Dorkly Bits: White Mages Are Jerks

[CoolTom1337]

Dende was right. Nobody, but noooobody, f**ks with the White Mage.

[imaloony8]

I used to take arrows to the knee. Then I ate some oranges and it was k.

[MrItalianmustard]

Wait... wasn't that white guy a girl in the video where they stole his wallet?

[DreamGTS]

..bet they wish they had that Bard now..

[DarkspineNero]

White mage isnt a jerk at least he's stays with you unlike a certain some ninja

[kilkolio]

this is how i feel when i grp with classes that can heal in wow

[phoenixfirex]

"You Unbelievable Bastard"

[redith137]

And now you know why I don't play FF11...too many motherfuckers think white mage means "badass DPS"

[TheSharkbait247]

Which Final Fantasy is this?

[SandopolisZone]

@TheSharkbait247 I

[hujo445]

@TheSharkbait247 final fantasy 1 lol

[Manadragon2000]

@TheSharkbait247 FF I from FF Origins on the PSX.

[8yk6gj94]

maybe he'll kill that boss couple hours later

[TheEmoticonMaster]

Lame, my White Mage could do at least 14 damage to Chaos

[theangusbugg]

I used to be an insufferable dick. But then became an unbeleiveable bastard. That takes arrows to the knee...

[subarusumeragikun]

"you insufferable dick" HA!

[AitoHidenori]

LMAO he heals himself instead. "You unbelievable bastard..."

[toybirdy]

white mage is the voice of the "agent"

[Lucariogamer14]

I think of White mages as Girls!

[vicktorium]

IF ACTA GETS SIGNED DORKLY WILL GET SHUT DOWN, SPREAD THE WORD

[devilslayer1230]

@benaji261 you mean Mjolnir? That is actually the name of Thor's hammer, believe it or not.

[sionhearts]

guess the one whoes playing white mage must be Leroy Jenkins

[benaji261]

Dude, give them Thor's Hammer and his damage goes up to 340 at least. That shit is raw White Mage power. Be jealous.

[KamiDooM]

1st class?

male white mage?

and.. my white mage uses the fucking sword that gives all+ 100

[Ltd1764]

They made it all the way to Chaos without getting the class upgrade?

[SecretAgentBob2123]

white mage doesnt heal the black mage...hmmm

[greencomet2011]

*Insert Dragonball the abridged series Dende joke*

[iammighty1]

Best part: *Misses* "Whoa, he can dodge? Is that allowed? Can we look into this?" "What the fuck is the matter with you?"

[PuzzlingPepper]

@iammighty1 ok

[VeyaAE]

And that is why they should have done the class sidequest, Knights can use some minor white magic.

[Drelworg]

I remember the white mage challenge, beat the game with a party of 4 white mages. That was fun :)

[Itachi4489]

True Story

[kakashibelmont]

There is a angry bird in Chaos waist!

[amandak1982]

@LUCASWICKBOLDT fina fantisy

[PrincessNinjato]

This reminds me of me soooooooooo much,

I always am a healing type but try and fight like the rest lol this is funny im subscribing to these

[lucaswickboldt]

what game is that?

[akatsukiamp]

@lucaswickboldt final fantasy 1

[crisphate95]

0:39 NOT FAIR! HE ATTACKED TWICE IN THAT TURN!!!

[SandopolisZone]

@crisphate95 Sometimes Chaos do it in the real battle.

True story, bro.

[revolutionz2]

Where are the potions!??!!? 

[CSOKillerLol]

whats the name of this game?

[Shad0w0wns]

@CSOKillerLol final fantasy 1

[gonzalez108]

You insufferable dick lol

[ratedbloxxx]

CRITICAL HIT... it´s the best fucking line ever

[DarkBonesDaku]

If they made an MMO about Final Fantasy 1, this is how it would go.

[ARWINGx1]

@DarkBonesDaku If that were true, then the white mages would without a doubt ALWAYS be in a party, or they would lvl slow as he**

[dramateen01]

You're right Dende, no one f*cks with the white mage. It's because they're THAT kind of guy.

[ThePowerOfMeh]

@dramateen01 So you thought of TFS too when you saw this. Awesome.

[InitialXG]

@dramateen01 wow. teamfourstar is more popular than i thought

[24komodo]

and that's why black mages always pwn white mages. always.

[opp2334]

0:32 CRITICAL HIT!!!

[Lanaahx3]

Critical Hit! :D

[multigirman]

What Game Is This From?

[TheKeatonFox]

@multigirman Final Fantasy I

[DrAwsomonasious]

GREAT!! first Jake and Amir and now this!!!.....ill never go to sleep T_T

[CyberReptile201]

Someone call noob saibot

[dragon59311]

White Mage ur so pathetic

[crisphate95]

This is one of my favorites.

I just love dorkly bits.

[Marcus224100]

Why didnt he just use an item?

[VampireTyi]

...Or a red mage...There so badass

[VampireTyi]

Thats why you need a thief!

[MrLarryorr]

you unbeliveable bastard

[EBILGAMER]

which ff game is this

[DJProductions1001]

@EBILGAMER Final Fantasy 1.

[evilfox35]

And that's why no one Fucks With the White Mages

[Symphonic358]

CRITICAL HIT.

[xXKrapTacosXx]

what game was that?

[serence626]

i think i just became dorkly-addicted becuase of this vid (i spends more than 2 hours each day just to watch this and have a good laugh lol)

[SwornByOath]

Hahahahahaha. This shit is awesome

[Xarocs13]

LMAO!!! XD

[EmoSkullz77]

I thought the white mages where girls xD

[SwinubLoveShaymin]

@EmoSkullz77 yeah, me too, till I watched this vid, kinda funny

[ratchetandsonic]

white mages are bosses LOL :)

[BookReader150]

Looks like it's going to be a long fight.

[Torquesthekron]

Was expecting to see him do one damage after all his friends died and defeated the boss.

[ProjecL]

@Torquesthekron same lmao

[Nightmareforcreepers]

35 people are white mag-

AHHH SCREW THIS ILL NEVER GET THUMBS UP!!

[RamzaBeoulve02]

@Nightmareforcreepers I think you're right :D You won't.

That's the most currently over-used way to get thumbs.

Try something like.... "What I wanna know is how the FUCK they got this far with this asshole?"

[roxasXpenguin]

@RamzaBeoulve02 I thought the arrow to the knee jokes took the gold for shittiest overused comments for thumbs whores.

[OfficialWheatley]

@roxasXpenguin i used to play this game...

but then i took an arrow to the- *attacked with knife*

[AeonCommander]

@OfficialWheatley I used to take arrows to the knee. Then I grew a brain and got the fuck off memebase.

[StrawberryDonutKing]

@AeonCommander >blaming Memebase for a meme that they didn't create.

Grow up please.

[AeonCommander]

@StrawberryDonutKing I'm sorry, what?

I never said they did.

Please read comments properly please.

[RamzaBeoulve02]

@roxasXpenguin I see that now... and I don't know what the hell it's about and I honestly am not sure I wanna know.

[roxasXpenguin]

@RamzaBeoulve02 It's a quote from a gaurd in Skyrim. Not sure why it was picked up as a meme, but it is :/

[TheNethero]

@roxasXpenguin Because it's the most common quote that exists in the game. The same thing applied with Oblivion with the quote "Stop right there criminal scum!" being the memorable quote in that game. The reason for that is because the first thing everyone did in that game was steal something and get caught.

[omar82449]

Final fantasy l :3

[AuraDragon11]

LOL HE CAN DODGE! XD

[floresdiego11]

You have to be an unbelieveable bastard to dislike this video

[EZlats]

critical hit!

[ARWINGx1]

Lol, Imagine this being online. :P

[jacqueline1187]

lol... dual wield clubs ftw!

[SoraRue19]

wheres the revive potion when you need it?

[CedrikQ1]

pussy healer xDD

[ingilberri]

First off, why the hell would you go to Chaos without promoting your heroes? Is that even possible?!

[King0Drac]

@ingilberri Ya, I almost Accidentally did it once

[niekboss]

CRITICAL HIT !

[Nightmareforcreepers]

is that omfgcata voicing the warrior

[FlexiBoot]

He's the 1% of white mages who think they can fight

#OccupyCornelia

[BestOfAllRank]

lol

[guilhermecosta27]

35 people dont get healed when need it

[Godsmasherbot]

Cast cure you insufferable dick!

[AanxSPHX]

FF1 one final boss battle BTW

[00tuviejo00]

But white mages are women

[oklahomakidz]

To damn funny! Im not sum pussy healer!

[lifelonglessson]

Warrior, Bandit, Black mage and Red mage FTW.

[aldyshinwa]

hahaha...."you're an unbelievable bastard"

[MitchelxUnderoath]

Hardest Boss fight ever.

[MrAlquimista666]

And somewhere, right now, white mage is still fighting chaos...

[MrAlquimista666]

But, of course, the black mage died first

[neodeadalus2]

@MrAlquimista666 I'm glad

[409lego]

Battle Medics in TF2 in a nutshell

[koolercooler]

haha, pussy healer

[Miklaufe]

CRITICAL HIIIIT !

[crisphate95]

Why didnt you give WM a weapon at least?

[SammEater]

This one is awesome, one of my favorites, but wasn't the white mage supposed to be a girl? :P

[RamzaBeoulve02]

They all did a Solo-Run and met up here by chance :D

That's why they had no co-ordination

[InFamousGamingIG]

Is there an actual final fantasy like this? If there is a 2d like this someone tell me what it is called?

[Leeandre21]

@InFamousGamingIG look for the first few made

[braekdown]

@InFamousGamingIG It's called Final Fantasy 1,2,3,4,5 & 6

[SammEater]

@InFamousGamingIG

Wait a sec... how you don't know about the FIRST Final Fantasy? :P

[InFamousGamingIG]

@SammEater Lol I never played Final Fantasy much only the first 13. I've played The FIrst Mortal Kombat ad Zelda the time one but That was when I was like... 5 xD

[realdeal5118]

CRITICAL HIIIIIT!

[KronosMancer]

heh reminds me of the times i played through with all red mages and the bitch of a time with all black mages...plus two things:

1: why at chaos and still first job

2: I thought that white mages were female

[ShadyKitsune]

Love how Fight-errrr... Warrior talks so sophisticatedly yet curses like a sailor.

[khoaidao1997]

Why could Monk use magic?

[linkpwnsevery1]

@khoaidao1997 its not magic its a move from ff6 if i recall from mash , was a monk type fighter too that could use especial moves was awesome.

[michaelp657]

of course the black mage dies first.....

i copied that off of someone else. i feel stupid now

[flamableproductions]

The boss had 1 health left after the video ended.

[LOLHICRONO]

insufferable dick

[tehmajorleeepic]

would have been funny if he beat the boss at the end :D

[awesomabsol]

ok the black mage is dead at the begining of this, then its all about the white mage

that is racist

[repardude]

Chaos has 1 hp

[RedSpiderZero]

Wharhammer Online healers in a nutshell

[TheHappyDerpGuy]

CRITICAL HIT!!



[dragongirl007]

CRITICAL HIT! XDDDDD

[micelda1]

@CPT3000 yeah cuz he kept healing only himself it took 8 days I am sure of it

[Ardomew]

This is why Black Mage ended up as a psychopathic murderer and killed all those orphans to learn Hadouken. He wanted revenge on that White Mage.

[CTP3000]

He eventually beat the game

[Beetleking22]

Oh shit.. Chaos you got nice FaceDick!

[9Godslayer]

Does anybody understand what VD Beam means?

[D00dVal]

@9Godslayer Vast Dick

[Donqco]

How the fuck did they get it that far with THAT healer?

[gremjs03]

35 people were "CRITICAL HIT!!!!!"

[66thewolf1]

Ha served you right...

heals

you unbelievable bastard

hells fire LOL

[TheCandyYoshi]

@66thewolf1 yay!!!!

[Richardlancecorton]

i didnt play this game so

i tought the MONK can cast Cure cause i tought its a healer too

[linkpwnsevery1]

THIS IS FINAL FANTASY 1 for god's sake. really... i seen a bunch of comment's asking what game is this -_-...

[MrSleepygrizzly]

Cast Like You In Sufferable Dick!

[Richardlancecorton]

press 4 then

"oh watch this..... CRITICAL HIT!!!" 2 damage lol

[TheDork323]

what game is this

[XboxLiveShadox]

@TheDork323

Final Fanasy. the first one

[Sehanort]

I wouldn't be surprised if the white mage won the fight

[Rajalae]

CRITICAL HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 damage......

[mackenzy123]

you unbalivable basterd XD

[jruler93]

I bet Jesse Cox from OMFGcata was playing the White Mage

[mrBILBOBAGGENS]

@jruler93 And Total Biscuit was playing the warrior.

[jruler93]

to mrBILBOBAGGENS: But who'd be the Black Mage (Probably Pride from OMFGcata), or the Monk?

[PillerAngel72]

People called me stupid for having that exact same team except red mage was in white mages place. Whos stupid now? -_-

[au313]

Knight, Ninja, Monk, Red Mage, in that order.

[TheTransmuter]

1:01 WTF?!?!?! God damn motherfucker white mage from hell!

[Dying4Anime]

"White mages are as badass as SH*T"

Well hes got that part right

[EricSteveRatzlaff]

@Dying4Anime Yeah sure, his 1 damage attacks are SOO threatening!!! DX

[209BluntSmoker]

@Dying4Anime

not when they go to prison an have there ass owned by a black man

FACT

[VitamanMe]

what game is this?

[PinkyRosez]

WHOA! He can DODGE?? Ironic cuz he never moves. he just missed.

[RamzaBeoulve02]

What the hell I wanna know is:

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY MAKE IT THIS FAR WITH THAT PRICK!? :DD

[DarkSonadow]

@RamzaBeoulve02 Because White Mages are badass as shit bro

[ShadyKitsune]

@RamzaBeoulve02 Black Mage nuked all the enemies before, White Mage never needed to lift a finger.

[TheSuperGamefreak]

@RamzaBeoulve02 he must've watched the jersey shore before this fight

[LOLHICRONO]

insufferable dick lmao

[stranglechord]

Wait... Is Chaos ever in any of the original games?

[BasilEvenstar]

@stranglechord Yes