Iran Gets an Aircraft Carrier Reminder! gnooze 4-30-08

[FeniTeri]

lol

[TheMuslimSlayer]

Did You Lizard Eaters Hear THAT !!!! PERSIAN GULF

[mrstarzo]

whats wrong with your mouth

[jd12843]

Really funny and good news too.

[Will4bes]

1:05  Priceless LOL

[unknown2022]

This should air on CNN!!!!!!!

[Darchish]

and im all like

[Reptile0000]

lol you can't do Indian accent ..x

[Reqrezentin]

Ahmedinajad is awesome

[186713]

wha...? 

[ashkangiutin]

=))) Nice Job!

Ima need ajob = ahmadi nejad :D

[700gsteak]

ditch the glasses. you look hotter without them.

[abcdddiia]

Funnnyyyyy! You should seriously look to replace Paul Harvey.

[curea229]

This chick's awesome!! I wish all so-called TV news would be this honest, and explain things so you really understand what the hell's going on.

1:11 classic!

[admsn2009]

hey i like ur muoth i  hope one day to com anh

d set on my muot

[cheedoz]

Hi marta! i think we should get married, let me know what you think k

[mttube321]

you are too beautiful for this kinda stuff, but its really funny, nice. can you anyway pass your ymnsgr ID?

[poodragonmaster]

I am an Iranian and I love it the way you broadcast the news. You are very smart, and you do a great job. Thanks

[shahin84]

i just came across gnooze today and ive been watching a few of them (thanks for helping me procrastinate...not that i needed the help)

at any rate, good stuff :)

[Airbender222]

0:32 thats in Hong Kong :D

[computerNOOB4ever]

the topic is iran not that woman, u sex obsessed perverts

[PlayerHater117]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!

HAHAHAHA

[POPJack1717]

Is she single;)

[maakotube]

Witty, cute and honestly funny.

[bestdrivers]

so cute girl

[sayedabdullah]

fuck iran

[Valkyrie761]

fuck your mother... fuckin lizzard eating Arab... Iran will kick your ass like they did your uncle Saddam ... now go lick your uncles dead balls... FUCK ALL ARABS

[Eldiiba]

calm the fuk down and keep theopinions to urself!!! spa

[Valkyrie761]

Tell that to the sand nigger who said fuck iran...

[javedan07]

Cute  you are so cute girl !

[19Trident]

Sweet I just discovered gnooze. Awesome video marta. I replied in my heart hahaha

[GodLovesJeffFisher]

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Again who is John Follansbee and why are the cops and Jews in NYC talking about him so much with a scared look in their eyes.

[VeritasTruthEmet]

The only thing i have against her is that she doesnt advertise enough, it took me...... until TODAY to find the gnooze! Damn it, that's just not right!

[jasperduf]

dont u hav a keyboard there? we all do! but its bluethooth u cant see from outside.XD

[willb5k]

marta, you look really hot in this episode!  must've been the necklace and glasses ;)

[siroos008]

haha nice point

[jack10133]

yeah really refreshing take on the news!

5 stars :)

[voiceofreasoning]

American adventure will cost America it's ass this time, India and China will fuck the Americans because they know America is a nosy parker in their countries ambitions to become world powers. If I am the prime minister of India I will not even deal with a terrorist country like America.

[wilz1122]

a terrorist country like America? lmfao, you must be from Afghanistan you Al Qaida peice of shit, we fuckin own you, accept it and get over it!!

[motorolarules]

wilz1122, Al Qaeda means "the base' and it was set up by our very own c.i.a. during the iran iraq war. We needed a presents in that war too. So the statement you made "we fuckin own you" is in fact correct. And, the Afgan people are very good people. I travel much and have never met any bad 'people' just dirty leaders.

I guess what I am trying to share with you is not to let our emotions divide, conquer and control us or the bad guys (leaders) win.

[MillionthUsername]

Polar bears are hacks. I mean, really, they strut around in white furs all over their exclusive real estate, lay on the ice, swim and fish all day. Real bears raid campsites, destroy stuff, throw garbage everywhere, and scare people. Now that's activism!

If they wanna save their environment they should put a little more effort into it, don't ya think? I mean, really. : )

[AscensionSeries]

It all comes back to energy. Get the word out that free energy is available now! ww w. evergreenltd .c0m. hk (Notice the gaps in the web url) Copy and paste this & send to everyone!

[myteemike726]

Very good stuff - Put a smile on my face

[fatimakf]

loool i  really apreciate u,too =)

[PersianFREEDOMTV]

Very talented keep the good job

[1PersianLizard]

lol. funny gal :)

[protectIran]

Hi loser guess what nobody likes you, you are fuckboring. You should close down your account now.

[roadfatigue]

Hey protectIran, Fuck off!

[baggies70]

hey fucktard! ...die will ya

[baggies70]

not you marta you're sweeet x

[willb5k]

i love the necklace

[mohsenikolour]

haha its so funny when it shows picture of the iranian prisedent !!=)

[massai86]

your name is marta right? well... i think i love you :D .... peace from Uruguay

[brkur]

lol she rocks ~ joo haters suk ~

[SkinSinFilms]

what a great opportunity to use an Indian accent and she blew it...want me to come teach you, Marta?

[MuslimApostate]

Well what do you expect from third rate amateur comedians with dry and outdated humor.

[CHUCKtheFED]

Now, I'm not sayin' we should trust the Dept. of the Interior, I mean they have a buffalo on their logo... right? Now, there's a success story...

...but the Polar bears have all the Coca Cola money, sooooo... they're good.

[matrixcmitech]

haha lolol you have to wear a tan member's only jacket when you do the mahmoud

[Nic33rd]

Don't worry about the comment replying stuff, Marta! Just keep making great videos!

[alabasteroldsoul]

very funny "reminder" bit...thanks!

[Arridos]

I don't mean to offend, but that chick is really not funny at all.

[d4b]

job you got "accidentally"? :-)

[jensenbell]

:;snif;; well... I don't even want a reply until she gets that keyboard installed in her heart... so. Yeah. What.ever. :; snif ;;

...

Marta Costello has a future. The producers of this are doin a great job!!

[lungay009]

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[jaekent]

Regarding your bit about India rejecting Iran in favor of the US.

India rejects US advice on Iran.

-- BBC, April 23, 2008

India and Iran: Getting Friendly?

-- CNN / Time, April 24, 2008

[specialmousenz]

Damnit Marta, if Brigitte D doesnt start posting daily again soon - your gunne become my favourite.

[ddlsr]

new job has free V8 but no keyboard?!

[ptrptms]

Your necklace looks edible :-)

[cardshoot]

Marta has over three thousand subscribers and over 700 people have watched the today's episode of the Gnooze. It seems that at least people could take the time to vote at Project breakout. If everyone that had watched this episode of the Gnooze on Youtube had voted that would be over 10,000 votes. If they had voted everyday that would have been over thirty thousand so far. It's not like it's difficult to register, you can register with any email account; hotmail and yahoo will work.

[jmirahmadi]

love uuuu haha

[ZachsMind]

If in the past I have neglected to leave a snappy supportive comment to previous Gnooze videos, I'm sorry. I did it in my heart. I don't have a keyboard there either. I do however have a couple mouses. They call themselves Frankie.

[jprime69]

why does india have a valley-girl accent? lolz awesome vid

[ZachsMind]

"why does india have a valley-girl accent?"

Cuz like India is grody to the max, y'know? I mean like I am sure, like 'lookit me I'm India! I like SO don't care if turbans were never in fashion and never will be, y'know? Cuz I'm India hear me SO roar and stuff." BARF ME OUT! GAG ME WITH A SPOON!

[mysticfm]

You have NO keyboard at work? What kind of a sweatshop is this place, anyway?!? :)

I've maxed out my votes for you for three days now, and plan to keep it up right to the last day. Good luck!

[getonit123]

I really hope we vote in a Democratic Administration this year.

x, Daniel

[positronicpathways]

Keyboard in my heart sounds like a song title

[mayor600]

Yay Marta... Love you as always...off to deliver 15 more votes.

[chimera15]

Another great invention!! Heart Keyboard!! The future of computing!!

[Fatheadious]

luv ya Martha. good job!

[1teaga]

it is SO EASY to vote for Marta!! PLEASE DO!! my fifteen votes yesterday took her from #9 to #8 so your vote really does make a difference!! JUST DO IT!!

marta..love the necklace:)

and the whole "we'll blow you up" sticky note!! good touch!! i wish you the best of luck and hope to see you at the convention!!

(please let that be the republican one!!)

[sisco5979]

You got my daily votes today :D

I'm not giving up till you WIN!!!

GO GO MARTA!

[feanoraz]

Come on now people, get out there and vote for Marta!

[lastnymleft]

I've never previously thought of an aircraft carrier as being a floating military base, but, yeah, spot on, Marta!

The gnooze is very educashanal! Gosh, whodathunk it! :-)

[xbxDRFT3R]

Just tuned in. I'm gonna watch all ur videos, you're funny as hell!

[chapmando2007]

OMG. The US is not even allowed to engage a small fishing boat from Iran. If Iran gets some jetskis or Cigarette boat we are doomed.  Looking good Gnooze.

[mayor600]

Look what happened to us Brits when those naughty Iranians came out of no where in their little speed boats....

[DookofHDP]

That's a heck of a piece of string. Wow. Stop spending our money like this, Bushie! Those aircraft carrier deals guzzle gas.

You are a rockin' comment-replyin' machine! S'ok with me if you don't get to it every day. :) Do they ask you to do "the guns" at work?

[Silntthnkr]

well, the PLANES use fuel the Aircraft carriers are nuclear powered, no gas.

[DookofHDP]

Silntthnkr -- Interesting ... I maintain they're too costly to move around willy nilly. :)

[Silntthnkr]

oh absolutly deploying an aircraft carrier is VERY expensive, that is without a doubt. I must admit I just have faith it was not done willy nilly, but that is only opinion not fact.

[Silntthnkr]

Well, it now seems there were only two carriers in that are for a few hours, the U.S.S. Truman is already gone. It was part of a swap out, not reinforcements. I love how the MSM reports this stuff. Not you Marta. : )

[OrgasmandTea]

lol a job you got accidentally...almost happened to me once. Scary stuff.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!

I never get tired of that =)

[anmoose]

I think this is the first time anyone has had a string tied around their finger that was fully armed with weapons of mass destruction. By Dubya, that oughta remind 'em! LOL

Great Gnooze Marta, as always!

Moosie

[mobiltec]

Or in other words... Here we go again...

Have we ever sent a floating military base anywhere and NOT used it? How much you wanna bet we go to war with Iran before the next election? And how much you wanna bet that the dick-tater who runs our country plays the martial law card and stays in office through the election?

[Silntthnkr]

Thousands of times. We keep our aircraft carriers in foreign oceans all the time and don't blow anybody up. Why would he need to declare martial law to stay in office through election? He stays president until two and a half months AFTER the electon by law. Get a clue.

[Climbatizecombat]

true. anyway why is the Military divulging this information. They have their reasons. They only release information they want the public to see.

[hypnofan35]

Pretty good angry litpths.

[DanPostropheL]

India has a lishp. :-)

[PumaPumaPride]

I love the little mix you did for Iran's President (I can't spell his name)

[mikma]

mikma was here

[mobiledave]

Looking good!!

[kardel100]

no need to thank us for the good comments Marta you deserve them all. You always put a smile on my face with your Gnooze. :)

[EddyBergman]

I wish I accidentally landed a job.

[readywerx]

One time , when I was a kid, my dad reminded me to take out the garbage by putting my head in a vice and giving me sissor tickles. Now, I always remember to take out the garbage. Sometimes I take out others peoples garbage too : ) Speaking of reminders, my dad wants to tell everyone not to forget to vote for Marta and the GNOOZE! Vote everyday, click on the link to the right. Together, we can make a difference? YEAH!

[Solarees]

yay

[PiFan7]

Even with the "reminder" in their backyard, Iran stuck its finger in our eye by no longer using the dollar in oil transactions. Oops.

Great show, Marta! You've got my votes.

[djbuck1]

The post-it note was a great touch!

[geekyvince]

this show is always getting better. Keep up the good work.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

The gnooze could be codensed slightly. The United States could arm an aircraft carrier,with polar bears,to go to Iran,destroy the pipeline,thus limiting the creattion of more green house gasses.This would save their environment,and give them some tasty Iranians to snack on.

Besides,doesn't the Constitution allow us to keep and arm Bears? 5 stars 15 votes today.

[TandEeesDad]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.....he's the man! I like how you give him special billing Marta. Can you hook me up with his clothier, he's so stylin'

Keep up the great work!

[CallMeNiel]

likewise, I was excited when I saw Iran at the beginning of the title, because it meant I might get my Mahmoud fix

[Bubba186]

yea, a second carrier is not escalation, and "torture is not punishment"-Scalia...

[geargemartin]

a new pipeline to blow-up. cool! and remember to vote and vote often.

[Silntthnkr]

Kind of a weird Indian voice lol Maybe we can stick like a straw in the pipe line and syphon a few billion gallons of crude? Polar bear populations ARE up in the last 5 years according to the U.S. Dept of Interior and the Canadian Interior ministry (no, I am not suggesting we start hunting them for breakfast) just seems hard to justify putting them on an endangered species list when they are ummmm not really endangered.

[mike8494]

Cool I'm 4th Comment and comment is good for you Marta Five stars for you :-) Mike.....

[i3kel]

amazing as always

[PropheticallyPoetic]

You totally threw in your sissy at the end...Love it!

[PropheticallyPoetic]

I don't know...that's what I'm saying...more time...LOL

[lameshot]

1 to comment and rate YA!!!!! Cool show I love it more and more keep up the good work