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  • Miley Cyrus Lookalike - 0:07

  • when i saw this video i jizzed in my pants

  • so these girls tryna showdown on The Lonely Island? no chance...

  • Half the comments are just these people having arguments that don't even make sense. They're just over reacting. Pointless argument, there's no need to continue.

  • Was this supposed to be funny? Coz if so, they fucked up and missed the whole point of Jizz in my pants bad.

  • CREDITS:

    Created by Pantless Knights

    Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia

    Camera by Peter Furia

    Lyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia

    Beat by Ranidu

    Starring Michelle Nunes & Kate Siegel ^---Men producing and making this video, These women just starred in it.

  • yoga dude is hilarious lol

  • the one in yoga is a 10 except for the gank toe

  • 20,000 people jizzed in their pants.

  • Could not have been worse. Where's the humour? I mean, the original humour?

  • And I JIZZED in my paants, after I watched this video oh yeah and I Jizzzed in my pants..

  • Why didn't they say "nonchalant looking at my ass" instead of "chest"? It would have rhymed :P

  • @Crystal2193 Cause most guys in yoga would behind looking. Unless they're facing you.

  • person below me is a fuckin loserrrrrrrrr

  • Like if 0:50 charlie day made this video better

  • I don't care if she puked in her mouth, I'd still let her suck me dry

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  • "Why are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chest"

    Made me lol

  • And you noticed, All of these comments are from MEN?

  • I get embarrassed when women try to be funny.

  • I don't like this...

  • @mdog1912 It was the ring finger........... Smh

  • This is why you don't parody a parody.

  • Did anyone else see that she flicked him off with the wrong finger?

  • @mdog1912 To show the wedding ring..

  • It was a really nice idea and nicely executed with the filming and all. But the singing felt kinda... meh. However, these kinds of songs doesn't really need amazing singing, so i don't get what all the fuzz and hate are all about.

  • meh, attention whores butchering a song what's new?

  • The reason you hate the original song is because you're not wearing pants!

  • well u girls look god, but what exactly is the massage in this? r u against jizz in my pants??

    if that is so, remind urself that they r joking around.. :)

  • @eightsable The author(s) of this song are joking around too :p

  • FORGET A RUBBER YOU SHOULD GO GET A VASECTOMY!

  • ok!.........is it just me or does that perv from the yoga class look scarily similar to ian hecox! :O smosh anyone....

  • this song sucks and its not original on top of that. The lonely island stuff is 100x better

  • I don't like it, at all.

  • This is so much better than the original xD

  • @Vaiorah your fucking retarded

  • no. just no.

  • this hurt my feeling

  • haha i think someone is deffdently pregnant if there puking at everything

  • dumb ass bitches get on your fuck,n knees so I can cum on your face and shit down your back

  • @TheSmf4u the second part of that is just disturbing, show some respect

  • hmm, not AS funny as jizz in my pants. you guys need more funny excuses to puke in ur mouth.

  • lol this is awesome 

  • OMG, very nice !! xDD

  • shes hot the first one that is lol

  • @hakerforlife Google search Michelle Nunes then lol

  • These chicks are a bunch of queerbait masterbating hairy vagina clitorises

  • @bmwvids bet u couldnt do better

  • Is pube perm man Morgan from Chuck?.

  • jizz in my pants was way better

  • i i thought of things that might be funny to say and spent the whole vid trying to decide...so ill write both

    1:i watched jizz in my pants like a dozen times and managed to never click on this, damn i used to b smarter

    2: guess what the groom did when they kissed at their wedding? puked in her mouth

  • THEY TRIED THEY FAILED EPICLY

  • NEVER

  • GAY HOMO

  • NOT FUNNY

    

  • this IS FUCKING SHIT JIZZ IN MY PANTS WAS LEGEND- WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT I HOPE YOU NOT LACTOSE INTOLERANT -DARY YOU SHOULD BE AHSAMED OF YOURSELVED FUCKING BITCH CUNT FACE DIE IN HELL FUCKER

    I HOPE YOU DIE

  • @bmwvids UMAD BRO?

  • This is bull shit! Jizz in my pants is a great video. its ment to be funny. This is just down right WRONG!!!!

  • @TheEPICmincraftian23 Maybe cause this video is true?

  • i dont know if i like it or i dont like it

  • sexy is juat not... funny.

  • bitch please!

  • im not being funny lonely island is so much funnier then this shit i mean they made a film after all

  • Hmmm I feel sorry for these girls no where near as good as the real one

  • these bitches gotta be pregnant

  • Unlike the other Loney Island responses this one is actually funny and well done. A+++ would puke again.

  • ... I'm not here to flirt

    at a club

    wat

  • @pistachialamenta You mean there are other things to do at a club? Like dancing with friends? WHAT?

    Mind blown.

  • Honestly i''m a dude and liked it. Not the exact same amount as the original but it is good. And guys, quit insulting yourselves. They are referring to perv men and by suggesting men in general you are saying all men are pervs. Your'e setting yourself up for humiliation. Talk civilly and prove you can have a real discussion. Insulting women might be why you've never had one.

  • @DevinEDB same i liked it to and i boy

  • The only funny thing is that most of the comments are saying that they're hot, nothing about the humour they're trying to convey.

  • They're fucking hot. Especially the one who flashes the ring the first time

  • they are sooo hooooooooooot

  • i muted it and then watched then i jizzed in my pants

  • brilliant!

  • If you puke everyday.....then you have morning sickness and are pregnant...

  • i think is absolutely a funny video....eventhough is a parody, is so creative.

  • Combine the two... "Jizz In My Mouth".

    .... I'd pay to see that

  • @tetrisacidbath or puke in my pants.... oh god, what have I done

  • @tetrisacidbath Well, it's certainly better than "Puke in My Pants."

  • @Izzy41630 Meh, there'll be somebody who's into that

  • @tetrisacidbath or Puke in my pants

  • @tetrisacidbath watch?v=HEuaVDq1dp4 now give me some money

  • @a3anovich watch?v=lgoXUzIwXk0

  • @tetrisacidbath Very strong. Very strong, indeed!

  • Who keeps bananas in the fridge?!

  • I swear if these girls went out with the lonely island it would be the most hilarious couples ever XD

  • You girls are so HOOOOOOOOOOT!

  • Uhhh.

  • It's so rare to find girls that are funny.

  • Those girls are effing hot

    

  • I love this. I love it so much.. :')

  • puking that much might indicate pregnancy..

  • This is a great way for me to end my night!!! lmfao!!

  • Exact same thung just changed yhe wirds

  • @theking1356 You are the most observant person in the world.

  • @theking1356 dumbass

  • Haters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • what the fuck is this shit? jizz in my pants is better than this "song" fuck you

  • @JavierOleski Yea its better but why are you little ''NooB'' Need to talk as one on 9... oh wait you are 9!! -.-

  • @JavierOleski it's a parody from a girl's point of view? I fyou were a girl, You would understand, But you're probably one of THOSE men who grind up on strange women. Making them sick.

  • I saw this video, and I jizzed in my pants :))))

  • I wish when girls gave a sexual comeback it would be more funny/witty than just saying all guys are perves..that joke is sooo old ladies!!! get some new material already!!! jeez nowonder there arnt many good female comedians!!!

  • Ps; and i would be glad if any witty females would provide some good comedy to redeems theses girls!!

  • If J.I.M.P. made ALL women THIS unconfortable, good job, ladies.

    If, on the other, more likely hand, only a few women were disgusted by JIMP, then this video shows how disgusting, and next level, women can take a joke.

    Kudos to you, women. Classy way to make a point.

  • I LOVE THIS!

  • Who thought this would be funny?

  • @Schatterlol Women, And not men who can't see they're creepy and disgusting grinding up against a woman.

  • I like it cause it's true. creepy men try to hit on girls and rub up against them when it makes them feel uncomfortable. and makes them wanna puke.

  • This is god awful.

  • all these girls in this video are just preganant and they dont even know it.

  • @jamesryan099 And you just have apole up your ass, and you don't even know it.

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  • you people are frauds how could you enjoy this puke

  • @bigshit234 it's called a PARODY, it's from a girl's point of view?

  • lol

  • I'm still aghast @ how far off the edge these dykes R. They actually thing it's funny 2 act like cok makes them wanna' puke. That's like a guy saying pussy disgusts them, or boobs offend them - or some INSANE FAG krap like that.

    These R not women. They're FAGS.

  • @HornSpeakersSuk great spelling for a little kid. One it's a joke. And what girk would want a sex crazed guy trying to rub up on them? It's sickening, And btw. A Dyke is a girl who looks like a man. And these "dykes" sure look like women.

  • @AliceInHeartKingdom Hey you're right. My use of shorthand & slang magicallychanges the fact that the women in this video H8 men, H8 cok, H8 motherhood, family, & kids, & think sex with men is 'disgusting', so much so that they would rather puke. U R so fukin' right - because if I say this fact with some slang, it magically changes the fact these girls R lezzie trash man-hating scumbag chlorine whore chicken clowns =)

    Now tell us about your Obama shrine, U freak.

  • @HornSpeakersSuk I'm a freak? When I live in germany? nnot america? And WHy like someone you don't know grind against you? Trying to cop a feel? I would hate it too. I don't want some stranger touching me. And slut because they're pretty doesn't mean they're whores? I know alot of fat ugly women who are whores. So, Gain some logic, Gain some common sense, And try to develop some chromosome.

  • @AliceInHeartKingdom The women in this video R lesbians, H8 cok, H8 men, H8 sex, etc, just like U - another suicider FREAK. Y not just cut the krap & tell us about your Obama shrine or something =)

  • @HornSpeakersSuk Hey fucker, when you go up grinding on some girl who doesn't even know you, she has the fucking right to think it's disgusting. Your dick shouldn't be rubbing against her unless she WANTS it to. Fucking moron. Not all girls are sluts who don't mind fifty crotches banging against her, that's basically dance rape.

  • Another man-hating bag of $hit who purposely goes out 2 meat markets 2 reject men thinking it elevates her dyke man-hating chlorine hag azz. How pathetic. Yeah - @ a dance club, on the floor -but 'not here 2 flirt'. Give me a break - what a lez.

  • @HornSpeakersSuk Dude, Just, Seriously? You're probably some fat fuck who can't even get a girl like that. You're probably one of them ones who GRIND up against a girl making her sick. No one wants a damn pervert with a disgusting penis grinding up against them, Would you like it if I fat disgusting smelly girl grinds up against you? I didn't think so. What are you? you hate women? You hate Vagina? What you ? a fag?

  • @AliceInHeartKingdom I C U typing a bunch of words, but all U R saying is "MEN SUK!" Go on with your gay bull$hit, clown. These women in this video R man-haters. While the 'jizz in my pants' song is a funny comedy about LIKING women, this is an insult 2 men up, down, & sideways Now hurry along & waste your $ on some fake chlorine hair plastic chest hag like this video & enjoy your divorce court or whatever, clown.

  • @HornSpeakersSuk And do you know, You're talking to a 16 year old girl?

  • @AliceInHeartKingdom Your insulting young people doesn't change the fact that U R an anti-family, anti-male, suicidal bag of krap who thinks it's 'cool' & 'clever' 2 pretend men are worthless bags of $hit who's reproductive organs R purely disgusting. Go on - tell us how U fear cok & think it's so gross U have 2 puke merely @ the thought of it, like the DYKE GARBAGE in this 'video'. Tell us about your Obama shrine while U R @ it, fag.

  • @HornSpeakersSuk You had a reasonably good argument until the whole "Obama shrine" thing. What was that about?

  • @Foxglurves Go on with your endless troll vomit I never bother reading (literally). WTF does it matter WTF U ever say? U don't mean a word. U R just lonely & bored & retarded & so pathetic that U actually believe contradicting obvious, verifiable fact, such as the fact the makers of this video & the women in it hate men & R homosexuals & suiciders. Go on - pretend that insulting men is 'progressive' & hating cok is 'trendy' & sex with men is a horrible fate 2 B avoided... bla bla

  • @HornSpeakersSuk Wow, Age 28, An insulting a 16 year old? Good job. You're world's number one prick right now.

  • @HornSpeakersSuk Btw, I live in Germany, No where near America?

  • @AliceInHeartKingdom U R a homosexual, who hates men. U act as if being in Germany magically changes your absurd praise toward these man-hating bags of krap in this video.

  • @HornSpeakersSuk I'm 16. You retard. Gla dyou have nothing better to do than insult women. You apparently hate women, Are are you a fag? Tell us about you fag shrine.

  • Why did she go to the club if she was married?? Last time I checked the club was for single people who want to get drunk and have a one-night stands...

  • @MeUnicornsLove Last time I checked this was a video -.-

  • @Killoper5 Duh its a video :|

  • @MeUnicornsLove the ring is fake ms.taken is a ring for girls to wear when creepy guys try to hit on them they can take it off they aren't even really married..the rings are for sale

  • @MeUnicornsLove Actually, That's only you. People go to a club to have fun and dance. not every person wants to drink their sad life away or get fucked by a creepy guy.

  • @AliceInHeartKingdom I didn't ask for your (or anybody elses) opinion but ok...

  • horrible video. 

  • bytches

  • That was awesome, ur hot

  • The Lonely Island version is better, but this isn't much worse. It's actually pretty good.

  • anyone else think the girl at 0:51 looks like angelina jolie???

  • people on youtube need to stop being so sesitive wow lonley island makes a video about guy jizzing in there pants ITS SOPOSED TO BE FUNNY MsTaken SO FUKIN ANNOYING

  • LIKE A SECRETARY

  • shes fit

  • ur hot

  • 1:34 she farted..

  • Why do they have puke in there mouth and are at a club? Must be their guys that failed big time... I have a chain to my girl linked to the oven...

  • i loved it. it was really cute

  • I usually puke in my mouth when chicks who aren't funny at all queef in the tub.

  • Not bad.

  • :0 00:04 AAAAHHH!

  • Another proof of why men are better than women

  • The Lonely Island ftw!

  • i love it!

    

  • you only got a wedding ring, if missing that engagement ring. im coming for ya

  • fuck .l.

  • This is actually pretty good.

  • Women aren't funny. Don't try

  • Oh and by the way, all the women who liked this video are probably lesbians. So it makes sense.

  • @210p1us210equa1s420

    DON'T LOOK AT ME! I didn't thumbs this up! lol

  • This is one of those songs that lowers a males self esteem which will ultimately lead them to becoming gay because they believe they will not be able to talk to any female without a negative response being the first thing coming from their mouth. I give this song a thumbs down.

  • A better girl response for "Jizz In My Pants" would be "Jizz On My Face"...

  • @LevLesovoy Yes the one that's forever alone.

  • The girl in the white. Her voice is a lil creppy):

  • now i have .... SHIT IN MY EARS!!!!

  • I wish I could blow ppl who makes lame videos brains out

  • Boulimia?

  • i believe they are pregnant... just saying!

  • females such at sppofs, females suck, literally.

  • the comment with 104 people likes most definately are the 100 or so douchbeags whom got ditched in the club, personally id be quite pissed off too if i had some prick with a hard on hit on me ;) cheers bubz lmao sick night bitches

  • this version is sick

  • it's just like when eminem comes up with slim shaddy and everyone went nuts and then a lady had to come up with a female version to dis him and it sucked!

  • No that was pretty lame. This is not a response to Lonely Island's terrific song and video. This is a mean spirited rip-off directed towards women who think they are too good for the average guy.

  • That was pretty awesome

  • Like the song..