Psychiatric Office Answering Machine

[theideagirlsays]

this is hilarious!



[karolinahes]

For those asking, the 'hash' key is #

[harnessedhorse]

only two top comments its my time thumbs me up

[DakotaBeastMaster14]

@Sherri2008

I hope you get off on a being a bitch.

[littlemissmoony13]

69696969696

[kinryuten]

although this may be slightly offensive, this is funny. no denying that.

[crossfade4seether]

FUCK!why the hell are they tracing me!?!?

[thestorm024]

111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111

[mermaidgirl343]

LOL!!!! hahahahahaha ^u^

[zaeemrazauk]

Hahahahaha

[Deej876]

hahahhahahaha this is hilarious!

[KindaCoolKia]

Lol!!

[iamsototallythebomb]

3, 4, 5, and 6

[MaryTheresa1986]

What is the hash key?

[LocoRico89]

@MaryTheresa1986 #

[epicmarkovich]

ROTFLMFAO

[lastswordfighter]

What do you do if you're dyslexic and have multiple personality disorder at the same time?

[Sherri2008]

@lastswordfighter

Dear Last Sword Fighter, In very, very extraordinary circumstances such as this, there is only one solution to your problem: KILL YOURSELF.

[dlgn13]

although some of it could be construed as offensive.

[dlgn13]

and before anyone complains, i actually have ocd and i think this is hilarious.

[dlgn13]

press 1 repeatedly...but what if i want to press something else repeatedly?

[ReturnOfTheSkyRaider]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahah

[bottlecap737]

"If you are delusional press '7' and your call will be transferred to the mother ship"...greatest line ever...

[CHOMBE123]

space buddha :DD

[Tseeker10]

I laughed....no small feat.

[bookiecat1]

I'm wana press 69696 becase im dyslexic and know the hardest part of being dyslecsic is lurning to spell dyslixea

[Theflautist20]

This was funny, sure, but I also feel bad for laughing because I have friends with mental disorders and whatnot. /:

[TheBAGman17]

@Theflautist20 there the ones that laugh the most

[amaranthskyther]

This is...disturbing +_o

[Jason02750]

well at least i know i need help... i called the help desk but frankly, they don't give a shit.

[100kokokute]

What if I'm bipolar...? D:

[Jason02750]

@100kokokute Probably go with multiple personality.

[LIUKANG02]

@100kokokute press pound wiht ur fist if ur mad or kiss star if ur happy

[AvengedOne23]

After the beep..please wait for the beep

Makes me lul every time

[lamascara66]

if you have a short memotry loss please call again and if you are dyslexic please press 6 9 6 9 lol

[5t3ff3n98]

i know a person that should press all! twice!

[cdude100]

7!!! mothership!!!

[fraya1400]

I pressed 3,4,5 & 6 then couldn't quite make up my minds lol :o)

[scottylad79]

hahahaha made my night

[Denalynnnful]

I know three people that should call this number sad when people need help but refuse it

[HayleywHANGOVER]

this actually made me laugh alot...

[malaSkaut]

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))­)))) GENIJALNO!

[Denalynnnful]

LMFAO I know of at least 3 people that should certainly call this number especially this part about the Mothership

[HellSlayer6578]

okay.....time to press one over and over and over......

[littlesmew]

Clever, and as someone who suffers from mental health problems not too far removed from the approach taken by mental health services in the UK today. This made me chuckle and I am depressed...

[katycat1616]

It told me to press 7... Hello? Mother ship?!

[TheDannytv2010]

WTF!!!!!

[godsblessingsmusic]

See new personality 13 / eight videos; or gospel group prepares for next step / google. type in God's Blessings No Chains Holding Me Down

[isateq]

watch.. "IB kid vs regular teacher: epic war" its hilarious!

[WazamRiteUpDaGiggity]

Oh my fucking god this video has WAY to much win for the internets!

[0xxSparkzofHopexx0]

*hangs up the phone* :(

[jonnavdpas]

Tell me small voice, which number should I press?

Tell me dammit!!

WAAAAAAHH1 :-@

Mom! Get that f*cking straitjacket away from me!

I don't wanna....... *beep* *beep* *beep*

(That's how it would turn out if I were Schizophrenic... :-P)

[50LightSabersInAPack]

"Come in mothership..."

"This is the mothership here how can I help, but please be advised that we are busy creating new spuds for planet Earth. If you would like to wait please Press 1. If you could..."

[WantRandom]

3456

[MazorKuziaki]

"And if you're lonely press 1."

[ExtremeRulez13]

@MazorKuziaki I think that would qualify until having low self esteem

[t3k10]

@MazorKuziaki 1 :D



[wallieburger]

I pressed 6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 over and over not cuz im dyslexic but im a pervert >:O

[chainsawgood123]

@wallieburger You just won the internet

[SmartySmara]

111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111

[TheUnpoliticalParty]

If you are a hoarder, tomorrow we are taking all your favorite things and desposing them in a landfill

[AlleyJordanXC]

Hahahahahahaha good laugh thx!!!

[Jezebl]

Now why did that message make asolute sense to me?

[EmilyKatt97]

Hahahahaha my friend was telling me about this today and I HAD to hear it :)

[SSFhighcommandJOHN]

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE MOTHERSHIP HUMAN?!!!

[Anthonyk312]

@SSFhighcommandJOHN I DID!!!

[Sherri2008]

If you are borderline, you've been discharged.  Hang up, and don't ever call us again.

:)

[pein999000]

Lol I'm a schizophrenic And

THEY ARE ALL TALKING AT ONCE!!!!

[Comedy1Channel]

If your byslexic please press the squiggles.

If you have short term memory loss press 2 If you have short term memory loss press 2 If you have short term memory loss press 2 If you have short term memory loss press 2

[johncisney15]

I wish it was real, that would be even more hilarious!

[kozychik]

F***king Awesome!

[faithrb01]

I LOVE This! ^^

[Whitedusk225]

Voicemail.

I want this as it.

[bruzice]

this is the best its hilarious i have it as voicemail...

[sausagedogheaven]

@bruzice no, you dont.

[bruzice]

@sausagedogheaven  gay ass haha how would u know? get a life

[sausagedogheaven]

@bruzice Of course I know, I live in your house. I am one of your personalities. I live inside you. You only know it when you are me like right now. When you are bruzice you think I'm someone else. What can you do? What can I do? What can we do?

[bruzice]

@sausagedogheaven lol i dont understand you. dont bother to answer this

[RIPEBERRY]

That is wicked!.....good! I want that ; )

[bhkh3433]

this so funny

[buizberder]

HAHHAHAAHAHHAHA!!!!

[miniman2111]

111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111

[phantomxjedi]

3, 4, 5, 6...

[xoxocrazy4skittles15]

can someone press 2 for me

[satsarn]

@xoxocrazy4skittles15 2

[Paint57NoBlue]

@xoxocrazy4skittles15

2.

there you go. :)

[MrReymoclif714]

Beautiful! I am schizophrenic and this rocks!

[anais1154]

they for got if ur a nympomaniac please stop doing that with the fone XD and press (i forgot teh number)

[2pedorras]

ahaha

6 9 6 9 6 9

[awesomelittlebox]

hold <- to play snake. Press the Any key to play Halo Reach.

[HahaiMakeFunOfYou]

Hahaha that's great!

[ouranyorkie888]

Where's the second beep!?!? I'm freaking out here! It's been 3 weeks! O.O

[mykhan2002]

Salam,

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To view the channel click ID mykhan2002

[bananamansouth]

I didn't have the patience to listen to all the options; what number should I have pressed?

[BloodyFantasyXIII]

This is so funny XD

*presses 1 repeatedly*

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

now that is funny!!

[onlyhopeinchristjay]

This is priceless! I needed a good laugh...thank you.

[Yizlanu]

Oh that is so funny  :)

[Anthonyk312]

I wanted to press 696969 because I'm obsessive compuslive but I'm dislexic too so I accidentally pressed 1111. No one answered me because I was depressive so I hung up due to my low self-esteem. I forgot that I called because of short term memory loss so I asked the smarter funnier and handsomer me to press 2 for me because I am too paranoid to do it myself, but he listened to the voice inside his head to figure out whether to press 3 4 5 or 6. I chose 7 cuz I found out that was all a delusion.

[Anthonyk312]

@Anthonyk312 All the while I was fidgeting with the hash key.

[Yizlanu]

@Anthonyk312 rotfl

[Sherri2008]

@Anthonyk312

Very cute, Anthony.

[shar8on]

@Anthonyk312 LOL

[Korndog88]

@Anthonyk312 ...and what did the mother ship have to say ... ???

[Anthonyk312]

@Korndog88 Take me to your leader or something like that.

[mrtlbush]

@Anthonyk312 ROFL....beautiful......I LOVE IT!!!

[ClueLou]

LOL, good one. work at such a place so yeah.. pretty funny..

[tabathajc1981]

its funny

[tbflare]

Respond to this video... *fiddles with a bag of hash* oh wait...button??

[loloypoper]

111111 "Hey...will you press 2 for me?" 3 4 5 6 You know?! 7 I hear it... no one :,,( 6996969696969996969966....aww damn... *figits* *figits* *waits*.... oh, ok i'll call again....wait what was i talking about? to busy to talk....i figured they would be...NO ONE LOVES ME!!! :(

[JranimatorAlexander]

@loloypoper *shuns*

[lovespot42069]

after the beep please wait for the beep XD

tooo fucking much.... who thinks of these things ?

[ReaperGal96]

*presses 7* Here i come mothership!

[pokemonLinoone]

@ReaperGal96 lol! *automatic thumbs up!*

[emosasukeCS2]

Mom, press two for me. lol I'm gonna make this my voicemail if it's possible.

[biglowgs]

hahahahaha wtf

[ExoVampire]

Lol!

[Delish97]

wow. hahaha

[BrooketChick]

XD hilarious

[Nursy101]

*presses 3,4,5 and 6* Hahah love this

[ojewel]

I had this on my machine a long time ago. So great to hear it again. LMAO

[ojewel]

@SuperSnea  shut up with this will ya?

[CakeAndMusic]

Someone press 2 for me please :(

[NiKasuma]

@CakeAndMusic awww -presses 2-

[sweetdarkness1000]

ok i pressed 3456 and they are tracing my call ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[twofast4u204]

Is my call still being traced??? 0.o

[indyman12345LOL]

im still waiting for the beep after the beep.....

[Poptartkiller24]

@indyman12345LOL lol me to! XD

[AntiPsychopath]

Evetnotal, what numbers should i press?

[DocWyldeCard]

Haha. This is a win.

[WantRandom]

the small voice is telling me to ask some one to press 2 for me....0-o

[sarahamill]

haha loooove this

[JBKiiDzxRepxRoockiiT]

Hella Funny

[condiersea]

duuuuuude ive stumbled this 6 different times already. its not funny anymore. fuck

[iEmma1974]

Pure Gold really funny stuff!

[sirwooley]

@2Foxxy4U

It means pushing a button for each personality.

[TheLadyYuki]

"..And if you're just bored and looking for something to do, press all the numbers at once just to see what happens."

[beatleobsessive]

they forgot " If you are about to commit suicide, please hold"

[mindylinky]

lol that's mean ;)

[sovereignphil0013]

it's been 5 hours since the beep..............Where THE FUCK IS THE BEEP

[CeresBimbo]

I put this on my answering machine... My mom loved it but it weirded out my doctor's office.

[nessie986]

im pissin my self thats sooo funny x

[minotar85]

Can someone press 2 for me plz?

[nessie986]

@minotar85 i cant i have to press 69696969 and wait for mother ship to reply x

[TheLadyYuki]

*presses 2 for minotar85*

[2Foxxy4U]

I don't get the multiple personalities one. D8> Is it because I have multiple personalities? D8>

[beatleobsessive]

@2Foxxy4U i think it's multiple personalities as in like pressing multiple buttons 3,4,5,6........ i could be wrong though

[THEChrissysaurus]

Rofl, I JUST set this as my voicemail XD

[ScarletCharmz]

omg my friend listened to this voicemail that i recored onto my phone and thought shed dialed the wrong number so she hung up. Then recalled and actually pressed numbers that fit the disorders she think she has.

[OhrsOehrchen]

hahahahahahahahaha ......

[WTFstudios5]

i found a written version of this

[molzxlovex123]

If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key untill the beep, after the beep please wait for the beep ;) lmao so funny x

[971redhead]

Okay. I'll press 3 4 & 5, stay on the line, wait and hope that someone acualy picks up, unlike what you said, and I KNOW that not ALL of them are too busy for me... hopefuly....

[cartercool90]

im dyslexic lmao. i have multiple personalities:

1. hyper and jumpy

2. aggressive and angry

[Colinho22]

69696969 XD

[maxhendrixboxer]

hahaha, that was really quite good

[chriskrumholt]

where can i get a high res copy of this

[YouMoreable]

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[SmallButStrong1]

i dont think its funny

[hahan9]

haha..i luvv this!!

[ninjaofthe9seas]

heh. but what if i poor insane person acutally did this? it'd be so sad.

[mentalcherriesrcool]

how do i choose? AHH!!! lol

[JansenFriedh]

lmfao XD "If you have low self esteem hang up, all our operators are too busy to talk to you."

[EveryonesAPrincess]

lmao

[mindylinky]

lolol

[danieknoxville]

lol

[Ac3TDot]

I LOVE THIS LMFAOOOOOO

[PEACEALL2]

i luved this it is so mean but that just makes it all the more funny

[ruforhim2]

I put this on my machine quite a few years back and my pastor called.. And all he could say was, "um hello??"

I originally read this in a Readers Digest. Funny.

[IPunchaUInTheFace]

There's a number here in the US with the same exact words... except it is performed much much much better. This guy sounds like he's struggling to say it all.

[bowiesbabe]

I liked this video. I liked this video. I liked this video. I liked this video. I liked this video.

[GangsterG2]

this is not real its a answering machine you can get it for your phone

[jrmart66]

people are upset about this?? Krist, get a life. smile a little. and some thought it real?? geeez

[musicismylife1551]

WHAT THE FUCK!?

that was hilarious, real or fake.

[kobedog3237]

is this real?

[karamae14]

That was so mean, but funny at the same time.

[Amsyy]

My mom texted me this phone number... Psht. :D