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  • No one in the rest of the world is wondering about Canada day ... lol.

  • I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT REGINA WAS VAGINA

    YES

  • Good, I like that you share this video Canada Day The History of Canada , I wish success always

  • I Love The Video A less-than-accurate history of Canada, in celebration of Canada Day It Can Increase My Knowledge

  • Steady I Really Like This Video A less-than-accurate history of Canada, in celebration of Canada Day

  • Nice Video A less-than-accurate history of Canada, in celebration of Canada Day That You Share , So Very Nice Thanks You

  • I Really Like The Video Canada Day The History of Canada From Your

  • Your Video A less-than-accurate history of Canada, in celebration of Canada Day Is Very Useful Sharing

  • Short Canada sucks

  • @SgtJesus1 short your a fucking idiot

  • who???

  • YOU HAVE AN EPIC VOICE!!!

  • Fuck Rogers =$170 a month for cable an internet!!!!!

  • COMMON PURPOSE

    HAS BRAINSWASHED YOU

    utube it!

  • @YoYoYoYoYoYoYoYoYo36 Your just some racist person. You seem to hate every country but canada. I like Canada and What is your opinion of: UK, Russia, China, India, Mexico, ETC

  • LMFAO! That was great!

    Happy (late as hell) Canada day from your Southern neighbor! XD

  • why are you Canadians so peaceful and quite i never here anything going down up north lol yall like calm. im from Washington state. what do you Canadians think of the US and mexico ?

  • @MrPa1310 Depends on the Canadians! French Canadians are really very fond of your culture and especially like the East Coast. English Canadians, especially ones in places like Ontario that are kinda like America, feel culturally threatened by the U.S and like to assert independence. People like Newfoundlanders and English Qubeckers are little less afraid of that, but America in general as a place to live sounds dangerous, dog-eat-dog and scary. Mexico sounds really scary so we go to Cuba now.

  • @Mehtaphorical Where do Scots-Canadians fit into that?

  • @jerrygreg2 As English Canadians as when I say that I don't mean ethnically English Canadians but members of the mainstream English speaking Canadian culture.

  • You are so from the US.

  • Because terry fox made us lol - I remember this back in elementary.

  • GAYNESS!!! (Crowd laughs)

  • @mscoldcanada Is that how you get you're youtube profile so hip and fresh? you get out and meet interesting people and go back to you're place and make them subscribe to you're youtube channel?

    this isn't a dating site bitch

  • Very funny!

  • @101andrewj Harper and bush and obama are bum buddies. canadians ar americans, minus the republic. yet they enter practically every war with the US and now they are commiting war crimes too. the sick part is canadians still call themselves 'peacekeepers' and think they are better than americans for some reason.

  • @oveid Ah, I see from you profile page that no one likes you. You could try getting out and being mildly kind now and then. You might find you like humanity if you give it a try. It's a pretty funny video. Relax, enjoy and quit being a shit disturber.

  • What does it mean to be canadian ?

    It means that you believe people are not capable of governing themselves through independent government that controls it's own currency and military and stand by in stunned silence while the prime minister declares that he porogued the parliament for months on the orders of an unelected 'official' to avoid questions about war crimes commited by canadian troops. In short: an american. without a constitution. or the gonads to get one.

  • @oveid haha... america is a giant piece of shit blight of the world...and stephen harper is not canada, tho i wouldnt trade him for bush 100 times over

  • hahahaha love Canada but this is awesome

  • You know, now thinking about it, for some reason, the Newfoundland flag DOES remind me of Neopoliton ice cream. As much as I am proud of what it actually REPRESENTS, I like the ice cream concept even though it was a complete joke c:

  • americas hat

  • 2:30 Doesn't seem to bother the Chinese.

  • fuck canada

  • @KINGxTROLL oh naaaw nigga.

  • upper/lower has to do with rivers and whether its on the end with the source or the mouth. think upper and lower nile. doesnt have to do with north and south although most large river systems in north america run towards the south.

  • I'M A PROUD MISSISSIPPIAN; AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE MY HOMELAND THERE; BUT I NOW HAVE A MUCH GREATER APPRECIATION FOR CANADA.

    EXCELLENT WORK!

  • Happy Canada Day!

  • Happy Canada Day! I added my own history lesson that has some humor in it as well. The video is included as a response here, too.

  • All flee before the Bear Riders!

  • Are the Canadian states called states or providences...or something else?

  • @CatIcarus In Canada they're called Provinces. The American states were also called "Provinces" when they belonged to Britain before the revolution. The true definition of "State" is an independent country. When the USA was young, it was considered a "federation" of independent states much like the modern European Union. Early in the country's history the "federalists", proponents of state rights, lost ground to the "republicans" who supported a more centralized USA.

  • @MarquisCaulaincourt American states were never called provinces, they were called colonies, ergo.....colonist and republicans were called Democratic-Republican

  • @mrfwest "ergo.....colonist and republicans were called Democratic-Republican" I fail to see the logic. I admit the British may not have used the term for the 13 colonies but the later usage of the term "Province" by the British was basically synonymous with "Colony".

  • @MarquisCaulaincourt ahh.. first i only correct you so you could have a better understanding. also there slight deference between colony and provinces. colon were allow to set up, somewhat of there own government. btw you never said ""Province" by the British was basically synonymous with "Colony"

    that the last time i try to help a Canadian, there so annoying

  • @mrfwest wow. temper much?

  • @MarquisCaulaincourt temper? no. i didn't use any exclamation points, caps or emoticons. get with the times

  • @CatIcarus Canada is also a federation made up of six original British provinces (one of which later split in two) and three other provinces that were formed later. For various reasons people just kept calling them provinces.

  • @CatIcarus We have 10 "provinces" and 3 "territories"

  • Great Video... But you really should have cut back on the Decaff towards the end of the video.

    By the way, here's a restraining order from the US. Don't cross the border, you scare us.

  • Brilliant!!!

  • when ever i visit canada i never personally think of visiting the prarie provinces apart from the rocky mountain region of alebrta. is it just me or are the prarie provinces considered quite flat and boring and mostly fields and lakes. the most interesting parts seem to be toronto and niagra falls, bc and rocky mountain reigons of alberta. I personally dont think the long flat parts of canada are going to be very appealling to tourists where its just endless fields and lakes. nice scenary tho

  • DON'T CRY. lol so true

  • Canadians are just not funny. They'll never admit it, but they want to be American so bad.

  • @AmeroRockStar Go Fuck Yourself ... arrogant deluded asshole! The very last thing any Canadian wants is to be "American". It'll be a great day for the whole world when the war-mongering USA goes down the toilet due to its unsustainable debt after your PetroDollar scam falls apart. Good luck in the FEMA CAMPS dickhead!

  • @luvmyctd Wow, you are not taking your girlfriend leaving you for an American well, are you? And those "FEMA CAMPS" are actually just campgrounds.

    Perhaps if you pull down on your tin-foil helmet tighter, you won't hear the Black Helecopters circling your compound/padded cell as often.

  • @luvmyctd Woah! Calm down fellow Canadian. No need to get all het up.

  • @AmeroRockStar Hells no. Just no.

  • this was fucking awesome!

    canada is the greatest, but this video make me shit my pants

  • You can thank the jesuit priests for killing and indoctrinating of most of the natives.

  • lol i like ice cream

  • dogs!!!!!

  • LOL @ Hatchet!

    I'm reading that damn book at school, my 2nd time.. o.o

  • @MyHealingSoul .... so you're from india, then. because, you know, "indians" are from "india". in canada, we call them the First Nations, not call them a name that implies they don't even belong here.

  • its fake l0l i was gunna say

  • I see, Canada inspires a lot of envy. Well - GOOD!

  • woot canada from uk :P

  • Upper Canada and Lower Canada refer to the altitude fool.

  • @mcaf51 I thought it was a reference to upper and lower Egypt. As the Egyptians thought that north was south and south was north, which is actually the correct way of thinking about the poles.

  • man this whole video jsut made me piss me damn pants! (y)

  • Canada rules, nuff said.

  • wait........what

  • Lol, that was hilarious, even if some of the facts are inaccurate. I laughed my head off, especially the part about Terry Fox because I had to run that race too! Go Canada!

  • architectural monstrosities like building cancers and alien genitals LOL

  • love you Canada!!!

  • @Herb615 oh course you do NOW PRAISE US! lol jk but no really

  • @Herb615 and i hate canada

  • @ulli1235

    I can see that ignorant trolls are everywhere.

  • Canucks, troll alert

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  • @CanucksMakeMePuke6 dude don't say stuff like that in canada. You will get shot if you do.

  • @viper10011 too bad we have gun registry so technically we can't but we wish we could

  • @TechnoRaver94 I dont know what my comment was but I agree that gun registration fucking sucks its so anoying.

  • @viper10011 I don't mind it, remember Montreal Polytechnic?

  • @TechnoRaver94 no. I dont remember that.

  • @viper10011 well back in the 1980's women just started getting equal rights as men in Canada, women had rights before then but were not equal and so women were now equal, this one guy going to Montreal Polytechnic University claimed that because women were now equal he wasn't able to get a job so he entered the school ushered all the men out of the classroom and shot all the women in the room, that is why we have our gun resistry

  • @TechnoRaver94 arg.

  • @CanucksMakeMePuke6 at least in southern canada we dont marry are cousins like you do in the southern states

  • You mean Canadians slaughtered people? I refuse to believe that. Canadians would never do that.

  • @CanucksMakeMePuke6 Do you want me to slaughter your dumb ass?

  • @CanucksMakeMePuke6 yep, and we are very proud of that :3

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  • @CanucksMakeMePuke6 hahah you got banned from you tube hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  • @CanucksMakeMePuke6 How else are we going to get rid of the faggots?

  • @terminattor4you troll alert

  • the part about rogers is true.

  • snif, it's as if the SouthPark guys did a history of our country.

    Could have used a Gretzky reference though.

  • its funny because its true.

  • i prefer the history of america, especially the chapter on the cashing of the clunkers

  • This vid isent too racist, it was actully a little bit funny, but your username is very racist! Change it!

  • ROFL, the history of Canda... it has a humorous ring to it.

  • The capital of Saskachitoba is Vagina.

  • @Renagade1325 not really no and it was not funny so chut up when you have nothings to say

  • Let me just tell you how retarded you sound....

  • @Renagade1325 Onrait: "The city that rhymes with fun" haha

  • bring back seal clubbing I want to club a seal bastards stealing my salmon off my fishing line.

  • Sans blague un sur les États-Unis, on ne sait comment nous étions proches de faire partie d'entre eux (au moins à Terre-Neuve, du Nouveau-Brunswick, Nouvelle-Écosse et Île du Prince Édouard). Les Américains sont aussi intelligents que nous. Tout le monde se plaint de Bush, mais devinez quoi? Stephen Harper est républicain (conservateur).

  • lol i'm canadian and i find this hilarious

  • Ahahahahahaha i love this! the terry fox run is coming up soon, yes i'll be running in the rain lol

  • I liked this til the end, the iphone part just seemed to be a personal rant....

  • This video is piece of crap. Canada was french for 250 years, the british arnt the first colonoists.

  • @ManOWar2Red wasnt all of canada though

  • thing i dont like about my beloved homecountry - we made justin bieber i bet thats why a few people hate us

  • @IsArtanisAzn Even if you did inflict that atrocity on the world, just remember that the world still loves you. It's not like you've given us as much bad music as the US has.

  • @IsArtanisAzn hey - justin bieber was self-defense against hannah montana

  • @threenorns3 ooh.. but then justin bieber went out of the governments control and went too far :o

  • Americans are assholes for Allowing people as uneducated as MrAgent003 for owning a Computer. ASSHOLES!!

  • I like Canada! It has the best of Britain and France and hates America as much as we do!

  • @YesIamEccentric You hate the continent you are in?

  • Well good BRits, when your grandparents or a loved one such as a pet needs to be put to rest because of a fatal disease, you can bash them in the head with a club so they wont suffer. You have the logic of an ASSHOLE, but of course you are from a third world country, canada! For society to allow this practice in this modern age indicates for one it must be third world and obviously they are ASSHOLES!

  • @MrAgent003 So I take it that you are a vegetarian then, obviously you must not eat anything that is killed. Try watching the documentary earthlings, you can see how deranged society is before trying to call us out with your ignorance. What happens on your giant American feed lots is absolutely disgraceful, the amount of animals you kill with cyanide is disgusting. Beat me over the head any day before cyaniding me. Your country kills more humans per year then we do seals, so who is the savage?

  • that is the most accurate video iv ever heard on what it is to be Canada

  • canadians are assholes for allowing seal hunts. ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!

  • @MrAgent003 You are an ignorant asshole for a statement like that. One, not all Canadians are responsible for allowing the seal hunts, two, the seals will die from over population and starvation if not controlled. Mainly because they have no predators left and would thrive and over populate. I personally would rather be bashed over the head then starve to death. At least after the first blow you are kinda numbed a bit.

  • @MrAgent003 but clubbing baby seals is fun.

  • Dans t'ai dans tabarnak!

  • upper canada is south because of the current of the water

  • what was that building? where is it located?

  • I really loveCanada and I'm looking for some nice people from up there (:

    Does anyone like to talk a bit? (: I'm from Germany and I would like to study there in the future. (: Just Mail me ..it would be so damn awesome ..

    Greetings

    Jill

  • @xxNastyPeanutxx im from canada, its nice here(:

  • @Slushiest0068 you really got no life do you. your gunna turn into another mrjjackyt

  • @viper10011

    excuse me?

  • @Slushiest0068 that loser who goes to all the canadian videos saying where cowards. And that doesnt make any sence because over 116,000 canadains have died defending there country. Plus according to the united nations canada is the 5th best country in the world to live in. The USA on the other hand is in 10 th place.

  • ah its not that cold well on Vancouver Island anyway.

  • @HONOR4DALIFE hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ your so funny. like do stand up. so i can throw things at you

  • @HONOR4DALIFE shut up ok i am canadien and i never use the word eh at the end of my sentance.

  • @HONOR4DALIFE At least we have balls to suck. Cunts like you are why people dislike your country. >_>

  • @HONOR4DALIFE Hey dude, at least Canadians can actually locate their own country on a map.

  • @JeSuisIAmYoSoy so can everyone from the USA we arent that stupid

  • So can Americans.....

  • @JeSuisIAmYoSoy I can... and I am not Canadian. I am American.

  • @specops3866 well isn't that good for you

  • @HONOR4DALIFE

    you need to chill out eh

  • @HONOR4DALIFE Your comment just showed everyone how much of a fucking moron you are. Thanks! :D

  • fukin LOOOOL

  • acally canada is not a country it is a republic of england the queens land just like australia and thats how the united states was going to be like if we didnt win the american revolution it would of been the queens land but the US is now its own country

  • @mymyspace100 Learn your history. A republic is what you have, american. A republic is a state where no monarchy reigns. We have a constitutionnal or parliamentary monarchy. Yes, we are a freed COLONY of England. We are our own country as a matter of fact. We're a DEMOCRACY (unlike the republics wich are described as Democratic autocracy (do you REALLY elected Bush twice)) we really do elect our people and the Queen has nothing to do about it. Don't say shit if you're a dumbass.

  • @ElDuce45 Le Canada n'est pas un pays. Il fait toujours partie de l'Angleterre, parce que notre chef de l'Etat est la Reine d'Angleterre peut contrôler tout ce qui se passe dans ce pays si elle veut. Longue vie à l'Acadie et longue vie à la Nouvelle-Écosse (car nous sommes plus âgés que le Québec!)

  • @Ian74263 Canada c'est un pays mon ami. We have our own government, and we run ourselves.We just didn't try to compleatly abandon our mother country as if they were evil or something. If canada isn't a country than neither is South Africa, India, Austrailia, Jamaica, Kenya, Pakistan, Singapore ect. If "being a country" means we have to try to kill off the country who founded us as if we're too good for them, than i'd rather "not be a country". better than being an arrogant douchebag country.

  • @splash961000 Pas tout à fait, notre chef de l'Etat (président des États-Unis [Barack Obama], ou le président de l'Allemagne [Christian Wulff]) est la reine d'Angleterre, pas Stephen Harper. Incidemment, le Canada et le reste des pays du Commonwealth sont des pays, ils sont tout simplement pas le nôtre.

  • @Ian74263 le Commonwealth va partir du Canada bientôt de toute façon

  • @TheMatlemon Je l'espère.

  • @splash961000 (I'm talking in English now)... Wow... When the Thomas Jefferson (the primary drafter) started drafting the U.S. Declaration of Independence in June of 1776, they weren't drafting it to say "we're better than England", they were drafting it because they were very poorly represented in the British Parliament, and were Taxed Crops, and Money like there was no tomorrow, "Taxation without Representation".

  • @ElDuce45 hey stop if you dont have anything good to say dont say it cuz im basicly full northamerican i was born in Texas and im a proud american but you dont have to be rude to the canadian's god my family is from Mexico and Parts of canada but i wuz born in Texas...btw BU fan :) but dont be rude and Fuck longhorns...gig em aggies :)

  • @ElDuce45 As a fellow Canadian I think I should point out our governor general to you, who is not elected, but appointed on the crown's behalf...... and technically has more power than the prime minister. Just last year, afterall, it was the governor general who decided what was to happen when the other parties wanted to push the conservatives out of power. Whether you agreed with her decision or not, we had nothing to do with that decision....... not very democratic.

  • @sweiland75 True, but spying is different than corruption. If they want to study and observe our behaviours’ that's one thing, persuading our politicians is another. Politicians are already corrupt enough without the influence of other countries like China.

  • @sweiland75 Where are the largets popluace countries located, possibly Asia? Did you hear how Richard Hadden the head of CSIS commented that B.C. politicians had been influenced by Chinese agents? Could raise a bit of a shit storm just like the Russian spies with Canadian Identities.

  • @sweiland75 It's because our government plays favretism to commonwealth nations. Most of our immigrants are from India, Hong Kong, Australia, South Africa and the UK.

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  • O' Canada! Your country reeks of trees.

  • @petehjr1 I would say reeks of trees is inapt. Our land smells of willows, pines, cedars and sweet maples, along with some glacier fresh water, air and beer. Whether or not you like it or not that is your own opinion. Going from a suburban area like Vancouver to Maude Lake or somewhere and taking a deep breath of fresh air is invigorating. Better then sucking in car fumes and dealing with stuck up people.