Same with one ADT commercial I watched... they came home to the burglar, and he just was like "Oops, I'm going to slowly leave now" while the family was screaming their heads off.
Those commercials piss me off every time I see them. The women are such sissies (and I'm a female)! If someone broke into my home, I'd grab my knife (always have one on my person) and charge them. I'd rather defend my territory from the bastards (no matter how many or how big they are)--even if it killed me. I wouldn't be able to live with myself, or rest in piece, knowing I had given up and run away from a fight. =/
I like how in all these commercials when the company calls them them they're all "OMGOMG SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE OH GOD HELP ME!!!!" but then they answer the phone and they go, "Hello?" all calm like there was no alarm. Though that could also be attributed to bad acting, I dunno.
AJ: Oh shit, I completely forgot about that security panel that was right next to the doorway which would have been impossible to not notice on my way out!
The commercials may be corny as Hell, & funny too, but the amount of the violent felons, & rapists that have been released to walk the streets again would astound you! Best solution, carry a pistol if you can afford one, & they need to start hanging violent criminals that have killed innocent people. Problem solved!
@loveunderlaw Ah, yes, the old classic: "use guns, they solve all problems!"
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@Xeginy Actually I prefer knives to guns, & no I didn't say I was an "Internet bad ass" bad ass either! But when it comes to killing evil people, any method is acceptable IMO.
Ask yourself "why you want to defend society's scum"? What's wrong with you anyway?
They serve NO useful purpose to anyone, they should just be executed if they've committed a violent crime against any innocent person.
@loveunderlaw How I wish I could live in your simple world, where people can easily be divided into "good" and "evil."
I know you think that you've got some vigilante, badass cowboy attitude, but you're really just thinking like a 12 y/o who's seen Die Hard one too many times. So stop flexing your Internet muscles, because no one is impressed.
@Xeginy How I wish I could live in your simple world, where people can easily be divided into "good" and "evil."
I know you think that you've got some vigilante, badass cowboy attitude, but you're really just thinking like a 12 y/o who's seen Die Hard one too many times. So stop flexing your Internet muscles, because no one is impressed
Everyone know rapists snarl and bash doors open with their faces and never enter your home in any subtler ways or even by inviting themselves in somehow because chances are the victim knows the person already so they manage to get a pretext!!!
Thanks, alarm that only seems to get triggered by exploding doors, you make me feel so safe!
@fireballbaby12 My mom wouldn't have even gone for the gun. She'd have kicked the crap right out of them, and the dog would have had to pick over the leftovers if it wanted to bite anything still intact.
Yup loud noises will scare anyone off. No way they'll keep coming after you in the ten minutes or so it'll probably take for anyone to get to your house.
@photobiker66 i was thinking the same thing! i think it's cause they don't want to be seen as racist...the women are always white too. definite marketing strategy there.
I wish colt would make a commercial with the same premise but instead of having an alarm go off the woman in question pulls out a pistol and just shoots the guy. Then the commerical says "guns are cheaper per month than a security system and more reliable; buy colt."
These commercials are so preposterous. All they need to do to make it more ridiculous is to have the guy go 'Raaaaaaaaaaaawr' when he gets inside the house.
I like how the would-be assailants seem to give the women more than enough time to run away and calmly answer their phone with a "Hello?" rather than about knowing the company would be calling...
There's also another one of these commercials where a women and her young daughter actually walk in on some guy trying to steal their stuff. Of course that could never happen to a man...
What if it was a billhook-wielding Olympic-sprinter neko-girl or just plain anyone that is after your head? If you're alone, you're dead, and unless you've got a video security system, she's free to walk in, kill you, and leave without fear of detection. But what are the chances of that?
@Extraintrovert I thought the point of the "loud noises" was to draw the attention of anyone within earshot. You smash through the door and next thing you know all the neighbors are poking their heads out their doors just to see what the hell's going on.
Yes, because humans are known for our altruism towards strangers, and DEFINITELY don't ignore any alarms or sounds of distress that aren't directly concerned with us. Nope. Not at all.
What happens if the person who breaks in is on ecstasy. They hear the alarm, next thing you know they start raving and invite their rapist raving friends. Now you've got a living room full of rapists with glow sticks and water bottles.
Get a big loud dog. It works just as well as this stupid alarm system and the dog actually warns you BEFORE the person kicks the door in. Some teenagers were trying to break into my car one night and the dog alerted me to their presence before they were able to break in.
There's no equality while women feel unsafe and men are shown as either villains OR saviors. The media like these "security" ads promote inequality and probably less security. They spread paranoia so people buy their shit. That sound wouldn't scare any of the jerks away and who has time to push the buttons then call Broadview? Um 911? it shows girls as unsafe helpless victims 24/7 who must find big muscle-y manly men they don't know (like at Broadview) or else! Pressure on men to protect 24/7.
I have been wondering this a long time: on the broad view commercial where the girl had a party why didn't he just knock on her door and say he forgot his keys or something instead of kicking the door down like a dumbass
because people breaking into your home will always just kick down the door...
also, to jump into the spelling thing, the word "man" actually descends from the word for "people." man and woman both had different words in old english (wer and wif respectively)...the word for "wife" was "wifman" (female-person), which is where "woman" came from. it doesn't actually have to do with men/masculinity at all...so misspelling it just disassociates women from being a wife etymologically, not from men
@LanithsAdvocate And even then, "wifman" just meant "female-person"...so unless women would like to claim they by definition are not female people, I don't see much point in messing with spelling (and I'm speaking as a lesbian liberal...though I am also an English major, so I like correct spelling anyway)
ahahahaha the ad that played just before this video started was the ad with the mother and daughter playing the backyard for broadview security. yeah they should not just put ads that are related to the videos but make sure the video is not making fun of the ad first.
The only reason these commercials have not drawn broader critisism is because the asailant is always white. Can you imagine if they had one commercial with a black dude with a jerri curl and a gold grill?
Broadview's commecials are so accurate. The data supports Broadview's ads that the typical home invader is a white male with dirty blonde hair that looks like he plays on a college soccer team. White families with husbands, sons or nephews all over the country need to boycott this company and go to the ADT instead until they start putting some men of color in the ads as home invaders.
Broadview Commercials We'd like to see: 2:16 A.J.? Door is kicked down, Woman screams!! AJ stays in house & runs after women up to the bedroom.Next scene:Girl laying next to A.J. in the bed smoking cigarette and says,'Oh A.J. that was fantastic! I sure love when you dress up like 'scary white guy attacking me on Tuesday Sex nites'...
The Rules of these Commercials: Woman either by herself (sometimes w/child) in a 30 room house at night with all the windows open and brightly lit. Door comes down and is ALWAYS a menacing looking WHITE GUY (or maybe 2 white guys) They run out really fast without even trying to turn off the alarm or shoot somebody. Woman runs,answers phone,& the handsome BLACK man on the other end comes to her rescue. THESE ARE THE RULES & SHOULD NOT WAVER!
adding on to what i had, what i am trying to say is there is no way those security guys evey call that fucking quick. lol. i accidently set my alarm off once and it took 15 to 20 for a call. lol. these commericals are false and bs. the next time a burglar breaks in im screaming get out.
Honestly, i love how everyone looks at the women and men bullshit. Doesnt anyone notice the woman saying "GET OUT!" im pretty sure that a burglar will not listen to anyone who tells them to get out if there is no alarm. And finally these commercials crack me up because they are so dumb. Now what i am about to say i DONT want to see. But im pretty sure if a burglar really wanted any of these girls they could go in and take them.
@Rossoneriazzuri Well,they are kind of one sided. I had an ex-girlfriend stalking me and had a girl in my appt. around 2 AM and the ex was outside screaming & kicking the door.Fortunately for me the ex looked fairly nice after clubbin and wasn't wearing a black hoodie' like all those white guys in the commercials.The girl left & the ex came in and spent the nite.
I have been a (Master technician) with Brinks/Broadview for 11+ years now- and this was the funniest thing I have ever seen! Some valid points.. On the other hand, there has been a rapist loose in the Kansas City area for the past 5 mos.. And many women will tell you otherwise. Still a cute spoof.
bigboy45454545 PROVE Jesus is a myth? There are people who pray to pagan gods but I don't see you mocking their existance! Another bitter soul mad at God people daddy left!
I heard A.J. is working for Bank of America now. No more of this small time, plaid collar stuff. Why go around smashing in doors when you can arrange to take the whole frikkin house?
Hahaha! This ad is so true. But it does target women, and thats not cool. Because it also targets men. This ad is making men look like were theses bad people. Why couldnt it be a man in his house with a women with a gun that breaks in. Or a teenager thats in his house and somebody breaks in... I dont get it people!
@starkid If you are being serious, why do all of the white woman in the commercial live alone in a 30 room mansion and leave all the curtains wide open at nite? Please note how racial (anti caucasian) these ads are.They're trying to be so PC that it becomes an insult to honkies everywhere.Yes, I said 'the H word'!! I'm white and it's 'our word' so I'm allowed to use it!
@rleary1 Please do not complain about racism against white people. The entitlement just seeps through. It's showing only white womin because no one gives a shit about WOC.
Guess what? As a white persun, you have it better than anybody. So suck it the fuck up and actually try and learn about racism that IS STILL GOING ON TODAY! I know listening to non-whites might hurt your delicate little brain, but try.
haha- i like how the host exposes the stupidity of these commercials... they play off ignorant and paranoid women and use fear as a tactic to get them to buy their product
bahaha- FUCK Broadview security... how come all of em are white dudes?? I think a few blacks and mexicans might feel left out eventually and want to break in as well
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Don't worry Sarah, you don't have to buy a Broadview security system because no one would want to rape you. If it makes you feel more wanted by a man then get a Broadview.
hahaha i don't thin you need to tell any member of the Hanson family about that.... we/they are the most irrationally NOT fearful people ever. my grandma's signature quote: "It's not that EASY to die!" (said after things like "what if this whipped cream is expired?" and "i don't know grandma... doesn't look safe to me")
except my dad's cousin Bonnie who won't leave the house without a pair of shades and her husband.
he's not any more scared of loud noises than we are. i'm sure he'd just break in all the same if he were sure no police were informed at the sound of the alarm.
anyway, these commercials are awful if you're a feminist and noble if you're the rest of us. :)
I hate these commercials. They are so fuckin stupid. A guy kicks in the door, stands there with a dumb look on his face, then runs away. Who's going to do that? If someone's brazen enough to break into a home when they know people are inside they're certainly not going to give a shit about an alarm. Besides, he could strangle the crap out of her, steal her stuff and be half way to Turkey before Broadview dialed 911.
If people are that concerned about it their best bet is to get a big dog.
The one with AJ is priceless. Throwing that bare elbow thru the door's window and that Facial expression...I cant wait for my first home invasion. Ill ask the lady how it looked when i do it....Did you see rage in my facial expression? Or ill wear a Broad view uniform when i do it that will throw her off Seriously tho..Buy a .45
last summer my cousin accidentally punched through a window. he drew his arm back and realized that it had been sliced nearly in half. i was standing inches away at his right shoulder. we saw everything inside his arm. it was disgusting.
Why did she said someone is always outside waiting to rape you, LOL. The dumbass redhed should've gotten her azz beat by letting a stanger name AJ in the house.
wait, they just PUNCH A FUCKING DOOR OPEN?
previouslyadjetive 10 hours ago
What happens if the police Brinks my fucking door in!?
"This is Ron from Broadview Security, are you alright?"
"HELP! They comin' to get me!" *Sound of a toilet flushing*
JerFhilm 6 days ago
I like the concerned-yet-in control nod from Rick at 2:56.
-Product void if home invasion perpetrated by black or hispanic men-
JerFhilm 6 days ago
Even though I knew it was all done in front of a blue screen... The optical illusion of her studio was ruined.
arcaniman1993 1 week ago
I dunno but AJ is hella stupid!
ubaksh11 1 week ago
Just want to point out that those alarms take at least 30 seconds to go off, and 30 seconds is a long time for a serial killer rapist.
someguy227 1 month ago
can u trust your home security to goof balls that peddle commercials like this?
HK83IE 1 month ago
Same with one ADT commercial I watched... they came home to the burglar, and he just was like "Oops, I'm going to slowly leave now" while the family was screaming their heads off.
aidao26 2 months ago
Those commercials piss me off every time I see them. The women are such sissies (and I'm a female)! If someone broke into my home, I'd grab my knife (always have one on my person) and charge them. I'd rather defend my territory from the bastards (no matter how many or how big they are)--even if it killed me. I wouldn't be able to live with myself, or rest in piece, knowing I had given up and run away from a fight. =/
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suzannezel 1 month ago
"Loud noises are 100% effective at scaring off psychotic bad guys." Especially when they come in .38 cal.
Ihmhi 3 months ago 9
I like how in all these commercials when the company calls them them they're all "OMGOMG SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE OH GOD HELP ME!!!!" but then they answer the phone and they go, "Hello?" all calm like there was no alarm. Though that could also be attributed to bad acting, I dunno.
positiveopinions 3 months ago
*alarm sounds*
AJ: Oh shit, I completely forgot about that security panel that was right next to the doorway which would have been impossible to not notice on my way out!
notexa 3 months ago 2
The commercials may be corny as Hell, & funny too, but the amount of the violent felons, & rapists that have been released to walk the streets again would astound you! Best solution, carry a pistol if you can afford one, & they need to start hanging violent criminals that have killed innocent people. Problem solved!
loveunderlaw 3 months ago
@loveunderlaw capital punishment doesn't deter criminals, though.
heysaturdaysun 3 months ago
@heysaturdaysun But they CAN'T commit the same crime again once they're dead, can they?!
loveunderlaw 3 months ago
@loveunderlaw Ah, yes, the old classic: "use guns, they solve all problems!"
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Xeginy 2 days ago
@Xeginy Actually I prefer knives to guns, & no I didn't say I was an "Internet bad ass" bad ass either! But when it comes to killing evil people, any method is acceptable IMO.
Ask yourself "why you want to defend society's scum"? What's wrong with you anyway?
They serve NO useful purpose to anyone, they should just be executed if they've committed a violent crime against any innocent person.
loveunderlaw 2 days ago
@loveunderlaw How I wish I could live in your simple world, where people can easily be divided into "good" and "evil."
I know you think that you've got some vigilante, badass cowboy attitude, but you're really just thinking like a 12 y/o who's seen Die Hard one too many times. So stop flexing your Internet muscles, because no one is impressed.
Xeginy 2 days ago
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@Xeginy How I wish I could live in your simple world, where people can easily be divided into "good" and "evil."
I know you think that you've got some vigilante, badass cowboy attitude, but you're really just thinking like a 12 y/o who's seen Die Hard one too many times. So stop flexing your Internet muscles, because no one is impressed
loveunderlaw 1 day ago
Everyone know rapists snarl and bash doors open with their faces and never enter your home in any subtler ways or even by inviting themselves in somehow because chances are the victim knows the person already so they manage to get a pretext!!!
Thanks, alarm that only seems to get triggered by exploding doors, you make me feel so safe!
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Symposeum 4 months ago
To that first commercial - F that screaming and running, my mom would've shot em straight in the face. >:|
fireballbaby12 5 months ago
@fireballbaby12 My mom wouldn't have even gone for the gun. She'd have kicked the crap right out of them, and the dog would have had to pick over the leftovers if it wanted to bite anything still intact.
Shatari 5 months ago
@Shatari lol
fireballbaby12 5 months ago
Those guys are horrible creepers.
blarg83 5 months ago
Why wouldn't "AJ" just knock on her door and THEN assault her after seeing that she had a security alarm?
Also, why is this lady inviting random people into her house?
GnorkyMoose17 5 months ago
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they're both idiots, maybe.. :)
Ollie7707 5 months ago
Basically, I learned here not to kick in the front door of any house that I break into. Maybe I'll jimmy a basement hatch instead.
DontcallmeFrenchy 6 months ago
Yup loud noises will scare anyone off. No way they'll keep coming after you in the ten minutes or so it'll probably take for anyone to get to your house.
sweetnessledda 7 months ago
Funny how the burglars - rapists - bad guys in these commercials are ALWAYS white.
photobiker66 7 months ago
@photobiker66 i was thinking the same thing! i think it's cause they don't want to be seen as racist...the women are always white too. definite marketing strategy there.
tomoni84 7 months ago
@photobiker66 Because the vast majority of crimes are committed intra-ethnically.
hollabackitsobi 7 months ago
OMG. "Look Like A Caucasian Burglar University". I laughed really hard.
KellyAnn2390 8 months ago 6
Hilarious! This SO shoulda replaced that Erin chicks segments
Morisia9900 8 months ago
@Morisia9900 Sadly, it was Modern Lady that replaced Target Women. Sarah Haskins is way funnier than Erin Gibson, any day of the week.
Xeginy 2 days ago
SOMEBODYS GONNA GET RAPED
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hayaiaoo 8 months ago
XD The real commercials for these always cracked me up.
WatchThisReview 8 months ago
I wish colt would make a commercial with the same premise but instead of having an alarm go off the woman in question pulls out a pistol and just shoots the guy. Then the commerical says "guns are cheaper per month than a security system and more reliable; buy colt."
majordbag2 9 months ago
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fortunately i don't think that talking whale of a host is in any danger of getting within 100 miles of a man
Bowarcher 9 months ago
These commercials used to scare me shitless when I was a little kid. They ALWAYS came on at night! Marketing geniuses!
CortneyElin 9 months ago
Joe Burglar, from Look Like a Caucasian Bugler University
Eliiizabeth88 9 months ago
Misandry is big business.
supersporkspank 9 months ago
These commercials are so preposterous. All they need to do to make it more ridiculous is to have the guy go 'Raaaaaaaaaaaawr' when he gets inside the house.
pilatunes 9 months ago 3
I like how the would-be assailants seem to give the women more than enough time to run away and calmly answer their phone with a "Hello?" rather than about knowing the company would be calling...
There's also another one of these commercials where a women and her young daughter actually walk in on some guy trying to steal their stuff. Of course that could never happen to a man...
positiveopinions 10 months ago 3
AJ is stupid sexy
leiaiel 10 months ago
"Get Broadview or get Murdered"
blackbyrd93 11 months ago 10
I can imagine what the two guys in the treadmill commercial were talking about.
"Alright, first we rape and kill the lady, then we steal everything. Kill all witnesses."
"But, what if the cops show up?"
"Dude, we have enough armor and firepower to take on two SWAT teams!!!"
"Alright, then, let's do this."
(Breaks door.)
"Oh, shit!!! A little beepy alarm!!! Run!! RUN LIKE HELL!!!"
zachmasterzach 11 months ago 27
My question is why do these women all buy shitty doors?
Also, wow, these guys all have commitment issues if they flee at an alarm.
ferrberret74 11 months ago 10
O_o
MistressYoko 11 months ago
Lol. Why is it that Broadview Security only hires white males?
astrangeone 11 months ago 3
@astrangeone Whoooo-boy, the Unfortunate Implications for that one abound!
Candykus 11 months ago
Rape-Fables. XD
IngridBerg 11 months ago
These "Target Women" segments are much better than the "Modern Lady" nowadays.
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shasikamalika 11 months ago
I love how that lady at the beginning pulls her eight-year-old daughter in *front* of her as a human shield.
Friscalating 1 year ago 55
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Moral of the story is don't get security? Don't protect my kids?
theleadingrunner 1 year ago
She is one of the funniest women i've ever seen!!! LMFAO!!!!
ShaRutherford199 1 year ago
Home invasion victims are Always Female.
psychoreactive 1 year ago
Thank you Broadview Security, for giving High Octane Nightmare fuel and Paranoia fuel to woman everywhere.
Be sure to expect repercussions from all us guys brushed off due to fear caused b your commercials. It was nice knowing you (Not really)
Velociraptorblade 1 year ago
Probably my fave target women yet
Billthepenguin 1 year ago
this DOES have some Unfortunate Implications.
lepidine 1 year ago
is it just me or are these the worst burglars ever
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treinamarey 1 year ago
thank goodness because i would of blown his head off
fastmaster2 1 year ago
What if it was a billhook-wielding Olympic-sprinter neko-girl or just plain anyone that is after your head? If you're alone, you're dead, and unless you've got a video security system, she's free to walk in, kill you, and leave without fear of detection. But what are the chances of that?
MikaruKeiko 1 year ago
I love how easy the door is to kick open. Maybe they should spend money on doors and locks that aren't made of cardboard instead of LOUD NOISES.
Extraintrovert 1 year ago 11
@Extraintrovert I thought the point of the "loud noises" was to draw the attention of anyone within earshot. You smash through the door and next thing you know all the neighbors are poking their heads out their doors just to see what the hell's going on.
MarsellusWallace 1 year ago
@MarsellusWallace
Yes, because humans are known for our altruism towards strangers, and DEFINITELY don't ignore any alarms or sounds of distress that aren't directly concerned with us. Nope. Not at all.
Extraintrovert 1 year ago
Honky alert!
quarvis 1 year ago
She's so funny.
davidhilton 1 year ago
I remember when my freinds were bored and ended up making a spoof of the ex-boyfriend one. But it was an ex-girlfriend. Yeah.
fenn567 1 year ago
What happens if the person who breaks in is on ecstasy. They hear the alarm, next thing you know they start raving and invite their rapist raving friends. Now you've got a living room full of rapists with glow sticks and water bottles.
ActaNonVerba71 1 year ago 150
@ActaNonVerba71 Slip em moar drugs.
Valkod23 9 months ago
@ActaNonVerba71 thn you charge them 20$ for a bottle of beer
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Who is the man who plays aj?
mattarmani 1 year ago
This is dead on; those commercials are so annoying
johnmiles 1 year ago 8
1:13 Sergio's a rapist!
Lunatasma 1 year ago
why would he break into that house, after seeing that somebody is home.
skatecam1248 1 year ago 5
Get a big loud dog. It works just as well as this stupid alarm system and the dog actually warns you BEFORE the person kicks the door in. Some teenagers were trying to break into my car one night and the dog alerted me to their presence before they were able to break in.
wvd1979 1 year ago 8
There's no equality while women feel unsafe and men are shown as either villains OR saviors. The media like these "security" ads promote inequality and probably less security. They spread paranoia so people buy their shit. That sound wouldn't scare any of the jerks away and who has time to push the buttons then call Broadview? Um 911? it shows girls as unsafe helpless victims 24/7 who must find big muscle-y manly men they don't know (like at Broadview) or else! Pressure on men to protect 24/7.
shiningarainbow 1 year ago 27
@shiningarainbow Get off the phone, Jim from Broadview, I'm trying to call the police!
Steenhorst 3 months ago 4
yea notice she says it creates Rape Fables thus victimizing women and perpetuating the hero and damsel in distress dichotomy.....
PimpMyParadigm 1 year ago 5
@PimpMyParadigm Exactly! good points.
shiningarainbow 1 year ago
I can make a noise that would make a bad guy run... how about the sound of a pump action shotgun?
WTF1920 1 year ago 12
or...perhaps you should get a better door installed...lol
amerazian13 1 year ago 5
"im fine now, what r u wearing"
XD i nearly died laughing
SuperSonicPain 1 year ago 2
As if my paranoia wasn't bad enough >8C
DragonitePrincess 1 year ago
I have been wondering this a long time: on the broad view commercial where the girl had a party why didn't he just knock on her door and say he forgot his keys or something instead of kicking the door down like a dumbass
mariahrox153 1 year ago 11
@mariahrox153 That's a very good idea, I'm going to try that instead. Thanks!
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mattarmani 1 year ago
That Sarah guy is cool. He really knows what he's talking about.
Doomy23 1 year ago
Google just spawned that exact advertisement from the beginning AT the beginning.
beautyliedead 1 year ago
I like AJ, he's my favorite character. These commercials try to be politically correct but they epic fail hehe.
GothikOrk 1 year ago
I love how this video portrays women as weak damsel in distresses akin to Ashley in Resident Evil 4, who can't do anything but scream for help.
Great job, guys. :3
tenryuu 1 year ago
Video is really creepy. hope your products gets good reviews as well, Did you guys visit goodalarmbadalarm site
GoodAlarmBadAlarm 1 year ago
omg thats so creepy everyone who works at broadview are guys and goodlooking. wtf.
linzymack 1 year ago
that ad played right before i watched this...lol
beb0126 1 year ago 2
because people breaking into your home will always just kick down the door...
also, to jump into the spelling thing, the word "man" actually descends from the word for "people." man and woman both had different words in old english (wer and wif respectively)...the word for "wife" was "wifman" (female-person), which is where "woman" came from. it doesn't actually have to do with men/masculinity at all...so misspelling it just disassociates women from being a wife etymologically, not from men
LanithsAdvocate 1 year ago
@LanithsAdvocate And even then, "wifman" just meant "female-person"...so unless women would like to claim they by definition are not female people, I don't see much point in messing with spelling (and I'm speaking as a lesbian liberal...though I am also an English major, so I like correct spelling anyway)
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ShawnLFDY 1 year ago
on your own home!
Despotailustrado 1 year ago
ahahahaha the ad that played just before this video started was the ad with the mother and daughter playing the backyard for broadview security. yeah they should not just put ads that are related to the videos but make sure the video is not making fun of the ad first.
WallisISaGirlsName 1 year ago
"Don't worry, there's always a happy ending, because you've got something up your sleeve!" A butcher knife? ...a taser? ...really sharp house key?
DarkAngelKisses13th 1 year ago 3
What does "Broadview" mean? "The broad is always in view of the rapist"? Or "This is our view of broads"?
boredstiffamerican 1 year ago 4
What does "Broadview" mean? "This is our view of broads"?
boredstiffamerican 1 year ago
What do the women do in the 45 - 90 minutes between the phone call and the arrival of police?
bladeemerson 1 year ago
what happens if the rapist is deaf?
Rompcom 1 year ago 108
@Rompcom Deaf people can feel noises.
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Rompcom 10 months ago
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Rompcom 10 months ago
@Rompcom - So save $99 a month and scare off deaf rapists with the stereo.
Rompcom 10 months ago
@Rompcom Well then what about the hearing robbers?
BicycleFunk 10 months ago
@BicycleFunk - make sure the stereo is playing Kenny G.
Rompcom 10 months ago 3
@Rompcom watch Japan porn you will find out - the tenticals
Hrady55 6 months ago
@Hrady55 that is a horrible stereotype. A lot of it is pretty safe for viewing.
loopofpoop 5 months ago
The only reason these commercials have not drawn broader critisism is because the asailant is always white. Can you imagine if they had one commercial with a black dude with a jerri curl and a gold grill?
Rompcom 1 year ago 7
@Rompcom That would be 'bigotry'
bladeemerson 1 year ago
'I like to call the Rape Fables.'
haha, classic. love.
uberschnepp 1 year ago
I haven't laughed this hard in days.
DGroover1 1 year ago
I just bought a bunch of flannels at the gap.figured id look trendy,but thanks broadview,now I look like "AJ"!
FrostyManElemental 1 year ago
"AJ" looks exactly like someone I know EXACTLY and he is this same type of personality. Ineed to put in on Facebook and tag him in it :)
spartan23msu1 1 year ago
Use another company. Broadview is an incorporated scam.
Wynswid 1 year ago
Broadview's commecials are so accurate. The data supports Broadview's ads that the typical home invader is a white male with dirty blonde hair that looks like he plays on a college soccer team. White families with husbands, sons or nephews all over the country need to boycott this company and go to the ADT instead until they start putting some men of color in the ads as home invaders.
Rob0330 1 year ago
why isn't there any more target women being made?? why???
imbilica 1 year ago
Broadview Commercials We'd like to see: 2:16 A.J.? Door is kicked down, Woman screams!! AJ stays in house & runs after women up to the bedroom.Next scene:Girl laying next to A.J. in the bed smoking cigarette and says,'Oh A.J. that was fantastic! I sure love when you dress up like 'scary white guy attacking me on Tuesday Sex nites'...
rleary1 1 year ago
The Rules of these Commercials: Woman either by herself (sometimes w/child) in a 30 room house at night with all the windows open and brightly lit. Door comes down and is ALWAYS a menacing looking WHITE GUY (or maybe 2 white guys) They run out really fast without even trying to turn off the alarm or shoot somebody. Woman runs,answers phone,& the handsome BLACK man on the other end comes to her rescue. THESE ARE THE RULES & SHOULD NOT WAVER!
rleary1 1 year ago
adding on to what i had, what i am trying to say is there is no way those security guys evey call that fucking quick. lol. i accidently set my alarm off once and it took 15 to 20 for a call. lol. these commericals are false and bs. the next time a burglar breaks in im screaming get out.
Rossoneriazzuri 1 year ago
Honestly, i love how everyone looks at the women and men bullshit. Doesnt anyone notice the woman saying "GET OUT!" im pretty sure that a burglar will not listen to anyone who tells them to get out if there is no alarm. And finally these commercials crack me up because they are so dumb. Now what i am about to say i DONT want to see. But im pretty sure if a burglar really wanted any of these girls they could go in and take them.
Rossoneriazzuri 1 year ago 2
@Rossoneriazzuri Well,they are kind of one sided. I had an ex-girlfriend stalking me and had a girl in my appt. around 2 AM and the ex was outside screaming & kicking the door.Fortunately for me the ex looked fairly nice after clubbin and wasn't wearing a black hoodie' like all those white guys in the commercials.The girl left & the ex came in and spent the nite.
rleary1 1 year ago
Men get sexualy harrassed too, trust me.
cylon21921 1 year ago 2
These commercials make me lawl every time I see them. Security systems targeting women is so obvious I don't know how people don't see it.
TheThunderhammer 1 year ago
LOL!the ending is epic!
lovelylolita11 1 year ago
loved it hahahahah!
bombonxdexcianuro 1 year ago
this was hilarious!
dispozilla 1 year ago
I loved the SNL parody of Broadview. "Get it, or get murdered!"
JustPhilNY 1 year ago
These are the best shows I have ever seen
necr0sins 1 year ago
I have been a (Master technician) with Brinks/Broadview for 11+ years now- and this was the funniest thing I have ever seen! Some valid points.. On the other hand, there has been a rapist loose in the Kansas City area for the past 5 mos.. And many women will tell you otherwise. Still a cute spoof.
granthemenway 1 year ago
it's not spoofing the product, it's spoofing the commercials.
ArturoStojanoff 1 year ago
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DaSouth123 1 year ago
bigboy45454545 PROVE Jesus is a myth? There are people who pray to pagan gods but I don't see you mocking their existance! Another bitter soul mad at God people daddy left!
DaSouth123 1 year ago
I went to Look like A Caucasian Burglar University. The classes are really easy.
tikala2000 1 year ago 84
I heard A.J. is working for Bank of America now. No more of this small time, plaid collar stuff. Why go around smashing in doors when you can arrange to take the whole frikkin house?
TrollBuster9090 1 year ago 2
have you guys noticed that Current TV is progressively AMAZING!?
Khonsu1212 1 year ago 2
Hahaha! This ad is so true. But it does target women, and thats not cool. Because it also targets men. This ad is making men look like were theses bad people. Why couldnt it be a man in his house with a women with a gun that breaks in. Or a teenager thats in his house and somebody breaks in... I dont get it people!
TheRowands 1 year ago 4
Because men don't need protecting. OBVIOUSLY. It's us poor fragile women that get victimized by men, that also, in turn, NEED men to save us.
starkid 1 year ago 9
@starkid If you are being serious, why do all of the white woman in the commercial live alone in a 30 room mansion and leave all the curtains wide open at nite? Please note how racial (anti caucasian) these ads are.They're trying to be so PC that it becomes an insult to honkies everywhere.Yes, I said 'the H word'!! I'm white and it's 'our word' so I'm allowed to use it!
rleary1 1 year ago
@rleary1 Please do not complain about racism against white people. The entitlement just seeps through. It's showing only white womin because no one gives a shit about WOC.
Guess what? As a white persun, you have it better than anybody. So suck it the fuck up and actually try and learn about racism that IS STILL GOING ON TODAY! I know listening to non-whites might hurt your delicate little brain, but try.
spagerbot 1 year ago 4
@spagerbot
please if you are going to insult people's "little brains." Learn to spell.
adonisofthemodernage 1 year ago
@TheRowands Because when the fuck do u ever hear of a woman breaking in with a gun?????
Rossoneriazzuri 1 year ago
@Rossoneriazzuri Phil Hartman did :P
JerFhilm 6 days ago
haha- i like how the host exposes the stupidity of these commercials... they play off ignorant and paranoid women and use fear as a tactic to get them to buy their product
df61660a 1 year ago
bahaha- FUCK Broadview security... how come all of em are white dudes?? I think a few blacks and mexicans might feel left out eventually and want to break in as well
df61660a 1 year ago
Funny stuff.........But ya could'a mentioned that threats are real and the only real loud noise villains will truly run from is the report of a gun..
Well, they'll either run or drop dead from a good head shot.
AJAX556 1 year ago
@td84 wow that's kinda mean!
Fattymaccy 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Don't worry Sarah, you don't have to buy a Broadview security system because no one would want to rape you. If it makes you feel more wanted by a man then get a Broadview.
td84 1 year ago
nice vid.. i just saw the bad relationship one. the acting is so awful
letsgomets07 1 year ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
cutenkrazyk16 1 year ago
Oh wow, just getting not easy to kick in doors and windows would be a much better investment.
MyHonestyMightHurt 1 year ago
i like you.
Ollie7707 1 year ago
@tom91775
hahaha i don't thin you need to tell any member of the Hanson family about that.... we/they are the most irrationally NOT fearful people ever. my grandma's signature quote: "It's not that EASY to die!" (said after things like "what if this whipped cream is expired?" and "i don't know grandma... doesn't look safe to me")
except my dad's cousin Bonnie who won't leave the house without a pair of shades and her husband.
Ollie7707 1 year ago
@tom91775
he's not any more scared of loud noises than we are. i'm sure he'd just break in all the same if he were sure no police were informed at the sound of the alarm.
anyway, these commercials are awful if you're a feminist and noble if you're the rest of us. :)
BROADVIEW SECURITY TO THE RESCUE!!!!
anyway...
Ollie7707 1 year ago
What if they get you before you can answer the phone?
If you don't answer they just come, right?
ArturoStojanoff 1 year ago
The ending is funny though. lol
Helicon2112 1 year ago
I hate these commercials. They are so fuckin stupid. A guy kicks in the door, stands there with a dumb look on his face, then runs away. Who's going to do that? If someone's brazen enough to break into a home when they know people are inside they're certainly not going to give a shit about an alarm. Besides, he could strangle the crap out of her, steal her stuff and be half way to Turkey before Broadview dialed 911.
If people are that concerned about it their best bet is to get a big dog.
Helicon2112 1 year ago 4
'AJ' has such an actor look about him. How many hot guys need to kick a girl's door in? She'd be asking him in-for the night.
lasuvidaboy 1 year ago
@lasuvidaboy Hmm that's a good point.
AJ probably didn't need to rape her if he was patient. She was probably gonna give it up to him after a while.
brotherbrown84 1 year ago
I loved the ending. "Oh hi Josh. I'm safe now. What are you wearing?" xD
Mariamousie 1 year ago 2
The one with AJ is priceless. Throwing that bare elbow thru the door's window and that Facial expression...I cant wait for my first home invasion. Ill ask the lady how it looked when i do it....Did you see rage in my facial expression? Or ill wear a Broad view uniform when i do it that will throw her off Seriously tho..Buy a .45
W7Blitz 1 year ago 5
@W7Blitz
last summer my cousin accidentally punched through a window. he drew his arm back and realized that it had been sliced nearly in half. i was standing inches away at his right shoulder. we saw everything inside his arm. it was disgusting.
Ollie7707 1 year ago
And what if the robber is deaf?
intelligentjackass 1 year ago 4
Yeah, because an alarm really stops a drugged up crackhead from stabbing you and pissing all over your wall.
intelligentjackass 1 year ago 3
If your mad at your girlfriend kicking in her door and running away lets off allot of steam and its an awesome adrenalin rush. >:D
GoodDay2YouSir 1 year ago
Why did she said someone is always outside waiting to rape you, LOL. The dumbass redhed should've gotten her azz beat by letting a stanger name AJ in the house.
Par5Birdie 1 year ago
Broadview Security supports male bashing.