Dita Von OMG MAGIC WATER TIME!!!! #HugoChavezSucks

[xblueoctoberx]

most non-funny dotd ever.....bummer

[djinviernodigital]

anda ctm a kien les importa tus weas, keria ver a la dita rexuxetumare 

[eddienamini]

you can say whatever the F you want but I feel sorry for those who have to sit there and listen

[CharlieTorture]

Oh my fucking god...

I cannot watch this guy any longer.

His voice is just rushing through, and it's giving me a headache...

[cindyshtoodle]

I found u!

[technofenton]

Was this a rushed video?

[yrigado123]

you need diet. your face should be slimmed more.Big Fat face doesn't deserve screen.at allllll

[MountainBeauty720]

@yrigado123 you need a proper education in grammar. you should be smarter. stupid people do not deserve to be on the internet at all!

[BlossySnap]

@MountainBeauty720 ;) I agree, but please... Capitalize.

[Carma12100]

WHAT!?!?!?!?!

MOTHER AND CHILD HAD........O.o

[angemala]

Marry a girl like your mum so you can hate her for the rest of your life? Whats the point of marriage then - love!? It's a cruel world!

[StupidPandaFilms]

SUCK IT I WIN!!

[IAmJimmySmith]

I think I found my rice patty

[pavaoc0p]

Crap! The magic water link is lost forever. Now all I'm left with is porn. Damn!

[Travis3616]

Caption: "I WANT YOU!!!"

[Chikoritababy15]

Best cosplay ever!!

[madmikes0]

nique ta mere trou de balle

[jackdroidnimble]

Pic Caption should read: "Get a REAL job, DeFranco!"

[needmoresomething]

SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN U'RE WORSE THAN WOMENS :D

[drakthaal]

HUGO CHAVEZ WON FAIRLY thanks to american opresion in venezuela

[esiomy]

@drakthaal He didn't... and yes phillip, he is an asshole! (i'm venezuelan)

[WhiteWalls75]

see me in 19 years, ill have really manly hands...

[MyBonnnielass]

This guy is cool?hope that do-sent make me gay! then I remembers why I was listing to his crap :) Dita Von Teese" Adding that to my dictionary" !! Rival!!! Me Shell's!!! She is Hot. Hot. Hot.

You know her, Shell? She as nice! in person?

[deathrownolaw]

captions should be "yes, you're next bitch"

[BrahnTheHandyMan]

@deathrownolaw I challange you!

[MrJdog272]

Goddammit it always has to be in MICHIGAN!!!!! FUCKING AY MAN!!

[avrgboy]

i like burritos.

[richardl1236]

ur a fag

[Robomonkey5000]

@richardl1236 ur a fag

[JulAntonCrest]

@Robomonkey5000 ur both fags

[Robomonkey5000]

@JulAntonCrest and you like penis

[JulAntonCrest]

@Robomonkey5000 read vagina

[JulAntonCrest]

@Robomonkey5000 and so does your mom, :O what a surprise

[Robomonkey5000]

@JulAntonCrest i know she does. cant say the same bout urs

[JulAntonCrest]

@Robomonkey5000 you havent even seen it :P... or have you? O.o

[Robomonkey5000]

@JulAntonCrest no i havnt seen ur moms penis

[JulAntonCrest]

@Robomonkey5000 who's UR? His mom has a penis? How would you know that? <_<

[Robomonkey5000]

@JulAntonCrest your retarted. obviously ur means your. its just a shorter name. just stop. your not funny.

[JulAntonCrest]

@Robomonkey5000 Hey man calm down, I'm not trying to be funny

And for the first sentence...Yo Ur retarded?...or Your[who's that] retarded?

You know a lot of people with funny names you know that? :P

[Robomonkey5000]

@JulAntonCrest none named ur

[JulAntonCrest]

@Robomonkey5000 So Ur is also called None...that's a funny nickname :P

[Robomonkey5000]

@JulAntonCrest sure

[shetoldmeitoldyou]

@JulAntonCrest Win. Just an epic win.

[legolex]

1,262 people fucked their own moms

[sohielrana1]

jtaj

[anapao89]

I like the fact that u touched on Hugo Chavez u really look up everything...my country is becoming shit unfortunately!

[Hardtack444]

u piss me off

[johnnygumbo]

are you the ninja from ask a ninja?

[Freejack60]

Spinner

[BibiaMoraaj599]

hèy_äñÿ_gUýs_wÀÑt_tø_chÁt_wÍth­_mË

[EggheadJr1]

Picture Caption: Baby Chun Li!!!

[ForHisNameSake1236]

Picture caption; I found yo cookies!

[DeadpoolJenny80]

lol Oedipus Rex

[mariamali94]

thumps up if u zoomed out to dita von teese from 2:15 to 2:41 !!

[XxLIVRAxX]

Apreaciate the Chavez Sucks comment! Keep it up, From Venezuela.

[Perrove]

just going to say, BRAVO for that chavez comment.

from a venezuelan that didnt vote for him and still find ppl that did, he still win any election he trow out.

[LennArtsTV]

ok, i allready found it, its interesting, i'm going to investigate more about taht chavz twitter prison thing

[vuglekopa4]

YOU HAVE A VERY CUTE EYES!!!! I just can't stop watching you in the eyes  :)))

[castrorizo]

hey phil, im a cock sucker, how fat is your fat italian dick?????????

[sparato89]

sei un coglione

[SalemStorm]

You ARE a Pimple

[GrantRobertStewart]

@coszz WTF are u babbling about he is speaking freely right now and the FBI aren't coming for him. F.Y.I you spelled Fox wrong.

[girlspiderchic]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah 

[hissetveoyna]

Chavez is great leader..

we need leader like Chavez!

[agedskunkjuice]

i thought my daddies was small!

[andimaraf]

@DigitalChef77 He didn't jailed a couple of guys forever, he jailed a couple of guys for while he mantains power. It's very perverse, but different. Remember, he's chosen by a democracy, where people aren't fooled and his nation has grown greatly. But he is kind of a fascist pig. A chosen fascist pig.

And north america views Chavez as another thing completly.

[queenfrostine97]

thanks a lot. that end song is now permenantly stuck in my head.

[Merrida100]

WTF? Dita....

[AlphaHayabusaFilms]

the link is broken to the chick uuuh yeah

[CommanderNova1]

@AlphaHayabusaFilms It's not broken, the account that posted the video was suspended and sadly the video was deleted. Just google Dita Von Teese Water or something. It comes up.

[djenne101]

so ur dick is fat!!!!!!!! lol

[benbk97]

I'm sorry Phil, could you repeat anything you said from 2:15 to 2:41? I was too busy watching your incredible computer to hear anything you said.

[coszz]

Your a cock sucker u cunt. In America if u speak freely the political police (FBI) show up and entrap you. Stop watching faux news channel dumb shit.

[AustralianLeprechaun]

Go Chavez.. Democratically elected not like the US, where money rules.

[nirvanarocks15]

Aw what a cute and random little asian girl ^^ it looks like she's at O'Hare airport.

[JohnyNJ]

You are an uninteresting retard.

Fuck the blah-blah nonsense and play the god-damn videos!

Do you really think people really wanna see you in front of Dita while she's stripping!?

[16Ralltir]

Who would ever hit the dislike button on a Philly D. show? The flying spaghetti monster judges you. As do I.

[miyatacn]

fake title

[Dominuce]

CAPTION: I KICKED YOUR ASS, AND BOUGHT YOU DOWN TO MY LEVEL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[robertdjwizard]

deep sheit!!

[moneydude49]

@extramatic13 lol ikr Americans have freedom of speech because there too stupid to actually use it

[extramatic13]

Phil, I have been a viewer of your show for a long time. And I like your stuff. But tell me this? How many peple have bin killed, inprisoned, and persecuted for oposing the US government? The reason americans can say whatever they want when ever they want is because they no nothing at all!!!! Just what there favorite song or food is. Why wold the government take that as a threat. I am venezuelan, and im not chavista. Still love your show though.

[nirvanarocks15]

@extramatic13 Americans say more than what they say on television, and who really knows? If it ever happened it was because of corruption, or perhaps part of a war (maybe other things, I don't know everything). Oh, and we don't have the right to free speech. Congress cannot write a law against our freedom of speech. Although it has... in many ways, libel and slander being just two.

[cjwmhaha]

The caption is holy crap philips head is the same size as the little asain girl

[phone1call]

i'm from Venezuela and yes, i hate chavez he's a fuck*ng dictator

[AzianAzzHole]

Graaahhhh i wanted ot jerk off to that water commercial >:( Now its removed. FML.

[RoopTV]

There is only one caption for that picture:

AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[chrisiare]

If any of you want to see the Dita Von thing and actually do the interactive thing, go to perrierbydita[dot]com.

Thumbs up

[DragonM4th]

LOL guys what's with all the pokemon references... She's dressed like Chun-Lee from Street Fighter , I don't see how it"s got anything to do with anime...

[bryceschritter1]

Caption: Youve just been philled in

[hylian90]

What the shit, it's Oedipus in reverse!

[bluefire3113]

I choose u pickachu

[casualsalmon]

You ain't got no pancake mix!!!

[CandyGirl4201]

We want YOU

[Darkpup15]

wtf incest

[startrekalien]

DAMMIT!!! I always turn into tihs douche bag's channel from the pictures he uses (yes, Dita is so hot it was the perfect trap). He's so fucking annoying.

[frenchitwist]

PhillyD, you are an Italian Stallion, even before I realized this was a Rocky reference

[ShotUrGoldFish]

i was gonna comment on the mom sleeping with her son thing cause that is just messed up so i paused the vid at 0:56 and now i cant stop laughing hahahha lol

[WOWJBEOWULF]

Dita Von Teese is a sign of the rising atheism in America; we get regular sex television at night here in California; and then the Adult Swim stuff. The prostitute and stripper getting public attention, welcome to Babylon the Great.

[ChildhoodIsGone]

caption should be "is that a puppy..."

[CrazyTito]

Caption: "Look mommy! Philp's pee-pee is smaller than my daddy's"

[Thamfam]

caption can i touch it

[jasonmc618]

Wow..people fail...shut the fuck up whoever doesn't like it...If you don't like Phil...don't watch his videos!

[rockinfaceplant0000]

1124 people hate their own lives 

[potentialavalanche]

I enjoyed that What's Eating Gilbert Grape reference.

[sarsfieldusmc]

Wasnt even paying attention to you phil from 2:16 to 2:39

[BaconGotRaped]

caption: "i got you bitch!"

[UniversalHere]

i love how the story is behind him on yahoo news XD lol

[bestbymay1st]

caption: you give me 10 dolla me love you long time! : )

[chibilover93]

the dita vid was removed whats another link to it?

[Baileyy734]

I cant stop watching you. :)

You're so cute.

[lichking861]

Wow caption should be "Haha! Your black!"

[ZiiNExDoMeSkI]

Thumbs up if you watched that video in the background and popped one!

[BlaZeD41yfe420]

CAPTION: I'm Asian!

[bellie132]

That was the CRAZIEST New Year's party ever! I am sooo wast--what's this?

[snipezrmc]

OMG you are so awesome! You're like me! Just white... LMAO x

[Funkyzeit96]

Haha if you pause at a certain time at the 3 second mark it looks like the mokey is thizzin xD

[badmaashpandit]

tell him to shut the fuck up..

[virgoptrex]

No offense but Dita Von reminds me of Cadaver!

[thecoolio2345]

CAPTION: you aint got no pancake mix!!

[xBl4ZnGunZx]

dita von got removed :(

[ZesuRodriguez]

caption: at this hight your groin is her only target and shes calling it out.

[bjams77]

Caption: Philip Defranco's ideal girlfriend.

[kiragirl93]

Caption: Aw look at the camera here to steal all self respect i have.

[keltonfredrick]

Hugo Chavez is a crazy meglomaniacal bastard who is, hopefully, gonna end up dead very soon.

[Guilhermeki]

3:22 Uncle Ruckus?

[airarrowow]

Caption: it's so small!!

[animayfureek13]

caption should be You do this to your own kids and I'm going to kick your face with a smile....

[fattassmob666]

baby chunli wants you for the m bison army

[bookqueen520]

HOLY CRAP IT'S OEDIPUS AND JOCASTA!

[stanelish87]

hahahaha Best!

[WrathOfTheGate87]

Caption: WeeMan aint got shit on Mini-Li

[fesean]

chun-li just got smaller but packs a bigger kick

[Spartan76092]

Caption: Are you my daddy?

[JaYuRgAy]

the caption should be: the biggest asian dick in history

[aspinall2k8]

Caption : YOU

[shesaidOhyaa]

Hugo Chavez voted himself president forever.....

[OMDitsme12]

The caption shouild be: "Baby Chun Li kicks your ass"

[imgonnaeatamoose]

Bwahaha That whole mother fucking her son was on the MLG forums. So interesting that Walshy himself showed up and said his part.

[jasonrudd14]

hay all check out my riymes undxer my name hear on youtube peace all

[amitnagpal1985]

CAPTION: MOMMY why do i have boobs on my head?

[OhCariad]

Caption: You're going to hell for watching this video. *Giggle*

[clerikmaster]

Caption " I like-a youuuuuuuuu!"

[clerikmaster]

Caption " I like-a youuuuuuuuu!"

[hermes394]

Imma go hate spam hugo chavez now

[bassmzero]

OMG A New Portable Chun-Li!

[AlexandraNagem]

CAPTION: "You've got a something on your face--wait, no,--GOT it!

[AlexandraNagem]

"Hugo Chavez: Suck my fat Italian dick." nice. lmao.

[XXSK96XX]

caption:yu have a small penis..

[ilubeeyou]

that's like. doubly illegal. underage sex. and incest.

damn.

[thekiller75656]

Caption: HADUCAN!

[vineet121087]

sexy

[vineet121087]

sexy

[1ntothefray]

I completely zoned out when that girl was pouring that stuff all over her

[Kaervek87]

CAPTION: "Mommy says pizza dough makes an affordable hairpin!"

[regaaan]

i heard nothing from phil when that video popped up on the screen

[maximilian8mile]

damn shit, forget to look at da username

[Mooovingcows]

Mommy, what's that thing in your mouth

[s2004036]

Caption : Give mah 200 bucks n ill **** with u

[Wachusay]

caption: "Are you a pedophile?"

[rudeboyyye]

ur so annoying why do u talk so much !!!!!

[drewbixcube22]

Caption: The politically correct uncle/aunt Sam/antha wants you!

[riblikion]

Caption: I choose you pikachu!

Also the link for the hot chick water things is shit.

[videoguy3333]

Caption should be: Cosplaying: now for 4 year olds!

[bobtheunbuilderable]

Was there a man talking from 2:16 to 2:40?

[MrScoodles]

just realized that PhillyD is back at #1 for my favorite YouTube channels.

[poiman23]

caption = 'You're going down bitch!"

[simoneog2009]

how can you NOT be racist towards that pic? lol I'm sorry, but that little girl is probably 20 years old. hahaha i'm sorry Phil...no more mean things from me. :)

[CorpseBridefan99]

"Philip Defranco owns YOU!"

[iTzCharlz]

fuck youtube they removed the video