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  • Um if people are self sufficient why do you need an economy plus this IS how the US looks after 10 six packs of Bud light with vodka and Tequila mixed in to each one = 50 Oz of weed

  • So 0:40 the Communists go to one side and 2:22 on the other side the people will be spread out and made to be self sufficient land holders to comply with a master plan dictated by the state? While a third side 1:55 will produce goods for the state according to their abilities?

    ...wow I didn't even get to the craziest parts yet.

  • This is a satire, right?

  • Ah... I see I've skipped right over the crazy part of YouTube and landed in Cloud Cuckoo Land.

  • Ok, so I've been very vocal about Youtube created a separate website called "That Weird Part of Youtube", but I'm also thinking Youtube should also create another website called "That Nutjob Part of Youtube" and lump all the crap like this and conspiracy theory videos in it.

  • Gaul is old france..... Where they did not speak Gaelic

  • Are you mad? Turn off your coo coo clock in your head.

  • Yes, the good old days when Americans used to speak... gaelic? I think it far more likely that the union will collapse and we'll have individual states fending for themselves

  • Can't give the Libturds anything. We will put them in FEMA camps in some frozen crap hole state like North Dakota and make them slaves.They can't fight. They are not good for anything. 99% of the military is conservative so you know who they will side with.after that the Muslims and all illegals get deported and immigration ceases. We have enough people to take care of already thanks to the libturds

  • Howcome Canada is California, Oregon and Washington?

  • @TxtACRowetxT Surfs up eh! I want to see what happens when you try to make a Quebecois speak Gaelic!

  • looks like someone skipped basic geometry, history, languages, and economics, and instead spent all that time smashing himself in the head with a hammer.

    beautiful music, but other than that this video is garbage.

  • I love how easy youtube is to troll.

  • you wish

  • WTF

  • Why do all these second-civil-war/alt-history map-based videos take so GODDAMNED LONG to finish? Oh well, back to the planet earth.

  • HEY canada wants alaska so dumb fucks would stop messing up that alaska is part of canada

  • 0:52 back to Gaelic?

  • the republic of gaul.........

  • What the fuck did I just watch.

  • I didnt know they spoke gaelic in the americas I thought gaelic was from Ireland maybe its just me!!!!

  • I like licking ice cream and watching the Simpson while doing drugs...yipeeeee.....

  • ... umm nah how about we stick to the original plan of global domination.. pfff come on. d

  • ...The fuck did I just watch? You know FRANCE was Gaul, not America, right?

  • Northwest Front-Stop white genocide

  • Typical Yank. Can't make it better ouselves, we'll just take over the ones that have and bring them down to our level.

  • wait.... what am i watthing??????

  • Yea because Mexico and Canada are gonna invade the US. (AND WITHOUT A FIGHT FROM US TOO!) And then there gonna change the language to Gaelic. NEWS FLASH YOU FUCK TARD. Canada= French. Mexico= Spanish. Fucking retarded little kid

  • You know you stupid son of a bitch. Im proud to be Irish American. but now if I ever find ye ill bring your sorry ass back to Boston so we can linch you ya bastard

  • I stopped watching after you said Canada was going to conquer the US.

    Lmfao

  • This is hilarious.

  • here's how america should be split up according to Rick Perry:

    the Union

    Texas

    

  • you know the language spoken in the USA was never gaelic so you could not change it back to that, it never was that

    this its so dumb

  • This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen ,who ever made this video has to stop smoking crack .

  • How about all the states break apart and form indpendent nations and all of the west coast goes back to the Mexicans just because how they took it first.And canada takes alaska.And the medieval un-united states of feudal america is born!

  • i live in southern Arizona.... will i have to live next to perverts and the insane???? but then again i already live near perverts and the insane :D

  • Shipping away Communist and Marxist? I am neither, but damn. America was founded on free speech, jackass.

  • Dude. Seariously. You need to move out of your mothers basment at some point

  • LOL

    EPIC TROLL UPLOADER IS EPIC

  • Ummm I love America and all but this is just weird... And what do you mean change the language BACK to Gaelic. It was never Gaelic to start with. By the way, why is Canada now in a place where it never was?

  • @plaza525 Exactly, leave Canada where it is now ! We have our own problems to resolve

    : ) But this was funny, it's nice to dream about it !

  • Celtic Takeover interesting, too bad it'll never happen all that's left of the Celts are the Irish, and look where they are, about to go bankrupt living in hovels definitely a model society.lol

  • you fucking idiot you think Americans would even want to become a country that's named after barbarians from roman times which happened in Europe not America dumbshit that's like oh im native american and my band is Ojibwa so we should name the new america United Ojibwa oh and force people to learn Algonquin your a faggot and a racist.

  • Panama isn't an island Fuck knob

  • it is sometimes scary to know there are so many idiots living in America

  • @NBradyful This is common sense. 6 out of 10 American disapprove evolution.

  • The island of costa rica Y U NO EXIST 

  • How about Anarchy?

  • I think America should dissolve into smaller nations. Many of us have nothing in common with the libtards that live on the coasts now and no wish to remain countrymen with those assholes. I wish we could get shed of some other hellholes like chicago and milwaukee and madison, detroit, st louis and a bunch of other liberal run scum pits.

  • Nor+Cal bitches

    

  • dumb cunt responsible for the production of this bullshit.

  • Since when does Canada inhabit the Western US? WHY THE FUCK AM I LIVING HERE IN ALBERTA THEN?!? IT'S -15 F EVERY DAY IN THE WINTER! I'M FREEZING MY ASS OFF! WHYYYYYYYYY!

  • NO.

  • estás bien idiota

  • You know Hitler had a plan to ship all undesirables to Madagascar, but I much prefer California, I mean Canada. Better healthcare. More lesbians.

  • @EnriqueOblivion Funny, I thought Lincoln had a similar plan...wait, he did!

  • @MrLimborace Yeah but Liberia is a terrible place...

  • I haven't laughed so hard in quite some time.

    After the first 30 seconds of "Not sure if serious" awkwardness the rest of it is pretty funny. XD

  • LOL u people r such fucking tools its a joke

  • Did Jared Loughner make this or something?

  • ritfflmfao

    

  • this video is fucking retarded. Gaelic? really? what an idiot!!

  • What did you score on the IQ test?

  • You realize that mexico is smaller

  • yes and to ensure the place will become a desert we have an anti rain dome that will force rain out and around it... lol

  • HA!!!!

  • Many undesirables are already in the republic of Kalifornia. This was funny. It was a joke, yes?

  • Okay you lost me at renaming the US Gaul and changing the language to Gaelic? Non-sense.

  • since when was canada part of the USA BULLSHIT

  • This might work if the Chinese, Russians, Mexicans, and Iranians don't invade America...

  • I'm in that crazy part of Youtube again...

  • @blingblang1234 Best. Comment. Ever!!

  • @blingblang1234 No shit, right?

  • Man, what a load of shit. You'd be among the insane deported to the west coast.

  • o-o.... LOLOOOLOLLLOL SOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Too funny!! Agenda 21 for the republican crowd. You forgot that "undersireables" would include conservative morons who can't spell--like you. But I like the idea of keeping clowns like you out of California.

  • Once upon a time a wiseman said: the stupidity like the universe has no limits...

  • Nicaragua, Honduras, and Panama would never agree to this. They'd woop Mexico's ass. The Mexicans haven't been to war in years. The rest of the countries have constantly been at war. Socialism vs Capitalism.

  • This is one of those "WTF Videos" Lol

  • Republic of Gaul? But wasn't Gaul taken over by the Romans in like 200 BC?

  • @zZG3n0ciDeZz

    I think you're trying to rationalize with a crazy person. (Not to worry, I am equally guilty).

  • They tried that before, news flash it didn't turn out. And if we ship all the criminals to South Cali who is going to be in the white house and Congress?

  • Mate,

    Roughly 400,000 people speak Gaelic (and many as a second language).

    Approximately 1.4 billion people speak English.

    With that said, I think we just stick with English for the time being.

  • @Synesthesias Very good piont.

  • I think you would be in the "undesirable" zone.

  • So, I hate to rain on your parade, but you do know that that isn't actually where Canada is, right?

  • we have to get those perverts man lololol

  • the more the merrier.

  • Made and Assembled in China

  • GREEN IS OUR BLOOD, BROTHER!

  • @19volks71

    you should have that checked by a doctor.

  • China Man made this video is pathetic

  • oh shit, you cut off all the water supplies to the pacific northwest! How ever will they survive...

  • @Mrmunchacrunch You can not cut off our water supply. It is locked up in mountain snow caps we have it all year round.

  • Garry Owen doesn't want to be a part of this...

  • Irish fan boys... Learn how to take land, and we'll start talking.

  • Canada isnt part of the USA, its a separate nation.

  • Alaska is the only state with a population making us money. We are rich in natural resources, one of, if not THE ONLY STATE with a surplus. We should just go our own way, but that'll never happen because they bought the land for pocket change/acre, and want to strip us of resources. Oddly enough stupid liberals don't want to make more $ and open ANWR for drilling, because it is a "beautiful" barren wasteland, -60 degrees and colder with no life about 8 months out of the year. GENIUS!!!

  • 1 question... How... How did u even come to the starting conclusion...

  • If we get rid of the Socialist Republic of Kalifornia, and the western half of Washinton and Oregon we will be alright. Might as well get rid of Hawaii to.

  • INSANE

    

  • Good imagination, never happening.

  • You must be a crazed far right Nazi.

  • How the US should be split up:

    IT SHOULDN'T

  • Hilariously stupid.

  • This has got be easily the dumbest fucking upload in the history of youtube, and there is plenty of competition. Even the fucking "Nibiru is coming to end the world" fuckheads look sane and reasonable compared to this idiotic shit.

  • -GENIUS did you came up with this all by your self?

  • How much crack does one have to smoke to make this make sense? Even Glen Beck would give this a wtf/confused dog look.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok I seriously tried not to laugh, but it was impossible LOL

  • sooooo while we deport these "undesirables" why dont we gas them force them to dig mass graves and burn them too?

    because its retarded thats why

    who came up with this? like the canadians want to have to be under obamas rule

  • I can't wait to own some of that fertile soil Northern Canada is known for!

  • Cali cant support its self now how can it support itself independently. Fucking idiots

  • you forgot about the republic of texas

  • what teabagging Paulite came up with this genius plan?

  • @laikalynx Haha such a Northern Californian Gaul hahaha

  • @laikalynx what does this have to do with Ron Paul or his supporters?

  • .... words fail me.

    How drunk *was* this guy? And what's with all the pseudo-Irish music?

  • This would work if Nroth American was 10 square miles big xD

  • "Then cut off all the water supplies turning it into a desert"

    Hahhaahahahahahahaahahahahahah­ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha­ahaha

    -Hydrologist

  • @JabalEarly lol hahahah The USA taking up that much space lol hahaha too fucking funny holy it would be bigger than China. and canada gets california lol hahaha

  • @JabalEarly that zone is currently a desert...

    

  • @Ghosterwarrior First of all, it seems that my joke went right over your head. Secondly, if you think that the fifteen hundred-plus miles of coastline highlighted, Northern California, Oregon, Western Washington and British Columbia are deserts, then I kindly suggest for you to revisit your geography texts. At least you seem to know where and what the Mojave is, though.

  • It's obvious an American made this

  • @YDdraigGoch22 God, I hope not.

  • Man, Canada lost a bet, we get their nation, they a fraction of the Neo United States.

    I must have been Drunk as hell when this happened because I cannot recall when it did.

  • LoL cut off water lol awesome video 

  • don't mess with history nor do anthing to mess it up

  • you americans just want more and more and you will get this but you will also consume your selves to the point you need someones help but no will b there to help because u have consumed there goods as well and you will die slowly and miserably

  • @conflictofyourmom You're an economics major aren't you?

  • @conflictofyourmom you wish

  • Lame

  • Oh thought you were a Eugenics Free Mason Illuminati freak like Bill Gates.

  • LOL Marxists and Communists are the same as dangerous and insane perverts! HAHAHA

  • The ignorance continues! GAUL was FRANCE and Gaelic was the language of aboriginal SCOTLAND! You are good for a laugh.

  • You want the islands to be trash collectors AND tourist destinations! ROTFLMFAO

    Yeah honey lets go vacation on garbage pile island!

  • why should the south and the north go into the same block? It's war!

  • Gaelic had nothing to do with Gaul, and your logic makes no sense whatsoever

  • your an asshole...

  • Divide and be conquered.

  • This gave me cancer.

  • WOW! You´re proposing using Mexico and the subsequent Central American absorbed countries JUST FOR CHEAP LABOUR?! WOW!

  • Stunningly stupid.

  • This is the most sensible thing I've ever seen. Simple, straightforward, everyone's a winner - who could argue with it?  I'll go dust off my Gaelic primer & get started.

  • Secondly the US should not BREAK UP OR DIVIDE!! You do that you lose. No question. What should of been said, this is just a suggestion. Eliminate Blind Alligence, it is self-destructive to you and people around you. This is to this very day happening around the world in every corner of the globe even Canada, so were not all perfect. We all have our own right to freedom, happiness, religion and the abilitiy to over see and design and dictate the terms of your own survival capabilities. PEACE!

  • @turbzdajuggalo I agree with you on this one. Everyone is entitled to freedom. Despite differences.

  • I have to say as a Canadian I like this map.

  • @zortation Why?? are you willing to give up your country and divide??? If in any circumstances division is applied you already lost! plain and simple!

  • @turbzdajuggalo Because it's warm, girls sprout tits at fourteen, the food, the technology...there are too many positives to mention. Who wouldn't want to own California?

  • @zortation you need to get off the rez then my freind. I don't see any positives at all. It wouldn't be Cali anymore and the people would have to leave too cuz it would be canada. Enough said i don't agree with the idea and I am sure i'm not the only one.

  • I LIKE THIS SONG!!!:D!

  • @310marco Gary Owen.

  • How did canada get down to california, while america got to canada?

  • God damn all these related shitty videos are full of sheeeeeeeeet!!!

  • anyone who uses the word "sheeple" is clearly a retard.

  • Canada was in WWII long before the US. There is almost 36 million people in Canada and 90% of the population is damn close to the border. The majority of our people are level-headed and sober. Sure we have our crackhead's and junkies, but we don't lie to our country. We are proud to be canadian!! WE have the second largest land mass in the world! We have better weed too. We have better health care, and have one other language and accent.We dont have sex with our sisters' and accept all people!!!

  • @turbzdajuggalo So you're saying that we all practice incest? What a hypocrite. It's not just a problem that happens in America buddy. I'm not saying it doesn't happen. But it is a very rare scenario. Also, the "We have better weed" section is based on personal opinion and you also have to consider that there are a lot of people who don't smoke weed. So that is a pointless bit of personal opinion. Also, according to you we are all drunk rednecks and live in trailers ... Get real.

  • well first off, go have intercourse with yourself. Second, Canada will never fall or give up. Just because we don't have alot of people in our military, our military is STRONG!!! Our air force is STRONG!! Our naval capacity is even Stronger! Just because we don't have a seat in the UN, Canada & it's allies will overwhelm America and free the innocent from your bullshit dictatorship and rediculous behaviour. Don't forget we burned down your White house before, our beer & hockey playrs r better!

  • @turbzdajuggalo America and Canada are allies -__- Most of "Canada's" attacks on the US were done by the British because Canada belonged to Britain then. Just continue to be our peaceful neighbors to the North and we can live in peace and harmony :)

  • @MrImagayguy yeah i never got that far into it. I think what i was try to state was if that map had infact been introduced to Canada that's what would probley happen. I like most Americans. We are allies, tried and tested. What i don't like is the un-educated ones who show and demonstrate hatred and rheitorical abslutes towards there northern brother's and sisters. America was a divided population who did not agree with some terms and conditions of Canada, thus the American state.

  • @turbzdajuggalo Yeah, you usually get those kinds of un-educated people in the deep south. It is actually true too. I've been to Georgia and Mississippi plenty of times. There are still people who are intellectual in the south, just not as man as you would think.

  • @turbzdajuggalo Again, you being a hypocrite and a ignorant patriot. You are as bad as the extremist patriots here. Also, we have the same allies you guys have. So that would not work in the first place, and you say your beer is better? Really... That is obviously your personal opinion and not a stated fact. Same with hockey players. By the way, use correct grammar for once in your life. It would make knocking some sense into you a lot easier. You aren't any better than us.

  • @turbzdajuggalo Your military is stronger than ours?That explains why the US has nearly 9x the available manpower that you have. (I actually did some research by the way. Not on Wikipedia either.) Also your current GFP rank is 25, the US has a GFP rank of 1. (The higher the number, the better) We also have nearly 34X the amount of aircraft you have. As well as 2,384 Naval units. You have... 33 (Naval units are things like Aircraft Carriers and such.) So, you are more powerful?

  • wat

  • Fucking Fascist scum bag.

  • also weren't the Celt's notorious for their casual Homosexuality?

  • k why would the Canada pretty much trade the entire nation for a couple of western american states? and if america took Canada militarily, again why give them probably some of the most important territory in the US? i mean California has a larger population than Canada does. well have fun with your "glorious" Fascist dictatorship bro!

  • wtf is this bullshit?!

  • I just had to click on the poster's name to see what other gems he's uploaded. He's clearly a white-supremacist neo-nazi who still lives with his father and mother/sister on the ole homestead. I bet he takes "animal husbandry" to a whole new level. Perhaps if he ever hopped in Uncle Cletus' pickup truck and traveled out of Twelve Toe County, Alabammer, he might learn a thing or two.

  • This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Thanks for the laugh, Wakeupsheeple! Have another potato, you mick. Neither America nor Canada were ever Gaelic-speaking nations. We merely took you poor souls in because you couldn't feed yourselves. And this is the thanks we get?!

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  • canada would be torn to peaces