Just imagine if you could dance with squad members in ME2, I think there should have been a conversation that starts up when you clicked on the dance floor. I can just imagine Shepard asking Legion in which it would respond "Shepard Commander does not possess the necessary skills to dance with this platform."
I remember liara talking about how she is shy about these things in some conversation. saying that she is studying nerd and never had any time for this. guess she lied well...
in the future, the second amendment will be held sacred. "That one can have this ones gun when that one pries it from this ones cold, dead tentacles." :P
lollllllz so true, thats why everyone that got with her are actually closet gays, but they were like.. no man im not gay ash is a chick im not gay.... (well we found out that she is a dude.. so yes you so are).... hehehe
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If you guys actually have played Mass Effect for more than the sex, you have to admit, seeing Liara doing a dance like that is a wee bit suprising, no? LOL I liked Liara more than Ashley tho. I think I like Asari bettr idk y////
It´s above the upper markets. before you enter the door to the upper markets.... you´ll find emily wong on the bottom of the stairs. just go up the stairs and you´re there ;)
sort of, it depends what acheivements you unlock, for example if you unlock the shotgun expert then you get an experience bar for the shotgun even if you choose a charachter who cant normally use a shotgun, it's complicated. click on 'acheivements' on the mass effect main menu and itll tell you.
Go to Flux (in the Wards). If you have the character you're romancing in the party (a.k.a. Liara, Ashley, or Kaidan), go onto the dancelfoor, then talk to them. If you've progressed far enough on the romance tree (I was able to do it after the first conversation with ash), they'll dance with you.
Also, Male Shepard is an extremely shitty dancer. I swear to god, it looks like he was born in 1963!
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i know lets get a women spary paint her blue all over bring her to my room then all u hear is yes harder harder and then u hear my voice say "i think we should do the women now"
@deano791 You don't know what a great game looks like.
playerkyle13 5 months ago
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what a shit game
deano791 6 months ago
how you can makes liara dance?
Temuho 6 months ago
I wanna see Tali do this. Sooooooo bad...
LastODSTStanding 7 months ago 2
Liara has got some moves :D
The3Jonhy 8 months ago 2
Danzig with Liara?
6netfire 9 months ago
everyone who thinks ashley is fugly go look up how she looks in ME3
LPC9514 10 months ago
@LPC9514 now shes pamela anders into miranda^^ nice alternative....
unglaublichRodario 9 months ago
*gasp*liara used to be a stripper...those are the same exact moves frome the stripper on top of the bar in choras den
TheHappyspartan 10 months ago
@TheHappyspartan probably :D
radar550 7 months ago
Did any other squaddies dance?
tvtsue 11 months ago
Kinda digging those Asari moves actually...
MarkArandjus 1 year ago 2
WHY CANT THESE WOMEN BE REAL WHY?!?
MonthuRa 1 year ago 24
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After extensive comparison in lifts and what not I have come up with the official rankings for best ass:
In 4th place - Tali
In 3rd place - Liara
In 2nd Place - Ashey
In1st place - Female Shepard
TirnanUFC 1 year ago
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TirnanUFC 1 year ago
ashley have the better ass... i always compare them in the lift !katsching!
Wespa64 1 year ago 9
@Wespa64 lol u sound exactly like my buddy
EmperorReptile 1 year ago
Jesus thats the most fucked up music there is
Bibazavr 1 year ago
It would be epic if you could somehow get a Legion mod for ME1 and have him dance in the club :D
LadyBarricade 1 year ago
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SHep: "Why do i have to make a choice?Maybe the three of us could...."
Ashley and Liara : "Ok!"
Harbinger: "“I will direct this personally.”
Bellraga 1 year ago 2
Ich will tanzen gehen! Saren und Geth konnen warten.
TheConduitforSale 1 year ago
Never knew you could make her dance with you.
TheKylmar 1 year ago
Miranda + dancing in ME2=fucking epic awesomeness!!!!
KillaD15 1 year ago
@KillaD15 bouncy bouncy bounce :D?
Raven42222 1 year ago
lol did anyone notice liara dances exactly like all those other asari whores in chora's den?
birdman44 1 year ago 4
damn she sure can move :D
Alieneater1239 1 year ago
mmm..mmm i like my bitches blue
noctrnlemishun 1 year ago 3
Damm Liara can dance, shake dat ass!
MultiRaistlin 1 year ago
@Codis998 yes you can. Just go to your hard drive and delete the file.
heroic123456789 1 year ago
Just imagine if you could dance with squad members in ME2, I think there should have been a conversation that starts up when you clicked on the dance floor. I can just imagine Shepard asking Legion in which it would respond "Shepard Commander does not possess the necessary skills to dance with this platform."
kclb58 1 year ago 5
@kclb58
lol
he would do the robot
1kasey09 1 year ago
the music doesent exactly fit the scene. just makes it hilarious LOL
Gabsterssssss 1 year ago
HAHAHA!!! I always laugh so hard when i see shepard dance, he looks so dorky, and yet hes such a cool character...
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Любители Азари в контакте напишите в поиске ггрупп и будет вам счастье ^_^
buzai12 1 year ago
I remember liara talking about how she is shy about these things in some conversation. saying that she is studying nerd and never had any time for this. guess she lied well...
Kaelors 1 year ago
@@ where is this place! can i dance with her in ME 2? i deleted ME1
AJbadboy1288 1 year ago
@AJbadboy1288 You can't delete ME 1 noob .
Codis998 1 year ago
liara knows how to shake dat booty :p
macnahamic 1 year ago 2
looks fucking hot when she dances
Arzaker 1 year ago 7
Whoa, I didn't know you could dance with Liara. Good thing I'm right in the middle of a new play through to try it out :D
Crimm 1 year ago 3
Damn Liara pops n locks too
screwoffreg 1 year ago
Yeah girl! Shake that ...uh... armor...
DeucexActual 1 year ago 4
I like how they're dancing in combat gear.
KingDiamondHead 1 year ago
Everyone on the dancefloor is rather chill considering 2 strangers brings weapons to the party
Canzee 1 year ago 2
in the future, the second amendment will be held sacred. "That one can have this ones gun when that one pries it from this ones cold, dead tentacles." :P
CapyGuy 1 year ago 6
I was disappointed you couldn't dance with Tali/other romance in 2, but at least you could get wrecked off alien booze and pass out.
1JediRevan 2 years ago 3
@1JediRevan
why can't you dance with Tali?
InsightVidya 1 year ago
Who knows why. You can't dance with any of your romance options :(
I wanted to do the robot with Tali.
1JediRevan 1 year ago 9
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BlueAuraWolf 2 years ago
uhhh i rather chose ashley then liara...u don't wanna be in a bed with an alien...she might have extra parts for all i know :0
masterchief6678 2 years ago
dumbass :D
liara is so hot.
i bet ashley has a dick
wanenagasiren 2 years ago 137
lollllllz so true, thats why everyone that got with her are actually closet gays, but they were like.. no man im not gay ash is a chick im not gay.... (well we found out that she is a dude.. so yes you so are).... hehehe
aponator 1 year ago
@wanenagasiren
aawh cmon dude its an alien:O
Dookiebassplayer 1 year ago
@wanenagasiren
I'd take my chances with Miranda! :D Just saying. LOL
Eggheadcobra 1 year ago
@wanenagasiren Who wouldnt want to go out with a blue alien?! this is why games were made!
dmxclassic9646 1 year ago 2
@wanenagasiren for all you know so could liara, she's mono gender remember
huray4random 1 year ago
@wanenagasiren well, because of the physiology of the asari its probably the other way around........yea
torazn 11 months ago
@torazn *ahem* According the codex...
"while asari have only one gender, they are not asexual like single-celled life—all asari are sexually female."
That said, I really doubt Ash has anything to hide... so to speak.
Freeryde600 10 months ago
@wanenagasiren
Wrex: Stupid racist bitch says what.
Ashley: What? *frown*
Wrex: Gotcha.
AndyRaslan 8 months ago 5
@wanenagasiren Wait until you see her in Mass Effect 3? Haba Haba....
Shicbs 6 months ago
@wanenagasiren ouch....well she acts like a tomboy even for military
HailAllmightyInglip 6 months ago
@wanenagasiren nah she doesnt... you know, i fucked her
dfghj241 2 months ago
yea but ash also has some extra parts... if you know what i mean. (throwsup) lol just kidding
aponator 1 year ago
XD i now want to bang my head so hard that i forget everything....! LOL
masterchief6678 1 year ago
liara is the best dancer in the game, lmao shepard is pretty bad.
screwoffreg 2 years ago 6
lol in mass effect 2 u dance like an idiot
12jo0 2 years ago 8
lol so true :D
RedEye0815 2 years ago
Considering she spent 50 years alone on digs, where did she learn to dance?
Quitchy 2 years ago 7
What, Quitchy, you think she doesnt' have internet access?
Supperdude9 2 years ago
Nope. Liara is a big stupid jellyfish.
lorcanman 2 years ago
in Shephard's lap :D:D
takimakikaki 2 years ago
Id tap that blue ass XD
insomniac011101 2 years ago 4
blue tits!
Heatliex24 2 years ago 3
:29 Work it,Liara!
CamilleA05 2 years ago
the dancing was better in this 1. in the next game your stuck with the shuffle dance.
matalvis 2 years ago
"Sir isaac newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space!"
A1R3D3E7 2 years ago 10
Once u go blue u never go back i guess.
JGigs93 2 years ago
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wow look at u guyz argueing which girl in a VIDEOGAME is hotter XD
laminatedpancake 2 years ago
That used to be considered sad but these days we all do it xD
GuysSeriously 2 years ago
Want to argue about who is better at grammar?
PlaguedMan 2 years ago
wanna stfu? u just wanna change subject cuz i have u by the balls u bitch
laminatedpancake 2 years ago
A kid having me by the balls? You illiterate pricks always find ways to amuse me.
If you want to have me by the balls go to school first, then think like a human being.
PlaguedMan 2 years ago
erugh. YUCK! You grab other men by the balls? What the hell!
Hirotoro4692 2 years ago 4
i prefer liara then ashley , liara is hot !!
redzman20 2 years ago 9
all I can say is you owe a lot to Liara.
Encephalon 2 years ago
thank god i fucked ashley
blue vagina? i think not lmfao
slickback123 2 years ago
liara is better
67thCloneSquadron 2 years ago
Blue vagina is better than blue balls my friend!
SweetwaterMC 2 years ago 11
@SweetwaterMC now thats funny!
wachnathan 2 years ago
HAHAHA!!! now that was classic!
masterchief6678 1 year ago
@masterchief6678 Indeed that was classic! That takes the "Coolest and Funniest moment in Video Gaming" award for the month. xD
Blueoriontiger 1 year ago
@
oron345 :
you realise asaris are old, and liara is 100? that gives them crapload time to lear everything no matter the profession.
635574 2 years ago 2
For an archaeologist she has some good moves lol.
oron345 2 years ago 10
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ohhmyandy 2 years ago
cuz shes bloo. Everybodeh like the blooz!@
ShrimpPalooza 2 years ago
were does that happen at
1legendx 2 years ago
If you guys actually have played Mass Effect for more than the sex, you have to admit, seeing Liara doing a dance like that is a wee bit suprising, no? LOL I liked Liara more than Ashley tho. I think I like Asari bettr idk y////
icedragon225 2 years ago
maybe that´s because Ashley is a racist cuntbucket?
Snatte 2 years ago 10
male shepard dances faggy
YonOtto 2 years ago
Mass Effect - dancing with Wrex, and his four testicles.
nousernameused 2 years ago
Too bad none of them work.
DarkSigiles 2 years ago 2
"Urdnot Wrex and the Four Testicles" would actually be a pretty good name for a band.
NinjaConsultant06 2 years ago 202
@NinjaConsultant06 No. It should be "Urdnot Wrex & the Quad".
CGLN 1 year ago 11
@NinjaConsultant06 It would star Wrex, Okeer, Grunt and Skarr (Krogan from Mass Effect Books).
Themastercode1235 6 months ago
@NinjaConsultant06 'grow a quad
anonymous133711 5 months ago
Liara T'Soni - you WISH you were this fine, Neytiri.
NinjaConsultant06 2 years ago 8
Oh, win :D
Weerwoefski 2 years ago 2
its debateable, personally i think id go with liara
ComradeGraty 2 years ago
She dances so sexy..
Adanosiam 2 years ago 5
What you eventually do with her is even sexier. ;)
Weerwoefski 2 years ago 4
Idd,i got a damn good obsesion with Liara!
Adanosiam 2 years ago 6
Can't say you're wrong!
Weerwoefski 2 years ago
so u stand there and u eventually start dancing?
commando2893 2 years ago
@commando2893
Nah, there'll be a button command if you look at Doran.
0mni42 2 years ago
take the whore home and frig its blue ass
YonOtto 2 years ago
Is this only on the xbox?
somethingawful100 2 years ago
nope, pc too!
tedkloap 2 years ago
liara dances like a striper :)
po0po0nanA 2 years ago
strippers dance like that?
Kokoro562 2 years ago
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TheCrusaderBin
Mass Effect is rated M for reason lol
LOL
ignamatador 2 years ago
The music gets so fucking annoying.... when I land on a hostile planet, I want something more epic than BEEP BOOP crap
JustinTR1990 2 years ago
liara dances like that famous indian dancing midget
Phantomedge 2 years ago 3
Wow, Liara has got some moves. But you have to cut Ash some slack though, it can't be easy dancing in a tin can.
ReturnofRhagavar 2 years ago
"Some days I save colonies; some days I defuse nukes; some days I like to enjoy a few private vices; I hope you understand."
ThomasKaira 2 years ago
how exactly do you get to this club? i forgot
Famoustars1386 2 years ago
It´s above the upper markets. before you enter the door to the upper markets.... you´ll find emily wong on the bottom of the stairs. just go up the stairs and you´re there ;)
TheAdrianus217 2 years ago
Flux in the Upper Wards on the Citadel. Find the Med Clinic and it's on the same level as that.
ravenrockga 2 years ago
you guys realise this is a game right?
Gorgari 2 years ago 7
After seeing both Liara and Ashley dance, the asari once again proves her superiority.
It's no wonder that Ashley gets jealous!
maruku99 2 years ago 10
is this german?
octyellow 2 years ago
yes it is
milchpackung666 2 years ago
you can get your squadmates to dance?
veljon 2 years ago
Only your love interest.
maruku99 2 years ago
Damn Liara knows how to work those curves!
1JediRevan 2 years ago 10
althought I would have more likely sex with Ashely, I must admit Liara is AN AWESOME DANCER>..her moves are very beautiful, sexy and wicked
skyraptor 2 years ago
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I just had a horrible thought: Imagine if Wrex was a Homosexual Rapist.
I mean, he'd be all like sneaking into Shepard's quarters and then getting out his two HUGE meaty, Krogan cock and he'd be all like raping him..
Thought I'd share my horrible, unwanted and downright disturbing mental images.
CashClock 2 years ago
Sounds like somebody's been fantasizing about going to prison too much.
anon4234 2 years ago 7
Man, you do realise kids use youtube? lol, relax with the..thoughts.. yeh?
bUskinBE 2 years ago 4
Mass Effect is rated M for reason lol
TheCrusaderBin 2 years ago
lolololololololololololololooolololol
thats fucked up.
blackscarlet512 2 years ago
Shouldn't these guys be, you know, saving the entire galaxy from a race of genocidal robots?
Darktroller2 2 years ago 34
In the words of Tallahassee: "gotta enjoy the little things".
JasonRedfield 2 years ago 25
hell yeah!!
slaya98 2 years ago
with tHAT dancing they are
piraka101 2 years ago
haha xD well killing robots build up alot of stress and that stress needs to be relieved somehow...
CorfixAMV 2 years ago
The final love scene is meant for "relieving."
NukeCannon 2 years ago
@Darktroller2
I don't have to justify anything to you, excuse me I have a galaxy to save.
RaptorRex88 1 year ago
how do you get them dance like that?
ladyyuna2000 2 years ago
I didn't know you could dance with Liara! That's awesome!
thesilvernymph 2 years ago
lolz german game
'sprechen'
thingymuwatsit 2 years ago
Do you get special equipment for playing game as same character twice? Please someone answer!
youtharp 2 years ago
sort of, it depends what acheivements you unlock, for example if you unlock the shotgun expert then you get an experience bar for the shotgun even if you choose a charachter who cant normally use a shotgun, it's complicated. click on 'acheivements' on the mass effect main menu and itll tell you.
rufuslunn 2 years ago
were is flux at i can never find it
craig4031 2 years ago
Flux is in the middle of the wards. You can always take a transport there too.
AwkwardMartin 2 years ago
Liara's got the moves for somebody whose spent most of her life alone.
nevrest 2 years ago 2
howd u do that?
jseth03 2 years ago
Go to Flux (in the Wards). If you have the character you're romancing in the party (a.k.a. Liara, Ashley, or Kaidan), go onto the dancelfoor, then talk to them. If you've progressed far enough on the romance tree (I was able to do it after the first conversation with ash), they'll dance with you.
Also, Male Shepard is an extremely shitty dancer. I swear to god, it looks like he was born in 1963!
fenrir7139 2 years ago 6
Go to Flux and talk to Dorian when he is dancing there. It can only be done at one point in the game (cannot remember which).
TheCryoScales 2 years ago
i got it after helping one of his maids
rooiehaan 2 years ago
liara dances way better then ashley, ash has no rythm
acuratlnigga 2 years ago
Shepard: If I get Ash, who will take Liara? She's Lonely...
Garrus: Hmm... Good question...
Wrex: She better prepare for some horny korgan cock!
Shepard: Jesus Christ wrex!
Garrus: Thats it... I'm going back to C-Sec, fuck this whole chase saren with a horny krogan aboard thing shepard.
CoBros 2 years ago 17
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOL
UHMLT 2 years ago
I'd love it if you could get Wrex, Tali and Garrus dancing too! That would be so cool!
LostOddity 2 years ago
You know what would be the best thing in the history of time? Wrex breakdancing.
IntuitionJo 2 years ago 16
Yes. Yes. YES. A thousand times, yes!
fenrir7139 2 years ago
Lol, wow. I'd love to see that!
LostOddity 2 years ago
agreed
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i know lets get a women spary paint her blue all over bring her to my room then all u hear is yes harder harder and then u hear my voice say "i think we should do the women now"
KfcMachine654 2 years ago
lol XD
YfelElve 2 years ago
Ashley and Liara dance different XD
GeorgeX01 2 years ago
das deutsch!
LePrEcHaUnBoY123 2 years ago
Wow Liara is a nice dancer
Cmartin40 2 years ago
I WANT TO FUCK WREX!
doomsdayassault 2 years ago 9