Stupid

[KeoughSchwantiger]

did he just say adoi??

[NoahMusic96]

Did anybody know that that guy had made the picture of God after the picture of Dwight Eisenhower?

[midnaroxmysox25]

Even smiling makes my face ache!

[AdamantSystems]

NO SINGING RUG?!

[ssbrwl]

@AdamantSystems Sore thoart so he used an annotation.

[spottydotty9]

hey! im the great great great grandaughter of dwight d eisenhower

no lie :D

[FenderMetalShredder]

@spottydotty9 Weird, considering that he wasn't President that long ago for you to be six generations ahead of him.

[manx1324]

e pluribus anus

[piwini]

ADOI!



[TyTheRegularMan]

What's a god?

[jeniwhitegirl07]

that is a great smile hehe

[Shmoe101]

I was tempted to give you a thumbs down because you were mean to yourself, But you tricked me into laughing at you. :(

[MariazzZebra]

1:28 and the ending LLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL

[TheFlyinDeam]

Hovering an inch above the rug!

[kate9987]

well Wheezy where i live, there is a place called Grenarda(dont know how to spell it) and its pronounced GRE NAR DAR!

soo u were kinda right about that :P

[Tonaes123]

people are too f***ing jugdemental

[BuzbleBeeh]

Press 3.. O_O WHAT LANGUAGE!? Press 4.. o.o idk...

[ShyTooShy]

I re-watched 1:27-1:29 about five times.

[RememberInsanity]

push 7 over and over

[callen937]

ouch. don't be mean to yourself craig!

[RagingLion]

So good.

[rocker26a]

3:06 I just shit my beard. o-o

[rubysunshine91]

i miss the wheezt waiter is stupid segment.

[MsArtistgirl1]

dear wheezy: did you get that tie shirt from snorg tees?

[TheCerealkiller148]

wait jeepersmedia said that tinyurl leads to swavi.org why did people click the tinyurl links

[AngelikCandi]

Wait God and Jesus are the same person? Since when -_-

[IndependentBlackSoul]

@AngelikCandi ... I really hope you're kidding... It's always funny when Christian's get their own religion wrong though...

[AngelikCandi]

@IndependentBlackSoul yes. i am kidding. :P

[AngelikCandi]

:( no craig you are a GENIUS

[dripdroptiks]

Also, isn't it grounds, not grinds? Lol

[dripdroptiks]

"I had a god once. Little white Maltese. Adorable."

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[ilovefunnyvideos216]

are you familiar with matt koval?

[ronpaulsucketh]

a lot of anger in this one. i was loling the whole time haha

[IHateSchoolPeople]

"what my dumb ass meant to say was.." xD i love u wheezyy <3

[james9408]

thank you for uploading this on my birthday......yes i am a year late.....dont you judge me!!!

[TheMagicGog]

LMAO at 1:28

[MopThatUp]

the man winking at the end of the video looks almost like an asian version of Wheezy... coincidence? or conspiracy...

[bossawsome]

It is actually grounds not grinds or grains

[ThePandaProductions]

2222likes and 22Dislikes, wow...

[ThePandaProductions]

2222likes and 22Dislikes, wow...

[fashionbug312]

i want that shirt.

[123africanboy]

Why do you have idiot pills if you have ashtma?

[F4rl30d]

1:26

LMAO

[QJosephP]

When Ty slides at 2:50, you can hear what sounds like glass breaking.

[R4cjj2]

@QJosephP I think it's his keys

[QJosephP]

@R4cjj2

I think you're right.

[georgewilsonvlogs]

lol 2200 likes, 22 dislikes 100 fold. XD

[damonkies12345]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>=^ l

[NateDin]

*DING*

NooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooO

OOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooOO­OOOooooOoOOOoOOOOOoooOOOo

oooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[damonkies12345]

I was gonna post something along those lines until I saw your comment. Oh, whatever, Imma gonn do it anyway.

[mcmatthewproductions]

My favorite video so far. :)

[DaveySch]

who the heck does that fat ass think he is

[busybeingbla]

@DaveySch Wheezywaiter aka Craig Benzine! Due to his stupidity which he is explaining in this video, his name is about all he is sure of. Stop insulting him, or the beardlovers might get you... pssst you don't want that to happen!

:)

[DaveySch]

@busybeingbla i was talking about the actual fatso whos disrespecting wheezy.

[SherbetStardust]

I love the adoi. It brings me so much joy.

[pipernoswiping]

I am in love with your sarcasm.

[Wotanubis]

GOD JESUS HAS NO BEARD! He is a robot, as seen on engrish.com

[SherbetStardust]

I've been looking for this video for bloomin ages! xDD Just for the line "Grains are the form in which I take my idiot pills. AD'OI!" so much win.

[Naishell1]

click #1:28 again and again pls its so funny !

[Shadoweaver407]

@Naishell1 Fag.

[Naishell1]

@Shadoweaver407 lol?

[ontherush77]

I've never seen Jin from Lost with a beard

[HaydenHatTrick]

haha, this is good :P

[mattC124]

Pause at 1 29

[WorksLikeClockwork]

uhm actually in spanish it's pronounced as you did before, the other pronunciation is terrible.

[glacier2win]

As soon you smiled I just died laughing.

[icsomethingshiny124]

TY ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING FUN!

[Narutofan303]

asian wheezy?

[imphlatround]

haha its weird seeing him smile without hearing the banjo

[Strauskizle]

i thought stupid was stoopid! oh well looks like another segment of "WWIS"

[kalimul]

Banjo face FTW.

[buddhistbozkov]

In God We Trust?

But I'm Atheist.

[lindseysayheyyy]

1:28 :)

[theinternetis]

... wink dude looked like weezy... in china!

[tauwilltriumph]

@theinternetis I thought the exact same thing.

[siefestusSMEAR]

OMG! YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE SHOWN THAT WINK IT SCARED ME OUT OF MY MIND D;

NEXT TIME MAKE IT LESS-SCARED D;

[OBEYtheMUSIKK]

35,000th viewer. Do i get a prize?

[xShadowsaur]

HEY! I'm Maltese . . .

the human

[mhrockstar]

Does Ty the regular guy have his own channel?

[CidMcTab]

@mhrockstar He doesn't actually. (Sorry I know this comment is really old) I asked him if he would get one on Beardmuda, but he said he probably won't because Craig does all the shooting and editing and he doesn't know how to do that stuff.

[TromsoMovies]

40.000th view! :D

[greenphlem]

@TromsoMovies its not even on 40,000 yet dumbass

[InvizionsStudios]

oh my god, you look exactly like that Asiatic looking man!

[turtletarian2]

ur left eye is a lil red and its a lil creepy i noticed it

[sarcasticpool]

@kafre67151 the First Ammendment is Freedom of Speech and Religion, not seperation of Church and State

[MrMonsterAddict]

Whats great is I read Adoi*hits forehead* as you said adoi*hots forehead*

[kafre67151]

People who correct pronunciation need to shut the fuck up. Everybody pronounces words different, and there is no such thing as a wrong pronunciation.

Also, the motto needs to be changed back to e pluribus unum. The entire country, because of the new motto, is going against its own constitution. First Amendment. Separation of church and state. In ***GOD*** We Trust is basically forcing christianity on us, breaking the very laws set up by the Founders.

[InvizionsStudios]

@kafre67151 Judaism also has a god. And Islam...as do all Theistic religions...just my two cents...now I'm broke :(

[kafre67151]

@InvizionsStudios The "God" in the motto is referring to the Christian god.

[kafre67151]

@kafre67151 And, even if it's not just to the Christian god, it's still illegal as fricking hell.  It's still going against the first amendment of the constitution. It's still going against the Establishment act.

[InvizionsStudios]

@kafre67151 yeah, I just feel like putting that up there so you could finish your little blurb, but I agree in full with you on pretty much all fronts.

[Shaythaqueen]

Tell your lisp to knock it off.

[Mer1002]

"a-dooy" I love you. Epic smile at 0:09 <3

[zoneforgamers]

1:29  xDxD

[coletiffany1220]

what a tragedy. asians with beards are so automatically cool!

[TheSickness14]

The Four Beardmen

[spencerman107]

wheezywaiter rockssssssssssssss  ow shirt

[MrTehnaruto444]

E pluribus unum is latin for in god we trust well translated it god we trust

[kafre67151]

@MrTehnaruto444 No, it's not. It translates to Many uniting into one. Also know as The USA's old motto, Out of Many, One.

[Matteratski]

I want more subs :(

[Bgrazier]

woah I was worried Ty might slip. he sure takes more chances these days

[kafre67151]

First off, the motto of the United States NEEDS to be changed back to e pluribis unum. Otherwise, the country is going against the Constitutionss Establishment Act, stating that nothing government can be for or against religion. The very motto of the country is FOR a religion.

[koolkat678910]

@kafre67151 you are so right good for you now take this off youtube and write this for your local congress person!

[jacksturCubstur]

thsmiling hurths my faiths

[Falarmoldovia]

So fun..

[Angel83579]

3:12 you look like my english teacher! :o

[Mk1Md0]

Yokels On Uppers Tasing Unicorns Begets Encephalitis

[NahyanChowdhury]

lol

[littleornointerest]

Are you having homosexual relations with Ty the regular guy?

[littleornointerest]

Chicken

[SiennaElderly]

Regarding the video description: I believe the term you are looking for is "facepalm."

[GoodVibesX]

@SiennaElderly Quite obviously, a facepalm is the action of putting ones hand over their face. He, also quite obviously, is not talking about that.

[olithegreat]

1:28 was brilliant. rofl

[Looneyftw]

no huming noice at the start when you slide in? :(

[tinofpop90]

he is NOT wearing a real tie

[defenceguy18]

1:28 soooooo epic

[SLUSHO94]

i want to be you o.o

[SchmitySoup]

whats disturbing is how much that guy looks like you when he has a beard. well an asian you.

[ftgv1]

Wow chinese weezy waitor!!

[decem10ber]

"In order to be a good comedian you have to kick pomposity in the ass."

Charlie Chaplin

But,that's one thing you are not....stupid.

[watatooku]

It's ok Wheezy, i had a quarter minted in 2006 and the backside read E PLURIBUS UNUM. You win!!

[allstargoplay]

You make me happy Wheezy.

[eliz108]

LOL I love this.

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

where's craiginawig????????

[erne59]

...if I would have googled??? Is that correct? in grammar i mean?

Isn't it "If I had googled?"

I' not a native english speaker but that kind of confuses me.

[psychonauttracks]

@erne59 it makes sense either way

[VaalDjango]

ROFL

[booyahitsasteroidm]

Dude, if wheezy waiter had a unicorn horn, he would be jesus.

[BlueZephyr16]

does any one know how i can send wheezy waiter something? like in the mail?

[mordor6666]

I would like to know that too.

[OriginalJosh01]

lol this is a good youtube channel

[RealPartyBoi]

lols

[Ambioc]

yo homes check out my videos for a laugh

[aliensintheloft]

Distinctly American humour, funny and fast. I'm just starting out , so if anyone fancies an impressions video '100 within 10 mins' please have a ganders - yeah i'm English, so I have a slightly different approach. Hopefully there is room for both types of comedy. LOL

[autoreijer]

1:28

[CalGoneCrazy]

Huduey.

[iTrustHoes]

Best wink video yet xDD

[LilMiss19x]

homer simpson

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

Where's todays video?

[MrDpoling]

OMG That was so funny! And I didn't know that about E. Plur...whatever either

[jayry55]

lol

loved the wink

[williamhobson62]

GREAT SCOT WHEEZY FORGOT THE ANGELIC MUSIC, (wheezywaiter: ADOI *hits forhead*)

[indubitabil]

YOU LOOK LIKE FAT KONGFU PANDA!doiiink!

[magicalcombatboots]

Haha, I didn't notice before that the rug didn't make the noise. That's weird.

[Rob6203]

BEST WINK EVER!

[XdJetSc]

aadoiii! :D

[dharstar]

yeah you tell those jerks

[yorkandpomona]

lol

yeah you made me laugh out loud

but I somehow have this sad feeling that the longer this calling yr self stupid the more it will sink in.... :(

[SexyFace5]

what the hell is this???

[scramer95]

Ty is most definatly not a regular guy.

[karenhamway1970]

CUM C MY AWESOME VIDS & CHAN!

[Deraj44]

damn it. If i could grow a beard and be cool like you, i would... dang you and your incredible facial-hair-growing hormones!

>:(

[jackfordmac]

If you have a friend with a beard you can get them to shave their beard then eat their beard and you will absorb some of the hormones, thats what I am doing now with my friends'

[pak10ucnttrust]

lol u freak

[VvFrankVv]

@jackfordmac that's pretty disgusting..lol

[jackfordmac]

If you like you can try brewing the clippings into a tea.

[Deraj44]

good idea... whats the best way to eat it? Frozen? salted?

[Meximinican]

Lmfaooooo 1:28

[numbersism]

I think I have your notebook

[happyguy20]

dont call yourself bad things, it makes you bad. Always say good things you have and you feel better. also your house its too white and cold. get some easy yellow or easy orange ink in your walls.

[IXcircle]

this is like watching seasame street for adults. ty im just an ordinary guy made it feel more like that than ever.

[fokakmeny89]

you are a fucking creep, die.

[ChronicStudios]

Check out my video response if you wanna laugh

[FerreThoughts]

Even I thought it was still "e pluribus unum."

"In God We Trust" sucks as a motto. :(

[shannie9]

Haha I love you, Wheezy! Everybody goofs it up every now and then. Your infinite amounts of clever make up for any silly little thing your average human doesn't know. GO WHEEEEEEZY!

[ECST4C]

HAHAHAHA i laughed so hard at the wink part XD

[TanimAndWaheya]

Lool the regular ty guy the noise in the begginig in end is the same sound facebook makes when some1 chats to you i checked twice to see if someone was talking to me and reliased it was your video..

[sparksouch]

Love the 'wink' segment. You should never under estimate the awesome power of the Wink.

[1337JeRk]

you smell like apples

[bandofsheep]

0:35 Brendan Fraser retard clap? YES :]

[Nemsomus]

how bout you wheezle my dick you white cocksucker

[skofadown]

i love how angry you sound. ^_^

[LiterallyTheJoy]

everyone makes mistakes, i didn't even notice.

[DinosuarJoe]

Oh pfssh, you are not stupid.

well it was correctly, pronounced if you talked german (=