Best Of Frankie Boyle.

[stewy722]

yes bathgate i live there and yes its shit

[ntagfoo]

Watch this is 2011. Like a bawss.

[kellsisCOD]

best of frankie boyle part 1 of 7369

[TheJacketpotatoman]

Are you chewing, boy?!

[HioshimaFried]

Am I the only one with thinks that he sounds like Daffy Duck???

[Yodanigger]

steven hawking unplugged! hahaha

[GEErardwayy]

Such smart comedy

[donhonki1]

"Im a barbie girl,in a barbie world-tits are plastic,sons a spastic

he cant comb his hair,he dribble everywhere,its fantastic,what a spastic

c'mon harvey lets go party! #TeamFrankie

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[GamerInari]

frankie boyle IS the lord of the dance

[thebigt44]

I was tearing at 4:56 - 5:10 LOL

[danieldrhhall]

Great choices. Although it's missing the one about watching Nigella Lawson and nearly tearing his cock off.

[xFURRY94x]

" Are you chewing boy?"

LOL.

[longrodvonhugendon]

a poor mans jerry sadowitz!

[z3r0t0l3r4ns]

"And on the eighth day god created a magic talking leopard and forgot all about us."

pure genius

[falingsnow]

Stephen hawking unplugged, so simple but soooo funny, frankie was the best on this show by miles and miles and miles

[sl4rtz]

/watch?v=TXEDgF2sxk0 clip from his new dvd!

[spekis1]

I don't get that "I bet ya i can jump that ticket barrier" joke. Can someone explain it to me please?

[MegaLogin2010]

@spekis 1 the brazilian electrician geezer that the old bill thought was a terrorist on the tube cuz he jumpped the barrier so they shot him. turns out he was not and shot him for no reason.

[gj19691]

in addition to 3:56 or one of the 9000 who complained about Eastenders.

[JMBfullmusic]

I bet ya i can jump that ticket barrier

[b68scotland]

a man who lies with another man should be stone,it helps that's all i'm saying :D

[sduncan7]

I live in Bathgate too!!! woop woop! :L Frankie is a fuckin LEGEND!

[michaelbhoy88]

lol

[FallahukNews]

Old P.E teachers are paedophiles, discuss?

HAHAHAHA! God frankie you are funny!

[TheMrcheesyballz]

what did he say at 4:52 didn't hear him

[mellettolag]

@TheMrcheesyballz  "i murdered your husband" is what he said

[woqiri]

I live in bathgate!!! :D

[lardy182]

@craig 94/Eirik Pilot - Look up Jean Charles de Menezes

[VeryStevePerry]

What a miss Frankie is on Mock The Week. I love his humour, he is such a naughty boy, but i love him so much!

[gloomyoutlook]

LOL magic talking leopard

[bonniekwacha]

he is fucking great... That type of humour is great.... love it...

[erikwetbeard]

what episode is the famous last words from

[BTY41]

Hes A Twaat

Thats Some Funny Nigger Shiit

[SFNDMK]

"i bet u i can jump that ticket barrier" lol so offensive but yet i was on the floor laughing my ass off

[eirikpilot]

@SFNDMK I was wondering if you know some context to that joke. Did someone die trying just that?

[craig94music]

@SFNDMK i don't get it? can u tell me please

[craig94music]

@SFNDMK i don't get it? can u tell me please

[ImEuanAndIGotsSkeelz]

"this isnt my sporran, its hazel blair asking for a promotion" LOL i cracked up on that one

[scurley12]

The boy who's arms and arse and head fell off hahaha fucking pissed myself at that one. x

[MrHeadingley]

Oh Frankie! You're amazing - so funny, quick, sharp and intelligent. I have never seen anything like you before...apart from the entire cast of Monty Python, Eddie Izzard, Bill Hicks, Peter Sellers, Denis Leary, The Fast Show Team and every other good comedian. Let's face it son, this time next year you'll have gone. This is great fun too. I get about seven e-mails a day complaining about my comments, yet nobody can compete with me.

[chazza69]

Gosh, you must have a very dull life. Has it really got to that point when you have nothing better to do than to comment on every other Frankie Boyle video on youtube?

[pfalky2k]

and yet? here you are.

[convictedSTONNER]

You sir, have no life!

[Bodycage]

lol @ your utter faggotry. Cry more.

[hometrooths135]

LOL ! nobody can compete with you,you obviouslty think your something else,what a cock head,why are you going out of your way to diss Boyle,dont make sense really

[rob756]

why is it a competition? im not talking about you, your a nobody, why does frankie have to compete with the aforementioned people? your the kind of twat who watches a video of henry on youtube and complains that he's not as good as maradona, pele, cruyff etc

[chime85]

It's not that I'm complaining or anything, I'm just wondering why you felt the need to post the same comment twice. Is it that you have more than 30 seconds between wanks, or are you an Alzheimer's patient with a grudge?

By the way, I see you know alot of comedians, I'll drop Wikipedia a note, telling them that the Shetlan Isles still uses their website

[MrHeadingley]

Oh Frankie! You're amazing - so funny, quick, sharp and intelligent. I have never seen anything like you before...apart from the entire cast of Monty Python, Eddie Izzard, Bill Hicks, Peter Sellers, Denis Leary, The Fast Show Team and every other good comedian. Let's face it son, this time next year you'll have gone. This is great fun too. I get about seven e-mails a day complaining about my comments, yet nobody can compete with me.

[loveEUROPEhateEU]

Never known anyone with a Frankie Boyle fetish such as yourself, before.

[johnbr59]

shut up

[Redheadfury]

"Hello Citizens of New Atlantis, I bring news from our brothers! The crab people!"

[rhino252]

excellent video!!! but ya left out the one "hi steve irwin here and welcome to animals kill the daftest bastards."

[coreycoylecoylecorey]

this is the funniest ever!

[Citydweller101]

well frankie is certainly quick, witty and stupendously aware of stereotypes. good comedic material for sure!

[beckymitchell2101]

"turns out your not dyslexic. you're just really really stupid"

best line here!!

[Hellride7]

you forgot the one about "things to change the mood at dinner"...

" there is a vegetarian option, you can fuck off"

[rhino252]

or the one..... " i hope no one is allergic to nuts,....... cos i like to rest mine on the table"

[illdoitin5mins]

i wish he hadnt left mock the week but there nothing we can do

[robinvti]

1:47 great piano punch!

[wwewrestling2]

lmfaoo are you chewing boy? this is the worst blowjob ive had all day. lmfao a cant stop laughin

[rugbycrazyrugbymad]

Frankie is by far my favourite comedian ever.

[Rozzer616]

He's my favourite aswell :D I LOVE HIM

[slipknotarebest]

...welcome to blind date - with me stevie wonder XD

[Koeiwarriorsfan16]

i doont get the badger joke

[Pateraak1423]

its because she does loads of nature programs

[massivedickweedohyea]

Jump the ticket barrier? who's that a reference to?

[Tom87893010]

the brazilian guy who got shot by the police after jumping the barrier at a tube stsation, i think it was charles de menezez (excuse spelling)

[slipknotarebest]

after the 7/7 bombings in london, that dude who wasnt a terrorist, but the police thought he was and he ran and they shot him in the underground.

i think thats it anyway not 100% sure but thats my guess lol

[Rhyzlad2000000]

By The Year 2020, We Shall Rule The Earth, Tesco Every Little Helps Haha Funny Guy

[fmilia2millions]

stephen hawkins unplugged...ahahaha

[mikedbeech]

Lol. You thought Tony Blair was a **** (cunt), watch this!

[RNB290807]

were im from.. thats a bit rude! :p

[PhantomessofthePearl]

He does tend to repeat a lot of his MTW work, but remember this is a weekly show, it is probabaly a little hard to come up with new material all of the time when you're as busy as Frankie is-asdie of MTW, he does tour. Either way he's bloody fantastic!

[DaveRelph001]

frankie boyle is well funny on mock the week. his stand up isnt all that great though, he just reels off one liners that he has said on MTW

[Aaaymee]

i dont understand why everyone bleeps out cunt and nothing else. it just means vagina.

[LyanStalker09]

if i add 1/8th to 1/16th....how stoned will i be?

Frankie rolls!!

[LachlanRFC]

Frankie Boyle Awesome

[silentsniper125]

and the topic is scotland.................. i have this covered

lol

stingrays love foreplay

brilliant

[southparkbabiixx]

stephen hawkin unplugged!

[bobajob19]

haha  2:05 - 2:09 lmao!!!

xx

[oOBLANDYOo]

steven hawkins unplugged LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[madjimmyr]

Great dance lol

[cmorri69]

i love the exam questions

[Skelex20]

Are you chewing, boy? This is the worst blowjob I've had all day!

Classic xD

[marcdjs]

The boy who's arms and arse and head fell off. rofl haha

[Garbhan8]

The Dirtiest Comedian In Britain. Only Tommy Tiernan Can Match Him!

[manc28321]

You think Tony Blair was a cunt, well watch this! Haha! Frankie Boyle is the best comedian by far.

[andyotaylor]

I made it a loooong time ago btw

[bestirishfirefighter]

Thanks for da 9 thumbs up guys!

[TheYoungDutch09]

I think that would be the best anti speeding advert.. it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying 2 remember his own wedding day lmao

mite not be on ther but its the funniest fucken thing he said

[xxTheJesterxx]

Great one liners. I just wish he'd write some new material.

[billyconnearly]

Never mind the Quality - the Wit is 1st class!!!!

[neilswann80]

Best Scottish Comedian and quite possibly the best British comedian imho.

[letthegalaxyburn]

Easly one of the best.

[fridaythe12th]

lol

[bestirishfirefighter]

Welcome to Blind Date with me Stevie Wonder!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frankie u cheer me up when Im down.

[RoloLegend]

Hahahahah, 'The boy whose arms and arse and head fell off' hahahaha, Frankie you fucking legend......keep it going.

[TheSophterSide]

"and now over to kate humble who's going to kick the face off a badger."

classssssic!

[Salesharks07]

u thort tony blair was a c*nt? watch this XDXD

[niettevragen]

I would like to say that Frankie Boyle is the personification of Freedom Of Speech Frankie... keep on going...

[AernoutMJC]

@niettevragen I would like to say he's probably one of the funniest and wittiest men alive, but Freedom of Speech? You're reading things into what he says that aren't there.

[Woolybak8]

Funny guy!

[CryingFallenAngel]

"Welcome to mock the week after dark, I am Dara O'Briain and this ... is my penis!!!" lol

AWESOME joke!!!

Xx

[treedefender]

This guy cracks me up. Best clips. C'mon the Boyle!

[candychewtoy]

omd how can you prefer russell howard to frankie boyle? ok theyre both amazing but frankie is the funniest guy and he does sound like an awesome fuck if im honest! ;)

[scooterok1]

russell howard is shit, he is too energetic like russell brand. they are both crap. "there are 500,000 elves in UK" wow soooooo funny.

[Woolybak8]

Russell Howard isnt funny I dont think. But Frankie is just hilarious

[JackHargreave]

russel howard is funnier on the mock the wweek dvd

[antrmlad]

russell howard is not shit! i went to see him live in belfast and he woz hilarious! i laughed so hard i had pains in my stomach for days! and hes soo down to earth, met him after it, my picture on here is me with him

[kraaam]

that jacket gets a lot of wear...

[Jamesdeanbadfingers]

Genius! Legend! 5 stars! ;-)

[martinwilliamrandall]

Its unbelievable what the English southern namby pamby pinko liberal PC Middle Class population of this country, with nothing else better to do will complain about. First its Jonathen Ross & Russel Brand for a silly prank nothing more nothing less. Now they have a go at the legend Frankie Boyle over a joke he said about the Queen 2 years ago. Why didnt you complain then? You really need to sort your live's out & get one.Frankie Boyle wont lay down & die like a dog.

[drum0as0fuck]

its coz theyre english, an they love to moan an complain about everythin.

whereas frankie bein scottish, we give not a fuck about no-one haha

[martinwilliamrandall]

Its unbelievable what the English southern namby pamby pinko liberal PC Middle Class population of this country, with nothing else better to do will complain about. First its Jonathen Ross & Russel Brand for a silly prank nothing more nothing less. Now they have a go at the legend Frankie Boyle over a joke he said about the Queen 2 years ago. Why didnt you complain then? You really need to sort your live's out & get one.Frankie Boyle wont lay down & die like a dog.

[OhhSooUnique]

"Would anybod like to swap a packet of space raders for some dairy lee dunkerballs?" haha

[jamesrichardkilby]

your mum is a gigolo and gets payed with cheese puffs

[SNineThree]

*dairylea dunkables they are like little breadsticks and cheese dip, not balls lol... Btw Frankie is a Ledge

[nofancypants]

2:48! Haha, I'd love to hear that XD

[marinesfirsttofight]

sting rays love fore play hahahahaha

[ApproachWithCaution]

Citizens of new Atlantis i bring greetings from our cousins, the crab people.

lol Vote Boyle 08.

[supernova1990]

Im Dara O'bryne,and this is my penis...

Classic.

[TimeToEatFood]

It's Dara O'Brian.

[DazzleDoll]

It's Dara O'Briain.

[RoloLegend]

The boy whos arms and arse and head fell off !

Hahahahahahaa Genius

[nancybreed]

all P E teachers are paedophiles.. dicsuss...

 i bet you i can jump that ticket barrier

genius :D

[hargreaves4united]

first 1 is funny

[superf1c1al]

I like him because although he is scottish he slates everyone equally lol

[whitewolfstudios]

Andy is pretty funny aswell, frankie and andy hav 2 be my favourites.

[thyago81]

all hail frankie...

[MarieRuth1]

FRANKIE BOYLE FOR LIFE!!!

[Onetimerule]

Rofl

[AndyForTheWin]

Rofl xD

[hhrjf]

funny as fuk i luv frankie boyle

[newnoise182]

in these troubled times I would like to reach out to President Putin and say "I have shagged your mother"

[Lawton008]

"Stingrays love foreplay." LMFAO.

[obscomdis]

2:32 :D

[Sarrathor]

quality is shit material classic

[Eltonizer]

God i love frankie!!

[fairjudged]

Scotland! (is awesome)

[buster1egg]

lmao i live in bathgate :L

[GRANDMASGANNAMAULYAS]

bathgate is where david tennant was born

[Clarkey061]

This guy is a fucking hero.

[kevinlambert]

lol get new eyeballs

[jfme08]

d duke of endiburgh one..split my sides laughin!!

[DarkVampRaven]

"Steven Hawkins Un-pluged" LOOL

[glovePIEman]

I'd love to see a Russell Howard version of this. Frankie is still hilarious , but for some reason, I prefer Russell.

[dalekjr]

Looooool, this dude is absolutely hillarious!!!!!!! 5 star!

[belfastwesty07]

so fuckin funny

[AshleyTL]

4:15 lmao

[almightyjass]

hes good but lots of those jokes are off his stand up

[archibadger]

and vice versa

[feltmonkey2]

They all do that! Michael McIntyre's thing on his wife's list of people she wants to sleep with he uses at the Apollo.

[DMJ1003]

Frankie is a LEGEND!!!

[Da1AnOnlyFraser]

if i add one eighth to one sixteenth how stoned will i be lol

Stingrays love foreplay

[AzziE89]

Definately one of the best comedians around. He'll say anything without as much as a flinch. absolutely brillian.t

[Panthers001]

him and hugh dennis own the scenes we like to see round. They are well funny but frankie is slightly better

[ilawn43]

A real one-off comic shock artist

[leonaldo88]

im seeing him live in wolverhampton in december cani wait and only cost 17.50 bargain

[leonaldo88]

im seeing him live in wolverhampton in december cani wait and only cost 17.50 bargain

[Mattb8755]

Are you chewing boy? This is the worst blowjob I've had all day.

That's the funniest line I've ever heard. XD

[th3d3storoy3r]

me to o.k was a boy sucking a mans balls

[Dorieetheunamazing]

I haven't seen that 'bad things for a teacher to say' before has anyone got it all on youtube?

[djhayes383]

I think it's on one of the full episodes here on youtube, there's quite a few of them though can't remember which one it is, guess you'll have to trawl through the full episodes lol

[Dorieetheunamazing]

PE teachers are deffinatly pedos! - he got at least one thing right

[HOTSW2]

Very funny guy :D top quality

His scottish accent just makes him even funnier :D

[lamac7]

The best type of comedian, doesn't care about the consquences of what he says. This left out the best bit though, "the anti-speeding tv adverts should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day"

[liberal0irony]

that's on here somewhere

[blatspanner]

john culshaw's a terribly nice man.

[killjoyz3]

in 2020 we will rule the world tesco every little helps frankie always cheers me up. shit filmin tho

[broon8491]

its rule the earth actually

[brophala]

So? He never does any visuals. I was on gamefaqs listening to this.

[killjoyz3]

hell yea he is the bets comedian of all time PERIOD!!

[broon8491]

frankie boyle 4 prime minister

[NaStRaDaMuS2006]

this guy is an absolute legend

[Scott0678]

He Rules End off one of the funniest comedians ive seen

[ScottishxPatriot]

"All Teachers Are Pedophiles Discuss" lol

[cheekyferrets]

I love his humour... if I add 1/8th to 1/16th how stoned will I be lmao....

[celtichistorian1]

by the year 2020 we shall rule the earth...

tesco ever little helps.

hahahahahahaha i had stitches lol

[03emmc]

i went to see him at middlesbrough, he was brilliant. WOT A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!