32 - 0

[morange492]

american somoa recently got a win though, congrats to them

[masonroese8]

Australia really fucked up here. They did this to make a point that big teams shouldn't have to play these teams. But it's just disrespectful. And Australia sucks anyway.

[simple4d]

THAT WAS 16 GOALS !!

I ACCOUNT IT >> :))

[mark19980501]

NICE!!!!

The best is at 1:10

[ShyJinx22]

PROUD TO BE AUSSIE

[FromHyrule]

@ShyJinx22 when u beat brazil

[frusciante349]

not surprised thompson was dropped, 13 goals is pathetic

[MattAsGaeilge]

imagine if they played spain or brazil.

[Kokta8]

it`s 31:0 not 32

[OwnedByUsBiatch]

i think the keeper is stopped with soccer

[kman2745]

@OwnedByUsBiatch The Keeper Was a Barber

[fixxxer928]

OMG hahaha this is embarrassing to watch. I hope the Samoan players don't give up their day jobs and the person who lost count of the goals is just too funny. I wonder if the Samoan team protested to get the score corrected to 31 post game.

[sccerfvr2124]

Would be funnier if all the 32 goals were own goals..........

[flameguy714]

I thought the goal in 1:05 went in.

[eT1era]

it was actually 31 neal and archie thompson beat the record of scoring in a game at the end said it was there 31st and last goal

[Supahbeans72]

The goalie is good the defense sucks

[shobanga]

i was at this game, when i was heaps young though, but still good

[1pikoo]

a jesu i nasli koga ce busit neka uzmu nekoga sa Balkana pa da vidimo koliko ce da odigraju ... :)

[mahirtherocker]

@1pikoo

Tako je brate!!!

[RaptileBG]

their goalkeeper is a machine :))

[enzochuncholoko]

son mejores que barcelonaaa

[DanielEidinKempe]

i feel sorry for both keepers... one who does not get any help from the defenders and one who just could been home instead...

[theyellowflah]

nice goalkeeper

[Banomann]

How did the 2nd leg go??

[blitzrule]

@Banomann the second leg? I guess they "cut" off one leg from each player of the AS team, so they would never ever think of playing soccer again!!!!!

[OeNoesRAWR]

@Banomann 51 - 1, Ame scored from a pen, in which the keeper was in a wheelchair.

[91Soccerboy91]

Where was the Goalie? In lala land?

[manrani90]

act i was thinking if chamakh was australian..

[MrJeffhardy971]

LA RAGE LES 2 SONT FORT O RUGBY MAIS O FOOT LA KATTTTA

[MrMpsking]

it's 31-0

[romanianguest]

australia-american samoa

[silwadyboy]

wtf

[terqo686]

this was like australia vs ame samoa;. ooo wait!!!!

[SmaqdaWorld]

@89Benek u know a hattrick is 3 goals right?

[fitteowns27]

@SmaqdaWorld you said it..

[Lmessi97]

imagine if germany or spain would play against them O.O

[MrDiniz13]

32-0!!!

[89Benek]

15 hat tricks ;p

[DirtyHerbz]

The commentator says 31-0?

[LusoAustralian]

@DirtyHerbz It was, you can look it up on google. The scorer did get it wrong

[MrMpsking]

@DirtyHerbz it IS 31-0

[DIEMAN10]

poor guy

[Hi5GuysTV]

Hahaa, the Samoa players face after they just lost 32-0... He's like fuck yeah that was awesome lets do that again...

[Hi5GuysTV]

Samoa... Isn't there where Earl from Odd Future Wolf Gang is? I bet he could have made the team...

[03luc]

THE NEXT FC BARCELONA !!!

[masterjason26]

if Australian had a professional player it could be 32 goals in first half and 68 goals in the second half .

[BLAZE2U]

@masterjason26 Really? :/

[liftoffspaceshuttle]

Maybe it's 31-0

[desnoodjarka]

1:08 NICEEE :D

[tros2018]

Thats sad

[MrPolo1210]

1 but=2 but pour eux

[quintenkamsteeg]

the goalkeeper had some amazing saves,, but then his failures.

[Soothsayer42]

WOW

[callum95ful]

I think by the 15th goal there was no way they could come back

[thenewgeneration123]

The goalkeeper did commit suicide after the game

[siddhi35]

its like man u vs arsenal lol

[Tomohawk2605]

Fc Barcelona vs North Korea!!!

[4eWeRNuMbEr1SrBiJa]

hahahha

[iamDavidVilla]

hahahahaha american samoa is more of a joke than the us team

[backspacearrows]

Spain v. American Samoa... 100-0?

[MrTKIM]

@backspacearrows no, it would be like 1:0

[backspacearrows]

@MrTKIM XD

[88Gnaget]

1:24 hahaha

[driissK]

they didn't take the match seriously...

[independentjerks2]

omg the defense still suck :D

[fifaclubXD]

The goal at 1:10 is the best

[DaveeyyHD]

imagine if a team Like England,Spain,Germany or Holland played them?

[rasetsuyagami]

like playing FIFA12 on amateur, 20 minutes per half, using FC Barcelona against the weakest team in the game!

[33140maxime]

il ya eu que 16 but

[muhammad40000]

32

[MrSouvlatzis]

If Torres was Australian it would be 0-0.

[ChelseaAlchemist]

@MrSouvlatzis LOL

[cvhashim]

@MrSouvlatzis old

[BLAZE2U]

@MrSouvlatzis LOOL Thats too deep don't you think? Imagine hitting the post in almost every game you play, well thats really UNLUCKY! btw he was amazing in Liverpool doesnt change the fact he aint good anymore and he made 7 assists this season for chelsea. So it wouldve been 7-0 ;)

[MrMackDH]

@BLAZE2U he made 7 assists in 1 season not in 1 match

[MrSouvlatzis]

@BLAZE2U Well, you've got a point. I just wanted to make a joke, so... Yeah... :P

[ViliPlayer]

@MrSouvlatzis Hahahahah !

[CoOpzBf3]

@MrSouvlatzis if you were australian it would be 0-32

[xMonsterRulezX]

@MrSouvlatzis Why would it be 0 ? you dont like torres?

[theturk978]

@xMonsterRulezX Torres cant score if his life depended on it.

[TheMilkyface]

@theturk978 but he has scored lots of goals in his career. So he can score.

[theturk978]

@TheMilkyface He scored alot in his career you make it seem like hes retired. His goal scoring since he left liverpool has gave him the reputation of missing open nets and being a useless player. If you didnt know that.

[MrSouvlatzis]

@xMonsterRulezX I actualoly like Torres. I just made a joke. This doesn't mean I have anyhing against him.

[SamwaTV]

goal 18 was SICK

[Superelve]

What's amazing is not that they scored 31/32 goals

But that they could highlight so many goals in only 2 minutes

[superMRbananaman11]

Its funny

[zBlackJackk]

the commentator says 31 but it's 32?

[hezekielbooi]

@zBlackJackk 1:45 "even the scorer lost count"

[MrChaoman]

secod leg 0-33

[MrChaoman]

@MrChaoman second**

[LIVNO88CRO88DINAMO]

hardcore porn :D

[Equilibr1st]

13th goal Archie Thompson was dropped for the next match, hahaha.

[UnknownDemoTapes]

imagine what the score would be if torres was playing for Austrailia?

[piscopowerdarkside]

@UnknownDemoTapes  1-0

[Slendertouch]

@piscopowerdarkside To Samoa.

[bLiZzArD97889]

@UnknownDemoTapes the score would be 32-0 to samoa

[htolas]

If this were boxing, the referee would have stopped the match.

[machaolesplendide93]

Ptdr

[raresh14]

What the fuck is wrong with that keeper? Is he retarded?

[djjeffdolan]

i can wank 32 times a day

[Blakerz11]

That is embarrising

[4CoolAsIce4]

what if Germany played them? they are known to score a lot...

[MrStijn500]

Imagine Holland or Brazil playing instead of Australia ;)

[derinotheking]

its like plying with small kids

[The4Kazekage]

"This is what you would call a bad day at the office"

- Martin Tyler

[EmeriCano9]

you know how fun it would be doing that.

[wihyrr]

there are 31 goals actually

[GaryMofOak4President]

I used to score like this in every college soccer game, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[ShadowzDSx]

@GaryMofOak4President Fuck off.

[gregoryIRAg10]

thumb up if you watch this video twice, so the second time you count the goals one by one!

[MrBestofFifa]

Later that day the keeper was shot.

[MrZippy771]

They have only won one game!

[igonebad1]

what was the sore for the 2nd leg ??

[Jaykinnear11]

i can score these many goals.then i took an arrow to the knee

[abealih92]

it 31 final score 

[TheBlingice]

Ouch ...

[fabiopereirascp01]

@huupawel it was 31 - 0, they said 31st. the final goal.

[TrainerAlec]

The biggest defeat ever was 149-0 in a protest.

[greasychipy]

hahah did u guys know american samoa have never won a game!! LOL

[DeiTy4GuiTar]

@greasychipy hey dumbass. get ur facts straight. they beat tonga 2-1 this year.

[greasychipy]

@DeiTy4GuiTar hey fucktard, u think i give a shit?

[HYDR4Killerr]

lol imagne what the score would be if spain versed them?

[Riri2012able]

marking is the problem

[PSspecialist]

@Riri2012able Marking is one of the MANY problems!

[ihave4gt]

Samoa have got a bit of an excuse, basically all of there first team players went on strike and refused to play. So all of the players in this game were like 15 year olds. Also australia are shit hot in this continent lol

[Sogiebe]

Hey that looks like fifa 03, if so i think i can beat them 64-0

[xBlackxOpsxIsxAwsum]

it was 31 nil

[MrFongyboy]

I play soccer, and once I lost 5-0 and I thought losing to 5 goals was a lot :P

[padraigm98]

they all were tap ingse abot from the 20 one

[padraigm98]

they all were tap ings

[gellhorn95]

Me and my one-legged brother could have defended better than that back four

[14809rob]

jesus christ, you guys fuckin suck

[boxhead294]

Ame samoa is the bestest of the best of the best in conceding goals.

[Umbroiza]

Someones playing fifa12 on amateur..

[Cool4ever37]

who are the teams



[0R151]

I wonder what were the Betting odds for that

[hasib375]

wat the hell the comenter says 31- 0 but the board says 32-0 con fucing people man

[smileykiller17]

Man City should sign that keeper

[chickenpax1]

Thats a crude example of EPIC FAIL! IN terminator's voice.

[DoWnTiCProS]

1:11 is a badass goal!

[Boziiinator]

0:50 what a headshot !! xDDD

[terrorboy112]

yh where whas the keeper

[974romulus]

non y en a 32 but mais il ne montre pas tout!! il le dit en english le commentateur

[P0o0oker]

ya que 13 but.....

[Jazzmencorp7]

0:27 that is the sickest header ever :O 

[iAppletechreviews]

It's actually 31-0...

[samuelwendt101]

thats really funny 32:0 that other team sucks

[sim12563]

1:08 what a goal

[kjbarca10717]

60 American Samoa fans disliked the video :(

[kjbarca10717]

The goalkeeper actually makes a FANTASTIC save at the beginning o__O

[FlashMeterRed]

why doesnt the keeper just wait for the ball in the net

[MrMessi1010100]

wara fail!!!!

[xXxNavarroJuan925xXx]

The1993Mohammad ur retarded -____-

[The1993Mohammed]

That keeper should be Barcelona keeper...

:D :D :D :D :D

[greetsfrombelgium]

there are some nice goals actually

[robertn422]

31-0 ... PRICK.

[bronckx2009]

SAMOA WON A GAME THIS WEEK !!!!! 2-1 !!!!

[Aver681]

OMG

[henkie221ify]

keeper has signed at real madrid did you know that?

[brutusluvsme4me]

when that dude got "hurt" i swear it was all emotional. i wouldn't wanna keep playing either lmao.

[RFCnathBFC]

The commentator is a prick. Bet he wouldn't get a game for this team.

[09Dearden]

@RFCnathBFC He isn't a commentator, he's a TV presenter called James Nesbitt and it was a DVD called Eat my Goal which is all about football gaffes... I have the DVD haha

[xXNoVaTH]

My names archie :D IM SO HAPPY! LOL

[bitch17651]

Did you know that ame samoa is the worst team on the planet earth, and that they won their first game in 17 years a couple of days ago?

That basically means that they suck.

[MyMagyarorszag]

even san-marino is better - and they are already bad......

[iSachin1996]

0:03 the only shot the goal keeper saved :p

[andrew123coxta]

so 31-0 is what the lad said then what happen to the 32nd goal he missed

[FantasyLeagueFootbal]

shit keeper!!! im not trained and im better than him

[HMFC2397]

What was the keeper doing at 1:02

[MrGustavomanzano]

no LO LEAS !!NO LO LEAS!! SI LO AS LEIDO COPIA Y PEGA ESTO EN 5 COMENTARIOS MAS SI NO LO HACES TU MADRE MORIRA EN 3 DIAS X FAVOR HACEME CASO ES UNA MALDICIO

[caacevedo25]

1:02 THE DEFENSE WAS SHIT AND THE KEEPER TRYED

[HMFC2397]

American Samoa have never one a game.

[prince27189]

@HMFC2397 won*

[HMFC2397]

@prince27189 Sorry, I never noticed that.

[CashSmeller]

I love how chill the announcer is...He's just like: "31-0...so what?" Lmao! But yeah, it didn't seem like a very fair match :/

[marlon1be]

the goalkeeper is pretty bad but the defence is to

[1Ayrton1Senna1]

LOL australia arent even celebrating the goals... pub teams play better than that!

[SUPERAM07]

face au barca 100-0 ?

[mAt1x97]

W@@HH@H@H@H@H@H@HH@H@H@H@H@H

[youarecool1990]

31

[wwezaper2002]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI