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  • Morning~!! ♪

  • who died?

  • bayonetta best game ever bayonetta and jeanne is so much better than aphrodite in god of war 3 thumbs up if you agree

  • Jeanne, why you no keep dem glasses on? very displeased face ):<

  • Rosemary a day keeps the third sphere angels away.

  • Oh Jeanne...once you cosplay once, you can never do it just once.

  • Lmao, I love Bayonetta, but Rodin is amazing. He just has no fucks left to give.

  • @DarkManifest lol you're right he couldn't care less if another casket top broke over his head

  • BEST FUCKIN GAME EVAH

  • This is probably the best game i have played in the last decade

    and i play alot of fuckin games

  • Luka is more a pet to her than a lover

  • lololol she never loses her pose lolololol

  • You know what sucks? The very first time I beat the game, I got pure platinums on all of the credits parts, but I did absolutely shitty against Jubileus, herself. Now that I can reliably kick Jubi's ass, I can't seem to replicate the skill with which I dispatched Jeanne in the credits anymore.

  • I love the song, love the characters, love the weapons = EPIC!!!!! This game is more epic than Devil May Cry

  • Also, jeanne is reading the inscription in the gates of hell in Dante's Divine Comedy

  • this needs to an anime series!!

  • With fewer "fucks", the script would have been perfect, but the game was pretty cool

  • fuck this game, stupid gay Devil may cry copie

  • @Jevgein copy my ass, ive played the dmc gameS and this game's game play beats the 4th

    unfortunatly dmc5 is a total let down

    dont sh1t on this game, this game is just as amazing as dmc

    and these games would be a rip offa godofwar eh? oh wait it less swinging around of lash weps

    just cuz on these long ranged extention wep, castlevanias a rip off too?

    fuk off and play the games b4 u speak kid

  • @WingedSoulies Well said!

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  • @WingedSoulies I love 13 year olds :D .

    Finding fappable material EVERYWHERE. Use logic, this game is a total rip-off of DMC, has poor graphics and tries to salvage by trying to make hot women. Thus the core demographic must be 13-15 y/os, which can be proven by the amount of 1337spe4k in your comment.

    The developers used to work for capcom, but capcom was too embarrased to print their logo on these games.

    So they shut them down, and now they are doomed to make crappy capcom ripoffs.

  • @metalhannes Bayonetta shares the same creator and director with the DMC series....kind of difficult to rip off your own work.

  • @XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX Exactly what I said. There is nothing new to this game. It's like an artist who makes a good picture and is so pleased with it that he makes more sexed up duplicates of the same picture. But since his employers won't allow that, he does it in his own time. It's just an inferior copy of DMC with more boobage.

  • @metalhannes I see your point but you're being a bit harsh though. The graphics are the farthest thing from poor (excluding the PS3 port) and the combat manages to separate itself from other hack n' slash titles including DMC. In my opinion, the blatant sexuality merely adds to the ridiculous atmosphere of the game instead of merely drawing in horny teenagers. What's more sinfully enjoyable than watching an angelic figure orgasm and spread its legs apart? A little blasphemy goes a long way.

  • @XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX Bayonetta was designed to magnify Devil May Cry, especially in Dante's Awakening, but what makes DMC so unique is that it's the "almost-revolutionary" original, God of War was inspired by the first Devil May Cry game

  • @WingedSoulies god of war was inspired by devil may cry, and bayonetta was made to magnify devil may cry (mainly dante's awakening), so dmc deserves the credit for being semi-revolutionary which brought the other two up.

  • six people have obviously never played bayonetta........

  • I love playing this game. i'm still playing this game in Normal. It's very good and very playable. :)

  • I actually thought that Jeanne died cause bayonetta was in a nun costume at the start of the game

  • cereza is pretty with the rosemary flower...

  • Best heroine game ever. nuff' said

  • "Holy shit! You're..."

    DOWNER ENDING AVERTED Y'ALL!

  • "I swear, this is the last time I cosplay." That's what I all say and before they know it....they're addicted. It happens so fast too...

  • MORNING!

  • love the fight seen with them in it wish it was longer fight seen instead of a short one

  • My 2 girl friends are Jeanne and the other is Jeanne in Nun costume

  • I wonder why some people are shitting flames out their asses. Come on DMC and Bayonetta are made by the same people. Only difference is.. Bayonetta is a hella lot better than some boring DMC.. ( Thats my opinion so dont throw ya shitty comments at me )

  • THE BEST ENDING I LOVE THIS

  • devil may cry wtf

  • who would win. Bayonetta or Dante O.o i think i know what alot of you all would say

  • @Rothiii Beileve it or Not the creator whom made this also made devil may cry. and He said Bayonetta will beat Dante.

  • @UndertakerThePhenom3 the first i knew but the second part...THATS FREAKIN BADASS!!!

  • @UndertakerThePhenom3 Ya, with the boner he will get from fighting, how is he going to fight properly while trying to hide it. :p

  • @UndertakerThePhenom3 Of course having to fight while hiding a boner will be a major handicap for poor dante. :p

  • @UndertakerThePhenom3 yeah jiji and that makes me happy dante rocks and everything but right now its not in his best moment bayonetta have arrive and she is taking over dantes legacy

  • @UndertakerThePhenom3

    hmm dante would win by a marginal fraction

  • @cman6381 Nope ;)

  • @UndertakerThePhenom3 She would beat the living shit out of dante, I don't think even dante can take a building head on to the face and just act like it was a gust of wind, or kick one out of the air for that matter. Or get shot in the face at point blank range and only stumble slightly. Bayonetta is some sort of Goddess

  • BTW Dante and Bayonetta would be a perfect match haha.

  • I don't get it. How did she die? They both fell down to Earth with Jeanne. Why is she dead? :S Nice ending btw. Im just sad they didnt get together with Luka.:)

  • the entire game was a fucking fetish show, mad for dudes who like fem-dom and bad, BAD porn star quality voice acting...

  • "i swear, this is the last time i cosplay" XD

    OH MY GOD I WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME!!!

  • Sasuke saying Shit? Yay!

  • Apparently the sequel is going to be a spin-off, possibly placing Jeanne as the main character. I could accept this. After all, Jeanne's nunnery may be symbolic to her new role.

  • @Yorutaun wtf you are lying but I hope in bayonetta 2 bayonetta is still a main character I hope I could play bayonetta and jeanne in bayonetta 2

  • The end just makes me smile like im having some sort of sesure, its just so epic.

  • @halfbreed1426 wow... If you hate it so much then why the hell are you watching this huh?

  • @BabyBlueStar1000 hmmm...i dont know

  • @halfbreed1426 Personally, I LOVED Bayonetta, replayed it a lot of times. And I don't play it because she is a "Slut shooting lipstick" (I'm not even attracted to women). I played it because it was fun, made me laugh, had some awesome gameplay, had some very awesome cutscenes (didn't mind the non-animated ones), plus, it had the best ending I've ever seen in a game. Personally, I think Bayonetta wins over DMC, but I've only played DMC 4, so I don't know about the series. Oh well. xD

  • @AarinHikaKao

    never mind. sorry for being such a troll. haha, i just didn't like the offsetting (to me) rndomness and it reminded me a little too much of GodHand. i liked it but was dissapointed by it's lack of seriousness.

  • @halfbreed1426 Well, everyone has their own opinion. :]

  • Looks like Dante and Bayonetta could meet up someday....

  • cereza is the best woman ever!!

  • I wish this game was much darker and creepier like DMC.

  • wow i want to fuck bayonetta today ^^

  • Poor Enzo! His car got smashed again.

  • Jeanne for Bayonetta sequel please. :D

  • UN-BE-FUCKUNG-LIEVABLE

  • I don't get the meaning of what she says at the end, can anyone explain?

  • @swiv2d Have you played the game? If not this might be a bit spoiling

    When Luka and Bayonetta met in the game he couldn't see her because she was in another dimension. But he smelled her perfume which smelled of rosemary. She said to Luka that it was a demon repellent but what she said at the end "Rosemary equates to remembrance" is what Luka said before when they met. "It suits me now doesn't it?" because at the time she didn't know her past and now she does.

    Was that an O.K. explanation? 

  • @cylleona Yes it was, thank you very much

  • @swiv2d Glad to be of help. :]

  • I just finished this, I was hoping Luka and Bayonetta get together and she gives it to him hardcore

  • no no, I mean this clip, I thought it was diffirent from xbox a little

  • This game is fucking Crazy, In a good way of course

  • this is on PS3 or xbox ???

  • @larsalucifer both

  • Did not know Enzo was like that...

  • poor enzo lol

  • LOL. You sucked at the ending fights in the credits. :P

  • Bayonetta and Jeanne is a parter now! But, where is the Zero?

  • Um, Yuri Lowenthal voices characters all over the place.

  • thats because he is an anime character hes from code geass he's lelouch'es friend kurarugi

  • Guy with the scarf sounds like an anime actor o.o

  • Dante n Bayonetta= EPIC WIN!

  • i had completed all chapters of this game on all mode then my data got deleted during transfer :(

  • Epic awesomeness.

  • Looks like Dante's ex-wife.

  • @RAZRfreak then who's the other wife?

  • no sex scene? how dissapointing...at least mass effect, and masseffect2, god of war has one...and dragon age... :\ All sexy yet no sex :O booo

  • wth why is rodin always taking a coffin lid to the head XD

  • "LET'S DANCE BOYS!" Love it!

  • one of the best videos ive seen in a long long time

  • trophy whore

  • lol SOMEONE didnt get many trophies ;)

  • I luv' this end !

  • the end was so crazy: "Its over ok lets reload the controller.... OMG Jubileus isnt dead yet? FUCK. Ok now its over, reload the controller... BONUS FIGHT? FUCK", and so on

  • woooah! hell did i love this game!.was eic..fineshed in a feew days..its great!.

    I wnat htem to do a sequeal..

    i always lughed when Bayonetta was called "mummy"

    the ending was lovely...i was like hey d'ja'vu..hahaa

    she cant die...nooooo..nooo..wooopp spins out and looks at rosemary..ahaha

  • 3:52, she's thinking

    "Bitch stole my candy."

    XD

    I hope there's a sequel, and Bayonetta wears some normal clothes, she'd look sexy I bet. ;D

  • @BonkuriTokio112

    They're hinted at a Bayonetta 2. But not with Bayonetta as the main character. Probably Jeanne, or Rodin~

  • @Toetoi But what the joy to play bayonetta2 whidout baynotta? 0_o

  • @SakuraWhish I think it'd be interesting to try out a new character. o-o Beyond a game, it's a story, and stories need to evolve. 

  • @BonkuriTokio112 tha's funny the she stole the candy lol

  • I loved this game,really looking forward to a sequel!

  • Ya me too. I hope they make it. :)

  • Is this a good game cuz im deciding btween this and God of War 3 cuz they seemed kinda similar in gameplay. I herd this game was pretty worse on ps3 then 360

  • yeah but its still good.

    I like the God of War series i buy it if you played 1 and 2.

  • @aguth28

    They've released a patch fixing up the PS3 version. It plays just as well as on the 360 now.

  • Luka was like Deuces lol

  • THIS was a good ending. This cutscene could have been a bit longer though.

  • I hope people remember this is just a game. I just spoild it so i would not have to buy it lol.

  • lol Jeanna stole ur candy

  • The Candy was her thing, Bayonetta stole it from her.

  • lol i love jeanne's pose in the ending picture

  • u see? it doesnt pay off to be good... some fucking skank will just mutelate you!!!

  • 2:22

    reminds us all of something doesn't it?

    hmm... lets just say... start all over? xD

  • lol deja vu

  • LOL! The coffin hits Rodin's head once again 3:25 XD

  • is it best to play this game from very easy to hard difficulty settings

  • Morniiiiiiiing... :P i love it xDD

  • I have a question, if Jeanne knew Bayonetta was alive, what was she doing faking up a funeral and praying. Does this two girls where just playing a prank on the guys or what? Anyway I just love this game, the ending couldn't have been better. I think one of the best endings of game I've ever played :) !

  • I would guess so. Maybe the creaters wanted it to be like the opening, because their cosplaying as nuns i guess it was bayonetta's idea. :D gotta luv the music.

  • @ha22ru My interpretation is that they fake these funerals so they lure angels to come down. So it'd be like a set-up just so that they can harvest angels to stay alive. So they arent really dead at the time neways.

    I doubt they'd care to let Luka know, or Enzo for that matter ahah

  • @DeviousDiscord - You're correct. To add, I think these angels only appear when someone of great importance (such as Rodin or Bayonetta) has been pronouced dead, symbolized as a coffin.

    You'd think they could tell the difference or something, or maybe they just have to come down and check. XD

  • @alexwhrrulesrocks

    Bayonetta was dead, Jeanne had to bring her back to life by summoning the angels to take her soul to heaven, but then stopping them which, in turn, made Bayonetta come back to life. Bayonetta did the same thing to Rodin, when he died at the begining at the game. I hope I answered your question,

  • Wow thank you, everything is more clear!! Thanks a lot, it makes a lot of sense :D !!!

  • er....... i don't think thats how it went remember in the beggining how rodin said you better make sure im dead? and how bayonetta said more air holes she was alive

  • I belive the music that comes on when Bayonetta comes out of the coffin is a remix of cerazas lolaby

  • Isn't it just fly me to the moon

  • Its almost like a mixture of final fantasy with all the dancing and devil may cry (well it is from DMC but just saying :D)

  • enzo and rodin was like WTF when they saw the flowers LOL

  • I love this ending...It really made me smile...Bayonetta and Jeanne in the sequel beating the shit out of more angels will be Fantastic! XD I cant stop playing this game and I really hope Bayonetta and Luka get it on lol

  • @Conjulo TOTALLY AGREE but are we friggen evil for playing this game. I mean those poor angels think about it they still work for GOD. At least in DMC the killing is understandable

  • @williamsvm hahaha well the angels are evil. =(

    I will admit I was feeling bad the 1st time but knowing

    their intentions made me feel better hehe XD

  • @Conjulo wtf

  • @ 1:16 , Those are some huge ass flowers. :D

  • @pepmiman compensating, you know? :D

  • @enkopingsbo haha i think so.

  • Poor Enzio, He can't catch a break. XD And Rodian, Always taking a coffin lid to the head. lol

  • Enzo and Rodin :)

  • Best game for a long time!! Great ending...

    PS: I dont know why, but I love the music when bayonetta gets out of the coffin, love it when it sounds in a part of the game...

  • There goes another car.

  • best game ever...

    i finish it... ja

  • so once you beat the game and get the upgrades, can you play the game again at a harder difficulty with keeping your upgrades and stats? or do i have to start from scratch?

  • Yes, you can continue the game with all halos and stuff on next difficilty, in order.

  • you keep everything. it wud be insane if u didnt

  • extra ingenue for an extra stalker status!

  • 0:48 :O frecking awesome

  • LOVE Jeanne's Outfit. F-A-B

  • lololololololl this is the last time i cosplay

  • @onecentpennyas from what i see it's a cock tease

  • lawl your so naughty

  • just saying

  • did jeane die too?

  • Sequel Please.

  • i was waiting till that scarf guy and bayonetta did things XD

  • Freaking love this game; that's all there is to say.

  • wat if bayonetta is dmc 5 than dante vs bayonetta :O...(better sell tickets)

  • bayonetta will wijn dantes too cocky that it's weird and annoying plus bayonetta has hot moves

  • nah i think it's because of the storyline and it's new cause not many females have this kind of power and smarts. but i agree devil may cry three was awsome but bad graphicss

  • bayonetta seducing dante omg...that would b nice

  • Uhhh you sure about this?Cause I don't want Dante die...

  • Dante...never die 0.o

  • Yup just afraid it might happen...

  • Most people believes that...Sadly, it seems the one who said Dante's dead was Hideki Kamiya himself (I can't believe this T T)

  • No!!!!!

  • This game is simply god.