iDUMP4U file 09/28/09: Michael Dumps Alyssa

[HDrussian]

Lost it at ".. Manager at Donut Land."

[NickofNarnia]

HAHAHAHAHA YES

[14mastool]

lmfao

[Lasvegas1newyork0]

I like watching these to see people freak out in a storm of anger, but this one was just, just no. 8^/

[Forbidden5]

I actually felt bad for this one. :(

[UnscrupulousAgitator]

gotten much more "professional" over the years. Less talk, more to the point ... but he must get tired of saying "no, this is not a joke"

[ReassuringSmile]

Poor girl....

[doitrightnexttime]

You're an actual cunt

[Kilistinfull]

hell yea! i'm downloading these into my cellphone so i can laug at this when i get dumped

[x3Shantastic]

I love how she answers the phone, already disgusted. Haha xD

[13thmistral]

sad my english is bad and this isnt a garanty for a good living

my god, this, besides being a hired clown to scare kids, is my dreamjob

[ggamer2004]

Oh wow this is depressing.

[christhepunkrocker1]

How are those bad reasons hes dion it for her good obviously man people arr fckin stupid

[bistnenutte]

u didnt say this is being rec

[gogogogoguck]

Brutal

[isamike]

someone needs to cut this cunts throat

[xLooNeyHD]

thats 1 asshole of a boyfriend

[NobbyKNobbs]

WowI I feel bad for Alyssa. Those were crappy reasons.

[nandoalmeida22]

very very awesome... uhasuhasuhashuas

[JRFP8]

@nandoalmeida22

Brazilian laugh on international videos = FAIL

[pokerjon06]

I like how a fat middle aged man who has probly never had a girlfriend, calls people up and dumps them.....

[WaffelsKill]

@pokerjon06 its not nice to talk about your dad like that, & one he doesnt sound fat he actually sounds attractive. & hey hes gettin paid while your probably not..

[zanysazy]

dumping someone for dropping out of college?! you cant deny true love!

[jweidenhoff]

@zanysazy No such thing..

[Flyers9195]

This is a sad one. :(

[americanmotherfudger]

wow...this one was a very easy one....no arguments!

[infraball]

michael's harsh. so what if she dropped out of college and lives with her parents? people have done far worse.. i don't even think that could be considered a bad thing.

[alistilla2]

LOL

[danagirl23]

one of the kinder dumps...

[commericalnicolecruz]

I guess.......but shouldn't these guys do it themselves

[thebleedingheart123]

If you get two dollars for everytime some one says.."who is this?" and you would say who you are..You'd alot of money.

[MrRight1313]

This is a awesome website. I guess in the USA you need to say it at leats once you are recording the call, in Canada you don't have to tell them your recording as long as you know your recording it lol.

[macNtires]

Tears and heartbreaks are amazing. They're like free meals. They can sustain me for a whole day.

Ha.

[Moontouchofficial]

So you guys profit out of people's lack of self-esteem and courage in life. Cool.

[cleodel88]

How is this legal?

[hessthetank]

this shit is so fucking funny

[xxMettiXX]

zuhahahahahahahahhah

[LordVidra]

Cracked sent me here and boy, this is... amusing-hilarious-confusing-we­ird at the same time. While this website is still get work -> idiots still exists.

[kikomiko1]

isn't this...illegal? 

[todg6]

@kikomiko1 Why would it be?

[dounitsi]

That's the best thing I ever saw!

[horsesflu]

who's the bigger loser between the two: a girl who made some bad choices, or a guy who uses an internet break-up service.

If I got dumped by this company, by my ex, I honestly wouldn't give a shit because in that one single act of using idump4u, I'd understand just how much of a pussy faggot I was losing. Not a single fuck would be given.

[dradeel]

@horsesflu That's exactly what makes it better/easier for the person being dumped. It lets the person being dumped get more quickly from sorrow to anger, and anger is the fastest way of getting over with the whole deal. In addition, we get fantastic entertainment, Bradley gets payed, and the person paying for it gets out of the relationship. It's win-win-win-win.

[carsonm300]

@horsesflu sound like a feminist

[carsonm300]

@horsesflu jk

but thats kinda hurtful

[UsBeatingU]

@horsesflu the bigger loser is the girl who made bad choices, obviously

[callowaymotorcompany]

@horsesflu How is he a pussy for doing it for the lulz?

I think you got trolled.

Oh and shes a total loser.

[theabttgshow]

@horsesflu you say this yet if ur bf/gf actually used this ud cry like a bitch kthanks

[1989Shinigami]

@horsesflu Bitter much!? Are you alyssa? Sounds like your the one who got dumped by a complete stranger! LOL!!

[thndrbkt]

@horsesflu Agreed. Honestly, the only reason someone should use this is if the other person would get violent. Because this guys reasons fro dumping her were actually pretty lame...

[Popwer]

@horsesflu The whore of course DUH!!

[Krieger91]

@horsesflu The dumb bitch, which is you. Stop trying to justify your stupidity by putting the blame on someone else. Your ex didn't even give a shit about you anymore, that's why they used the service. Talking to you one more second would be a waste.

[itsArtfulME]

@Krieger91 PERHAPS you did not see her oh-so clever placement of the word "If" at the beginning of her sentence. Are conditional phrases too much for you?

[RKOFAN666]

@horsesflu UmadBro?

[neveslave]

"Thanks for using iDUMP4U dot com.." LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD.

[ukwarrior89]

This was just... Sad. Really, really sad. No cheating? Whaaaaa?

[LacosteBoy1]

does anyone knows her facebook profile??

[stickmatrix]

Some of those are super sad.

[Pehobbes]

Come on - those reasons aren't good enough to dump someone.

I felt bad for her - Who would dump a girl because of her job? At least she has one, and a manager at that.

She also took it very well and was very polite.

[freckleface1991]

This one was sad :( I'm exactly like that girl right now, just without the job lol

[TheHaloChief117]

You have to have a facebook to use this service? whaa I don't have one

[cetnik03]

lol idiot bf, i mean u dump hoes for cheating no bs. Has that idiot thought about the economie andt hat a college degree = DEBT TRAP WITHOUT finding a decent job?? she stays with parents so she can save money in economic tough times? dude is a moron, unless she was ugly and he was simply looking for a excuse.

[ihquli1]

I think it's very pathetic that somebody even starts dating if he(in this case) isn't even mature enough to dump her by himself.. I really laugh for that boy and wanna say to girl that this might be the best way. That kind of boy isn't good enough for her, if he couldn't even dump her by himself.. Hope u all guys understand my bad english :D

[4mAALIKcHIN4]

I hate it when you say "Thank you for using idump4u . com" they didn't use shit. They got called without a request for it. BUt anyways good shit and i appreciate you showing compassion for that girl. PEACE

[ccheartbroken]

I wish there were pictures of the people. That would make it SO much better.

[bunnyfoofoo499]

this one is not funny at all. i dont think he thinks it is either.

[Cheisu7]

LMFAO!!!!!!! "Because you're a manager at Donut Land."

[adamborg1]

I have laughed at many videos from iDUMP4U.com but this is one of the few girls I feel sorry for.

[Solosabordance]

this is awesome!!!!!

[PatTricksterOriginal]

hahah i am sooo calling you! do you do little kids?

[jcudal32]

"he's not happy because you're a manager at donut land." MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF LOL

[dhucke4assembly]

So.......Michael dumped her through a stranger for "her own good"....hmmmmm.

[publicanimal]

Did she get to keep her job at Donut Land?

[crazyjavi87]

You sir, are byfar the biggest dick in known existence.

[findame123]

Search for "Poops on the highway" And check out the crazy norwegian!

[Onlooker117]

To everyone who is misspelling it.. it's not genious! It's JANYUS. DUH.

[woodyfly]

The judgement that this guy passes is rather harse in some of these videos. Anybody can 'claim' anything about their significant other and make them look like the bad guy. Bradley always assumes the person getting dumped is guilty... or atleast his tone implies so.

[Longsleeeves]

Man I feel really bad for her she's obviously in tears you can hear her choking up. I think her boyfriend is a dick for breaking up with her like that. I just don't think the reasons he's breaking up with her justifies getting a stranger to do it, that seems cruel. It's not like she cheated on him or anything

[jopiira]

This is genious :)

[maxieornot]

why am I laughing at this? It's really sad -.-

[uberdoll22]

ha this shit is crazy.

[machenga]

If I hired this dude to dump my girl, she would be WAITING for me at my work at 7am the next day. She would female OJ my ass so quick I wouldn't even know what happened. There's a lot of reasons we've stayed together over these past years- love, passion, and most of all...fear

[HoneeMustard]

@machenga lol! as unfortunate as your situation is, gotta admit, kinda funny. but really, you only live once, so make sure you're spending it with the right people.

[daedelusxxxhelios]

any1 else thinks the way he talks sounds like patton oswalt??

[slashsiusslay]

@daedelusxxxhelios Yes! Thank you!

[MasterJapieX]

This is fucking genious!

[powermikertje]

If you truly love someone you tell in person.

[CapSbn]

This is sick.

Very very sick.

Please don't be a coward.

[ElemWiz]

I love how Michael tries to make this come across as so noble, when he's really a douchebag for not having the balls to do it himself.

[GeneralHobog]

This one's pretty fucked up.

[Creepr1331]

This one was the only one which didn't bitch about it. Poor girl. .( I almost feel sad for her.

[csmgscs]

naw, poor girl .....:(

HAHAHA PEWND BITCH!<3

naw, i feel sorry 4 her^^

[BigPrometheus]

that was easy

[michaeloutcold]

it says u got 69 videos lol congrats thats bad ass love your videos man

[sasuke86420]

i like how "pick-up lines" is a related vid

[theotherworld215]

Do u record every call or just the funny ones?

[Guyu]

Thank you for posting this.

I really hope this girl betters her life after this.

This was really emotional for me to watch.

[slicko93]

Dude, this is funny.

[atheshit]

haha donutland XD

[crazyfatkid3]

you must love your job....

[iansmelly]

This is a fast call, usually its 5 mins..nice job man! kudos

[maneatingorchids]

THIS is the most popular call on you tube for idump4u!? What the shit! Nothing just happened... she moved on. Christ what about poor Joey over there!?

[Youngmoon08]

this is one of the few times i feel sorry for the person getting dumped.

[xxCyylonexx]

why did he dump her? free donuts! how can you dump free donuts?

[Bloodshotbuddah]

@xxCyylonexx If shes getting free Donuts im assuming shes a "well rounded" women

[kvn8907]

@xxCyylonexx Wait a second...he never said he was getting free donuts. Maybe part of the reason he's dumping her is becuse she WOULDN'T give him free donuts! :-O

[ReadWriteAccess]

When and where is the TV show !!! You Lie!

[marie5555555]

awww, you are a good person after all.

[kathyputinish]

this is stupid. only cheaters should be dumped live on air.

[ai4281]

Serious business!!

[ChaChiangaLang]

yeah bradley you probably should be more compassionate with the clients at first and dont say really harsh things like "well your boyfriend wanted me to send this message to you. Well I should probably say ex-boyfriend." when the person hasn't even said anything yet. That's kind of douchy.

[PaulineWalters]

Bradley was nice to Alyssa in this clip the other clips he was not so nice.

[crystalroy]

hey bradly u need any help with these i want to help u man it seem fun maybe mean but hey its ok

[rondiggah]

cowardly

[mepizzasmangled]

Best on youtube how do u keep in the abuse u get and not just kill some 1 over the phone i meen u can do every thing els over the phone :D

[JakleIsMe]

Good work with this one dude. Rather touching.

[WasteOfAmmunition]

hey dude! you forgot "This phonecall is being recorded..."

[1MadVirus1]

@WasteOfAmmunition It's not necessary, he just does it as an extra thing.

[Chazaable]

I heard about this on Dr Phil today in Australia. Good stuff.

[frustratedlogician]

i feel really bad laughing at this sort of thing, but it's hard not to. my serious concern is with the hired dumper, seems like he/they should be more, i don't know, compassionate or something. coming off cold and indifferent seems to make it hard for the dumpee. and you know, some chicks are nuts and don't take it well as it is, let alone from some stranger working for a stupid dot com that'll probably go under in a year.

[iDUMP4u]

@frustratedlogician watch for our TV show

[iDUMP4u]

@iDUMP4u That was in regards to the "GO under in a year" scenario... I guess we will know in September... because that is one year.. :( Then I will have to go back to not dumping people (sigh)

[TheAirsoftDemon]

@iDUMP4u youre leaving in september!? fuck that dude do it yourself, ive listend to every episode. you gotta stay man

[iDUMP4u]

@TheAirsoftDemon No no, I am stil doing the show after SEptember don't worry...

[TheAirsoftDemon]

@iDUMP4u k sweet

[TheAirsoftDemon]

@iDUMP4u is this your first dump? well for somone else

[tanialis2007]

@iDUMP4u....you guys suck donkey balls!! perverts! making money off another persons woe...you should be ashamed!!

[davidho4]

@iDUMP4u OH GOD PLEASE DO THIS MAKE A TV SHOW

[mashpotatas]

@frustratedlogician Ha ya I feel bad for laughing at "Another reason he is breaking up with you is because you still live with your parents" and "And the last reason is because your the manager of DonutLand"

[darrelltipton187]

@frustratedlogician if you are hired dumper then you should have no compassion while doing your job the company wants you to act in a professional manner.

[Gerberbaby922]

the guy who does this is not very good at it. like he gets mad at the people really fast. he should just not raise his voice or yell back

[Darkhellos]

why would he dump her cuz she is the manager at donut land HELLO FREE DONUTS!!!!!!!

[mrbinx]

Wow.... My soul hurts.

[votumseparatum1]

Wow, this was the saddest one. 

[QuimYuriFan]

You are not mean this one =)

[RobGuy2005]

Hmm, has anyone paid for your services and not actually been in the relationship? You know, like someone who wanted to break two people up?

[lunchboxes22]

@RobGuy2005 oh shit. good question

[RichMenAreEvil]

This one was actually exicuted quite professionally. She seemed to get the point sooner than others. Well done.

[beatdownmaster9]

I feel happy for both of them. She will probably realize she needs to change. You were nice here.

Or she will still work at donut land find a hobo as a husband and micheal will live happily

[beastent]

These are hilarious..keep em comin..lol!!!

[alsqr]

sad :(

[PLAHDOUGH]

wow the guy dumps here for being a manager at donut land by using an internet guy thyat costs $10.

[knuckles91444]

this asshole is a fucking GENIUS, seriously he is making a killing off of this service

[Mariah1250]

I feel terrible that I find this hilarious. But seriously, it's so funny... =D

[southparkkidz]

wow she took it well.

[Rahkua]

hahahahaha I think this dude is hilarious...the fact that this exists...

[VitiateBePro]

Why would you hire this guy to break up with someone for you. Its a good idea if you don't want to hear the entire bitch fest. But you know like right after this call shes gonna be like, calling you up going.. "Is this a joke, are you fucking kidding me right now?! You couldn't even tell me straight up you pussy!"....

-Ya I know there is a lot of thought process there but I'm board as fuck on 4/20

[chronicebonics]

The funny thing is, as much as I enjoy these..whenever the person being dumped brings up the guy doing the calls he freaks out, yells over them, changes the subject or hangs up. good at dishing it but not taking it?

[babe12102]

crazy!!!

[Reqrezentin]

He's disappointed in her because she dropped out of college xD

Hahahah, it usually goes the other way around

[lmaoSofiaaa]

she seems fairly nice, i feel bad for her, i mean if i was a guy and my girlfriend was a manager at doughnut land i wouldn't mind,

[xBRYAN420x]

only a dickless faggot would use this to break up with their girl lol

[ThriceDog]

well fuck me this was a downer. I prefer it when the guy/girl being broken up with is an asshole not a hurt little girl :(

[gardnerbm]

@ThriceDog A dumping is a dumping. The guy wasent happy

[floeticdeath]

Michael doesn't want to be with a BUM? And people feel sorry for her in the comments? Breaking up with her probably wasn't the best choice, but no one wants to date someone who doesn't have shit going for themselves. lol I'll laugh if she becomes a celeb and makes millions and mike gets nothing. lol.

[ReassuringSmile]

its harsh, but its reality

[purpleinwisconsin]

:[ poor girl

[0purple0oranges0]

i feel bad for this one...it didnt make me laugh i jus feel sad for her

[FrozenFire1997]

same

[sirjulez2004]

heres a concern, what if someone commits the unthinkable, you know . like suicide. would this guy be help liable ?

[iDUMP4u]

Nope.... if the girl did the unthinkable and she was dumped normally... would the ex-boyfriend be help liable?

[sirjulez2004]

@iDUMP4u good point. but sometimes you got to worry about some girls. you know . the real clingy, insecure ones. who might at some point might became a little mental. btw. good job on the creating such a cool site

[chronicebonics]

@iDUMP4u wow in this video you really seem like you care about the person on the other line, that's the first time i've heard any compassion in the voice. i'm glad to know you're human.

[WrathOfDemons]

@iDUMP4u i like the way you make money i need to make money on ppls pain yee i can be an ass whole ill think of something that ppl need help with everyday like you you my friend inspire me

[kblanco2045]

@WrathOfDemons I can even understand what you're saying, learn English.

[WrathOfDemons]

@kblanco2045 learn deez nutz

[Mikecarrozza]

And iDUMP4U wins again.

[Mikecarrozza]

@iDUMP4u and iDUMP4U wins again.

[powermikertje]

@iDUMP4u yes, you are responsible for each other's emotional well-being

[mattcoops82]

Michael better work for NASA, cos money is all that heartless piece of shit has to look forward to

[hellapinay8]

i feel really bad.... michael has the right to dump her but not like this...

[canival317isback]

To be honest i felt sad for her :/

[SunfireGTX25]

Bradley loves his job WAY too much sometimes and doesn't explain his business enough. That's why people always think they're being pranked. I sometimes wish that Bradley would've gotten dumped by his ex-wife with this service!!

Most of the videos where the other party deserves it though, like cheating, I totally LOVE those videos!:D

[Lisa13245]

I felt bad for her actually, he seemed nice about this one.

[JimmyJaam]

It's like he's rubbing it in... She was crying for a good 1 minute +