantPuffer]

Yah i love COD. Whats ur fav. RTS's?

[watchmyshoes22]

Company of heroes and stronghold 2 currently. Starcraft and tiberian sun also but those were when i was younger and was a noob xD

[XxLiarsSmilexX]

that was kick ass hahah ^_^

[archon298]

Its purposeful misspelling, but since the word being misspelled is owned, you pronounce it with the o sound. Who knows what those people who say poned are thinking....

[evolutionpr]

so if someone says "poned" instead of "owned"

like poon...

what does that mean?

[GiantPuffer]

means that theyr noobs

[jannes999]

it 0wnz!

[ty4239V71]

pwned does not mean power owned. it is pronounced owned and the p is a 1337 speak substitue for the o

[eaglesfootballfan36]

more like ownge

[sYntatiX]

Everybody gaming knows that I can play 'cuz I'm the pwnage, the pwnage.

[Syeno]

lol that was kool ^_^

[GaiaGoldGiver56]

i lyke the song but it doesent sound like the real them

[keto50cent]

T-BAG is the best!! haha congrats nice song!

[Daniel513555]

EPIC!

[Tom1x2x]

dave's bit was sick mate , just voice XD

THAT WAS insane!

Well done !

[jdogg0908]

kick ass song....RIP Troy Dixon

[Pidde123]

- Hahaha, omg.

[6Mys6Tic6]

Begining and from 1:50 it's best! xD "i can dance all day!!"

It's GOOD!!!!11oneone

l33t ^^

[Doodoogooboo]

agreed. <3

Doug is total pwnage.

XD

He's my favorite. "You might have seen me on CS, the seventh of a second before I shot you in the head" that is EPIC.

[Heartsdonthate]

lululul

[swedstar84]

Great rap! :)

and about t-Bag....maaaan he had more done than i ever will get done in my whole life.... so he lifes on in our minds and in the purepwnage show... don´t worry... don´t let him die

[DongerZ1]

Indeed. Rest In Peace Troy Dixon.

[WorldOfWar303]

Awsome Song

[farseebr]

what is MMO and FPS?

[Arkkienkeli]

An MMO "Massive Multiplayer Online" game, like World of Warcraft and Guild Wars.

An FPS "First Person Shooter" is a game like Counter-Strike and Left 4 Dead.

[farseebr]

whats the name of the game at 0:33?

[microcer]

command & conquer generals: zero hour

[Etern4lSlay3r]

generals C&C dumbass

[LacosteShirtman]

So if you dont know what a game that you have never seen before's name is, your automatically a noob? I think that means hes not a nerd, fix your attitude, and fix your life.

[microcer]

dave: hey this is dave, I'm a strong silent type. fuck with me and I'll be a violent type. come and slash you with my chefs knife, *something*, I'll shoot your ass all night

[Timmuuh005]

yea i hope so but fuck Pure Pwnage 4 Ever bitches

[lemmab1]

This isnt a real song made by jeremy n00bz

[Havok492]

RIP T-Bag

[Havok492]

dude very nice job

:)

[Fuplancac]

NIce vid dude

[010vop010]

R.I.P T-Bag

[australianresistance]

What happened? did he die?

[HoribiFuckis]

ya he died in car accident

[010vop010]

t bag :( :(

he was so good :( does anyone know if purepwnge keep going on ? (srry for bad english )

[z24017147]

LOL i am pro gamer LOL

[Thedo]

rip t bag :(

[mistamontiel]

LMFAO !! i love when that XboX brotha comes in, lolz, with his halo shit, keyboard n mouse 4 eva !! i'll take PS2 online, i never liked xbox especially the controls lol

i doubt there are ANY servers for PS2 tho, i would have to get a LAN started in here lol this sucks