Danny Trejo's Quotes (CoTD)

[LucyGal1325]

Danny trejo yes or should i say machete his nicknam lol

[CodytheHun123]

LOCK AND LOAD ESE! hahahahahaha

[TheToyreviewer24]

Thumbs up if they made a zombies movie danny trejo should play dempsey or nekolai

[goyitoolguin]

"Vamos A Bailar Zombie". English:"Let's Dance Zombie"

[goyitoolguin]

For you whiteboys who don't know who cucui is that's the "Mexican-Boogeyman"

[99thJediWarrior]

@goyitoolguin I thought boogeyman in spanish was "llumonero"

[Noodlelette]

@99thJediWarrior SPANISH.

He said MEXICAN boogeyman. El Cui Cui

[goyitoolguin]

"La Caja Nos Chingo!".  English:"The Box Fucked Us Over!"

[goyitoolguin]

Call of the dead is Badass but Ive never even heard of the other 3 people just Machete

[ajbmw19]

Boom Boom Reload Repeat Until There All Fuckin Dead

[CrystalTear020]

"Last time... Hard enough not getting eaten, while runnin' errands for a bunch of weirdos."

[iFacTzZ]

danny is the new dempsey =P but sorry dempsey is better

[jackito1169]

@iFacTzZ thats true hes mexican dempsey

[KlipBourd99]

Who is he supposed to be?

[HeavyMetalRulezzzz]

"cuerno de chivo"?, damn, i didnt know that ak47 was at Call of the Dead

[Kenisi1]

This is probably a dumb question... But who the hell is Cucui?

[HeavyMetalRulezzzz]

@Kenisi1 thats how he calls satan...and no, that's not a dumb question

[Kenisi1]

@HeavyMetalRulezzzz Double thanks ;D 

[HeavyMetalRulezzzz]

@Kenisi1 double welcome

[xXarceusman21Xx]

he's call of the dead's nikolai.

i kind of like nikolai better

[Shadowlink3000GAIA]

Not Enough? CHINGAO!

[Akrisify]

Anyone find it ironic that at 13:37 he starts talking about crappy weapons?

[Kenisi1]

@Akrisify XD Nice find man.

[halorunescaper]

lol my favorite is 7:32 think ur the predators?? naw ur the prey

[ARMORCRYSTAL]

"Hey box, don't ever screw me on a deal again."

Sounds like everyone don't like that box. Then again, who would like it?

[ryumaster41]

can you do one of Shangri-La

[nickelback7771]

i think danny and sarah should get a fuckin room

[jonnycashman100]

Mexican jews :D

[calamar171]

tijuana 

[DesertDragon96]

How come he doesn't comment about a Machete when grabbing a Sickle

[nicksta341]

haha this water will freeze your huevos right off

[halorunescaper]

@nicksta341 juevos

[MrGost75]

Hey what the fuck are you going!!! LOL

[NickMueh]

Blades, why do I always end up with blades? - Well Danny they make you look like a f*** badass man.

[VictorGod12]

What Happen cjdog......did you die or something?.....just kidding but its kinda wierd how you didn't finish all the rest of the characters and the Original 4......Not rushing you but i would like to know whats goin on

[cjdog23]

@VictorGod12 i did have that vid up but it had a render error and the last 8 min was silent... and i cant figure out whats wrong with it, its something in after effects... same reason i dont have rooker up yet, if you really want to see the errorred ones i can make them public ;)

[VictorGod12]

@cjdog23 lol i just get so frustrated when i get stuck on technical problems on computers...but thats the only way i learn how to use my pc...but i'm still far from half of what i need to know....so its ok you don't half to put Rooker up....he was more my 3rd favorite character anyways....probably the length of video is too long(only a thought).....But i do see that the Fan Favorite of everybody is the Original 4 since they have the funniest lines..can u do them as long as theres no error plz :D

[solidsnake2234]

No download link yet?

[jeager1999]

Okay, how bad ass would it be if Danny DID get the Pack a Punch Machine Tattooed on his Back. EPIC WIN!

[jeffbob9]

Not enough CHINGAO

[jeager1999]

@ElDragonDeDiego Give him time dude, sure there is a lot of Audios he has to skim through.

[YamahamaBigButo]

Hey Englund! Sarah's Twice the man you are. She got bigger nuts O_o

[metallica1108]

he sounds like dempsey

[YamahamaBigButo]

@metallica1108 He sounds like George Lopez

[TheFrOzEnTaCo]

Was is really a good Idea to group all of the grunting sounds like that? Nice sex scene though :o

[TheFrOzEnTaCo]

@TheFrOzEnTaCo Did I really just say that O_o

[themightyserperior]

Sweet. I like Trejo.