Take caution in the hostile land of Skyrim

[coolchillrock]

Michal jackson is so overrated. Give the crown to these guys!

[214CIceCar]

@motdef Ever get the glitch where 90% of the NPCs in the game world start spinning or "walking around" without moving their feet? It seems like a virus too that makes followers not follow you. They randomly stop following me and start spinning in one place. I was walking around Windhelm once, follower was normal, I noticed Lydia wasn't following me anymore. Went back, she was spinning like the others next to another spinning NPC.

Hilarious, but annoying and stupid, glad it fixed itself.

[HITMANSPIKE007]

0:18 She wants me.

[Rabarberium]

JAZZ LEGS

[GamingToaster]

I seriously don't know what is wrong with the games of the people that have this.

I haven't had a single bug and I played the game for 163 hours (said steam).

[TurboNemesis]

i believe that first bit is what the kids call "dubstep"

[TheAshy14]

@TurboNemesis yeah yeah totally mate...

[StPatrickDayMassacre]

way too scary

[fromtheoutdoors]

What happened here??? lol

[breynolds1337]

1st clip response: u jelly?

[MatthewPL2012]

Everything seems perfectly normal and life like to me

[AnxiousPunkVideos]

@MatthewPL2012 for a bethesda game it couldnt be any more normal

[SirMik003]

Miles Davis! Great taste.

[EliteBushido]

tcl

/iWin

[kkknoxskorner]

0:29

Perfection.

[Naherven]

Damn fine music choice.

[Lulzman69]

@Naherven Aye. Know what it's called?

[NoxxPie]

@Naherven I approve, it's great!

[EdgarFroez]

Poor Todd Howard.

[Shadowking640]

*hovering across the ground*

hi there.

[RedPirateLord]

God. The jazz just made me crack up.

[necrotacoz]

You have taste.

[Kamboshin]

Classy.

[CheckAnon]

I enjoy Miles Davis, John Coltrane, the list could go on...

[TheGodfatherDon38]

novaok beat me to it! and stunnerbahgawd! Who knew Miles was listened to so much.

[novaok]

blue in green - miles davis

[stunnerbahgawd]

fuckin love me some miles davis

[nikoletina1994]

every day im shuffulin

[2BCBattlefield]

WELL THE BUGS ARE ACTUALLY MAGIC

[flashfire505]

Motdef Skyrim is the best Skyrim

[Tsagia]

The most usual bug I see in Skyrim and Fallout 3 are the weapons of dead enemies stuck on the air.

[BitOkamisu]

0:18 my body is ready

[CommunistSquirrel]

Not a good game unless I see a sabre cat corpse flying away into the sunset, doing cartwheels.

[DarkSignal59]

name of song or mp3 download link NOW!!! or Todd Howard will get u :3

[ptiseb95]

Everyday I'm shuffling ♫

Then I took an arrow in the knee

[DannyEastes]

this shit hardly ever happens to me, im jelly

[KingPecan]

This taught me everything I needed to know to start playing Skyrim.

[billytamer]

mot you are the unluckiest son of a bitch i have ever seen. the amount of bugs you find is 100% more than me.

[GasMaskedMidget]

I've got a lot of knee arrows to shape.

[checkdestroy]

skyrim + miles davis + bill evans = classy as fuck

[VITYVIKTOR]

0:17 "Hi there" xDDDDD

[zwxty]

>2011 >getting upset over the internet

[MrLagvag]

look trolls:

1. shut up

2.shut the fuck up

3.shut the fuck up

4. shut up

5.shut the fuck up

6. SHUT THE FUCK UP TROLLS

[MaliusEpiphany]

@MrLagvag u so mad

[CrazedAfroninja]

oh man. you really use the best music.

[zaker345]

omg you said Rarity! lol

[THAYMOFO]

How the hell do you find all these bugs?

[NightmareSein]

Wtf!? 8D

[QueenOfCupcakes]

Holy shit Miles Davis

[newtonisamoron]

0:03 Tap dancing like a Baws

[kopaka647]

why.

are you using Blue in Green.

[pieguy248]

I think the scatman would be fitting here.

[ThisisSigma200]

somebody should gift you a 2nd skyrim so you can gift it to someone else to gift it to osama's dead body.

[SkateboardJones]

How do you get your games so buggy, Motdef?

[watzerenaufe]

L.A Skyrim

[Rathdei]

more miles please

[Heat13009]

thats me im the girl

[SlamminWolfgang]

Er'reday I'm shufflin'.

[TwistedBiscuit8]

>plays Skyrim

>not a single one of these things happens

I'm beginning to think that you go into the game files and fuck shit up to do these things.

[lylatfox4]

@TwistedBiscuit8

i mean so many ppl have brought up the glitches and bethesda has even announced a patch after thanksgiving, i mean ur just one person of millions who bought this game so i mean if it isnt happening to u than it doesnt exist....right?

[TwistedBiscuit8]

@lylatfox4 No. I believe that they happen to everybody, but the frequency they happen to motdef is astounding compared to me. He said himself on another video that out of 20 hours, only 2 minutes have been something like this video. I've put about 30 hours into Skyrim since release and the biggest glitch I've had is a giant smacking me to the moon. The one glitch that happens to everybody.

[freebearride]

@TwistedBiscuit8 I think the giant hitting you to the moon is intended to be. I tested a few times, if the giant makes the killing blow by kicking you than you just fall over but if it makes the killing blow with his club than you go flying , so I think it's suppose to be like pshh homerun!

[TwistedBiscuit8]

@freebearride I can understand if if kills you with an an uppercut with the club sending you flying, but if it can kill me with a downward smash and sending me to check how things are at the ISS I think that Bethesda is just doing because they can get away with it. Nevertheless the first time it happened a hearty lol was shared by all.

[caqtv]

@TwistedBiscuit8 Imagine the character bouncing off the ground I guess

[Mailmanagement]

@TwistedBiscuit8

Glitches and Bethesda are like peas in a pod. Invisibility glitches, dragon flight animation glitches, character's footing on mountains (especially on horseback) and general physics glitches are pretty common but tolerable. But sometimes you get one's that ruin quests (glitched resurrections, characters trapped on walls, items falling through floors, characters necessary to talk to becoming permanently hostile)

[TwistedBiscuit8]

@Mailmanagement I know, I've played my share of Beth. games. It's just glitches don't happen to me very often, if at all.

[Bikkoes]

How do you manage, Motdef?

[L0rdCanti]

It just dawned upon me that I haven't seen any glitches like these in 50 hours of play... I'm mildly disappointed now. :(

[seanthamaster]

It's a new game, people. Chill, they'll patch them.

[sounnikoura]

0:17 sup

[MBlueMunky]

How does everyone get these bugs but I dont?!

[raphaelmigliori]

dat jazz

[NaCk210]

what's the name of the song?

[hadiordanyalanci]

@NaCk210 Miles Davis & John Coltrane - Blue In Green

[Tycholarfero]

Oh god, that guy spinning made me bust a gut.

[Krauserowns]

how do you manage to even find these bugs

[CanadianOne1]

It's like another New vegas

[PCEliT1ST]

Having seen your videos, I don't even dare to start the game... I"ll wait at least for the first 2 patches. The game is almost completely broken. Only guys which their extreme fanboism has blinded them can't see it.

[BushFries]

@PCEliT1ST Nah, Mot just has the ability to break almost any game just by looking at it.

[Tycholarfero]

@PCEliT1ST I don't know, but I have never found any of these bugs. Only mot has.

[RawrWolfie]

@PCEliT1ST

How do you know it's broken without playing it? I like Mot's videos and he finds the best glitches, but don't judge the game because of that :P

[kamilfreeman]

So i decorate my house and go on a quest

When i come back everything is on the floor and valuable things are nowhere to be found

Radiant AI burglars stole my shit apparently

or Todd just can't get a proper fucking engine

[Astrixone]

What a beautiful song

[NorwegianCarWrecker]

man, if i could thumbs up a video description..

[Arro3]

It's like there's dead zones in the map that cause any NPCs nearby to mess up.

[MrGmodlol61]

They seriously know how to make good games by not doing something right...

[vulva9317]

I cried a little

[wingebag]

0:16

Best cameo appearance

[elatio]

i think i finally understand the phrase 'spinning in his grave'

[paranoidude]

Day Twenty seven in these inhospitible lands...

The spinning corpses are becoming more vivid and prolonged...

I'm begining to wonder if this is all a dream...

Probably not, as I can swear I feel the children moonwalking past me on their backs as if being carried away by ants...

[MapOfCydonia]

Yeah really, these bugs are always brilliant fun when you run into them.

[chessman117]

sometimes i wonder how moto finds all these bugs in such short time then i realise its a bethesda game and bugs like this are half the fun

[WHYSOHOMOSEX]

0:20 THATS PRETTY CREEPY

[kiatasbihgou]

FOOS

[XDkennXD]

@kiatasbihgou Fus Ro Dah!!

[imicusdown]

100th comment

[NepheraPlaysVidya]

You always get the best bugs

[Gauphastus]

Nice touch at the end there. Haha.

[GujinGod]

I lost it at the end.

[Digadogup]

new title plz :> "beware of the hostile lands of skyrim"

[rlcgreen13]

it's still goty

[steamempire]

I also had that dead body spin thing

[GodHatesWar]

Smooooooooooth Jazzzzzzzz...!

[10samm10]

0:17

[thatdarnaccount]

have all these copyright violations made you lose your right to upload long videos

[Drakith20]

AWW YEAH.

MILES DAVIS IN THIS BITCH.

[m1ke1208]

@motdef

we all know that you love this fucking lagging game. Just like we all

[MAXepher]

player.modav michealjfox 100

[LiamNeesonsDick]

@MAXepher

Oh wow...g-good show.

[Bloodcurse13]

@MAXepher Oh man, I love you.

[MAXepher]

@Bloodcurse13 <3

[benji000]

Nothing like relaxing chill music with Motdef's adventures.

[jhohcable]

Orc chicks are hot.

[AnnatarGoA]

why is everyone posting skyrim videos and saying those are bugs?

isn't that the normal gameplay?

[AlienFreak69]

@AnnatarGoA yeah. the game is running perfectly fine. i don't see anything wrong with it in this video

[roetemeteor]

Okay you HAVE to be doing something. This just doesn't happen all the freaking time!

[Bowarcher]

you are on bethesda's hit list.

[MrPIROCAS]

lool i'm playing for like 30 hours on xbox and i only saw a bug (werewolf with a sword) and it was good one!

[lampofhell]

And it turns out that all the bugs he finds are actually caused by his shitty computer.

[D3STRUKT0R99]

How come this weird shit never happens to me when I play Bethesda games? it's always just run of the mill stuff like physics props spazzing out or stuff disappearing

[xoyv]

i guess you could say, every day *glasses* that archer was shuffeling

[flussence]

We warned them the floors were wet, and look at them now. Starving to death trying to get out.

[Ub3rSk1llz]

Motdef and Criken. Yup.

[NCHammer326]

Excellent music choice.

[thps48]

These come normally or though a basic glitch series thing as seen in Mega Man and Sonic. :j

[Demazcus]

throughout the video i wanted to shout; GRAVITY, YOU ARE MINE!

[icegryphon]

EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING.

SHUFFLING.

SHUFFLING.



[CheckAnon]

FUCK YEAH KIND OF BLUE

[m70c00l]

lol i was witness to a drogon stuck in a mountain with only his head showing and 4-5 mammoth falling from the sky in the same spot, and a couple dozen corpses floating in the air or dying in place

[SgtHydra]

It is completely impossible for Bathesda games to have bugs of any kind. As a major video game publisher and developer, they would keep a competent quality control staff on hand at all times. For a company as successful and as innovative as Bathesda to have huge, glaring, and obvious glitches that reduce one's gaming experience to a Monty Python sketch is utterly laughable in my humble, sarcastic opinion.

I mean, what's next? Valve acting like a first grader who can't turn his homework on time?

[JaTochNietDan]

@SgtHydra Yeah good luck trying to quality test a game as expansive as Skyrim on every single possible PC configuration in the world, hint, it's impossible.

Personally I've played over 30 hours in Skyrim so far and have not experienced any bugs yet.

[SgtHydra]

@JaTochNietDan Actually, it's fairly simple to test a game like Skyrim.

You push it until it breaks. Then you go back, find the problem, and fix it.

Lather, rinse, repeat until you feel like you have met your standard of quality.

Which, judging from the bugs endemic to Oblivion, Fallout 3, New Vegas, and Skyrim, Bethesda seems to not have at all. One buggy game is acceptable. Four in a row (with three all on the same engine) is something to be ashamed of.

Don't the take pride in their work?

[JaTochNietDan]

@SgtHydra Have you done game development before? Do it and then come back and talk.

[SgtHydra]

@JaTochNietDan See previous post.

[Homestar20845]

@SgtHydra It's actually very possible. Bug fixes during development might break something else that has already been tested/fixed, plus new code might clash with old code, etc.

With a game this big with so many different things converging together and with so many different ways to do things, it is literally impossible to find every little bug and glitch, unless you has an absolutely massive QA team, which is too expensive.

At least that's probably their excuse.

[finalfantasy50]

@Homestar20845 then why make the game so huge? Unless Bethesda Studios don't really mind the bugs. And they entertain fans and haters alike.

So fuck it.

[Homestar20845]

@finalfantasy50 If Elder Scrolls games were just linear, they would be incredibly boring >.>

[ImDiddyKongFTW]

I like the bugs, their funny Bethesda games have always had funny bugs like this. Their like a trademark of their games now, it wouldn't feel right without them.

[BloXboX37]

@SgtHydra If you don't enjoy "Bathesda" games. Then thats your opinion. Bugs bother you too much maybe?

[SgtHydra]

@BloXboX37 Actually, I do enjoy Bethesda games, just as much as I do Valve games.

My real grip is not with bad textures or the physics system causing shit to fly all over the place. No, the former doesn't even bother me in the slightest, and the latter is completely forgivable (not even our universe has a perfect physics engine).

What gets me is when the basics start breaking down. Like with the various NPC model bugs shown in this vid.

Don't see Valve's games having any of that.

[BloXboX37]

@SgtHydra What about the bad textures? I didn't know textures and graphics made a game. That's weird. The "physics system" is simply your hardware abusing the game engine buddy. Yes indeed, game engines do have with hardware to do. Because AI = Your computer. All of the bugs displayed in this video.

I have not had a single of them in my 85 hour playing time.

[DunmeriPride]

@SgtHydra I'm pretty sure that Skyrim was only released recently and BethSoft's already hurrying up with the patch.

[SgtHydra]

@DunmeriPride Well, maybe they should have taken a page from Valve and actually released it when it was ready for the marketplace.

Fuck the 11/11/11 release date. Give it to us when it's done.

And btw, we saw the same fucking problems back with the Oblivion engine all the way to New Vegas.

I highly doubt that the Skyrim engine will somehow get fixed when the previous engine never did.

[nubzaquer]

@SgtHydra Maybe not for you, but many times I have had issues of models just not loading at all in tf2. I've had it where level 3 sentries wouldn't load, making the game fully unplayable. I've had to wait for weeks on end for patches to come out so that Steam would verify my game files and see that something was wrong.

[SgtHydra]

@nubzaquer Since they are your game files, the problem is on your end.

Verifying game files isn't the only method of correcting corrupted data. There is the traditional "uninstall/reinstall" method, which I used constantly in the 90's.

Bad files are not the same as a bug or glitch. They are simply bad files and will always create problems until they are deleted and replaced.

And if you want to talk about Valve's various bugs, you should have been there for the TF2 beta.

Fun times.

[langhalsen]

@SgtHydra valves games isn't open world and including thousands of DIFFERENT npcs either..

[SgtHydra]

@langhalsen Just Cause 2 was open world, had lots of NPCs (and cars, boats, planes, and helicopters flying around everywhere too), and not a problem with the basic animations was ever visible at any point.

Face it. Bethesda has gotten lazy.

[lkjhgfddfd]

@SgtHydra Are you serious? Just Cause 2 had a shit load of bugs. Also, you don't interact with almost all the npcs in Just Cause 2. It's open world but without nearly the same level as detail as in Skyrim.

[langhalsen]

first: I wasn't aware that valve made JC2

2nd: There isn't nearly as many NPCs in JC2 as skyrim

3rd: The NPCs in JC2 has a little to 0 interaction and is just targets that won't even fire back

4th: JC2 had bugs

5th: The npcs and animations in skyrim is much more complex than in JC2

6th: I have around 100 hours in skyrim and I've only seen a few bugs, nothing gamebreaking.

7th: Bethesda games always had bugs, nothing new, so 'gotten lazy' is wrong

[lkjhgfddfd]

@SgtHydra Well Valves games aren't on such a grandiose scale, it's easier when there aren't hundreds of npcs and so many variables it will make your mind explode.

[SgtHydra]

@lkjhgfddfd Look, moron:

1. Valve didn't make JC2. Avalanche did. DUH.

2. JC2 has a 1/10th as many bugs as Skyrim.

3. JC2 looks better than Skyrim. YEAH I WENT THERE BITCH.

4. No, the animations are not more complex. In some cases, they're exactly the same right down to the code.

5. Bethesda games did not always have bugs. Just recently, really.

6. You're a bootlicking faggot.

[lintonthepenguin]

@SgtHydra "Bethesda games did not always have bugs. Just recently, really." Ahem! Daggerfall was the buggiest! That was TES II back in the 1990s! Arena had less but its scope (in terms of things to do, not land mass) was probably the most limited of all TES games.

[lkjhgfddfd]

@SgtHydra Look. Dumb ass fag:

1. I didn't say valve made fucking JC2, those were 2 separate comments in reply to 2 separate comments of yours.

2. JC2 has less bugs than Skyrim but it still had a shitload of 'em

3. ...Are you retarded?

4. You can't be serious, JC2 has cartoon-like animations and such, not bad but certainly without the depth and complexity that come with Skyrims.

5. I guess you've never played Daggerfall or Oblivion.

6. Suck my dick you fuckin' cunt.

[SgtHydra]

@lkjhgfddfd And not a fuck was given about anything you just said.

[jlennon1000]

@SgtHydra you gotta say though, the bugs of bethesda games are relatively rare when compared to many other mainstream titles

[SgtHydra]

@jlennon1000 In some ways you are correct, in other ways you are wrong.

There is no denying that all games have bugs. Even the most carefully constructed one. Even the ones you think would have no bugs at all.

However, Bethesda games are infamous, INFAMOUS, for terribly flawed engines and god-awfully robotic NPCs.

All of Skyrim's NPCs are so heavily scripted that whenever they are put in an unfamiliar situation, they don't just break; they shatter like glass.

Compare that to Valve's NPCs (...)

[SgtHydra]

@jlennon1000 (...), which are just as heavily scripted, but are scripted in ways that allow them to adapt and excel in new situations.

For example, the Combine Gunships were given a single basic command: "Shoot at whatever is the greatest threat." Little did the Valve developers realize that "the greatest threat" was not always the player, but the rockets the player would fire at the gunship, resulting in the Gunship's AI shooting down the rocket instead mindlessly focusing on the player. (...)

[jlennon1000]

@SgtHydra i guess your right, and i didnt been to bag on valve's games i just meant in general. i really enjoy bathesdas games though and i havent really encountered anything really crazy like these examples so figured it must be something rather rare.

[jlennon1000]

@SgtHydra another thing i forgot to mention; i feel its more important to spend time making npcs work in what they are most intended to be familiar with, to prevent really game breaking bugs and such, rather than be able to comprehend foreign situations.

[SgtHydra]

@jlennon1000 Well, my point is that you should also at least allow the AI to have a default state that they would go into in said foreign situations.

You can use Valve's AI in any situation on g-mod.

Bethesda's AI freaks out in its own game. I cannot imagine what it'd due outside of it.

[jlennon1000]

@SgtHydra to me its not much of a big deal but to you it could be more important

[luke4djojo]

@SgtHydra In Half-Life 2, there was a bug that disabled the AI of NPCs, and they stopped "acting"

[dasani991]

@SgtHydra *Bethesda

[SgtHydra]

@dasani991 Wonder if that was an intentional misspelling... could be...

[lopeztreex]

This is really nice music.

[sinder87]

Indeed take caution in skyrim. Ive seen wheel barrels that will drain your health to 20% in a instant!