i could beat this kid. he was playing on the qualifying round the whole time. and half his goals were noobish cause he scored while he was next to his goal and the guy left his net wide open...
Yeah, these goals are fucking shit. You should get a life you sad twat. I bet you're a fucking virgin as well, most people are out getting gash not playing online flash games you sad twat.
Oh, and My favorite is when you hit the ball off the opposing team's wall, then off the bounce jump and hit it in. basically the opposite of the through ball
lmaooo a montage on slime soccer?! i didnt think it was true! reaally theres nothing better to do with your life than to make a montage on your TOTALLY FUUUCKING AMAZING SLIME SOCCER SKILLS!
Says the pathetic idiot who posted a shitty grenade tag and then deleted it like a little pussy when he realised that it was pure turd and everyone hated him.
put the ball over at your goal and put yourself between them
your oponent will then charge up and try to knock it twice, 1st tap they will hit it onto your head, 2nd tap they will hit it off your head and into the goal without jumping.
after the 1st hit jump forward and watch it fly towards an open goal
this doesnt work all the time and can lead to them scoring against you but after a while it works.
your goals arent anything special ive tried them all and mastered them all within 2 or 3 tries each. Anyone who is decent can do them you aint no slime soccer pro.
I sense a little jealousy here! You may say i'm no pro, but i know for a fact I would smash your retarded ass at slime soccer - in fact i'd make you cry yourself to sleep like the stupid little two year old you are.
Did you guys try slime(doc)cc?
slimesocceraddict 1 month ago
i could beat this kid. he was playing on the qualifying round the whole time. and half his goals were noobish cause he scored while he was next to his goal and the guy left his net wide open...
littlekidlover569 3 months ago
fk yeh slime soccer
Jack360180720 4 months ago
What did u use to record this plz reply
Harrysgamingchannel 4 months ago
Hahaha, class! Bet some of them were flukes though, although "Around the world" was immense ;)
jonabong06 1 year ago
you suck
tro4596 1 year ago
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this video is stupid
punaniswabber 1 year ago
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I challenge you to a game... I'M the true master of slime soccer
milneylad 1 year ago
I challenge you to a game... I'm the true master of slime soccer
milneylad 1 year ago 3
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CoolGuyMatt73 1 year ago 2
i lost 10 euro playing this game with friends hahaa
jackjumperfreak 1 year ago
Yeah, these goals are fucking shit. You should get a life you sad twat. I bet you're a fucking virgin as well, most people are out getting gash not playing online flash games you sad twat.
v3N0m027 2 years ago
@v3N0m027 People who think they are boss of the swings giving out abuse online is pretty amusing
jonabong06 1 year ago
@v3N0m027 sooo why are you watching videos on slime soccer, that's even sadder.
JackUnionfy 9 months ago
yeah, slime(dot)cc offers this option
iAmCititzenInsane 2 years ago 2
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florencelabama 2 years ago
I think this feature is yet to come. Anyway, slime cc is going to be awesome :)
florencelabama 2 years ago 2
'the master of slime soccer' thats bullshit! all those are easy!
songer885 2 years ago
dat stupid
Abaysinger 2 years ago
WATCH MY VIDEO SLIME SOCCER
shaywar 2 years ago
Dont tell me you actually play this serious.
SquidTard 2 years ago
lol'd "AROUND tHE WORLD"
saturnv3 2 years ago 2
how did you get no time ?
SnazzyCurson 2 years ago
The time isn't displayed during replays.
SukhiBalboa 2 years ago
your too good at that game
STLredbirds1 2 years ago
THAT FUCKIN SUCKED! GET A LIFE KID
olafur302 2 years ago 2
How to record your playing. I want to show you guys some nice tricks :-)
Likkivi 2 years ago
You fail! lmao!
NeonTiger35 2 years ago
lol AROUND THE WORLD i can do that in real life :)
xoxsexibabii 2 years ago 5
i love how u make every thing seem so hard
boottag 2 years ago
turd
xEGC92x 2 years ago
nice. i just won the world cup 32-3. all u have 2 do is let the computer come, hit the ball, and once it hits the wall, jump
bballgamer123 2 years ago
thats bullshit, slime soccer is the EASIEST SLIME GAME OF ALL!!!
(except for basketball)
and the worst thing is that the AI is way too predictable
wifikid 2 years ago
lol i love it how u make every thing seem so hard
boottag 2 years ago
the songs by roy jones - cant be touched
and yeah thats shit
im the fukn best at slime soccer
im like giftd at it ;D
AddyVidPk 2 years ago
wats the song?
KANAKIS11JACK7 2 years ago
Body Head Bangerz - Can't Be Touched
SukhiBalboa 2 years ago
this sucks i get those shots all the time... 1 star
WasteTimeChasingCake 2 years ago
those moves are dirttttttty dude!
tulanekid 2 years ago
How do you record your slime soccer games?
HardcoreBalla69 2 years ago
Auto Screen Recorder from wisdom-soft.
SukhiBalboa 2 years ago
oooo how much is it or is it free?
HardcoreBalla69 2 years ago
If I can remeber correctly there are two different versions, one is free and the other isn't. I downloaded the free version.
SukhiBalboa 2 years ago
lol the around the world is sick!
Bloodpaddy13 2 years ago 2
HOW SAD
cole2k 2 years ago
Oh, and My favorite is when you hit the ball off the opposing team's wall, then off the bounce jump and hit it in. basically the opposite of the through ball
bobandemmy 2 years ago
Nice goals...then again you're playing against someone who just sits there, not trying.
bobandemmy 2 years ago
youre amazing i wish i could be just like you
gamabuntaisagod 2 years ago
i wish i could play u in real life cuz i know i would win, im pree pro at this =P sukhibalboa i would own u in this game xD but its just da truth
stonerkidproductions 2 years ago
lmaooo a montage on slime soccer?! i didnt think it was true! reaally theres nothing better to do with your life than to make a montage on your TOTALLY FUUUCKING AMAZING SLIME SOCCER SKILLS!
rayeraye07 2 years ago
omfg you fags are talking asif its really soccer or atleast the pathetic loser that posted this is
godlygamer911 2 years ago
Says the pathetic idiot who posted a shitty grenade tag and then deleted it like a little pussy when he realised that it was pure turd and everyone hated him.
SukhiBalboa 2 years ago
And to add to that...don't you think that at age 32 you should really get a life instead of obsessing about World of Warcraft and Halo.
SukhiBalboa 2 years ago
lol im not really 32 im 16 i just put that so i didnt get any petifiles on my case lol
godlygamer911 2 years ago
thats just as sad u fake, ur abwt as real as ya mommas tits! XD sukhibalboa FTW XD (for the winjus so u no)
RNNR2 2 years ago
this song's by some boxer dude idiot
Aruns94 2 years ago
i just charge at who ever is playing with me and the ball rolls over them and into the goal
94harris07 2 years ago
theres 1 that i always use which isnt up there.
put the ball over at your goal and put yourself between them
your oponent will then charge up and try to knock it twice, 1st tap they will hit it onto your head, 2nd tap they will hit it off your head and into the goal without jumping.
after the 1st hit jump forward and watch it fly towards an open goal
this doesnt work all the time and can lead to them scoring against you but after a while it works.
i win the finals by over 30 goals sometimes
Tommywommy1234 2 years ago
I'm sorry, I thought this video was called "Slime Soccer's Greatest Goals", not "Slime Soccer's Cheapest and Most Boring Goals".
SukhiBalboa 2 years ago
your goals arent anything special ive tried them all and mastered them all within 2 or 3 tries each. Anyone who is decent can do them you aint no slime soccer pro.
Tommywommy1234 2 years ago
I sense a little jealousy here! You may say i'm no pro, but i know for a fact I would smash your retarded ass at slime soccer - in fact i'd make you cry yourself to sleep like the stupid little two year old you are.
SukhiBalboa 2 years ago
THAT´S EASY BUT NOT THE LAST ONE
erlasoley 2 years ago
geen leven
orhanvonk 2 years ago
haha nice moves, ive tried some out in english class and they're awesome
only thing... 2 fps :O
a7xbeacon 2 years ago
Nice tricks! Now I can use em in class xD By the way I loved to move on 2:00
dark999storm 3 years ago 4
Great goals. The easiest way that I score is at the kick-off - just let him roll it about halfway up your slimy body, then jump. Instant goal ;]
MasterUndefined 3 years ago
Man that was some sick up skillz man, ur so Fakin cool man ma ni99a , BRAP
alocusthead 3 years ago
EPIC
PSYClonePaintball 3 years ago 3
No Prob
muumimamma96 3 years ago
too bad you cant play over the internet cause id like to take you on. you'd lose :P. jk. but not really.
sgtpepper14 3 years ago
Nice! u r the best player i've ever seen and i love the last trick :D
muumimamma96 3 years ago
Thanks
SukhiBalboa 3 years ago
Oooooohhhh Sukhi Balboa... What.. a.. player!!
mvpjaz1 3 years ago 3
yes sukhi!
cheers for the mention matey!
rate the round the world
:D
tarn26 3 years ago 2
The last one is nothing really. That happens to me alot. :P
Hellzchilds 3 years ago
you just wrote the book on skill for slime soccer
JakeyThomas08 3 years ago 3
oh dear, sukhi benn v eubank is on tonight at 10 on espn
xEGC92x 3 years ago