"Smoke Two Joints" lyrics- Sublime

[HufaNZconleY420]

people sing that to me in the hallway at school..... hahahahah

[Wendibird7]

Been listening since 1993. Many joints smoked over the years with Sublime in the background! Will always love these guys! Their music makes me smile.

[KopaszJack]

Marihuana is the heal for the world. FUCK DuPont - asshole.

[murdoc0niccals666]

here from counter strike source. the fuck.

[moondra10]

@murdoc0niccals666 haha cs_drugbust

[xQuickzx]

@murdoc0niccals666 How did CS:S bring you here lol?

[benisisballin]

The 75 dislikes should actually be likes, the people just missed the like button because they were too high.

[pyrateproductions]

@benisisballin your never "too" high, it was just a burnout move:P

[ainelivia1]

@qodui well, that's quite simply not true. It is both a plant and a drug. So stop fishing for thumbs up

[LegitCiggareteReview]

THIS HIGH :D

[LegitCiggareteReview]

Like my status if your....

[wasteornot]

i smoke 2 blunts!

[youlittlestar]

@wasteornot i feelz

[MrAustin2012]

I Smoke 3 Joints..

[jesssports11]

sublime part of youtube, we meet again - lip meets joints, again.

[Baylorchick20]

Like my status if your a stoner chick!

[TEEPO129]

@Baylorchick20 awww no one liked ur status ill like it just because lol

[Baylorchick20]

@TEEPO129 Haha thanks :-)

[144taru]

@Baylorchick20 you're* but I'll just assume you're high like I am right now B ]

[Baylorchick20]

@144taru Ya its the dyslexia talking too :-D

[tomroller1]

the only thing that make marijuanna a drug is because we call it a drug...

[Taylor0GangBruh]

I just rolled two joints, I think ill roll two more

[skinsmailer]

i like POT

[Ub3rLight]

i dont get why they have the sound of bong hits in the beginning of the song about joints regardless this song is awesome

[iguanaonabike]

@Ub3rLight

Because the sound of a bong is awesome, hahaha...but it should be more like: *lighter clicks* -> *suction/bubbling* -> *pulls out bowl/slide* -> *pulls* -> *SILENCE* -> *coughing and saying "dude..."* -> *AWESOMENESS*

[iguanaonabike]

@iguanaonabike

Actually, that sound may be a bubbler. Not sure. 

[JimmiSteele]

@Ub3rLight Have you ever tried taking the cone off your bong and sticking a joint in there?

That shit is painful... but Sublime can take it coz they're fucking bosses

[84hendrixnirvana]

i got chem dog herb on me!

[allhailrussell]

@84hendrixnirvana ever had 'purple trainwreck'?

[magictaters]

smoke two for brad and another two for lou dog

[SleeplessBeauty17]

74 people where short a joint.

[20ches07]

You can get species of weed that doesn't get you high so how is it a drug?

[SenseOfJustice]

I disliked this cos i want my 2s

[BriK1212]

am i the only one that hears the solo from stairway to heaven in the beginning of the first solo of this song?

[FireHeart154]

Weed is fuckin dank guy

[PhoenixGalloway]

why are people argueing on this page. Enjoy the music of the worlds most epic band and let the loving take ahold <3 keep the bitching for someone who cares

[jackson38636]

I smoke two joints when I listen to sublime it makes me feel alright

[Svtttoy]

i used 2 be a smooker like you but then i took a boomer in the face

[julianisdope]

legal or not I'm still gonna burn

[Sanguinis666]

@julianisdope which is exactly why they should legalize, their only hurting themselves by not, we will always do it

[c0nz0rd00d]

@julianisdope Ye dawg

[AbsinthianEnvy]

@julianisdope Forever! \m/

[whatupmaaan]

ron paul's following is a fucking CULT. wtf people?

[Essver]

@whatupmaaan We're not a cult, we're logical people who'd like to see a natural plant legalized.

[whatupmaaan]

@Essver he has other fucked up plans too. like wanting to make all schools private and get rid of all public schooling. not that im an academic freak or anything, but that's definetly not what america needs. it'd be good to see weed legalized but that's gonna happen eventually either way. ron paul has some good plans, but he has some downright awful ones too. now im gonna listen to sublime.

[Essver]

@whatupmaaan Private schools generally have better students academically than public schools so I wouldn't complain. They'd be more likely to manage their money properly instead of getting stupid things they don't need and they would be less likely to put up with all the disrespect and crap you see in high school now.

[whatupmaaan]

@Essver you're so stupid if you think that makes any sense. private school kids tend to be bigger douches than public school kids.

[floggingblogger]

@whatupmaaan And another political debate is ended when someone resorts name calling

[whatupmaaan]

@floggingblogger never said i was the most educated person in the world, and not afraid to admit it

[Essver]

@whatupmaaan Jersey shore and every other "reality" show out there makes your argument invalid.

[whatupmaaan]

@Essver what the hell does that even mean?

[fishshitdeluxe]

@whatupmaaan asshole!

[whatupmaaan]

@fishshitdeluxe sorry i voiced an opinion. i think ron paul isnt right for our country. but then again, no one really is.

[Essver]

@whatupmaaan I can tell you're not the sharpest so I'll spell it out for you. Public schools are full of all the brain dead idiots because anyone can get in. Most of them aren't there to study, they're only there to screw around. Make them pay for their education with a private schools and they'll spend less time partying and more time studying.

[whatupmaaan]

@Essver that's not gonna change anything. i dont think you understand why kids get led down the wrong path and dont study in school. some kids just dont fit in with the education system we have today. i'm one of them. when i was 8 i was diagnosed with A.D.D. i find myself too distracted, too angry, and even too depressed sometimes to pay attention in class. i try my hardest too (hopefully i can keep my GPA up just got it to a 3.0).

[whatupmaaan]

@Essver what you're pretentious private schooled ass is telling me is its entirely the students fault, but it isnt. theres no such thing as a "brain dead idiot", you just made that up so you feel better about yourself. everyone has strengths and weaknesses in their ability to learn. people such as myself have trouble studying and paying attention. my parents would never pay for me to go to a private school and i already dont get along with the assholes at public school.

[whatupmaaan]

@Essver you're obviously a little too inexperienced for this topic, maybe you should do some research or try to think of somebody else for once. asshole.

[GanjaKahn42O]

@Essver Somebodies' a pretentious ass, were you born into a rich family? Us common folk were born into hard working families, who would never be able to afford this magical "private" school you speak of. I must not be too brain dead though, I did write this whole paragraph on the youtubes after all.

[magictaters]

RIP brad

[disturbeddemons1]

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGOOOOODDDDDDDDDD, mmmmm... i cant find any possible way to put into words how much i love me some yummy yummy purple haze. stay high. love you WORLD AND HERB.

[kittywoofs]

first take care of head?

i dont exaclty get why he sings that.

[disturbeddemons1]

@kittywoofs sativa

[lilacmoonsister]

smoking weed w/ emily

[simon88908]

"smoke 2 joints b4 i smoke 2 joints then i smoke 2 more" best line ever?

[arsh021]

lets wach my people transfer abrA CODabraaaa i can flyyyyyyyyyy....

[BizzySoulz4eva]

you cant make it legal then they want to tax

[qodui]

Marijuana isn't a drug. It's a plant. <3

[danksUnlocked]

fosho

[ChivasBarcelonaMex]

@qodui stupid and ignorant people say otherwise

[Essver]

@sillybilly972 Technically, marijuana is just a plant, it's the cannabinoids that are a drug lol.

[acidfreak1967]

@qodui Then by that logic opium isn't a drug either.

[sendtherich]

@qodui look up the definition of "drug", im all for the legaliztion of pot but it is a drug

[gogators432]

@qodui you're right. THC is a drug and it's found in marijuana.

[DRUNKENmoron69]

@qodui so opium and tabaco arent drugs? its a drug because of how it affects ur body.. doesnt mean its bad..

[SUPERNINJASPONGEBOB]

Yeah cause my joint sounds like a bong :D ahahaha long live bradley !!

[BudRow05231]

Yes Bob Marley did this song, and I love it...But sublime does a great job!

[DaiN9636]

hehhhhhh everything is spinning ^_^

[JJproductions852]

i was going to get a arrow to the knee, but i caught the arrow and smoked a joint.

[wuhtsup]

i was going to make a joke about an arrow to the knee, then i took an arrow to the knee

[420GanjaGanja]

so, wait, if he wraps a joint inside a joint, is that smoking two joints? Or would he need to smoke another one? Damn...

[theviolentviolet1]

I like how it sounds like theres a bubbler in the background

[axelyanskie]

suuuuyooooooooooooooooop!yoooo­ooooooop!

[TheHerbCultavator420]

when i smoke 2 joint i smoke 2 oz joints

[peacelovinchild1]

I once saw a bitch smoke a joint with her vag.. NO LIE!

[XuncorrectspellingX]

I use to smoke two joints but then I took an arrow to the knee

[disturbeddemons1]

@XuncorrectspellingX i used to smoke two joints, but then i took an arrow to the knee so then i smoked two joints before i smoked two joints and then i smoked two more.

[JoakimHaloReach]

I think the like and dislike button is a sign. The dislike button clearly means the bottom of the joint, wich is never good.

[bakednfried]

I work good and I work fine

but first take care of head ;)

[DevilFrog0915]

hahahahahaha "the dislike bar looks like a joint" its so funny cause its like i've never heard that before

[MSshitinmyass]

sublime blows

[AlphaR18Pmale]

@MSshitinmyass well not alot of people could hold there breath so long...

[GoldenSmurf14]

@MSshitinmyass Then why are you on a Sublime video?

[CannibalPony]

@MSshitinmyass YOU BLOW! Oh wait. YOU CAN'T!

[CannibalPony]

@MSshitinmyass Lol that made no fucking sense......Or DID it? THATS my friends is the MOTHERFUCKING GARRY OAK!

[mentaltriggerband]

Support an unknown band, spread the music

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[TallAceTheJuggalo]

I used to smoke 2 joints all day long, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[dismemberedANDmolese]

@TallAceTheJuggalo  so what now u smoke 2 fatt ass joints all day long

[CannibalPony]

@TallAceTheJuggalo WILL PEOPLE PLEASE STOP WITH THE STUPID ARROW TO THE KNEE REFERENCES FROM THAT SHIT EATING COCK SUCKING PISS DRINKING DADDY FUCKING MAMMA LOVING PUSSY AVOIDING GUARD IN MOTHER FUCKING SKYRIM?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[alexsamuraiuuu]

@CannibalPony HAhah im saving this in my most awsm hate quotes xD Not trolling

[MzCrashley]

good tunage for good smokage =D

[GamerzFromEarth]

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[tiagotanno]

marijuana is peace, and peace 4all in world, LEGALIZE _\|/_

[Hiddenrebel402]

I work good and i work fine but first take care of head

[kushzillacobain]

Marijuana doesn't kill. Tobacco and alcohol does. End case, do some research, don't want to believe it that's your issue.

[MrMrKennedyKennedy]

Smoking marijuana, Isnt awesome, but fine, Curse yourself, HURT YOURSELF IN FACT. 

[Jessuffocation]

@MrMrKennedyKennedy Noooo sir :)

IN FACT, we are curring all sorts of psyckological illness with marijuana!

In fact. If we legalised marijuana worldwide and used it for fuel we could save the earth a hella lotta money. We could also save the earth from global warming. So stop talking about facts that are 10 years old. They WERE facts, obviosly cause scientist didnt know better. A fact: we discovered as much as they discovered for 2000 years... the last 5 years.

[TripleMHipHop]

@MrMrKennedyKennedy Have you ever smoked a cigarette or drank alcohol? Both those things are much more harmful and dangerous for you, AND THEY'RE BOTH LEGAL! Go talk to the corporate giants before you bash on a healing substance. Watch "The history of Marijuana" on youtube, and see if it doesn't change the way you look at weed.

Tobacco kills, Marijuana heals.....

[99dillonsbmx99]

@TripleMHipHop hahahah what a load of shit

[TripleMHipHop]

@99dillonsbmx99 you dont believe me? go do the research yourself. Everyone assumes stoners are retards, but there are some pretty intellectual stoners on here, and i'd vouch to be one of them.

[Drthizzmarley]

@TripleMHipHop

everything started out legal, wish i was there when they gave out cocaine for a tooth ache

[immesothere111111111]

Everyone talks about how awesome it would be if marijuana was legal. Well, nows our chance. Ron Paul is the only presidential candidate in the 2012 election for the legalization of marijuana for personal and medical use. Make this the top comment so everyone can see it

[floggingblogger]

@immesothere111111111 completely agree. Not only is Ron Paul good for pot heads, he just good for the government in general.

[SocialLocust]

@immesothere111111111 How many politicians keep their promises though??

[MrEmokid888]

best guitar solo evar



[wulu91]

R.I.P. Brad and Lou...ill smoke two joints just for you.

[Frankiew91]

lol i'm a M.D. and i smoked all through college and im still smarter than you!

[Frankiew91]

im sorry @RCMatthers93

[NorCalMediGrower]

What if u just smoke bowls cuz your broke?

[BingBONGBros420]

I'm HIGH

[Yacksoba]

Shut the fuck up and smoke a joint!

[ThaCanabianHero]

Are you fucking stupid? My Dad saw bob marley in concert and he did this song, He has a video of it fuckhead

[mattbell420]

@ThaCanabianHero Your dad is a fucking liar, Marley had been dead two years when this song was written.

[Lifthard56]

the like and dislike bar looks like a joint

[BECKYJUBILEE77]

2 funny....

[stealthybadger3]

@Lifthard56 no it doesn't 

[ftffighter]

@Lifthard56 good thing youtube rolled it shitty, cuz its not lighting worth a damn!

[aangel201]

@Lifthard56 you know what that means there are not enough likes.

[AlfredoRomeroAlvarez]

@Lifthard56 I asm so ihgh that i typed 2 joitns and this song appears so many stoners makinn the same errror

[lilboelter]

@Lifthard56 yes it does bro

[nubsterful]

@Lifthard56 not it doesnt

[ManifestPromo]

Love Each Other

[ManifestPromo]

Love Each Other

[SickK8GSXR600]

(_̅_̅__̅_̅__̅_̅__̅_̅_ ̅_̅_̅_̅()~~~



[DMSRECON]

@SickK8GSXR600 Amen

[billy6668]

@SickK8GSXR600 that a piece of chalk?

[SickK8GSXR600]

@billy6668 yes

[p1nkAcid]

@billy6668 more like a tampon fool

[ftffighter]

@SickK8GSXR600 haha theres that random joint

[BlueReaperX]

Arif Mirabdolbaghi (From Protest the Hero): "Rody got me thinking how funny Sublime's 'Smoke 2 Joints' could be if it were actually titled 'Take 2 Craps' " ROFL

[themoclown]

@DarksideN8 < that was the first comment nioce lol

[H0B0onDRUGS2]

hey yuh that said weed smokers r losers check it we live it to the fullest so shhhhh stop hating cuz i bet when u hit that blunt u was happy bitch

[fsfrontside]

this video was updated 6 days too late.

[easybakejoo]

There is a version that has a Bob Marely feel but you know it`s not him just type in, "I Smoke Two Joints" and it`s a pic of Bob... so there ya go.

[HydroSkunk716]

Hard work good & Hard word fine, But first take care of head!

[RCMatthews93]

Only losers smoke weed.

[Octobandits]

@RCMatthews93 only losers think people who smoke weed are losers...

[RCMatthews93]

@Octobandits Wow, great comeback. Not a surprise that it was made by a stoner. I prefer to keep my brain cells than lose them over 15 minutes of soothing sensations, thank you very much.

[optimumXtreme]

@RCMatthews93 first of all you're an idiot and a jerk. a jerk because you think only losers smoke weed, and an idiot for the same reason. most rockstars smoke weed and things that are much harder. and Bob Marley the greatest man in the history of history smoked pounds of the stuff, if thats wrong i dont want to be right. you should just smoke a bowl or two and chill. One more thing, 15 minutes? i think you were smoking potpourri not weed

[Octobandits]

@RCMatthews93 hahaha :) we have so much in common

[GODZIWA]

@RCMatthews93 u fucking queer smoking is the shit. whats that 15 min of sensation for being a fag. your listening to a weed video u dumbass kid how the fuck are you going to say smokings dumb. if i ever see u im deffinently going to kick ur teeth in and fuck your mom. sincerely 2 joints

[RCMatthews93]

@GODZIWA Take a look at your poor spelling and your lack of decent grammar before you call someone dumb, you stupid stoner piece of shit. People like you are the reason why I'm proud to live a straight edge life and I won't let some spliff or a shot bring me down to your level.

Now go be a loser somewhere else while I live a clean and healthy slate.

[ChrisTheChronic]

@RCMatthews93 fuk up you dumb cunt your not even worth a well structured sentence u judgemental piece of shit sorry some people actually like to live a little try things yes there are straight up stoners who have little motivation and sit around smoking all day but what about the people who have honest jobs and just want to relax a little after work or people who actually have troubles in their lives and just want to escape for a little while

[ChrisTheChronic]

@RCMatthews93 its also funny your on a music video about weed and your calling smokers losers yeah you must have a life.....rlly looks like it with all the video game uploads you have lolol go get your mum to make you another toasted cheese sandwich with no crust ya poor cunt so you dont miss out on your precious video games hahahahahhahaha loser.

[RCMatthews93]

@ChrisTheChronic Sorry, I don't understand what you're saying; mostly because I don't speak retard.

[ChrisTheChronic]

@RCMatthews93 blocked tard is blocked

[RCMatthews93]

@ChrisTheChronic You can still get my reply in your inbox, you stupid fuck. So blocking me won't do shit.

[1Morrisonfan1]

@RCMatthews93 Dude I'm not a stoner, but I'm not going to yell at these guys (and girls). Its a choice and it doesn't matter what they pick. They're chill, I'm being chill about it, so why don't you just chill. Everybody loves you eventhough we can get hot headed at times.

[GODZIWA]

@RCMatthews93 haha you fuck tard i'm barly a stoner and you should leave. you'll never reach my level kid your a joke

[RCMatthews93]

@GODZIWA I don't want to reach your level because I don't want to be as dumb as you are. Go back to thinking that you're the coolest kid on the block because you can smoke weed and talk shit about the man while I work on earning my diploma next spring and start getting my life together. Have fun in the lower class section, loser. :)

[wulu91]

@RCMatthews93 Dude, chill out. Two joints is definitley what you need; and maybe two joints before those two joints, and smoke two more after......dude you just need to get stoned. Being all pissy is very unecessary.

[RCMatthews93]

@wulu91 What a well thought-out post that you just made, just what I'd expect from a stoner who doesn't even know a brain cell from a jail cell.

[655Robert]

@RCMatthews93 booo 

[HUSoldier66]

@RCMatthews93 That'd be a great argument, if it weren't for the fact that I'm going for my masters in computer science and I smoke weed 3 times a week. Don't judge someone's intellect based on their recreational habits, that's like saying JFK was a nerd because he took up speedreading

[Neves416]

honest to god

i used to smoke weed

not to heavy just once in a while

was never my thing but everyone took me as a pothead for some reason

but everytime i hear this i wanna smoke a doob

[TheJosiphat]

Did someone hit a bubbler in the beginning

?



[Samanna420]

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints.. an then I smoke two more! ahah

[shmuelstudios1]

i just imagin the like bar as a joint with a red tip at the end

[scaleman40]

the magic bus done left 66 people behind

[ocnv]

now 66 people dont smoke weed