Family Guy - How Quagmire Says No...

[MindSeeR666]

I so wish you could do this in real LIFE LOL!1

[SageDivinity]

Someone call the witch doctor I think hes posessed.

[123BabyVal]

MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD!!

[GilgameshMafoo]

Who else but Quagmire!?

[PivotDBZdude]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAWL! xD

[CyRChuck]

where is 0:17 ?

[blob440]

@CyRChuck it got lost somewhere within the inch-long gap between your ass and George Bush's penis.

[10litai]

must learn this and show door knocking mormons

[Thepolarfish]

press 4 thats wut justin bieber and usher have

[fifastreetwork21]

ohhh im so trying that

[12HardStyleLover12]

I teached it and use it everyday with my dad

[SuperJoeysweet]

Rotflmfao

[iHumpChu101]

Did anyone notice his small boner at 0:16?

[MonsterLago]

@iHumpChu101 LOL

[fadedwraith1]

@iHumpChu101 And you would notice...

[StanNLMinecraft]

Press 8 then 9 lol thats funny

[MegaFLAMEWAR]

hit 9 to see quagmire hump brian

[Omg3rofl]

WTF???????????????????????gigg­ity giggity

[theKGB1000]

Hooray for sexual deviancy

[TheAlien659]

press 3 and 4

[puredruid]

What he does when he slams the door defies physics

[slash3444]

press 1 then 9 to get concept of vid like

[fdxdx2]

What happen to 0:17 ? oO

[SnelSander1]

Okay like that way

[rexmontana407]

*slams door*

[ByVxIJa]

Press and hold 9.

[D0n414]

quagmire hates brian

[TheManOfJenga]

It's how I say no

[cb074cb]

pres 1 then 8

[mw3king100]

how the hell does he change positions so fast?

[foxsux6000]

@mw3king100 aids.

[MichaelDominguesTv]

OOH E OOH AH AH TING TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG OOH E OOH AH AH TILA TILA TILA WANA BING BANG!

[DanCro09]

...What just happened?

[TrickLyss]

I gotta try this when someone asks me a question on my doorstep...

[thepersonfromurmom]

I can do that , I just need weed

[Mentos55rus]

OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TING WALL WALLA BING BANG

[teniser88]

@Mentos55rus ting tang ;)))

[TheTrampolineMen]

R.I.P the old Quagmire

now we have the new serious one...

[innerkalani]

You guys are so blind.. his hand closes the door, he grabs the door knob with his hand and closes the door -_- smh. 0:16 - 0:18 pay close attention to his right arm.

[TheMrg193]

o.o quagmire shut the door threw himself =_= what just happened? did we achieve danny phantom mode? +50 Achievement Unlocked: Achieving

[GhostPlanetFilms]

I like Quagmire like this more than as an aggressive jackass.

[trigun989]

lol pause it at 0:17 you can see he has a boner and its in his chin.

[zz0mfgz]

@trigun989 But.... but... there is no 0:17!

[IGotHumor]

oochi ohaa dududud bola bola bang bang! xd

[MegaSean45]

Who else but Quagmire? ;)

[XxSenorBanoxX]

Even though quagmires dad is gay...

[Vampirepsy]

press 4 then 6

[TailsmoX]

☞( ¯ヮ¯ )☞ Who else but Quagmireeeeeee~

[gardarthor11]

Quagmire is Quagmire

[madaboutmarceline]

@halo3man555 he probably does suck his own dick

[halo3man555]

At 0:16 he looked like he was trying to suck his own dick.

[barlarg]

ladies and gentlemen, we now know how to avoid solicitors XD

[NinjaBanana007]

disliked this video cuz your a gay cunt whose asking for likes...

[Torytheman]

Witchdoctor, give us the magic words!

[TheMrmiku96]

Press 6 for giggity giggity giggity giggity

[RazzmatzzerGaming]

I love this one :p

[Naga1877]

It's not digests its a real song Jesus

[114Freesoul]

WALLA-WALLA-BING-BANG!

[ladykillaisme]

LOL

[zulli1965]

Love how he went back inside!!! XDDD

[thegamer0915]

if i see someone that does what quagmire did i will live my life

[TailsMilesPrower99]

XDDDDD

[thatguyDFAF]

I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU!

[sparkkin3]

dat is ook een manier

[Guhnmaster]

I wanna learn how to do this SO BAD!

[adjam1991]

@Guhnmaster we all do

[barryh97]

even from quagmire i wasn't expecting this haha

[xXashndudeXx]

i was gonna masturbate over this, but i could not stop fucking laughing!

[bxxx9]

I remember that song from the rugrats..

[cypherus15]

translation: "im gay"

[wowthersnonamesleft]

@cypherus15 actually brians trying to get gay marriege re legalized and quagmire pretty much said i like it straight better

[thecamorraboss]

how to say NO like a BAWS!!!

[infectedzombie999]

press 6 for giggity madness

[linuslillen01]

You know, maybye "Family Guy" would be great as a Sketchshow instead, like "The Wedge".

[Loki5Thousand]

this before Quagmire hated Brian

[53DF]

quagmire is a pro troll :D

[mrclaus101]

wtf??? what did i watch =)

[Lrdvltr]

LMAO!!!!!!

[tman8811]

hahahahahahahahahhahaha

[HardcoreColossus]

WTF????

[TheToxicDookie]

0:10

[AloisAgos]

Thumbs up if you can't stop fingering the 6 key.

[gourleycoinsDOTcom]

@AloisAgos This is the only fingering I am doing and it is all for you. ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

[john54421]

@gourleycoinsDOTcom how do u make dat homie g!

[gourleycoinsDOTcom]

@john54421 copy and paste

[Squak77]

at his last pose how could he go inside his house like that?!?!



[g4mingn0r]

0:09 here

[PeanutButter8D]

This is the best family guy clip that I've seen along with him as jack the ripper......-foot steps- giggidy

[SoulBern01]

o_O..... Epic Quagmire is Epic.

[marcus10629]

i wish i can do that in real life

[marcus10629]

ohhh eee oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang oh ee oh ah ah ting tang wana bing bang

[RandigzebraAB]

a walla bing bang

[Yimitrix63]

watch the 0:14

[marcus10629]

what happen there



[Yimitrix63]

@marcus10629 the Quagmire head, look at

[xswjokerfan]

ok... whats he addicted too... where can i get it

[Last555555555]

most entertaining no i have ever seen

[samsherberts]

that's the nicest "screw you" anyone has ever given to another person

[Halo1138]

@samsherberts No pun intended considering the subject matter.

[MichealCarrr]

@samsherberts agreed

[FabreezyHD]

How did he close the door moving backwards with his head in his ass?

[SuperMissile]

@FabreezyHD Magic. *snort snort*

[SenariXarn]

@FabreezyHD By using his hand, apparently.

[Emanresu2206]

@FabreezyHD mabey its because its a cartoon dumbass

[djphoenixproductions]

@FabreezyHD well, eh, well ya see.....life. found. a.way

[codzombieownerz]

@FabreezyHD I wonder how be moved too! XD

[jayjammie]

my ringtone ladies and gentlemen

[grandchasekazeazepet]

im like quagmire in school

i like to say giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy :D

[2345Pikachu]

@grandchasekazeazepet XD Me too :D

[Game2012Master]

keep pressing 6 for endless giggity

[Game2012Master]

press some numbers to mix his dance

[JTKatz07]

Was this a Rugrats reference?

[chiakihagiwara]

the voice actor for quagmire is a genius

[MegaBLARP]

a simple no would have sufficed... oh who am i kidding, NO IT WOULD NOT HAVE!!

[wjddud1009]

lol when u press 7 he says ting tang and it sounds very asian xDD

[JkebabTNG]

Giggity at 00:10

[sssiwel]

The title made this video so much funnier XD

[marryson123]

boner to his own chin at on the last move.

[MysteriusDarkFigure]

thats my dad at the circus :D

[dragom2009]

HAHAHAHA

[armorgamsees]

Quagmire singing witch doctor...*shrugs* it was bound to happen someday

[DayzenB808]

if u press numbers 6,7, and 8 u can make ur own remix(just don't press it at the same time, do it one by one randomly)

[THERiffRandell]

LOL!

[shadyboy969]

my reaction to sopa

[TheTrueMusic95]

@shadyboy969 You danced around in awkward positions and sang about penis?

[shadyboy969]

@TheTrueMusic95 yes i did .. you cant judge me 

[DALEK86]

@shadyboy969 ...That makes no sense. I'm thinking you just mentioned SOPA because it's popular, even though SOPA's long dead.

[shadyboy969]

@DALEK86 pretty much but i wasn't trying to get thumbs tho

[GRE33NTACO]

Advertisements! Y u no disappear before the good part ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[AlexanderIsaacConan]

I'm homophobic and I find this gay...

Wait a minute! That was supposed to be one of those, "I'm insulting and I find this *insert nationality here*" jokes!

[666ManDeath]

@AlexanderIsaacConan

Well then why didn't you just use the one everyone uses?

[luigiandmario2]

If you didn't know, the song is called "Witch Doctor." Thumbs up so people who are high can see.

[derekeano]

Quagmire makes everything on that show funny

[jorgotaci]

press 6...your welcome

[OneTonSackOfFun]

pause at 0:17 quagmire has a boner in his face

[Deltaleader36]

press 8

[xzite4]

Gittegygittegygiggetygiggedygi­ggedy oh ih oaha, ding dang wallawallabign bang, oh ih, ohaha ding dang wallawalla bing bang!

I just found my favorite song...

[RyuKumagoro]

Nice quality ^^

[zigzag11875]

can't you say 'no' like nomal ppl?

[AlchemyDetective]

@zigzag11875 Refer to the above video for your answer. OH!

[Fioponator]

1: press cc

2: transcribe adio

your welcome!

[2012future101]

i can do that here hold my beer

[MusicalAnna101]

LOL I've just been going through family guy vids for the last hour :D

[VictoryFire88]

Lol xp

[Melmonium]

I killed the replay button.

[WeirdAl45231]

I still don't get how, just out of nowhere Quagmire started hating Brian; they seemed to get along for the rest of the series.

hell, Quagmire even let Brian stay with him 4 a while!

[Trunghuynh90]

he got mad skills

[6pakUnited]

Rugrats reference

[MikeyDowson93]

@6pakUnited i think its referencing witch doctor

[robdebekker]

....!

[Haveheart1k]

0:11 free replay button!

[slider4life]

pause at 0:14 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[shyna16]

@slider4life: i never noticed he is a dick lol =]

[BHargoman]

Thumbs up if you watched this more than 10 times in a row

[SuperBobogo]

@BHargoman haha no one liked

[MrMattIntel]

@BHargoman I watched it 11 times XD

[JustaEllsworthHomie]

36 people missing that hole XD XD XD

[TUnit95Brah]

S04 EP25: You may now kiss the guy who recieves

[TDWTFan2222]

What I would give to be able to do that...

[joanollasPN]

The episode when Brian's gay cousin marys a Filipino

[Candymanz69]

LOL

[MrCrystalm8]

press 6 for giggety sub machine gun, 7 for da ting tang and 9 for humping the air then giving oral sex to your self position...

[bayou250s]

pause at 13

[RoadRunnerMusic]

/dead at the way he closed the door in that position

[iPodtouch8258]

Ding dang walla walla bing bang! SLAM! Lol I love Quagmire. I say giggity all the time at school.

[therenspot]

The sudden door slam is what really makes the clip.

[24hrwierd]

Hey s*x doctor! teach us how to say no! ok its ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

[kissysmoocherlover]

oo e o aa ting tang walla walla bing bang

[witchhunter501]

can anyone say new ring tone

[AmberKennedy18]

@uskyler05 Yes I believe he does... 0.o Didn't know the air was such a turn on....