Marcus Brigsctocke - Live At The Apollo - Part 1 of 2

[OoBATFASTARDoO]

Gotta have some balls to insult people through the whole show! that bad in front of them!

[rak197]

Yes, well - chuckle chuckle - life's like that isn't it? No? no. Grinding bore.

[TheGreggiraldo]

3288 people wear corduroy

[RavenfaceBand]

His best performance. I love him.

[flimpkin4]

He has a good ear for accents -- but I don't find him funny.

[watvid1]

He is sooo funny on this

[TheGreggiraldo]

the chris benoit of comedy, and just to be clear i mean that as in he`s great

[MrDboyle100]

" What sweets you got sweaty" comical class

[xRawRVids]

He's got a piont of WHAM! bars

[th3mw3llboyz]

So proud to be Scottish. He's spot on with the impersonations by the way haha

[IcyThrills]

KING STUPID (=

[nowilaytheedown1]

he sounds so much like frankie boyle when he does the scottish accent XD

[AsSheLikesIt]

some ppl look with a bit of extra weight. marcus, my dear, you don't.

[spartardluc]

met him after spamalot!!

[CGodfrey1995]

@spartardluc He was in spamalot where i live, i hadn't gone to see it but i saw him in a restaurant afterwards :L

[CrownySniipez]

@CGodfrey1995 I saw it and it's BRILLIANT!

[Atheneastro]

Wow. King Stupid does standup.

[JumpinPakFlash]

"You're gonna have to do better than a wham bar if you wanna see my dick!"

[NeilTheFerret1]

what do you mean Neverland ? funny as fuck.

[19SuperGeek96]

I met him yesterday, he's so nice! :)

[DKOPness]

@19SuperGeek96 Did you happen to ask him whether he's doing some tour / DVD soon? Apart from this + Planet Courdroy, he hasn't done any :((( I need MOAR!

[19SuperGeek96]

@DKOPness nope, I was too busy being a bit of a starstruck mong! :L

[buck7216]

THATS A SUNDAY ROAST IS THAT

SCOTLAND IS A COUNTRY UTTERLLY UNAFRAID OF SCURVEY AND I ADMIRE THAT XD

[AaronG67]

"Wits that"

"Zat iz ze sun"

"Aww right, its hurtin mah eyes"

"Dont look ztrate at it"

"A Cannae help it, its amazin'"

Brilliant xD

[flaminghotlithuanian]

ah i love london :)

[xWaveh]

OMFG XIcexCuBes liked this :O

[XIcexCubes]

@xWaveh I did no such thing... twat

[xWaveh]

@XIcexCubes Dick.

[dempZ18]

I would actual like that guy if he wasn't some tube on cbeebies or something it's Lile when the dude from ferris buller became inspector gadget

[Fintan111]

what sort of sweets av u got? 

[mrcardtricks1000]

" im no eatin that is got fruit in it " hahahaha

[cantleysugar]

What a spiteful wanker he is.

[kamarrabaksh]

oh my god. This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IxRAPExTREES]

Your mum makes gravy for lepards enit? ;)

[95CamaCazzie]

"What's that?" "Zat is ze sun" "Oh, right"

He sounded so much like Frankie Boyle

thumbs up if you agree xD

[corrie065]

90 people are perverts that got turned down by 11 yr old kids

[macfaelan]

great how he uses original material that has definately not been used before ever... oh wait...

[jezeus101]

i canne help it its amazing

[kinglynx]

what did he mean, give me 6?

[VashDraven]

@kinglynx Stereotypical Norwich = Inbred. Hence genetic defect of 6 fingers.

[k8is]

LOL!! ..... "well I've got bon bons, wasn't sure what to bring to be honest! A dib-dab there, a wham bar" LMAO! Xx

[k8is]

I've not laughed so much in a long long time! Bloody LOVE this guy :P xx

[2601andrew]

Put CC Transcribe audio on now!!!

[055697]

ex- junkie, obvious Jew. Long head.

[monkfish8777]

Inbreeding of people from Norwich, hatefulness of Londeners... WOW! absolutely groundbreaking material.

[AdamITFCBeaumont]

@monkfish8777 Reckon you're from Naaarwich

[Nielsx1]

was going to fap but now just gonna watch part 2 of this

[TheJackpower777]

sooooooooooo funny he is great XD

[gavindp]

What a miserably unfunny bloke. Complete waste of time.

OTBC!

[Tobsson]

@gavindp the audience seem to think differently. Don't write it like it's a fact..

[AdamITFCBeaumont]

@gavindp HAHAHA I see everyone else laughing, maybe you're the one who's miserable

[amycleverblonde]

I'm from Norwich :P

[KierEddieHitler]

@amycleverblonde ah ha, give me six :P

[JJFlare]

He says lepers, not leopards. Fucking up the knowledge

[Autonova]

this is one of the greatest stand up sets ive ever seen

[xXiTaKeOuTZzXx]

You cant say hes shit just listen to the noise of the laughter

[pikeythedrumfreak]

his first scottish accent sounds just like Frankie Boyle haha

[hashTHAT]

"He's staring at the floor too much" shut up you bastard, you try staring dead straight at 2000 people for 20 minutes.

[Khyrid]

Um? Can anyone translate this to English? 

[GeeJaaSarz]

You gonna have to do better than a wham bar if you wanna see my dick, right.

[redpink99]

Yer, ya mom makes gravy for leopard, in it.

[1Thompsonmusic]

Not funny. He's not looking up enough. He keeps looking down like he's trying to think of the next thing to say. That gives it away.

[BlessThisChild]

@1Thompsonmusic Couldn't be more wrong mate. Looking at the floor gives what away? Did he write his lines on the stage and every time he forgets, he has a sneaky glance down? This guy is excellent - material, delivery and his impressions are absolutely spot on.

[1Thompsonmusic]

@BlessThisChild

The way he keeps looking down and his stance like he's not comfortable makes him look amateurish and not genuine enough.

[Akers2296]

'bunch of pissed blokes in Kilt's going... "What's that?" "It's the sun" "It burns my eyes"'

XD

[Jordie0405]

I'm from Norwich and I love this guy.

[Cynofix]

cute girl at 3:14

[alresfordmassive]

im a londoner, and your all wannnnnnnkers!



[SaguaroAZ]

87 people were laughing so damn hard they hit the wrong button. This man is a genius!

[skipperbub]

"What's that?"

"Zat ees zee sun"

"It's burning my eyes"

"Don't look directly at eet"

"Cannae help it, it's amazing"

[KazzyEss2k9]

I'm Scottish the most I laughed is when he told the Scotland joke that was hilarious

[PAPSOKINGMAN]

he can put on every accent eh?? he's excellent i thought my friend did good accents!

[04aconnor]

My drive's bllody steep actually!!!!! (^^^)

[philsmagic]

your mum makes gravy for lepods init

[AuranHarpy]

I'm sorry, not from the UK, but what does 'Ur mum makes gravy for leopards innit?' mean exactly?

[Stevie2Sxc]

@AuranHarpy it's just confusing gibberish. doesn't mean anything, he just said something that made no fucking sense to anyone

[ShnuckFuckle]

@AuranHarpy he is parodying the youth speak of today - how there is literally an entirely different language on the street than what normal people are used to so he just said the most nonsense shit he could to make it sound like a young person talking

[HBoardy92]

86 people are from Norwich

[Vault101Reject]

@HBoardy92 My brothers are over there at the moment, and the stories about some of the lunatics they have met are brilliant.

Norwich is full of freaks.

[martinmedeski]

@HBoardy92 HA I'm from Norwich

[HBoardy92]

@martinmedeski um good for you?

[lumpybruisychickeny1]

@HBoardy92 86 people who had your mother

[HBoardy92]

@lumpybruisychickeny1 yeah i doubt that

[141loz]

@HBoardy92 acc i think that 90 have 4X4s



[CrazySatanicInfidel]

Aaaaaah...dang. I'm sure I would laugh if I could understand what he's saying.

[Theodosiou74]

he sounds like FRANKIE BOYLE!

[Atheneastro]

@Theodosiou74 No, he doesn't, because Marcus is actually funny.

[Theodosiou74]

@Atheneastro ok.

[PeteGeeza86]

Laughed at the Norwich bit even though im a big Norwich City fan

[jalan134679]

what is the name of that entrance song!! i need to know! he is halarious! haaaay! give me 6!

[AABonine9200]

@jalan134679

Blue Orchid by the White Stripes.

[Atheneastro]

@AABonine9200 I love 'Blue Orchid'!

[boujounomono]

"What's that? That is the sun" XD

[ChaosmusicEX]

"Yo sweets are rubbish man shut up."

LOL.

[g1hertud]

yh your mum makes gravy for leopards ennit..LMAO

[sme1ems]

LOL, "It's your own time your wasting!"

[SirrSnowman]

No... it's SOME slags

[trueblueaussieFTW]

His ability to segway is brilliant

[blacktheory]

oh shit when he does the scottish accent he sounds EXACTLY like andy from Little Britain!!! (guy in the wheelchair) haha

[AdamHillsIsAmazing]

Got this stuck in my head while my art teacher was yelling at my class. I almost laughed.. She noticed

[jclaver]

How about spelling his name correctly that way we can foind the vedio ;-)

[MegaArabkiller]

HAHA SHU UP MAN YOUR MUM MAKES GRAVY FOR LEPARDS INIH

[ihadyama123]

what do u mean neverland! :L:L

[ScottWP1994]

So So funny, what a guy!!! :) shame we dont see more stand up from him :(

[SergeantTelion]

wambar your sweets are rubbish man, shu up brilliant :)

[bethaniedearie]

Lovely to see a guy in cords do such a good rudeboi impression :D

[miansalmanlive]

i think british comedy is absolutely great.. even though im not british ...:)

[OiYouWhatSmack]

The 85 people who disliked this video are either foreigners or scottish, thumbs up ehh xD

[darkrai288]

Coz I'm a Londoner and your all... Wankaa's

[iamurdad77]

the supply teacher remark is superb! so true! there must be a secret supply teacher surplus store where they get those suits and blazers from.

"It's your own time you are wasting"

:OD

[XxsiananxX]

he is soooooooooo funny lol

[NYMH94]

"Where will we park?! D:"

[davisgreen2020]

Marcus Brigstocke ! Amazingly funny and insightful !! LMAO !!! :D

[Dhammond5]

haha,i love his impression of the kid,lol

[watashiwaninja]

gimee six!!!

[1Thompsonmusic]

Why isn't HE in Hollywood films with Ben Stiller? He's actually got talent.

[rihanna7mad22]

wht sweeties u got sweaty ... wht ya mean neverland hahahaha pmsl

[darkforcecus]

"My drive's bloody steep actually..."

LOL

[Ryanbrandon57]

who the fuk didn't like this, its jokes.

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@Ryanbrandon57 i no...way 2 many ppl 2day have no sense of humour

[Joker2982]

Lol, "Your mum makes gravy for lepers, innit"

[1dynamos1]

your gunna after du betta than a wham bar 2 see my dick boyyyy

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

"Next pervert please" pmsl!

XD

[marcyboy1989]

@ADEMruinedmylife909 'What sweetss you got sweaty' lmao

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@marcyboy1989 I actually got to talk like that to a guy in Leicester today! The poor bloke obviously didn't realise that I work for the police... >:)

[marcyboy1989]

@ADEMruinedmylife909 I'm not surprised tbh. I like the frankness of Marcus tbh. We need the down to earth view on life.

[goldendrago]

he can do some brilliant voices.

[terminator13666]

epic chav inpression :D

[Sav4h4x]

He's bloody amazing in Argumental.

[RyderFly89]

most of you lot commenting sound like fucking boring old cunts

[CraigG1960]

This twat is about as funny as finding skidmarks in your girlfriend's knickers

[lukewilliams010]

@CraigG1960 thats not funny

[CraigG1960]

@CraigG1960 funnier than Marcus Shitstopper

[ryanoasis1]

Never did like that prick Jack Dee, never will. My opinion

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

"Next pervert please" his accents are legendary!

[DeadlyV1RU5]

When he said "two rhinos on the back of your car" they blatantly edited something out in the middle. Probably "having sex" or something.

[bowes16]

@DeadlyV1RU5 yeah in the full version of his tour he says 'fucking' haha

[7504ktx]

you look drunk or homeless. haven't quite worked out which one. still funny all the same.

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

Love the stereotyping of all the Scottish people wearing kilts when they arrive in the South of France!

Marcus you're a genius!

[clonecommander62]

83 people missed the like button!

[hisagi69kazeshini]

Your mum makes gravy for leapods!!

...yes i believe she does... she does alot of charity work!

[daralzand]

No its some slag..urm..no ones sure how many slag coz the windows are tinted, all you can say with any real degree of accuracy is that there are an indisciminate number of slags in said vehicle, theres at least 2 poking out the sun roof, and the driver slowly wanking himself into and early grave.

Funniest joke ive heard from mr brigstocke

[lj0565]

i cant believe that his was three years ago!

[hot22stuff22]

faggot

[davisgreen2020]

Big fan of Marcus Brigstocke !! Funny, smart and environmently friendly !! Masterful stand-up comedy !!

[Obsidian1392]

saw this guy in spamalot. funny :)

[CrownySniipez]

@Obsidian1392 SAME! hilarious

[rowan5834]

is that the guy from stupid on cbbc?

[Minghaggard]

@rowan5834 yeh he is haha great show

[T0MPallmer]

@rowan5834 I was thinking that! Yes it is!

[MrSpockify]

Looks just like John Green! In some pictures at least...

[fangirl8392]

@MrSpockify I love you. He does look a bit like John.

[hollium]

@MrSpockify only if you have Green on the brain...although he does have extraordinary puff

[artvandelay13]

When he asks "How is everyone?" it sounds like they all boo him...

[kdixon7783c]

Why isn't this guy more popular in America? He's hilarious. Better than Izzard.

[Gellis2009]

@kdixon7783c I think americans are very picky :) and rightly so they have alot of great comedians themselves. Plus most of his topics are uk based

[georgiaBillK]

i didnt get his nevaland joke?

[cashd666]

@georgiaBillK cunt

[RyderFly89]

@georgiaBillK michael jackson had these weird place called neverland, so hes basically saying michael jackson is some sorta perv or pedo lol

[georgiaBillK]

@georgiaBillK

oh lol thanks

[soundslave]

I want him to do 'The Late Edition' again. That was a great show.

[MelonHeadFilmz]

heyy! give me 6!

[venuscrescentbeam4]

Wam Bar Bitch XO

[PeterL571]

haha im Scottish and i love tht wee bit of slagging us off, soo funny

[kdixon7783c]

Judging buy the almost all white audience, I am guessing that this is not the Apollo theater in Harlem NY.

[mancuniangurl]

@kdixon7783c the english accents and references didn't tip you off then?

[kdixon7783c]

@mancuniangurl Sarcasm just doesn't translate to text very well. 

[vinnyflintoff]

@kdixon7783c This is apollo in the UK

[timelord499]

its ur own time ur wasting are u chewing aye

[RyderFly89]

''what kind of sweets you got sweaty'' LMAO

[MediumLargeFries]

"u gonna hav 2 do betta dan a whambar if u wanna see my dick right"

"get out ya whambar bitch"

2 rlly good impressions of british teens

[aggzicle]

LOL

i fucking love him. :L

ahhaaa, he's funny because he's true

[MelonHeadFilmz]

he sounded a little like frankie boyle when he does the scottish accent

[englandtillidie123]

alright apart from when took the piss out out Norwich

[BJoe120]

@englandtillidie123

Get over it he takes the piss out of everyone. 

[tamgoose]

"Yeah your mum makes gravy for leopards innit"

[horsemad175]

He is the king of Stupid ----> no joke CBBC :P

[Gurragurk]

... repetitive music, funny.. That's exactly what DZK says in his track "drugblminal messages"

Marcus rocks tho, love from sweden!

[1988Marnie]

Great Scottish accent

[TheUnflawedDiamond]

He blends in with the background!