Taking Down GLaDOS! -- Portal (6 of 7)

[mrdevin1337]

I got an email while watching this video when you read the 2nd to last question about where youtube would be, and it was you sending me a reply to my message on your Bin Laden video... Kinda a Deja Vu effect for me XD

[vampire82630]

I love this and this really help ALOT. Thanks you

[eyesk8ter]

why was glados still talking in the cake sceen? O_O

[number100utopia]

jon i really hate it when people think you suck at this game , but by the way you said you are playing this game online how?

[Mousedigits1]

BTW speaking of mario ( 0:40:36 ) someone is making a game that is a mix of portal and mario :D

[DarthOptimus207]

Jon,

How loud do I have to scream for you to hear me????

[shortsillynerdgirl]

Open this video in another tab, let it play for one second, then start the video in the first tab and mute it. :)

[RandomHero5677]

That android comment made my day. Great stream, gonna have to watch the next live one for sure.

[mrmonkke71]

I can feel you here

[mrmonkke71]

Dis is longer than a movie i wathed

[Jon]

@mrmonkke71 - Well, the last bit is a chat-room session... think of it like a live show (since it was). Goes by quicker that way.

[TheTechnoSauce]

@mrmonkke71 Um... Yeah... It's longer than a lot of movies...

[RMAfan101]

Lol you like SMRPG

I really think Geno should have his own game since he's that awesome.

[littleblueclovers]

I love your ventriloquism act! 8D

lol jk. your audio seems a bit off ;P

love your portal vids so far :)

[loribeads]

Amazing

[InvaderSketch]

They say Wheatley(one of the main characters in Portal 2. All I'll say) is one of the cores that wake up at the end.... They're all yellow/orange.... No blue D:

[Sonicadvaned09]

cool thing is when I left sv_cheats 1 even though i didn't cheat at this part it disabled my achivments and the second time even time I had to hit glados never missed once

[Sonicadvaned09]

too bad I really liked that second core I feel guilty Destorying it :(

[V3ryan]

Your ending was very glitched. You're not supposed to hear Glados growling.

[V3ryan]

Did you end up buying Portal 2? If so, did you like it?

[xKINNGSHAUNx]

Turd muffin?

[The26758]

3 ads holy crap

[jkhzkkkk]

Were you on drugs and alcohol from 0:00 to 9:30?

[crasherb0x]

seez uz

[DarthOptimus207]

Don't listen to these retards that say you suck (That probably don't even own portal) I thought i was good, but you are WAY BETTER so

(And i sat through the beginning too

[RyanDolan123]

3 months in the future, exactly.

[marluxiamania75321]

Portal is a way better choice to waist time on than CoD trust me.

[candler128]

Start from the remake of doctor who if you don't want to watch too much.... it's amazing!!!!

[candler128]

Delorean Power!!!!!!!

[JsrfRox]

the song at the end of portal 2 is SO much better

[hardhitlazy]

You suck at Portal. You're such a fame whore. No one wants to see you ask questions, just play the damn game.

[Jon]

@hardhitlazy - What crawled up your ass and died?

[GIGXX3]

@Jon and had babies that died

[daxterkiddo]

@hardhitlazy hey mother fucker shut you god damn mouth i might want to hear him ask quesions it not all about you asshole

[vidomansam]

@hardhitlazy you mean hes never plaed

[vidomansam]

@vidomansam yeah

[BarricadeSlade]

Why's the audio so badly out of sync?

[legocomputerbuilder]

i can beat portal quick and i haz a companion cube txt me to mak j00 1 or a tut on how to make one [<3]

[simonjohannsen]

i think i understand him that level is relly hard :(

[justinjoboyle]

laggy

[llj355]

The Black Adder is so great... 

[taby448]

thumbs up if u ate crackers when watching this : . )

[frumpy4]

epic audio lag :P

[rapinsanta]

I used the chair

[TheCatchFilms]

you can buy that song to play on rockband 2 and 3 :P

[TheCatchFilms]

in the beginning at least...



[TheCatchFilms]

the audio is soooooooo delaayyyyeeedddd...



[NerfAwesomeness1]

it is not a pice of cake .

[NerfAwesomeness1]

it is not a pice of cake

[pimpeagles]

When you go to austin are you going to try and visit the rooster teeth guys

[NerfAwesomeness1]

no

[pimpeagles]

all of the speedy thing goes in references and on the one puzzle that needs it it takes you the longest to figure out

[chibinekogirl101]

thumbs up if you heard a woman say "wait" at 0:27:29

[890rich]

whats with her and cake????? "FUCK CAKE I WANT CANDY".... as jory would say

[GalacticSaturn]

Wait, I remember at the end of the game a robot drags you away and says something about Thanking the player for assuming some position.

[Webcast01]

Portal 2!!

[wackaful]

Its a joke P you completed it very fast

[wackaful]

You really suck at portal lol

[Jon]

@wackaful - As opposed to all of those other users who finish the entire game in 90 minutes on their first try, right?

Oh wait... those people don't exist.

[justinjoboyle]

@Jon actually i can but its your first try so if people think you suck, piss off.

[wealthdigger]

@Jon To bad they do =/ Did it in 80 min. But that was mostly luck by getting everything right on my first try ^^

[GamingGuru1225]

@wackaful he said in earlier videos he knows he isn't great at the game, no need to tell him when he says don't comment on it

[llj355]

@wackaful When I first played COD 2, it took me hours and hours to finish the first level, then I played it so much that I didn't use the crosshairs and beat it on the hardest difficulty what seemed like once a day... practice is the art to anything, and Jon has had none here. Cut him slack.

[llj355]

@llj355 I mean disabled the crosshairs.

[lisorerox]

i love penutes too jon

[starscreamthe7th]

pleeeeeeeease do Portal 2!!!!

[winxgirlalways]

Portal 2. It must be done.

[snowflower1000]

thumbs up if you watched this live!

[Daftpunkrules1000]

GO JON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gamerzieg3211]

Jon you should use gamefly for you video game channel. its like $16 a month :)

[grandtheftauto1233]

i have those same cups!

[Montera15]

to answer your question at 1:08, it's the "editor's talk" that you do that makes it funny. it's ok, I do it too while I'm editing or doing something on the computer

[ethan20082008]

You get a steam achievment for destroying 30 cameras in portal

[highpreistofgavoroc]

dud its part of the half life sires

[Gmanburgers]

damnit Jon I feel you with being a grammar nazi, one of my facebook friends doesnt even spell a word correctly in her post, and they end up being a paragraph or something.

[KennyGkienan]

the cake is a lie

[LaZyLe0]

Its 2:05 AM i beat the game, im going to bed lol

[Colten45Owns]

if you need help streaming HD or just higher quality to ustream i sent you a message containing all the information you should need to get it up and running

[mav6771]

2 HOURS

[TomBom14]

Jon I must say... This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive.

[dpostuk]

x-split is reasonably heavy... especially when playing games too... "./ meh :'(

[bluman5243]

you know what? GlaDos sounds like the gps in the movie merry christmas drake and josh

[Z0MBERZ]

PLEEEEEEAASE MAKE A GAMING CHANNEL!!!!!

[HaloTrackStudios]

hey one more thing i saw your video of you riding goliath and i thought that was cool so i built a roller coaster race track of it on halo

[HaloTrackStudios]

will you do halo for game time

[Brandwhore]

MEATBALL ALL THE WAY!

[userID642]

thumbs up if you watched at least 2 hours of it!

[MasonMcw]

What was the size of your final file?

[bebeo4]

47:09 Can't stop playing this sound XDDDD

[Brandwhore]

I'm very confused. Your game must have glitched out. During the end sequence you can read what glados is saying and hear the very dark creepy voice in the background. That isn't supposed to happen during the song. Oncey ou blow her up she should stop talking haha.

[Milker57]

Jon, you are really a man of the people

[SuperRocketMetal2]

"Huzzah!" Famous last word.

-Core R8

[Will02299]

how long did it take to upload this video ?

[Jon]

@Will02299 - About 30 minutes.

[NoobPwner2448]

@Jon So Jon, how large was this file. I had to upload a 3 GB file. But it was 14 minutes long!

[Jon]

@NoobPwner2448 - Only like 700mb... actually.

[NoobPwner2448]

@Jon ? how? Mine was 14 minutes but 3GB... yours is 2 hours but 700MB.

[Nanashi85]

@NoobPwner2448 I'm guessing you uploaded uncompressed FRAPS footage. You have to re-encode your videos. Although 2.5 hours in 700MBs seems extemely low, I guess Jon knows what he's doing and how to optimise it.

[grandtheftauto1233]

@NoobPwner2448 codec.

[i0am0mik0so0are0you]

90 min? more like 1 1/2 hr! lol

[CSIdude39]

@i0am0mik0so0are0you that's the same you idiot.

[jdr214]

@i0am0mik0so0are0you 90 min=1.5 hours

[KaylaAWilliams]

Jon when you die, if you get that delorian give it to me in your will!

[halo3freak224]

watching you fail is funny...uhh i meen that in a good way

[jjmara01]

funny how you got a glitch where glados is still talking :DDDD

[ferarry13]

"you'l find some one else to help you... maybe black mesa?. that was a joke haha fat chance" =]

[winxgirlalways]

Someone's probably already told you this but I've noticed at the start of each puzzle there is a number and a meter with the same amount of bars filled as the number on the sign...I didn't explain that right.

[VmKid]

That's weird. GlaDOS' boss speech isn't supposed to continue to the point it did. It's supposed to stop when you get outside.

[RavenHinamori]

@Jon Please do some more nintendo games. I've noticed that you've done a couple, but don't let the Xbox and PS3 titles take over. It bothers me when gamers put nintendo down in favor of the other FPS obsessive systems, when nintendo usually has more creative game play. It doesn't take a lot of talent to create a good shooter. Throw in some enemies with guns. Give players weapons. The end. Just please make at least as many nintendo vids as you do other systems. Thanks.

[RavenHinamori]

@Jon you just got millions of brownie points for promoting Super Mario RPG. Such great gameplay and the dialogue, well, surprises you with humor. You just wouldn't expect that from a mario game. I downloaded for my wii. Haven't finished it yet, but it is totally awesome. One of the greatest games ever made and I can now c the predecessor 2 the paper mario series, my in my top 5 game series of all time. (Also Legend of Zelda, Mario 64 and sequels, banjo kazooie, and pokemon [grew up w/ it])

[JeahForLife]

will u do portal 2?

[14Mew]

Why aren't you allowed to tell the rpm thing? Not that I want to know, but I'm curious to know why you are not allowed.

[EyDie666]

I love watching my friends trying to solve portal and seeing how they decide to do it. It was fun watching you too I spent this past week waiting for you to post more of your portal vids, plus I enjoy your commentary. I for one would like to see you play portal2 with your hilarious commentary and its awesome storyline.

[taylor8294]

@Jon What webcam do you use?

[9000pivot]

im so awesome im watching the first nine minutes!!!

[justinbltn]

This is almost like watching blues clues as I see what needs to be done, but I just have to wait for you to figure it out. lol

[kitchean]

@justinbltn It is easier to see as an outsider than when your in the moment.

[Gargomon251]

why is the sound so horribly out of sync?

[theblackwingedsoul]

@Gargomon251 It's called "Listen to what Jon says at the start"

[Gargomon251]

@theblackwingedsoul yeah I heard that after I already posted.

[AnUntitledStory]

Awesome! I was hoping that you didn't just leave us hanging there! 2 hours, wow. this is gonna be a fun 2 hours. :)

[TheCatandOwlandBat]

The guide gives backstory on the plot, that's the only reason it's good. Plus if you want to get better times on the levels, it can help so you know what to do, but you're right, using a guide on first play through is stupid, but as a book it's fun...

[sinshiro]

you know I'm pretty sure you tube doesn't want others to know what partners make to keep other you tuber's ignorant so they can short change them.

[Jon]

@sinshiro - Excuse me?

[sinshiro]

@Jon what about what I said did you not get?

[Jon]

@sinshiro - Your entire comment. Like, where the hell did you come up with that hilarious bullshit? Because it's entirely false.

[ho6wart5]

The cake is a lie

[sinshiro]

You know they say animals yawn in order to signal to others that it is time to sleep. And that's why yawning is also contagious.

[TheLastSamurai14]

Wait...you played Portal: Prelude!? God help you, dude.

[TheSeptet]

Now you're thinking with portals!

[mustardman32]

To anyone who played portal 2... we know he is really gunna take a LOOOONG time playing.............

[00011theman]

thumbs up if you watched the whole think, just Like I did

[sonicOneTwo]

You're saying "room" the way Linkara's saying it!

[kenshin491]

hey jon would you make the "salsa" still alive song a ring tone, I did.

[xtremetwe]

hell yeah autotune 1:38:06

[gortegagingrich]

I wish xsplit was more stable. i can't get the latest version to work.

[xtremetwe]

Speedy thing goes in speedy thing goes out!!!

[Merytz]

Who here watched the first 9 minutes of the video?

[Dylanjraub]

0:46:09 OK STOP PICKING! xD

[KepiLayla]

I'm kinda sad he made all those comments about half life, and then never saw the direct half life reference at the end. Great gameplay though. That thing with the block and rocket I never figured out. I just stacked 3 chairs lol.

[Jon]

@KepiLayla - Which direct HL reference?

[Brandwhore]

@Jon Black Mesa during "Still Alive"

[KepiLayla]

@Jon Also, in that office part before GLaDOS' room there was a slideshow on a projector that talks about Aperture Science competing with Black Mesa

[ferarry13]

@Jon she (GLaDOS) sang in the song "maybe you'l find some one else to help you, maybe Black Mesa? that was a joke. haha fat chance"

[Atothepowerof3]

@Jon In the ending song "Still Alive" It says "maybe you'll find someone else to help you, maybe Black Mesa" Black Mesa as in the company.

[mew4ever23]

@Jon

"Maybe you'll find someone else to help you."

"Maybe BLACK MESA... THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. Fat chance."

[KurosOverkill]

@Jon "maybe you'll find some one else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa (tm). That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance"

[KurosOverkill]

@Jon "maybe you'll find some one else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa (tm). That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance"

There was also a reference to black mesa on one of the slides in one of the board rooms. (I think it was a "market share analysis comparison")

[height198cm]

@KepiLayla hahah same i always used the chairs

[mikep765]

@KepiLayla lol i stacked the chairs too haha

[rebelpoettl]

I'm actually watching this three years in the past. @_@

[Dylanjraub]

I'm screaming at the screen half the time I'm watching this - ur such a newb lol xD but we all were at some point so it makes me wonder how well I did my first time...

[rebelpoettl]

No, there is absolutely no one here. It is all a figment of your imagination, as the statement is a figment of mine.

[rebelpoettl]

No there is absolutely no one here. It is a figment of your imagination, as is my statement a figure of mine.

[amvmasterofdark]

whats your battle.net id for starcraft? i want to see how good you are at it.

mine is

A_SMS_A

[omisuookami]

sound is out of sync for me

[Adamas97]

Is it sad that I opened 2 videos to manually sync the sound?

[JayfuzOMarley]

@Adamas97 i did the same =]

[JayfuzOMarley]

omfg You get a box to get in the tube at 1:18:50 ? I just piled loads loadsa chairs

[BISlover544]

I love how when you destroy the Morality Core, you're smiling, then GLaDOS starts talking again, and your face just goes, "Oh...shit."

[closinginclose]

the cake is a lie

[mtthwktchn]

2.47 damn, i just lost -.-

[801180111108]

you should play black ops:)

plz thumbs up if you agree

[xtremetwe]

@801180111108

he did

[801180111108]

@xtremetwe only like one and that was his first time playing cod so he sucked

[7677876]

Isn't Starcraft Blizzard? -_-

[amvmasterofdark]

@7677876  yes . it is. and it is blizzards best selling pc game. starcraft 2 sold 3,5 million copys - 3 hours after release.

[jaeckt]

This was kind of painful hah

[Adielolz]

JON PLAYS MINECRAFT!!!!!!

[KrazyChik5981]

you should do Kingdom Hearts Re: CoM or KH1 for gametime those games are old, but hella awesome

[thetazz12ful]

i'm 15 and i have the same sleep problem ever since 13 thank God i go to school on the internet.

[DaBigPink]

where to start with dr who - genesis of the daleks, it's generally considered to be the best story in the show's history