Untamed and Uncut: Humpback Whale Swats Diver

[krinek999]

i fell of my chair when the guy went flying XD

[jamaicanbadbwoy]

where is the disturbing materials!!!! wanker

[Verity12ful]

massive blow my arse, barly connected

[Apologeomasis]

I thought the title said "Humpback whale swallows diver." I am disappointed.

[HiddenLotus111]

@Amritalights like jaking it...

[Awesomenizzleness]

the other guy that started diving at the end looks like he didn't even have a clue about what happend "yup my turn again" lol

[ZeldaTheBlackWolf1]

I would do that if someone was trying to watch me make out!!!!

[sileray777]

they were busy with romance, if i was the whale i would do the same

[dexter432432]

OHHH NOOOO HOW TERRIBLE!!!! *sarcasm*

[TheMrMany]

This tops me from doing my homework

[TamilianPonnu]

Usually humpbacks never attack humans unless otherwise threatened!

[JJ0KERB0I]

i dont want to die at the age of 21 so i stay away from all big ass wild animals and watch other people do it on you tube

[DeaglePwnagez]

Don't disturb animals while they are trying to sex

[tysirrah]

actually, this was really dangerous, there is another video floating around youtube of a couple that got smacked by a mother humpback whale tale and it instantly broke the mans leg and sent the woman 20 feet below the surface. They both lived but these are really powerful animals that shouldn't be played with

[shebzydon]

'So it was a deliberate attack'...

watcha gonna do? Sue it?

[hello333able]

i imagined the whale said DIE! in whale when it hit him

[SoCalAries]

@Amritalights Private? Really? While I agree with your overall message, you're committing anthropomorphism here. Whales aren't embarrassed to be seen mating, it was just spatially threatened.

[rubyia312]

@Amritalights I agree with you, who the hell wants someone taking pics of your ASS underwater. Unless your a pervert which is probably while that whale  bitch slaps that diver

[SoCalAries]

@rubyia312 Also anthropomorphism

[itrulyrulethisjoint]

CRACK!! 

[GK007001]

he is very lucky, to see and tell the story.

if the same hit happed on middle or lower part of the head...that sould have been fatal.

[180DegreeMason]

It may not look like a lot, but that was a heavier blow under water than what it looks like. It just seems slower, but still packed quite a punch, could have killed him...

[maxlas11]

only thing i know about chuck norris is that he got his ass kicked by bruce lee.

[SoCalAries]

@maxlas11 Only thing I know about chuck norris is that he's an ultraconservative asshole

[MrYungrebel]

Chuck Norris' Fly Swatter *__*

[Kokoda144]

thats what happens when u get 2 cloes

[clb52006]

He got served!!!

[WeLiveToComment]

Bitch slapped.

[cuzzythewolf2]

aahhh man , i was wishing for the old bitch to die

[THEDISCIPL3]

Thumbs up if you watched this on TV and thought that looked like a little pussy flick

[resifr3ak]

Here I am expecting a diver getting FINN-FUCKED to death and have to put up with this sensationalistic mikey-mouse shit!!

[Arachnaphillic]

maybe he shouldn't be a whale perv.

[thetrooper42]

1:02 Why is GEORGE DUBYA tellin' me 'bout whales?

[claraoates]

Oh my gosh!

[val13135]

i should have done what the guy said in the beginning

[PrincessKonohana]

scary.

[chidiogoms]

that whale did that on purpose.

[guk249]

whenever i go to watch one of theese,another GOD DAMN chevrolet employe pricing event,and im getting tired of this shit,its bad enough they advertise it on TV

[P1NKBLUSH]

they're usually really peaceful and nice, it's just because that guy got too damn close and was hovering him.

[Crittab]

Well, you get what you get when you irritate wild animals.

[SupermansInMySoul]

Well, Thats What Happens With Curiosity... >.>

[BloodyFate17]

BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!

Someone had to..

[HelloHeyEmma]

A little odd how he felt threatened by such a small thing compared to him, but regardless, poor whale ):

[darksurge12]

ALL that whale wanted was to get laid and the douche with the camera wanted to get it on camera, he got what was coming to him

[geowar42]

I think the re-inactment is a bit OTT when he gets flung xD

[THISISAVERYCOOLNAME]

stupid idiots, give them some room...

[idushy]

Funny how the other camera man gets back on the whale's tail as soon as Jim surfaces!

[williamkotz]

This is fucking stupid.. Not a big deal. Dude didn't even get hit.

[armolizoz]

His bones must be broken

[hotlanta35]

the the freaking whale alone dude, what are you going to do next? try to swim up its butt because it has "never been documented in the wild"? douche baggggg

[DWarrior4]

Did it hurt? Yes? goooooooooooood

[elenavlada]

WHITE PEOPLE + NATURE = DISASTER!,,

watch all the vidoes, notice the videos

[theraVen27]

@elenavlada

hard to do a nature show in compton...

and even harder to find a black guy in the ocean.

[elenavlada]

@theraVen27 hahaha

[117BlackHawk]

@theraVen27 a black guy woulda whooped that whales ass

[theraVen27]

@117BlackHawk

hahahaa for whatever reason i saw a ren & stimpy, powdered toast man style cartoon fight in my head after reading that

[undeniiable]

Wow I'm surprised the diver didn't die.

[AgentSmithhhhhhhhhh]

lol whale porn..

[Hokexobe]

No peeking on the whales, that's for sure!

[7jshelto]

his fault for being too close. you wanna fuck with the animal that has a 15ft wide TAIL then something is bound to happen not in your favor lol. hate these shows that make the animals sound like vicious savages. "it was a DELIBERATE ATTACK"... lol it was a warning like you swatting at a fly on your shoulder. if he wanted to "attack" you. you would be dead.

[Keiko8383]

@7jshelto I don't think it makes the animal look like a savage, but that's because I'm educated. They should probably put more emphasis on the fact that it was the diver's fault. They kind of left it up to the viewer's intelligence to figure it out.

[7jshelto]

@Keiko8383 Agreed. I was more referring to the dramatic dialog you here in a lot of those shows. Or even the titles. ie: "When animals strike" (dun dun duuuuuun), and its followed with an episode of some sob story about how someone survived a vicious encounter when 9 times out of 10 it's their fault. Agreed it should be more emphasized.

[zappasstoned]

male whale: hey babe im gonna get famous

female whale: dont bother, they got us on tapes like a million times already

male whale: shut'up bitch, i got something new!

side kick: "pfffffffffffffffffffffffffff"

[23MK07]

The animation exaggerates alot

[SuperHaloFan5]

Whale sex isn't something to be filmed of!!!!!

[FATTYBOY12345able]

i dont want it in the ass

[wes23579]

Geez, the only way he could ruin the mood even farther is if he played clown music. Have you ever heard clown music? Try and listen to it, fuck, and stay serious. It's impossible!

[steadyhandsunny]

At the end you see the next idiot going in for a shot!

[Chuichupachichi]

Once a Porsche came at me in reverse & I got a whale tail smack on the head like that too

[Chuichupachichi]

That diver is a major stud. The male whale was just trying to get a little tail & the female gave it all to the diver

[jmantime]

the whales just wanted a little privicy

[7daylife1]

You in my Bubble Dawg

[MrSUPERJACK2010]

uncut my ass this is about as cut as a emo's wrist

[DrKarlsOffice]

fuck america sensationalises everything. even a whale acting predictably lol

[Zigej]

Gimmie 50 feet!

[maslo1]

attack? there was no attack, he got what he was looking for

[XzacharyTendoX]

If i was having sex and someone was filming me.

I wud have keeled him :D

[bubblerings]

This program contains material that may be disturbing to some viewers... children of whales, maybe.

[bubblerings]

"This program contains material that may be disturbing to some viewers"...

-children of whales, maybe.

[wyuiqwe7]

powerfull pimp slap

[S0XF0X]

Don't stand behind a horse you don't know, and don't swim behind a whale you don't know.

[skullybitch]

i bet that felt nice

[kendra121]

harrassing whales while they are mating..of course he deserved it!

[SuperEasytiger]

sailfreak12, you are correct, but you can also get dive stories on the web. Try the myscubastory site. Type myscubastory into google, and its the first one from what i remember! Good luck,

[vengefulspirit99]

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE! IM SERIOUS GUYS! LEAVE HER ALONEEEEEE

[katiedid1023]

This is probably the least ~intense Untamed and Uncut clip, but I give kudos to that whale. You go, whale!

[kozeel]

Stop filming me and my partner's genitals you pervert, *she slaps*

[Bisbikos2]

If that whale really wanted to harm him, the diver wouldn't be around to be interviewed now! Hardly a vicious attack, the equivalent of a human waving an irritating fly away while having sex!

[Mrsequals3]

OMG dumbass! Your in there space! Do you know what humback whales 2 each other when they are trying 2 mate? Your lucky he didnt act like Tilly the orca and eat yo azz!

[GraniteGrenade909]

god damnit leave rosie odonnel alone!!!

[SimonVinJapan]

Hardly surprising if the diver was chasing the whale.

The fact that the blow WASN'T lethal was probably deliberate too.

Looks like irresponsible harassment to me.

I'm disappointed with APTV.

[SimonVinJapan]

Irresponsible harassment.

I'm disappointed with APTV.

[vulturedoors]

Gee, maybe you should leave whales alone when they're doing courtship and baby-rearing instead of following them and sticking a camera up their ass.

[VicandFrank]

Untamed and Uncut - Humpback Humbs Diver

[JMMCCCP]

he's sick of being cock blocked by divers.

[chizoioioi]

I dont belive they never turn their tails while swiming =P

[SuperEasytiger]

Kinda crazy! You know u can also read amazing dive stories on the myscubastory site. Type myscubastory into google and click on the first seach result !

[Percyprincess]

is that it?

[sexdetermination]

Hey asshole can I get some privacy here! I have been working on this hottie for a while!

[SiKHiTxxFaLLz]

DID HE DIED?

[jellycar101]

@SiKHiTxxFaLLz lol, yeh his head exploded seconds later. pitty the camera ran out of battery just before it happened :(

[legokidism]

@jellycar101 NO thats not what happened he was fine with a few bumbs on his head

[jellycar101]

@legokidism if only u knew wat sarcasm was

[legokidism]

@jellycar101 sry

[TheAtheistAussie]

It missed his head it just skimmed his snorkel piece, pussy.

[TheAtheistAussie]

Must of been a Japanese diver.

[TheJessemass]

Thats what you get for trying to film whale porn!

[jeromejay1991]

@TheJessemass rofl

[bronzesword06]

Hhahahahah! That whale was like " Hey dude! Stay with your own species!" SMACK!!

[kamakaze112]

"stop cock blocking me man, *whack*"

[ambiejambie]

omg is he ok?

[graffitilover8]

That was a MAJOR cock slap!

[TheJack9119]

documentary filmaker changed his career and was off to make porn films on sharks!!!

[planbskaterkid12345]

bitch slap

[ellierulestheworld12]

ohahaaaooooo bitch slap XD

[lilmoonprincess125]

OOOHHH bitch slap.

[xCarliniii]

Whale: In yo face!

Or maybe just his morning exercises...

[ayeesdef]

did he died

[planbskaterkid12345]

@ayeesdef does it look like?? u dont die of a bitch slap and he manage to swim up to the surface

[krazycore]

hmm just like cow strikes flies with his tail.

[TheBAAADKitty]

Now theres a whale of a tale!!

[candy18869]

haha, wow.

[Disssister]

This is what happens when humans always try to mess with animals. They get pissed and attack. Leave em alone!

[ComplexPattern300]

Ouch.

[wjwatson111]

dint his mama ever teach him not to creep up on a whale

[candy18869]

@wjwatson111 and DIDN'T your mama ever teach you how to spell??

lol sorry i had to say it :P

and i guess his mama never did :P

[wjwatson111]

@candy18869 what did i spell wrong crazy frog

[highwalker339]

Whale: WATCH IT PERVERT! HE'S GETTING TOO CLOSE TO MY SHAFT." "the hangover"

[shacobohot90]

if it hits ur temple .. UH OH

[willace11]

Whale PWNage.

[equarg]

Communing with the whales no longer appeals to me anymore..=)

[sk123010]

You guys are such a cock block... The whale is just trying to get laid.

[Rahxn]

@sk123010 LOL...yeah, how would they like it if someone kicked the door open and started taking pics whilst trying to “get up on some”???

LOL

[ADS2221]

Dont bother such a wonderful animal !!

[joemamanfbg]

Good for the whale...keep you ass away from her .

[joemamanfbg]

Good for the whale...keep you ass away from her and her young!

[xmicfernzx]

and theer theyre to mate.. thats why u got swat.. whale: this aint no porno setting!

[kevtrev77]

mirror mirror on the wall

whos the pwnedest creature of all

humans! humans!

[johnnidw]

imagine if that whale did that to a Japanese diver

[FreedomForOrcas]

Idiots. When viewing animals in the wild it's always best to keep a respectful distance, and let them approach you if they want to. And for gods sake, what moron swims BEHIND the animal, near its tail? Of course it's going to smack you one in the head. Man deserved it imo.

[SoldierCyfix]

what if the whale accidentally eats him lol, that would be hilarious

[ryrygabour12]

i like whales and it was an accident!

[msarkari]

@ryrygabour12

no way was that an accident. I love whales, but they pissed him right off.

[Infidelerious]

The whale was trying to put a few moves on a quality piece and figured three's a crowd. You don't necessarily want your mates around at a time like that, let alone some tosser with a camera cramping your style.

[1whalewatchvavau]

Amazing! obviously the camera men know nothing of whale behaviour. the tail is its powerhouse - you keep clear of it. They were both duck diving down into the whales space and whales mate up right not on the move. Shame on the camera men for not knowing or not being informed of whale behaviour and shame on Animal planet for allowing cowboy cameramen.

[tuffJ15]

lol the wail was like watch dis baby -pow- diver owned lol

[Sharpclaws]

did anyone notice that at :33 the whale moves it's tail sideways? It also does it again at :43-46. When he got hit that wasn't the first attempt. 0.0

[WorldWideUntouchable]

How the fuck is that a deliberate attack!?

[marcin85cdn]

the whale did not want any more sex tapes... 

[juicetakesflight]

@marcin85cdn man i hate shark

[bubblerings]

Under a whale means... too close to his junk!!!

Luckily, he was merely tapped, not decrappitated.

[icanmyshoetie]

that whale said GTFO lol

[Emma19543]

That's what you get for interfering. Stupid xxxxxxx

[neilvankleeff]

I know what that diver must have been thinking:" Fuck you whale!" XD

[TheAsiantofu]

he was lucky.... it only grazed him cuz i was gona go HEADSHOT BETCHES

[TheAsiantofu]

it like skinned his head.. hes lucky lol or i woulda been like HEAD SHPT BETCHES

[Kominicashon]

Hump Slap BIOTCH!!!

[KairiandSora2728]

Pimp slap!

[davidleealford]

I was clipped by a Humpback's tail when it overtook me at about 40 ft. in Tonga. Also have been bitten by a Tasmanian Devil and a Filipina...

[Ultimategrid]

If someone was trying to video me when I have having sex I would smack him in the face too

[jasincellopeki]

at 1:03 look like george w Bush

[iLovePCxD]

Lmao Humpback whale :P

[ingloriouscolin88]

maybe he learned his lesson. If someone was taping me while i was trying to get it on i'd have a similar reaction.

[GreatwhiteBite101]

@ingloriouscolin88

xD

[XiaooLiaoo]

trying to see whales sex and get hit? nice job there...

[jessemccartney212]

ok, i didn't know that whales attack or move there tales side to side. i thought they only go up and down.

[hdsburak1]

LOL GEORGE W. BUSH AKA SUCKER....

[Rexdale1801]

1:03 why the hell is Bush in this video?...i thought that redneck retired

[valdemarerbarenedere]

so what if its his fault? i cant believe ur making fun of this ..

[Cabronosidad]

I've coughed up scarier stuff than this!

[MrVanrossi]

yeh fuck that diver up i would if i had some dumb fuck following me in my territory. Boo Yah!

[misshollywoodlove]

@MrVanrossi boo yah haha its his fault!!

[patriciapalmer]

haha that poor thing was just tryna get busy. id kick someone in the head too if they tried filming me.

[Dwaynesname25]

the whale is sick of paparazzi

[nuterwes]

thats right