Mexico has Doctor less abortions and drugs, Africa has AIDS and dirty water, America has a horrible control freak government, And Norway has taxes. Every country has their problems don't hate on Norway.
@6FaceDrak Don't you hate paying the high tax rate in Norway. Theres something wrong somewhere when you have to pay a minimum tax rate of 30% when you have a supposedly strong economy supported by oil......
@philster611 Education is paid for, healthcare is paid for, maternity leave, ect.. It is socialism. There are drawbacks but in the end, it can be a nice system. In the U.S., you pay for your healthcare, college, left to fend for yourself, ect. In the end, you would probably be paying close to the same anyway.
Many people come to U.S. for privatized healthcare so they can be seen more quickly too.
Some say it is a horrible system. Some say it is not.
@TheRagingFoxhound WTF? Education is paid for by the student, You wanna study in Norway you gotta pay for it.... Like anywhere else.....Maternity leave?Most countries in the western world have maternity leave.....healthcare? Anywhere in Europe has health care.
It isn't Socialism in Norway , its bordering on Communism. Don't pundits call it the last country of Communism in Europe?
@philster611 Maternity leave is greater in length. and It is also paid. School is covered so long as you meet certain requirements. If you are out of country, good luck...
Norway has the highest standard of living. They also have a free market. It would make a very nice place to retire.
It works because it is a small country. It would never work in the U.S.
@TheRagingFoxhound "It is not a communist country". Really?? If you are a Norwegian tourist, and you hire the intimate services of a prostitute, either in Norway or out, you are subject to being arrested and charged.....And there are even sex tourism police in chosen tourist destinations.....Not communist huh?
This is a piss poor example. The same thing is done across he U.S. all the time. It is done with prostitutes, drugs. They even go as far as to plant an expensive bike in a poor neighborhood and wait for some poor bastard to steal it. Communist much?? All it is is a method of stopping crime. If someone is breaking the law, they should be arrested and charged...
@TheRagingFoxhound Only in heavily communistic regulated Norway and its poorer neighbour(Sweden) would they criminalise it in the first place....Its an invasion of privacy and oversteps the line....There is a difference between criminalising prostitution and drugs. Besides, Norway is known as the overdose capital of Europe. Over 7000 registered heroin users in Oslo. Just like Moscow had during the 90s. The Afghanistan opium making its way to Norway
@philster611 You failed to address what I have said about the U.S. doing the same. You can not just keep rambling off your opinion while I have refuted it. The U.S. must be very communistic according to you. Then you just randomly switch to drug use???
So, less than .5 percent of Oslo has a heroine problem. HALF A PERCENT. That is really good actually. See, drug use is looked at differently to. REGISTERED. It is ok for the state to know. It is a good thing actually.
@TheRagingFoxhound For some strange reason you seem to use the U.S as a comparison whereas I have not mentioned the U.S in any of my posts.Why would I since I do not come from there. You assumed I was from the U.S so you used a lame argument. Norway tried to adopt U.S thinking but uses Soviet methods. And if you agree that less than .5 percent of heroin addicts is a good thing to have, well that says it all....
@philster611 I assumed this only because you said people would be upset in the U.S. if they were taxed like Norway. You do see why I would then use the U.S. as a comparison? Would that not be the best comparison if one was from there? Forgive me for my assumption. My argument is not lame. How so is it?? I do not think addiction is good, but it exists. Half a percent is not bad at all considering other large cities.
@TheRagingFoxhound I could have used Canada or Australia although a civil war would be less likely there than in the U.S. No prob. You don't have to apologize for anything you put forward. I relish the debate believe me... And you are correct, your argument is not lame so I apologize for Ad Hom. It is not intended...I agree. Addiction is not good. My point is that Norwegians make their country out to be a paradise on earth, but whenever I point out these issues, they deny
@philster611 Anyway, back to the main point. Just because they use borderline entrapment does not make it communistic. This is my argument. Present me with something that is communistic and I shall agree.
Why even mention the U.S. and taxation like Norway in the first place then??
@TheRagingFoxhound And quite simply TRF, I mention it because I pay Norwegian tax. And the only protest I can make is here. Norway is a land of harsh regulation. I moved there in the early 90's. (wife and later kids) So I have seen the change it has gone through.. I loved it when I first moved thee but now it has taken political correctness and government control to the extreme... Many people and not just myself have made comparisons to Communism.
@TheRagingFoxhound I used the example of illegal prostitution because it is a glaring example in is ridiculousness. Many journalists have commented against it. Simply because it oversteps the line into someones private life. Which reeks of Communism. the Brevik incident hardly helped matters as it has almost reflected the Bush Administrations actions after 9/11.....
@philster611 I agree about prostitution. I believe in all civil liberties. Prostitution, marijuana, gay marriage, abortion. Whatever. It is all up to the individuals involved. What has the Brevik incident done? Like wire tapping and such?
I wanted to live in Norway when I got older and retired and all. So. all in all. Do you no longer like it?
@TheRagingFoxhound The Brevik incident has done exactly what it was supposed to do..Norway is even more controlled than it used to be... Democracy in free fall...Unless you pay half your life saving away to the Communist Norwegian Government then you will NOT be able to retire there. And why would you? Can'y imagine any miserable a place to spend your last days. Cold, expensive, over rated, over priced, insular remote people,Boring, depressing.
@TheRagingFoxhound I just wanted to tell you that the guy you're talking to does not have the same perceptions as most other norwegians :) I love Norway, and don't recognize most of what he's saying so... He is probably the kind of guy who would talk negatively about ANY other place in the world. Norway is voted the best country to live in several times, and yeah, it's cold here in winter, but that doesn't bother me when we have the beautiful nature and warm summers :)
@philster611 I have to finish. If you actually presented a good fucking point, I would agree with you. So far what you have presented parallels the U.S. or is far less than the U.S. I assume you are from the U.S. by your first comment. You can not effectively support your opinion it seems. I personally do not like socialism. It works for a smaller nation like Norway though.
learn norwegian? what sort of fool would do that! all it takes to speak that way is too get drunk with rum mixed with coffee get a job on a herring fishboat and swear copiously, even in front of children
norwegian is a beautiful language but in different places they have different accents. oslo accent is by far the best accent to hear their singing hehehehe..
@LOTRsuck im not norwegian nor fluent in norwegian language but that's what i notice here in norway, every places has their own dialect and accents and oh they can still understand each other but as what i have said oslo accent is the best accent for me
more videos. my grandparents speak norwegian. they serve lefsa and all that jazz. im 100% norwegian but all i know to do is the norwegian prayer during family reunions, which is large, " I Jesu Navn Gar...." I want or rather need to learn my heritage. Thanks for posting
Omg. I am norwegian and the way he says dirt is wrong. He is probably from Bergen, og somewhere around there, and they have than spanish H sound or G sound, while "bokmål" that is our "normal" Norwegian without accent don't use that sound at all..
Norwegian speak like their belly hurts. But it's quite funny. I like it. Thanks for movies galstrim I very like amatour language courses and language tips made out of passion for language.
I'm confused about the R. I heard a lot of times that Norwegian R's are very similar to the French R. And yet when you introduced R you said it as if it was a Spanish RR. When would you roll the R in a word and when would you use the French R?
Oh that's easy but it depends on what part of norway you're from so. But i'm for western Norway or like we say it "Vestlandet" When we say i look like a stoner we say: Eg ser ut som eg er stein.
After watching this vid, I don't know if I want to high-five you or lightly slap you across the face, but it was definitely a pleasantly entertaining waste of time. Thank you my good sir.
He is teaching accent not vocabulary. It is irrelevant that he is not using actual Norwegian words. If he is indeed pronouncing them with a Norwegian accent then this is an effective teaching method to introduce American-English speakers to the sounds in the language.
@chrisi12395 He is pronouncing "dirt" as he would in a Norwegian accent. He isn't saying that Norwegians actually have the same word in English for dirt.
@zinbay100 He is saying ENGLISH words. With the NORWEGIAN alphabet. Ball, is a English word, as is Egg, but he's using the NORWEGIAN alphabet to say it
Chewbacca madness at 5:59 ha ha!. In Spanish we have the same annoying "R" sound which is very difficult to produce when drunk. Many thanks for the video!
@Xerotaerg If you're going to "speak" it. None. If you want to write it, I would START with bokmål.
Nynorsk is the "real" norwegian way of writing and speaking, but for foreigners it may be hard to learn. It's many reasons to it, but mostly because of the special pronounciations and words. :) But it's not impossible :P Bokmål, I would say is more "danish-light". It is Danish, transformed into easy NOrwegian. But it is the one which is easiest to learn :) Send me a message for more info:)
The sound for "R" makes me think of when I was learning how to speak Spanish.
fjellelv 2 days ago
hahahahaha
your demonstration of R is hilarious.
Kawsization 1 week ago
PLEASE STOP THE MUSIC. Your lesson is very good, but the music is driving me BANANAS.
Kawsization 1 week ago
bergen ?
Andreaspuusi123 1 week ago
same with turkish lol :D
Gaskovichs 1 week ago
You totally look like you should have a battleaxe.
Caninese 3 weeks ago 4
This is hilarious!
0000000Lara 3 weeks ago 2
LOL
0000000Lara 3 weeks ago
REMOVE THE MUSIC FFS
loomingking 3 weeks ago
Genialt at han har skarre R
lilleaske 3 weeks ago
The Only word you need to know in Norway is "Too MUch Tax"
philster611 3 weeks ago
i just wanted to know the norwegian black metal bands language! not their alphabet!
LesMetalleux321 3 weeks ago
6:00 for a good time
jjmgolfnut 1 month ago 2
Er du fra Stavanger?
alex2410 1 month ago
haha, må le av den musikken i bakgrunnen :p
Cathiine 1 month ago
dude, are you high? you look reaaaally high
Kimusia 1 month ago 28
@Kimusia I think he's high as a kite..
alex2410 1 month ago
Too bad for the loud background music
TheMermaidwoman 1 month ago
Bokmål?
rolandas1985 1 month ago
this guy is epic! hahaa!!!
bicyclesummer 1 month ago
3:13... XD
crazychiliquaker1959 1 month ago
Thx for making this video , it helped alot :) . But this music is killing me :D:D what is the name of this music ??
TheSparkleKiller 1 month ago
Hahahahaha, ikkje bra
guitargutt 1 month ago
Det er noe feil med han x] Hohoho ..
MrBarbia 2 months ago
han er ikke norsk han er lensing av av datamaskinen hans :)
Meggi1314 2 months ago
Hvor er du ifra? O.o
XxEmosLoveCupcakexX 2 months ago
PH THATS THE SOUND OF PEE .... xD
devilboy744 2 months ago
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6FaceDrak 2 months ago
Mexico has Doctor less abortions and drugs, Africa has AIDS and dirty water, America has a horrible control freak government, And Norway has taxes. Every country has their problems don't hate on Norway.
6FaceDrak 2 months ago
@6FaceDrak Don't you hate paying the high tax rate in Norway. Theres something wrong somewhere when you have to pay a minimum tax rate of 30% when you have a supposedly strong economy supported by oil......
philster611 2 months ago
@philster611 Education is paid for, healthcare is paid for, maternity leave, ect.. It is socialism. There are drawbacks but in the end, it can be a nice system. In the U.S., you pay for your healthcare, college, left to fend for yourself, ect. In the end, you would probably be paying close to the same anyway.
Many people come to U.S. for privatized healthcare so they can be seen more quickly too.
Some say it is a horrible system. Some say it is not.
TheRagingFoxhound 1 month ago
@TheRagingFoxhound WTF? Education is paid for by the student, You wanna study in Norway you gotta pay for it.... Like anywhere else.....Maternity leave?Most countries in the western world have maternity leave.....healthcare? Anywhere in Europe has health care.
It isn't Socialism in Norway , its bordering on Communism. Don't pundits call it the last country of Communism in Europe?
philster611 1 month ago
@philster611 Maternity leave is greater in length. and It is also paid. School is covered so long as you meet certain requirements. If you are out of country, good luck...
Norway has the highest standard of living. They also have a free market. It would make a very nice place to retire.
It works because it is a small country. It would never work in the U.S.
It is not a communist country.
TheRagingFoxhound 1 month ago
@TheRagingFoxhound "It is not a communist country". Really?? If you are a Norwegian tourist, and you hire the intimate services of a prostitute, either in Norway or out, you are subject to being arrested and charged.....And there are even sex tourism police in chosen tourist destinations.....Not communist huh?
philster611 1 month ago
@philster611 Yes really.
This is a piss poor example. The same thing is done across he U.S. all the time. It is done with prostitutes, drugs. They even go as far as to plant an expensive bike in a poor neighborhood and wait for some poor bastard to steal it. Communist much?? All it is is a method of stopping crime. If someone is breaking the law, they should be arrested and charged...
TheRagingFoxhound 1 month ago
@TheRagingFoxhound Only in heavily communistic regulated Norway and its poorer neighbour(Sweden) would they criminalise it in the first place....Its an invasion of privacy and oversteps the line....There is a difference between criminalising prostitution and drugs. Besides, Norway is known as the overdose capital of Europe. Over 7000 registered heroin users in Oslo. Just like Moscow had during the 90s. The Afghanistan opium making its way to Norway
philster611 1 month ago
@philster611 You failed to address what I have said about the U.S. doing the same. You can not just keep rambling off your opinion while I have refuted it. The U.S. must be very communistic according to you. Then you just randomly switch to drug use???
So, less than .5 percent of Oslo has a heroine problem. HALF A PERCENT. That is really good actually. See, drug use is looked at differently to. REGISTERED. It is ok for the state to know. It is a good thing actually.
TheRagingFoxhound 1 month ago
@TheRagingFoxhound For some strange reason you seem to use the U.S as a comparison whereas I have not mentioned the U.S in any of my posts.Why would I since I do not come from there. You assumed I was from the U.S so you used a lame argument. Norway tried to adopt U.S thinking but uses Soviet methods. And if you agree that less than .5 percent of heroin addicts is a good thing to have, well that says it all....
philster611 1 month ago
@philster611 I assumed this only because you said people would be upset in the U.S. if they were taxed like Norway. You do see why I would then use the U.S. as a comparison? Would that not be the best comparison if one was from there? Forgive me for my assumption. My argument is not lame. How so is it?? I do not think addiction is good, but it exists. Half a percent is not bad at all considering other large cities.
TheRagingFoxhound 1 month ago
@TheRagingFoxhound I could have used Canada or Australia although a civil war would be less likely there than in the U.S. No prob. You don't have to apologize for anything you put forward. I relish the debate believe me... And you are correct, your argument is not lame so I apologize for Ad Hom. It is not intended...I agree. Addiction is not good. My point is that Norwegians make their country out to be a paradise on earth, but whenever I point out these issues, they deny
philster611 1 month ago
@philster611 Anyway, back to the main point. Just because they use borderline entrapment does not make it communistic. This is my argument. Present me with something that is communistic and I shall agree.
Why even mention the U.S. and taxation like Norway in the first place then??
TheRagingFoxhound 1 month ago
@TheRagingFoxhound And quite simply TRF, I mention it because I pay Norwegian tax. And the only protest I can make is here. Norway is a land of harsh regulation. I moved there in the early 90's. (wife and later kids) So I have seen the change it has gone through.. I loved it when I first moved thee but now it has taken political correctness and government control to the extreme... Many people and not just myself have made comparisons to Communism.
philster611 1 month ago
@TheRagingFoxhound I used the example of illegal prostitution because it is a glaring example in is ridiculousness. Many journalists have commented against it. Simply because it oversteps the line into someones private life. Which reeks of Communism. the Brevik incident hardly helped matters as it has almost reflected the Bush Administrations actions after 9/11.....
philster611 1 month ago
@philster611 I agree about prostitution. I believe in all civil liberties. Prostitution, marijuana, gay marriage, abortion. Whatever. It is all up to the individuals involved. What has the Brevik incident done? Like wire tapping and such?
I wanted to live in Norway when I got older and retired and all. So. all in all. Do you no longer like it?
TheRagingFoxhound 1 month ago
@TheRagingFoxhound The Brevik incident has done exactly what it was supposed to do..Norway is even more controlled than it used to be... Democracy in free fall...Unless you pay half your life saving away to the Communist Norwegian Government then you will NOT be able to retire there. And why would you? Can'y imagine any miserable a place to spend your last days. Cold, expensive, over rated, over priced, insular remote people,Boring, depressing.
philster611 3 weeks ago
@philster611 Where are you from ?
Andreaspuusi123 1 week ago
@TheRagingFoxhound I just wanted to tell you that the guy you're talking to does not have the same perceptions as most other norwegians :) I love Norway, and don't recognize most of what he's saying so... He is probably the kind of guy who would talk negatively about ANY other place in the world. Norway is voted the best country to live in several times, and yeah, it's cold here in winter, but that doesn't bother me when we have the beautiful nature and warm summers :)
TheVildee 5 days ago
@philster611 I have to finish. If you actually presented a good fucking point, I would agree with you. So far what you have presented parallels the U.S. or is far less than the U.S. I assume you are from the U.S. by your first comment. You can not effectively support your opinion it seems. I personally do not like socialism. It works for a smaller nation like Norway though.
TheRagingFoxhound 1 month ago
@philster611 Education is paid for by the student, You wanna study in Norway you gotta pay for it"
So then don't maintain that its free.......
Norway has the highest standard of living"
And yet no one seems to have any money...
philster611 1 month ago
If You are from balkan you will notice all word is same like in our language...!!!
vvVCaperVvv 2 months ago
The only word you need to know in Norwegian is "Skatt" Which means tax.... Thats the only thing that happens in Norway... death and tax....
philster611 2 months ago
@philster611 kinda like whats now happening in America :/
6FaceDrak 2 months ago
@6FaceDrak I could guarantee that if Americans ever paid tax at the rate of Norwegians, you would see a 2nd civil war...
philster611 2 months ago
This is awsome man
LordBauglir 2 months ago
WTF?? you are not sooo good x))) I'm norwegian and you was not soo good!
linet2608 2 months ago
OMG get rid of the music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't make it past 40 seconds, and I really want to watch this
cryptosquid 2 months ago 16
Jeg er norsk !!! (i am norwegian)
suubberud123 2 months ago
I couldn´t take this music one minute long, sorry.
Highriser14 2 months ago
the way you pronounce dirt sound like dicht, which is the german word for wasted xDD
Spyderschwinky 3 months ago
Thats why u got Google Translate -.-
Klydox 3 months ago
learn norwegian? what sort of fool would do that! all it takes to speak that way is too get drunk with rum mixed with coffee get a job on a herring fishboat and swear copiously, even in front of children
atfatw 3 months ago
@atfatw No? you don't know anything about norwegian.... The guy in the video are saying so much wrong....
linet2608 2 months ago
@gannet2608 arr yew tooky? you look like a little dolly why is that? you related to quisling
atfatw 2 months ago
It sound like Spanish kind off the pronunciation
fanychulita 3 months ago
It was pleasant to me, especially RRRR! I growled five minutes.
MagMerlin2003 3 months ago
Great video, but the background music gets awfully annoying after a while!
FrapaneseGirl 3 months ago
@FrapaneseGirl
You kidding? The background music plus his stoned look, and the way he says "dirt" and "jerk" mixes this all into an bagage of total epicness:)
TheDecayingmaterial 3 months ago
I'm very happy to see that norwegian wouldn't be so difficult for a spanish speaker when it comes to pronounciation... I hope so :P
volcanowolf 3 months ago
I talk like that, and my first language is English.
xxLem0nPl3dgeii 3 months ago
Norge er et kult land!
BritneySpearsHLyrics 3 months ago
@BritneySpearsHLyrics nope
svettsprekk 3 months ago
Press 6 for karate
MrTheQuarryman 3 months ago
du er teit.
smartercat 3 months ago
I see a Viking
MacDonaldSeumas 3 months ago
I think "sol" (sun) is just the same pronounciation both in Norwegian and Portuguese, at least the writing is the very same :)
RammsCarvalho 3 months ago
Norwegian cant speak english properly :3
Pockyy135 3 months ago
he kinda souds like he is from "skåne" in sweden, where's that dialect from?
rakhoger 3 months ago in playlist How to speak Norwegian like a Norwegian
I like this video, its interesting, but the music is a pain in the bit you sit on.
pookijman 3 months ago
The Norwegian and German alphabet are very similar. ^^
BowDownMortals 4 months ago
hasen gorta
6FaceDrak 4 months ago
"Aliens"
danzofear 4 months ago
Wonderful video but the background music is driving me NUTS. >:(
RogueAdamantiumQueen 4 months ago
I'm a Norwegian and even I don't speak like a Norwegian. Don't worry about it. :-)
GluttonForSex 4 months ago
Dude, you're so funny :-) I enjoyed this.
WhiteLotus68 4 months ago
this is pretty funny...
earpie909090 4 months ago
norwegian is a beautiful language but in different places they have different accents. oslo accent is by far the best accent to hear their singing hehehehe..
vanskilig 4 months ago
@vanskilig er du helt fjern eller? har du hørt tone damli sin dialekt?
LOTRsuck 4 months ago
@LOTRsuck im not norwegian nor fluent in norwegian language but that's what i notice here in norway, every places has their own dialect and accents and oh they can still understand each other but as what i have said oslo accent is the best accent for me
vanskilig 4 months ago
Amazing some phonemes are like spanish, this will make it simpler for me...
Zodomir 4 months ago
Er du full?
Dirteey 4 months ago
you would say "idiot" we would say "eedioot" LMAO
fightinside1 4 months ago
"Like the cat would say - Rrrrr!" *Claws*
haha
eizhowa 5 months ago
Dette er den beste videoen jeg har sett. Svært nyttig!
KurioseKreatur 5 months ago
more videos. my grandparents speak norwegian. they serve lefsa and all that jazz. im 100% norwegian but all i know to do is the norwegian prayer during family reunions, which is large, " I Jesu Navn Gar...." I want or rather need to learn my heritage. Thanks for posting
youfool8181 5 months ago
You are mindblowing
This background music xD
ShamrockFront 5 months ago 15
is he for real ?? LOL XD
bumbumbum43 5 months ago 8
Omg. I am norwegian and the way he says dirt is wrong. He is probably from Bergen, og somewhere around there, and they have than spanish H sound or G sound, while "bokmål" that is our "normal" Norwegian without accent don't use that sound at all..
bibloteket 5 months ago
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stevegerrard90 5 months ago
@bibloteket er DU norsk?!? Bergen?!?
stevegerrard90 5 months ago
@stevegerrard90 Neei, jeg er ikke fra Bergen. Jeg snakker ganske så rent bokmål og bor i Østfold, nøyere bestemt Halden.
bibloteket 4 months ago
@bibloteket Jeg skjønner at ikke du er fra Bergen. For dette er ikke Bergensk. Feil landsdel til og med.
stevegerrard90 4 months ago
@stevegerrard90 Men det er en veldig skarre r? Det høres sånn ut i alle fall..
bibloteket 4 months ago
rofl.....
worldholdon123 5 months ago
video is good, but the music / sounds in the background are really annoying!!
IHFSC 5 months ago
@homocallidus its also ignorant to stereotype an entire nation due to your experience with only a few members of it
slimininin 6 months ago
It's cool, norwegian alphabeth is similar to polish xD
I want to learn Norwegian ;p
wlochatameszka 6 months ago
why the stupid music?
jlsicard 6 months ago
Arrrrrr Arrrrr Arrrrrrrrrrr~rrrrrr~rrrrrrr xDDDD
Aghhhhh Aghhhh Aghhhh~hhhh`hhh xDD
Jassim48 6 months ago
will u remove the MUSIC please?? cuz it makes me hard to focus :|
Jassim48 6 months ago 2
Hahahahahah! Lmfao here
1totrefirefem 6 months ago
er det bare jeg som ble vettskremt av den skarre-r-en på 0:25 ?
Dumlenums 6 months ago
Norwegian speak like their belly hurts. But it's quite funny. I like it. Thanks for movies galstrim I very like amatour language courses and language tips made out of passion for language.
DorianTheCruel 6 months ago
norwegians are actually ignorant and spiteful people...
HomoCallidus 6 months ago
If he is going to teach norwegian to english speakers, he neads to know more english. We do not pronounce some letters the way he thinks that we do.
thatstupidguyethan 6 months ago
Hvis han kommer til å lære norsk til engelsk høyttalere, neads han å vite mer engelsk. Vi vil ikke uttale noen bokstaver måten han mener at vi gjør.
thatstupidguyethan 6 months ago
FLIRE SÅ Æ SKRIK!!!!
verikstad 6 months ago
hahaha han er sykt morsom
froya009 6 months ago
What the fuck kind of shit is this?!?
norwayairsoft 6 months ago
Do you seriously need that background music.... it gets in the way on learning.
EzechielPregzt 6 months ago 17
Is this Alex Trebeck's love child????
lordofpembroke 2 months ago
@EzechielPregzt christmas~!!! XDD
junharada90 2 months ago
this video is too fucking hilarious. i love it.
christianfff 6 months ago
3:58 LMAO
christianfff 6 months ago
I'm confused about the R. I heard a lot of times that Norwegian R's are very similar to the French R. And yet when you introduced R you said it as if it was a Spanish RR. When would you roll the R in a word and when would you use the French R?
Radjehuty 6 months ago
@Radjehuty It mostly depends on where in the country you live. I live in the southern part of Norway so I do not make a rolling R sound...
Kevanzer 6 months ago
Please don't ever become a Norwegian/English teacher.
yrhyngrwyd 7 months ago
du suger skitt, idiot
TheZackska 7 months ago
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MELISSA84008 7 months ago
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Anemikalsen 7 months ago
How do you say, "I look like a stoner." in Norwegian?
chowfun1976 7 months ago 33
@chowfun1976
"Jeg ser ut som en stoner"
Pakanahymni 7 months ago
@chowfun1976
Oh that's easy but it depends on what part of norway you're from so. But i'm for western Norway or like we say it "Vestlandet" When we say i look like a stoner we say: Eg ser ut som eg er stein.
MrAndreastb 3 months ago
@chowfun1976
Like this: "Jeg ligner på en rusa homo."
Helenenopinkdoll 3 months ago
After watching this vid, I don't know if I want to high-five you or lightly slap you across the face, but it was definitely a pleasantly entertaining waste of time. Thank you my good sir.
DannyBoyDubstep 7 months ago 2
you are that crazy viking that tells americans to move away from usa?
cxpm777 7 months ago
I can speak norwegian now...
TheWedontneedroads 7 months ago
He is teaching accent not vocabulary. It is irrelevant that he is not using actual Norwegian words. If he is indeed pronouncing them with a Norwegian accent then this is an effective teaching method to introduce American-English speakers to the sounds in the language.
SlinkyMalinky100 7 months ago 28
dirt=møkk
chrisi12395 7 months ago
@chrisi12395 He is pronouncing "dirt" as he would in a Norwegian accent. He isn't saying that Norwegians actually have the same word in English for dirt.
Radjehuty 6 months ago
in norway its ringe not call XD
chrisi12395 7 months ago
han høres ut som en trønder... eller vestlending
robixax 7 months ago
u messed up ugly at "b" we dont say bæhh. WTF mann? dont judge norwegians from this guy btw in norway we have hundreds of accents or dialects
DonkymanCominAtYa 7 months ago
this is pretty funny... with his look
jukebox37 7 months ago
he is so wild....grrrrrrr love him
cameliya 7 months ago
u cant talk norwegian we dont say ALL we say alle
Christoffersp 7 months ago
I'm very surprised, Norwegian pronunciation is very similar to Spanish, R and O are the only ones pronounced significantly different.
wheelieshinobi 7 months ago
Dirt= dritt xD
Fr0zeeen 7 months ago
WTF, he sucks in English and Norwegian!!!
We don,t talk like this in Norway... :O) ha ha ha.
But he have one thing rigth, we talk different in different part of the country..
anitacathrine 8 months ago
And call is Ringe.
zinbay100 8 months ago
it is not Ahhh it is A!!!
zinbay100 8 months ago
lol u fail in ur ge
Minimedic12 8 months ago
lol u fail in ur own language
Minimedic12 8 months ago
loooooooooool så sykt feil
TheZerocheese 8 months ago
whaa?=P vi sier ikkje R sånn i Bergen:P
aleaiectaest 8 months ago
now teach them to talk like a bergenser:D
aleaiectaest 8 months ago
You people complaining about "How he says the word" Are missing the point. He's pronouncing the English word with the Norwegian alphabet.
DemandSurrender 8 months ago 3
@DemandSurrender
But he is saying it wrong! the words he says does not exist!
zinbay100 8 months ago
@zinbay100 He is saying ENGLISH words. With the NORWEGIAN alphabet. Ball, is a English word, as is Egg, but he's using the NORWEGIAN alphabet to say it
DemandSurrender 8 months ago
Lol I havnt had this much fun trying to learn a language since my last year school german class!! Good job!
TeachersPet42 8 months ago
are u on drugs or something ?
jonatandj 8 months ago
Dirt?!?!?! No way!!
I am a 15 year old norwegian girl, and i haven't heard anyone say that word before once!!
LoveAnimeTiger 8 months ago
see part 2 from 3.44 to the end
TheFantasyboss 8 months ago
Chewbacca madness at 5:59 ha ha!. In Spanish we have the same annoying "R" sound which is very difficult to produce when drunk. Many thanks for the video!
rageone70 8 months ago
jammen faen da, herregud noe så dumt, ingen i norge sier jerk. hehehe eller noen av de andre orda, som lullaby.. heter nattasang det
Totalt vranglære
Ane1Cecilie 8 months ago
@Ane1Cecilie Rolig nå. Han lærer bort fonetisk uttalelse av bokstaver.
merlechmoose 8 months ago
How to say "I want to burn churches and kill my black metaller friend" in Norwegian
Zodist 8 months ago
du e fette styggg!
94offe 8 months ago
Stop doing drugs, dude!
The0rdinary0ne 8 months ago
"J" more often than not is pronounced "Juh" in English. Almost completely no "Y" sound
QuartuvLarry 9 months ago
What I want to know is the sentence structure
HammerHeadShovel 9 months ago
du er feit morra puler
Xboxguyful 9 months ago
@Xerotaerg If you're going to "speak" it. None. If you want to write it, I would START with bokmål.
Nynorsk is the "real" norwegian way of writing and speaking, but for foreigners it may be hard to learn. It's many reasons to it, but mostly because of the special pronounciations and words. :) But it's not impossible :P Bokmål, I would say is more "danish-light". It is Danish, transformed into easy NOrwegian. But it is the one which is easiest to learn :) Send me a message for more info:)
Martinandxxx 9 months ago
this guy have very hypnotizing eyes ^^ It's hard to learn from him without gazing into his eyes lol
hatshepsutiv 9 months ago
@Xerotaerg Bokmål.
Nynorsk is not a vocal language, really. It's just a mix of different dialects from all over the countr