How To Make Enemies

[MsMulticlubpenguin]

step 1: Punch someone in the stomach hard

Step 2: You Got ya self an enemy!

[xAiiRPLANES]

Oh Howcast, I can always count on you to be extremely sarcastic.

[PwnLord1]

...

is this a joke?

[bunnbaby]

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[MiamisDog]

Step 1: Fuck their Girlfriends

[pattyb2ooo]

1: take a crap in their car

 did you know they dont like crap in their cars

[JannaJama]

1. punch them in the face.

done!

did you know that friends can be enemies?

[SquirrelINSANITY]

Be Justin Bieber....

[Knuckles194]

at 0:19 i have that tie

[Klexyaful]

How to be killed :(

[kerorogunso1997]

step one:have sex with thire mom

step two:brag about it

did you know masterbating weakens your arms and dick and makes you sweat alot.

[PykohYT]

Be "that guy". You know who I'm talking about.

[SuicidalWolfi]

1. Piss on Them.

Did you know: Hippo milk is pink (fact)

[Marcohazard]

Step 1: Find a Jewish people

Step 2: Yell "HEIL HITLER!!"

[MrKungfucarrot123]

This video should be called 'How To Become an Antagonizing Bastard'.

[geckoboy222]

Step 1: Pull a gun on your coworkers,boss, or friend

Step 2: pull trigger

[Draca101]

i didn't know that howcast used curse words. after all, they did a whole video on how to stop swearing. right?

[jordan4ever100]

could those videos be any more random...=/

[PingByter]

Coming up next: How to not get enemies

[OnceThereWasMusic]

God, Howcast, you're such fucking idiots.

[finster796]

Step 1: Hit random guy on the street.

Step 2: Profit!

[jhcotelo]

Should have called the video;

How to be a douchebag.

[aquaguy34]

39 people have friends...wait what?

[mike125306]

step 1 if u r a dude fuck your pals wife step 2 if u r a girl give your frends man a lap dance

[davenator3]

Superdeath that is the French word for showerbag

[Marcohazard]

Step 1: Yell "HEIL HITLER!!"

[sprcrzy]

Step 1: Be a dick.

Repeat.

Done.

[hackmaster2012]

HOW TO GET FRIENDS DO THE OPOSITE

[Superdeath25]

Step 1

BE a douchebag to everyone

[lopeza121212]

step1: listen to Justin Bieber.

It works !!!

[zsolti1001]

step 1: get on youtube.

[qualifa]

Thanks for the advice! I'll this out on my friends.

[MrOMGASDFWTF]

Hacked like Playstation Network

[TheAndron55]

step 1: punch people

step 2: say you had sexual realtions with their mothers

step 3: laugh at them

[alexgao814]

step 1 be annoying as fuck

step 2 steal everything

step 3 hit on other peoples girlfriends

step 4 be cocky as fuck

your done

[JuliusIsMe]

Howcast got hacked.

[nickbhalo]

This is just for me!

[jasongoesBOOM]

step1. be a dick

step 2. repeat step 1

[XTurtles9788x]

1.Sing "Friday"

2.Sing "Baby"

3.Say you hate all videogame and i love my life better then videogames

/done

[livelobster123]

1. Be yourself.

People will hate you in no time!

[joshua123ldrago]

who the hell wants enemies

[Salien1999]

Step 1:Kick them in the crotch

Step 2:Enjoy!

[ltschriscrucker]

Are you tired of being liked, revied, respected or admired?

THEN GO AND FUCK YOURSELF!

[DaikoZero]

God i know i hate having respect from others

[TheOnlyMrLucky]

The main guy for this would be life's troll

[DontRepYourCity]

Step 1: Be Governor of Texas.

Step 2: Get elected for POTUS twice under 2 rigged elections.

Step 3: Start several wars, boost unemployment, start wire-tapping programs, & create a national debt.

Done! Now you are among the most despised people around. Good for you!

[141014141014]

very EASY STEP 1 GO FUCK YOU SELF YOU SON OF THE BITCH

STEP 2 goto step 1

[xXxXInspireMeXxXx]

Step 1: Be Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus

Step 2: Done

[sevrdx]

@xXxXInspireMeXxXx you forgot Rebecca Black!!!!!!!!!

[MrUnknownPaper]

"You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something.? - Eminem

[RachelJourneyT8]

this so stupid

[Rubycerpas2011]

just do the exact OPPOSITE and you will make friend.  :)

[TheXlcj]

step1:lol fag.



[zestamaster]

step one: go to L.A.

step two wear all blue or red

enjoy!

[WhisperingDeath90]

is this for real? xD why the hell would i want enemies? xD

[wandapearo]

die

[payneterran3]

just stick up the finger

[kenzielovesyou30]

hahhaaa these howcast videos are hilarious, why dont they just make one called "how to breathe" while they're at it...

[MrV3lmu]

Step two: Get killed

[Marcohazard]

Step 1: Go to Germany or Israel

Step 2: Yell "HEIL HITLER!!"

[Marcohazard]

Step 1: find some real gun videos

Step 2: keep spamming COD related comments

Step 3: wait for some offensive replies toward you

Step 4: TROLL!

[shikaz100]

HAHAHAHA He said the "S" word 2 times!...XD

[bjksansav]

step 1:punch him in his face

[TrulyEpicGaming]

OMG PRESS 4 REALLY FAST XD

[NeonRockstars]

I like the song

[arnott360]

step one be a douche bag

[ShadowPendragon]

O.o Srep 1:beat them up

[unholysanta]

he he just did what he told me

[kevinc1001]

This can't be real? I mean who the fuck wants enemies?

[Marcohazard]

@kevinc1001 Chuck Norris

[kevinc1001]

@Marcohazard LOL

[coolkingbol]

@kevinc1001 someone who think life is boring like me

[kevinc1001]

@coolkingbol Got a point there.

[coolkingbol]

@kevinc1001 but why in the world would someone that people like,admire want to make his own friends enemies? if he wants enemies get'em! but why make ur own friends ur enemy?

[coolkingbol]

@kevinc1001 but i wouldn't want to do what that dudes sayin

[kevinc1001]

@coolkingbol Smart Man lol.

[fatsonic100]

@kevinc1001 RIGHT

[York20165]

@kevinc1001 me...

[coolh30music123]

@kevinc1001 me actually i find it funny

[DarkmasterSeshi]

@kevinc1001 me xD

[SolarRevolutionRocks]

The guy at 0:52 looks like Hitler...

[TheKoopatroopa31]

Step 1 go to las vegas

Step 2 bet 1,000,000,000 dollars

Step 3 win

[WowFrits]

Step 1: Be a ginger, fat gingers will have a higher success rate.

[oldyoyograndma]

"spice things up by making a mortal enemies" HAHAHAHAHAH

[MintChocolateCow]

why would anyone want to make ENEMIES?!

[Funnerism]

Step 1 : Call Eminem gay.

[runehq521]

Step one: CALL THEM A FUCKING ASSHOLE XDDD

[bluespeed8]

you will need:a cursor

and a diffrent video

optional: SANITY

[Nikkisinger1]

I came here because I have no enemies :(

[imthetank3]

get a good job, get good clothes, get a good salary, show it off and call them haters.

[CnDCustoms]

this should be a parody

[hou12396]

Step 1 sign the song friday to no end

[setoVSyugi]

yay im on people *bleep* list and im a *bleep*shit

[Itheanonymous]

How to make enemies? Who the hell wants that?

[RubyRedSmashball]

Step 1 Sing Friday in front of someone.

Done.

[656LEGOGUY]

step ONE KICK THEIR BALLS

[AsparagusMonster]

Hahaha, always so sarcastic.

[PalomaThePirate]

Did Obama watch this video?

[AmyChristinaMUSIC]

Step 1 - be a fucking bitch. -_-

[nijifiji2009]

WHY the fuck would you not want people to like you -__________-

#FAIL

[hunterdang1]

at 1:04 he says its the 21st century but look at the date this video was uploaded

[iBurryful]

@hunterdang1 ... It is the 21st Century..

[DaveWreckingCrew]

This one had the potential to be so much funnier. Too bad is was wasted on cubicle f****s.

[SkittleE275]

So I haven't been making friends this whole time?

[thenoseyrosie]

I have a feeling howcast ran out of ideas

[TheNightsMoon]

Dear HowCast, Pick a different song for this video.

Thanks.

[Randomman5634]

@JustinBieber4Luv1 Then you're a stupid manipulative tween.

Get a better taste in music.

[IOUthelove]

@ 1:26 he walks out of the tree. He is so magical.

[Itinkled]

@JustinBieber4Luv1 lmao dude its just a joke... chill.

[MissBreBre3000]

wtf

[mkidkap123]

SEXUAL PREDATOR LOL!

[syclonekiller223]

Step 1 : Stand up and say im a douche and i F*ck your mom

[10kevinle]

OH OH

[freakingrandom12345]

The sexual predator thing is what got me!

[RizeMeteor]

Its Easier Said Then Done...

[Zyphes]

This is the one thing I don't need help with!

[TheDemarionash199597]

lol

[duffer108]

1:12 kobe bryant?

[thatsnazzyappleguy]

@duffer108 not all nigros are kobe... you dip shit

[Sayhitojapan]

get a new computer

[DraggingDogButtFilms]

this guy is a f**king scosiopath.

[Munch48]

this should be renamed how to get the shit beat out of you

[jamesuoxongshaowxx]

Step 1: Fight with them

[thetmandan]

If you wanna make enemies dont do this insult people for no reason.

[allasaad1]

Is like take a gun towads you face and pull the trigga idiots.

[16supercute]

say" I BANGED UR MOTHER BIOTCHHHHHH"

[percytje666]

Dude! Where the fuck did my comment go????? It had like 120 thumbs up.......... :(

[DaleyStarr]

@percytje666 just post it again

[lawliman15]

@percytje666 it still lives, but since there are more 2 top comments, it has to be removed from he top list

Wanna see it again?!?

Goto the page of where it was posted D::D:D:D

[happydance80]

yes i just fucking HATE being respected and liked

[TheBOOTYSWEAT107]

Step 1: tell someone randomly to go fuuk themself.

you have just made an enemy

[TheJediJeep]

The Douch-bag handbook

[RThomasCade]

I pissed myself watching this.

[35ilu]

1:22 Gmail! Alright!

[rocketman5989]

Step 1: either love beaver or kill bieber

[YxtreaM]

Who would rather be hated by everyone then be loved?

[sophietoonful]

I Need Friends!!! I Have Enough Enemies Already!!! <:'L

[Smittyzrx]

YOUR FACE! GODDAMMIT!!!

[bxxch10]

Step 1: Oh wait, this joke is stupid :/

[thegrim450]

step 1. make anemies

step 2. make enemies LIKE A BOSS!

[wartortle55]

ohh

HATERS GONNA HATE!

[L34th3rm4n]

Step 1. Call people fuckers.

[joshmathieu]

Step 1: fuck there mum!

[H8nLof]

lol I did this with my bestfriend XD I told her I was tired of her BS and I didn't want to talk to her anymore, a month later, I sent her a long email listing all the things I hate about her. Yep.. I'm a happy camper :)

[tankkiller365]

step 1: Kick them in the balls

step 2: Piss on their face 

[ItsameWeegee1]

Step 1 become a Justin Bieber Fan

[NeonStarr96]

@ItsameWeegee1 Correction an *obsessive Bieber fan. People love me and I'm a fan but I know this girl who is like REALLY SCARY obsessed with him and...yeahh...

[boltonhero1]

@ItsameWeegee1 i like him and i have no enemies

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

@ItsameWeegee1 that doesn't make sense...

[kalukalu3322]

@KaylaLoveYaLucas exhibit A

[rocketman5989]

@ItsameWeegee1 step 2, go fuck yourself

[PeanutRaper]

who the fuck wants enemies

[MONKYONASTICKINC]

it's the 21st century and this office is still using computers from the 1990's

[dandeadly3]

@TheHeyman47 I'm not sure I want to.

[fdsfsdfdsfdtrr]

step 1: talk up to some eating icecream.

step 2: smack it and run

step 3: repeat when they buy another one.

[Superkoolzie]

is this a joke?

[MikeDa1Da]

The title should be: How to be a troll

[spanishax]

I love the fact that Howcast shows us good, useful, everyday tips, as well as funny, joke how-tos. lol

[potctk]

@FBfan477 noob? LOL looking at your picture on your channel, your just a little kid playing too much black ops, and thinks just cause there playing as a solder there some big bad marine...danm i hate those gamer kids

[potctk]

@FBfan477 NO PROBLEM BUDDY!!! :D -umm.. i mean FUCK YOU

[potctk]

@FBfan477 wow, your an ass, ima spam you

- make enemmys *

- make jekpack

- get wolf

- waste oil *

[potctk]

@FBfan477 oh thats great!!! :D so should we block each other or spam? and by italian, i just ment the mafia, it was a joke the whole ting

[Xrosder]

step 1: play mw2

step 2: use a noobtube

step 3: done

[potctk]

@FBfan477 davy jones, justin beiber, niko from GTA, dragovoch from black ops, gangsters, italians, french ( who dont fight them them selfs ) , you if u dont like your girl friend, noob tubers, boosters, hackers, the joker fro bat man, zombies, venom from spider man, the kraken, satan, demons, and lots of other bad guys like black beard

[crystalroy]

next on howcast : how to get yourself killed 

[mrgameandmusic]

as a student, make enemies by tossing ur backpack on their neck. i pissed off a girl doing that. its pretty funny if ya ask me

[chainedblood2112]

step1: say i fuck your mom (actually fucking their mom is optional)

step2:push them

step3: take shit on there lawn or desk

[32CoolestDude]

STEP 1: KICK SOMEONE IN THE NUTS

STEP 2: KICK SOMEONE IN THE BALLS

STEP 3: SING 'TROLOLO"

STEP 4: PLAY KUNG FUU PANDA

STEP 5: RUN FOR UR LIVES

[7tosin]

i think was supposed to be a HUGE joke not a something you should tak seriously.

this is pretty funny!

XD

[legosonic1]

step 1 :slap someone in the face

[ErikGunshot]

I like enemies >:)

[digitalbaby93]

Next up: How to get shot