Attention Shoppers

[masterpickle13]

hello everyone, thanks for subscribing?

[RGavin11]

@masterpickle13 Merp ?

[Evanthestrange]

Looks like the viking is embracing the old traditions....

[KeronInvasion]

@Evanthestrange Y THE HELL IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT THOR?!

[frozenflamegaby]

he said penis.

[MrFerndel]

Is he saying: "Attention shoppers, if you believe in your dreams anything can happen!"

[fububoi]

@MrFerndel lmao after 9000 rewinds i think it sounds like it

[JuBxGhost]

He said "pick up that can"

[Chapelpants]

'Attention shoppers, if you believe in your dreams, anything can happen' 'What's that? everything's free? okay...'

[RupertAndCheese]

@Chapelpants It does sound like that!

[MrShwinny]

i love the fact that every time i watch this video i immediately pause it and read the top comments to find out what he says even though i know perfectly well what hes saying

[AceFackelman]

remember when the saying was one of the top comments, good times, good times

[rocketmik65]

Attention Shoppers. Five minutes left in the mission, FIVE MINUTES LEFT IN THE MISSION.

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

"Attention shoppers if you believe in your dreams anything can happen." "What's that? Everything's free? OKAY". He heard it right.

[beeftothetaco]

"pick up that can"

[Icelad14]

@beeftothetaco I see what you did there

[SEPHIROTHJF]

"Attention Shoppers, if you believe in your dreams anything can happen"

[megashadowwii]

@SEPHIROTHJF what you say everythings free ok

[bbeltjr218]

It almost sounds like "Hello shoppers, if you believe in God, you're going to go to heaven"

[MrEphimer]

@bbeltjr218 Nah, the intercom in shopping centers never lie.

[4awesomefreaks]

@MrEphimer OBJECTION! That's a contradiction!

[MrEphimer]

@4awesomefreaks No wai! It's not Starburst! :O

[SinisterAnimationS]

I thought putting the video in fullscreen would make me hear it better lol

[No0Bz4Life]

@SinisterAnimationS you're silly :P

[thyjesse]

The YouTube community is so boring and repetitive. They should remove the thumbs up/down of comments, then there won't be as many copy/paste idiotfags. yesimmad.jpg

[axinkiewicz]

@thyjesse lolhemad

[bigp132]

@thyjesse or you could get off youtube if its so boring... Seems more logical, right?

[thyjesse]

@bigp132 Don't talk about logic, you couldn't even understand what I wrote. The videos themselves on YouTube are great. It's the comments and idiots like yourself that bring the website down as a whole.

[bigp132]

@thyjesse youtube isn't the only place with these videos. So fuck off.

[thyjesse]

@bigp132 Where else can I find videos by nigahiga, ImMrTeddy, TheOnion, vsauce... the list goes on, so well put together and easily trackable?

[ua98s]

Thumbs up if you hate how the 2 comments are the same....

[ZENUDIE]

sounded like the combine

[Volundarkvioa]

@ZENUDIE If only Civil Protection made such optimistic quotes, instead of just bashing my face in with a shock baton. ):

[MonkeySternum]

I love how almost all of the recent comments are 2 guys fighting about something they don't even remember anymore.

[panda120795]

Why is Thor stealing from a grocery store?

[shohamjac]

"abader barbu bu gudaubaba"

no dreams over here :\

[FalcoIsMore]

How the hell do you get the dreams thing out of that

[HeiHolaHello]

@FalcoIsMore exactly. it's like the hidden message bullshit in The Beatles songs

[nacolydude]

rofl

[brevardboyz321]

0:04 best WTF face eva!

[nintendoatarikiller]

oh my god I laughed so hard I'm wheezing :'D

[topazkid97]

Dammit Gordon, the Combine got the supermarket!

[amohotepv]

This is my first 5SF ever. I remember seeing this 2 years ago

[TheJameSka]

@amohotepv

It hasn't been on YouTube for 2 Years.

[amohotepv]

@TheJameSka It's 2012.... May 20, 2010 was about 2 years ago. Read

[TheJameSka]

@amohotepv

But it's not 2 years ago.

It's about 1 3/4

[amohotepv]

@TheJameSka -_- round 3/4 to the nearest whole number:

1

1+1 = 2

[TheJameSka]

@amohotepv

Since when do we round when on YouTube.

Fuck off.

[amohotepv]

@TheJameSka You get the prize for "the most stupid thing I've heard today"

[TheJameSka]

@amohotepv

You get the prize for being the biggest dick-shit I have ever seen.

[HeiHolaHello]

@TheJameSka wow, you're a fucking idiot.

go kill yourself and let's see how many years it will take before anyone notices, shall we?

[TheJameSka]

@HeiHolaHello

Go eat your "Shit for breakfast"

Nighty night, troll.

[HeiHolaHello]

@TheJameSka one of the many mistakes you're making right now is taking my channel seriously. ah well atleast you proved you're capable of using a fucking mouse.

[TheJameSka]

@HeiHolaHello

Your comebacks are really bad. Seriously.

[HeiHolaHello]

@TheJameSka I don't care about my ''comeback''. I don't want to play these silly comeback games with you.

[TheJameSka]

@HeiHolaHello

Grow up.

[HeiHolaHello]

@TheJameSka haha, you probably have no friends :)

[TheJameSka]

@HeiHolaHello

Hahaha. I pity you.

[HeiHolaHello]

@TheJameSka You consistently disappoint your friends and associates, yet they are too embarrrassed to tell you. Look back on all your past aspirations. They were simply pipe dreams. Nothing that you would be able to accomplish. How many of your goals have you abandoned? You ignorant little shit. If this little comeback game seems pointless, remember that you are going to die one day. You are insignificant. You will die alone and afraid, nobody will love you anymore

[TheJameSka]

@HeiHolaHello

How long did that take you to write.

And why did you send me your Auto Biography?

[HeiHolaHello]

@TheJameSka #soniclikeyaknogoesdowndauhgoe­s2radioshacknngitsfoocomponent­s THOSE WHO TEACH, PREACH, AND THOSE WHO PREACH ALSO PREACH ouh ouh ouh ouh

[TheJameSka]

@HeiHolaHello

And you've gone mad. Great.

[HeiHolaHello]

@TheJameSka You should regret ever being born as an organic lifeform. You are as monetary as the lie you call love. I am he as you are he as they are we and we are all together. look how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly. mr. city policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row. semolina pilchard climbing up the eifell tower several penguins singing hare krishna man you should have seen her kicking edgar allen poe. æØåÆøÅæØåÆøÅæØåÆøÅæØåÆøÅæØåÆøÅ­æØåÆøÅæØåÆøÅæØåÆøÅæØåÆøÅæØåÆøÅ­æØåÆø

[TheJameSka]

@HeiHolaHello

Dick head. XD

[HeiHolaHello]

@TheJameSka DX? DONT U MEAN DX????+ because the dx is the dix and the dik and the dixx x head both heads of the head FUUUUUUUUck your mom

[TheJameSka]

@HeiHolaHello

...

[HeiHolaHello]

@TheJameSka !!!

[ThrillaSkill]

@HeiHolaHello um.. you lost me a @

[MrBreakdown32]

Im going to do this at my supermarket/store if I ever work at one.

[abarna01]

COMBINE!!!

[rhettsbloxstudios]

theres no 0:07

[Rainbowscouttf2]

Wats that? everythings free? OK :D -sticks bottle in coat-

[AllUserNamesSuckBad]

@Rainbowscouttf2 thank you! I totally missed that part on the 8 second video I just watched!

[MrCj822]

@Rainbowscouttf2 you saw that too???

[Boyle360]

@Rainbowscouttf2 We know. We watched the video.

[ymistillavirgin]

@Rainbowscouttf2 god damned idiot

[YangGuardian]

@Rainbowscouttf2 God dam it! You gave away the ending! Ah crap, that's 8 seconds of my life I'll never enjoy now

[blix1ms0ns]

PAY ATTENTION!!

[Abyssmo13]

ohhkeeeeeehy!

[thestickbot]

Is this a trick to get more views?

[104Cheeto]

The day Popeye got a job at your local Safeway

[Homestar20845]

One of my favorites :D

[roflmewaffles]

TAP 3 A BUNCH OF TIMES TO GET FUNKY

[Intosia]

@roflmewaffles In combination with 7 :D

[jsDX11]

This is genius

[chuckBtX]

...but why are there jungle sounds in the background?

[Swaggalol]

if you keep pressing 8 repeatedly it sounds like a police car in London :3

[Dimentio152]

Combine?

[Ih8escalators]

@walkkdatshibby OMG THANK YOU!

[Sirhc7000]

"Attention shoppers, if you copy/paste comments anything can happen."

[LyubenV]

Attention shoppers, if you buy resident evil, you can get another one.

[originalnab]

listen closely:

"Attention shoppers, if you believe in your dreams anything can happen."

"What's that? everything's free? ok."

[DewbieHaut]

charlie browns teacher?

[ThaDarkSavior]

This bid is 9 seconds not 8

[ThaM1necraftGuy]

@ThaDarkSavior yeah but the actual video starts at 00:02 and ends at 00:07.

[EpicGolfTime]

@ThaM1necraftGuy THERE IS NO 00:07!!!!!

[ThaM1necraftGuy]

@EpicGolfTime ok whatever its 00:02 to 00:06 then 00:08 since you want to be so smart.

[Sawsers]

@EpicGolfTime

The video is actually 7 seconds long but youtube adds an extra second to every timeline of every video

Pretty much everybody but retarded 9 year olds know this

[divinesleeper]

ATTENTION DUELISTS!!

[517634]

Why can't I find any info on this film outside of Imdb?

[rex232]

0:03 kristen wigg?

[PatchesDaHamstr]

Everything is free and he takes a bottle of Boones Farm wine? lol 

[3zib]

I WANT MY VIEW BACK YOU FUCKING BITCH!

[PainisCupcakeee]

@3zib umad

[MondoMiniman]

@3zib Yet you took time to comment, idiot

[KuRsAbLe]

one of my favourite 5sf xD

[eighteror]

cant stop watching these o.o

actually i dont even want to

[Viperr101]

Nice to know Popeye got a job at a convenience store

[cerealkiller4993]

Stores in California lol

[joetheazl]

he actually put it in his jacket. Id like a 5 sec real life footage of him gettin caught by the manager XD

[Zippy19891]

Hello if u believe in science ur dad cant happen

[megaexplosions]

attention shoppers, if you believe in your dreams, anything can happen.

[TwoLeggedBeast09]

Tried this. Got kicked out.

[zuser]

I Would've done the same...

[brainstern1]

dadada brother you blieve your dad died to get up

That's exactly what i heard

[TheJuniorism]

By far the best 5sf!!

[KuRsAbLe]

HAHAHAHAHA

[lqcrow]

Press 7 to make everything free!

[brwneydgirl70]

Attention schizophrenics: We're watching you

[tamral31]

Damn Combine supermarkets...

[WatiTheChef]

Attention shopper in aisle 4.. Pick up that can..

Everything's free? OKAY!

[logicbloke]

Attention shoppers! ... now Stand at Ease.

[stinkkingstink1]

@logicbloke rest. SHOPPERS, as you were. (lol drill denial.)

[falconer333]

I think they're currently playing this all over London...

[CrzdHaloman]

@falconer333

I would not have understood that comment if I had not seen the "5 months ago" underneath it.

[redlexstudios]

@falconer333 ZING!

[ToServeArmadillo]

"Attention shoppers: if you believe in your dreams, anything can happen."

[Gary94w]

Whats that, everything fee! :D

[xSaiNTz100]

I tried this... doesn't work :(

[7158JT]

This made my day.

[TactKage]

New reaction option?

[fuunguus]

@TactKage Ye, but how does it work? What the fuck is it good for. Can i see your reaction? Can u se mine? mine was incredible, cause thats what this is, fucking incredible 5 second video :o

[flamingfrets420]

BOONES FARM!!!!!!!



[iamthechanceman]

What's that? Everything's free? okay.

[RamanN00B]

this is my favorite one :3

[Rolvak]

That announcement reminds me of a combine from Half-life.

[Searcheur]

fuck i watched it again and the same shit happened

[Searcheur]

i fuckin hate it when videos freeze on me

[Lazypandaz234]

He is obviously saying that everything is free! Duh!!!

[captainrexproduction]

All of your translations are wrong. He is clearly saying "Attention shoppers, kjdsfvakjbvhjalsjvbjhfab." I honestly dont get the joke.

[EOGS4492]

Attention shoppers, if you believe in your dreams, anything can happen.

[KillerX3189]

Attention shoppers if you believe in your dreams anything can happen.

[EdgarRossetti]

this is seriously hilarious

[PrinsYneh]

hahahaha!

[Atheist269]

"What's that, everything's free? okay" L O L

[thegigantico]

that one was osom

[nerezza23]

attention shoppers if you believe in your dreams anything can happen



[MostDullPictures]

@nerezza23 You're a WIZARD. I bet you can hear Kings of Leon song lyrics too!

[jabre12]

@MostDullPictures LMAO

[lucastuijp]

@nerezza23 that ones true

[nerezza23]

@lucastuijp my dream was to figure out what was said over the intercom...now look at me!

[lucastuijp]

@nerezza23 XD

[tunacellis]

@nerezza23 Neat!

[NuggetandSkull]

@nerezza23 You are my hero.

[MitraXyde]

"What's that? Everything's oversaturated? MY EYES!!"

[everlot1000]

thumbs up if you think that chick is incredibly hot :D

[sunovanutcraker]

attention shoppers if you believe in your dreams anything can happen

[kanden666]

there's not 7th second. it skips to 6 to 8

[captainjaster1]

Attention Shoppers

ROOOOOOBATTLE!

[hackerism1]

I love doing the "bahahrharbarrr" over the intercom at work

[Schubijak]

FAKE

does not work in real life

:(

[Enkidu505]

-Attention shoper, if you bealive in dreams everything can happen.

There you go!

[nicefox1]

-haubeadsldsaeioiupsadbntrq,.#­?@hfhgdhk...

-whats that? everythings free?? okey...