Zetakes meets Slime (minecraft)

[EPICBANDITO]

the thumbnail looked like a dick so i clicked on it and i get this video....

[H4LOPRO]

i love slimes



[mrdarkevil123]

Hipo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........

[mouinecraft]

level 1 slimes make great pets. until you leave them for 5 minutes. They will grow.

[chickenman428]

i had no idea u had to kill them with a pick.

i saw one b4 and it just died when i attacked it with a sord

[ranar2011]

why kill them they are adorable!!!

[nruno4]

what r u recording with?? plz anser......

[xepiczmex]

@Megajuusto nope no spawners, only specific chunks contain slime spawn zones and you got to have a cave big enough to spawn one, your best chance to find on is to dig a really big hole in the ground

[TheSkywalker110]

ssstttiiiccckkkyyy pppiiissstooonnnssss

lol i know its alpha

[skeeter749]

The thumbnail image for this looked like green asscheeks.

[Traptery]

Only if they are bigger than the smaller

[Traptery]

don't kill them stupid they are rare like the Humans in minecraft

[ezkiel0]

way to waste a pick xD

[be4u8me]

can the slime hurt u???

[JoeyMa1996]

why did you cut off the poor slimes balls?

[silvershadow328]

HIPO

[BDOGG188]

JELLO

[yellowcrazyants]

All i heard was slapping...

[magegagoxX]

why dont u have a sword???

[magegagoxX]

lol they make babys!!!!!!!

[Linguma]

they are like those slug things from ratchet and clank

[MrKinkykent]

Why can't I find any of them? I have a big lighted room near bed rock. Now what?

[MrOkimoki]

Can they hurt you?

[njm1112]

@MrOkimoki the small kind do no damage at all, all they do is push you. but the larger they are the more damage they can inflict to you look them up on the minecraftwiki. n et for more info

[TheSandro1712]

cool

[qazqazpizza]

why does everyone run away from the small slimes?

[RaidingWolf]

why you attack slimes

[445hAHaxD]

where can i find this... slimeball? xD

[BertTheHulk]

dude... im trippin

i totally see slimes everywhere

[MsJsps]

ITS SQUISHY!! COE I FINALLY FOUND HIM!

[nikosuper888yahoo]

dick slap

[connormay12]

HIPO!

[ZeStealthyPwn]

They made the sound for them bouncing by having Notch jerk it on microphone

[empoliem7]

10 people pick there nose and eat there slime balls

[delgane231]

their sound is.... disturbing... to the people who always takes things pervertedly lol

[CaptainKqus]

@delgane231 You're not alone.

[zmwx1996]

jak to cos znales w beta 1.5



[Cactar8]

omg i swear to god i have been in the same cave

slimes, spawners, and lava pool

[MININUT15]

@MrMijobo i asked retard i didnt say it has to be on hard ...... FAG

[MININUT15]

to find slime balls does it need to be on hard

[dinosaurus1337]

I've never seen a singal slime

[tohypa12345]

@dinosaurus1337 It spawns in places that are roomy in layers 16 and lower

[SuspiciousPakage]

where do you find slime?

[cp100100]

Me: *watching the slime farm vid*

Dad: *comes upstairs *

Sound out of my room: fap, fap, fap, fap.....

Dad: son it isn't time to do that now!

Me: but dad i'm watching a minecraft video!

Dad: oh... ok then sorry for interupting

Me: what did you think i was doing?

Dad: oh........nothing!! 0_0'

[xBLiTz1]

what you can do with it?

[MeeshuCraft]

Everyone one of those hits counted as two deteriorations for your pickaxe.

[123456789dmagik]

how do i use the slime balls i try and throw but he doesnt throw anything plz help me :(

[MrDragon329]

dont kill em there cute and rare!

[jontetonte123]

noo!! dont kill the little slimeys :(

[ERINCJ7]

what do you do with slime balls?please respond.

[rusty967]

@ERINCJ7 Nothing, they are commonly used for currency in multiplayer servers but not of any use so far....

[charlotteandavril]

what can you do with slime balls?

[rusty967]

@charlotteandavril Nothing, they are commonly used for currency in multiplayer servers but not of any use so far....

[hanko9r]

do slime balls...¬.¬.........slime cubes hurt?

[benJAMMIN745]

dungeon

[jackjr1000]

i've been playing mc for almost a year now and havent seen 1 slime!

[CrystohStudios]

The tiniest ones don't attack, they just follow you around. o3o

[pokepoke302]

@CrystohStudios They actually attack. But they're too small to damage you.

[Skippy50351]

It only wanted a hug! :D

[Processoverload]

were do you find the slimes in MC anyway?

[xXRageman1Xx]

WHAT DO U DO WITH SLIME BALLS ANY WAY?

[nocture11]

(Description) cool story bro

[JuggNorrix]

GREEN EGGS BUT NO HAM?!

[fennoman12]

You were like: 'Aah... I don't know what they are!' You were thinking: *Lets Kill 'em.*

[TestSubject042]

YOU SHOULD ADOPT ONE, they are better than wolfes

[Describingthelost]

I can never find slime :(

[kaiser820]

Yeah! Use your only iron pick! :D

[MinecraftDude33]

nice shot at 0:47

[punkygodMinecraft]

w w w.mediafire.c o m/?cfdbs1qj626j28n

this texture pack rules

thumbs up if it's your favourite too!!!!

[10ben222]

aww, didnt read the title, i just saw the pic of this vid..

[richmanerd]

y are slimes so rar

[meykoa]

WTF y kill them :P

[LEGOdude5715]

I believe a sword would be easier.

[1Chrille9Jonas3]

In the Cave:

"Yes finally i killed that bastard!"

Slime multiplies.

"FUUUUCK!!! more of those idiots -.-'"

[jake41200]

who cares what they are why do you have 7 buckets in your inventory

[markokaartinen]

@jake41200 Story tells:

"It was a wonderful night to go gather some magma to build ja magma floor."

I wanted some magma - thats why!

[jake41200]

@markokaartinen oh sorry i didnt try to be rude i was just wondering its not every day that you see 7 buckets in someones inventory

[rusty967]

@markokaartinen Lava* not magma it's Lava*

[xDwinz]

@markokaartinen DONT KILL DA BABY'S THERE FRIENDLY

[bobbymonboy]

@markokaartinen hey, if u still have that world, you can make a LOT of sticky pistons now :D

[rang4life1]

@jake41200 maybe make a nether portal

[TYFProductions]

*fap fap fap fap*

[dude22426]

NO! HIPO!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!

[bfhpeyro]

i remember the first time i saw one of those:

"i dont even know what the fuck are u... but... I WANT UR BABIES! *hits* ... OH SHIT IT WORKED!"

[Dawid4Real]

. . . i found 3 big ones hit them into small ones trapped them. . . when i went down into my cave it was flooded with those. . . XD pushing me into the lava killing me and themselves

[dtonbassist]

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

[pennysarecute2]

@dtonbassist annoying

[snoringloudly]

@dtonbassist aww. i was going to say this before i even saw the coments :(

[TheDBman1357]

You mother fucker you don't kill hipo or epo (the slime)

[runefanx]

You are doing it all wrong!Use the damn sword for killing.

[laukinisx]

how u dare to attack slime !?!?!? you go in hell and you die!!

[MiraChan810]

They look like little Jello cubes... I want to eat them!

[AllarmFuerCobra11fan]

They attack me every time :(

[ChEwMyAsS200]

are u masturbating? ewww thats gross man

[tannojr]

seriously dude don't jerk off while recording [-.-]

LOLJK

[psmman1]

lol thats wut i though too XD

[Oskargosbol]

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...

[DaMaddog2882]

they just wanted a hug :(

[mgnl7]

Sounds like someone is getting a blowjob from a teethless hooker.

[AnderZ312]

oh shit slimes... *backs up into mob spawner* OH FUCK! *boom*

[Lespaulguitar10]

lol they are hard to find

[kamiatus]

fap fap fap fap

[marcho12287]

The smallest slimes don't deal any damage to you, so you can have a pet slime :)

[24Grox]

slime balls? that sounds so wrong.

[Snipakittehn44]

that sound is fimaliar

[VialofAids]

NOOO! WHY WOULD YOU KILL THEIR BABIES!

[peskor66]

BAITCH

[peskor66]

UGH HOW YOULD YOU KILL THE SLIMES! :<

[EMOmonkeys12]

If i didnt know what these tings were, i would of crapped my pants by 0:10

[MrProplayerz]

So look at the pick at the start and end wasted it :)

[bluegill612]

@hamster1015 only big ones hurt you

[bluegill612]

@hamster1015 no they dont hurt you i was looking at one then it fell in the water and drowned :'( poor little guy i was tryin to get obsidian

[Centrino085]

pause the video then start it again then press 3 for faping noises

[Bruce8331]

I've encountered them before, first I shot it with arrows then fell over, I was like "Bo yea! Got the lil sh!t' then it multiplied, I was like "What the F@#%?!" Best Minecraft surprise so far.

[stupidmonkey917]

the smallest ones can't hurt you. just saying.

[darkforce175]

You know for future references you should make SURE you neutralized the Dungeon behind you before walking backwards into it jk but really cool vid

[Orrykej]

Dont Kill The Little HIPPO'zz ! =(

[Ramierezz666]

i have a mini slime as pet in minecraft this things are soo sweet :)

[legomaster4888]

THERE BACK IN BETA

[hellkaiser96]

I had a slime pet, until a f**king creeper got into my house and blew up him and his friggin cage...

[DarkSoul346]

They sound like someone jerking off

[zZCrAyoNz]

i had a wickle swime buddy kawled Jiggles... dey dont liek kliffs nao...

RIP Jiggles :'(

[stickman722]

ha ha each one drops two balls

[WolfteamFans]

-insert fap comment- 

[vioite]

everyday, a slime is killed from a person who hasnt seen a slime,they dont even give them a chance to see if they attack,please join the protectin slimes.They need you,if more people join notch will think about making these cute little guys from rare to half way to comand.

[NOwikiaoasis]

I hate slimes... they tried to smother me

[Negative365]

it would be cool if you could combine slime balls and cobblestone to make mossy cobblestone

[MiddleThumb1127]

I wasn't going to rate this video, but then I read the description. Thumbs down.

[supermatman98]

a question i found a slime while i was playing on peacefull how te f**k is that possible?

[kakmonstret123]

i found one today. the bastard miltiplied and pushed me dow a lava pit

[1108builderdude]

u can tame them rite?

[Dr4g0nSt4nc3]

Fap.. fap.. fap.. This is what I thought when I first watched the video.. Kinda gross

[hamster1015]

DO slimes hurt you?

[smp1333]

Poor hipo :(

[yobutt28]

EIPO!! DONT KILL HIM!! -_- Youw killed him :^(

[lorenzo041195]

fap fap fap fap....

[PCpaste]

YOU MONSTER, KILLING INNOCENT TINY SLIMES LIKE THAT.

For shame.

[doughnutugy1]

these slimes need to listen to more SoaD...

[Rawda57]

hmm, i have some slime balls and i was just wondering if you can make them ? ...

[doughnutugy1]

@Rawda57 you can use them in the elemental arrows mod

[Rawda57]

@doughnutugy1 ahh okay lol thanks :D

[FuzzyHead007]

I want Slime back!

[11LoopyJr]

YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU KILLED THE CUTE LITTLE SLIMES,

MOTHA FUCKING BASTERD! LolZ

[mikey100ist]

where dose notch get these sounds......

[Killboy10MNE]

umm guys...

The sounds it makes while jumping sound as if someone was jerking off :q

[spoinkje]

OMG its F*CKING CUTE :3

[rage13371]

sounds like fapping lol

[misdekpkac]

:::DDDD ive never seen one in my game

[marclarell]

a huge waste for the pickaxe, it gets too much damage on mobs

[chimemark]

Omg the blob's babies!

[10013itch]

sounds like some1 jerkin off

[TheLegoman28]

what can i do with slime balls

[zuperned]

it came from lava. deep undergroundd

[nasilemak9999]

@Plarkmoby same

[birdieboy97]

I always kept a little slime buddy. Until it pushed me off a cliff, then I blew it up.

[plarkmoby]

I have been playing MineCraft for ages and have never come across Slime. Never.

[linky628]

Looking around youtube, minecraft looks very fun. Can you still get this game on the pc for free?

[XilMaxHD]

@linky628 download, but still u should buy it.

[thekillerhjkhjk]

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[JDOG13596]

Can u craft or what with the slime ball things

[markokaartinen]

@JDOG13596 no idea :P I havent found slimes since this vid. Maybe I should play Minecraft more :D

[Trulsbk]

@markokaartinen We cant :(

[nintendork64]

@markokaartinen They don't do anything yet. Slimes are found in large spaces deep underground.

[chinesewaffle2]

@markokaartinen apparently you can burn em but on multiplayer we use them as money

[Karryu1995]

@markokaartinen slimes can resp in light so u can find it again in same place :3

[TehMatzer]

@markokaartinen no you cant

[CustomWeapon]

@markokaartinen Slimeballs Are Currently Useless. Although Certain Mods Make Use Of Them.

[nobody4437]

@CustomWeapon Ya like SDK's gun mod (Grenade+slimeball=sticky bomb)

[DETH19952]

@markokaartinen their spawns were removed halfway through alpha.. theyre still in the game... they just cant spawn

[ExoMechaLetsPlays]

@markokaartinen Actually slimeballs are useless. You cant do anything with them.

[ChuggaFan01]

@markokaartinen This is what you found...the GREATEST MINECRAFT PET EVAR!

[purpledeadguy666]

@markokaartinen apparently it can be used as money on minecraft servers...that's what I read, there's no other use to it

[horebao]

@JDOG13596 there is no fking use for slimeballs: / but you can use i you find a mod for it

[JDOG13596]

@horebao ok thanks!

[Are1c]

@JDOG13596 Slimeballs are useless at the moment. Also, you should've used the Bucket to attack instead. :3

[MrTianWei]

ow leave 1 small slime to keep it as a pet =D they are so cute XD