Welcome To Yu Wan Mei Group #FishTime

[elchasai]

the state mandated satisfaction is coming to a town near you!!!!!

[thx500]

4 people are Falun Gong members...

[creamyhorror]

I laughed like mad at the Bolivia segment, but the Chinese flag covering the US one slaughtered me.

Incredible piece of work.

[SALLYWAYNE]

This company is possibly evil, though I cannot tell......it just smells fishy and I do not know what fish paste is...does anyone else......I heard they were trying to move to Missouri or Utah....

[rickrussell]

ROBUSTNESS IS UNAVOIDABLE. Thanksgiving time is fish time with Yuan Mei!

[unlessitsafarm]

lol bolivia (video of trash and stary dog)

the chinese flag slowly covering USA flag

LOL

[MicoTX]

Coming soon to the US, Canada, and Bolivia!

[stove6]

"State-mandated satisfaction"

Sound familiar, fellow Americans??

[stove6]

Fish paste... Mmmmm...

[TariqAlSuave]

... IN AMERICA!

[douboymk2]

good thing ywm found that loophole regarding maximum permitted cellulose binding agent levels in the us food laws. otherwise theyd be bust after blowing all that money on the onion

[bappabuiebappabuie1]

fuck i love the onion

[TaffyAlpha]

Do you guys think Yu Wan Mei will pour investments into my home state of California? I wonder what my state would be like when these Chinese Corporations buy out the California Government.

[puzzdos]

Yu Wan Mei is my solution for state-mandated obedience solutions!

[CBCBanana1]

The Yu Wan Mei defense contractors division has provided low cost, and effective fish-byproduct laser-guided technology to militaries of third-world countries in Europe in an effort to bolster Eurasian diplomacy. May Yu Wan Mei continue on its path to dominance over the international market through fortune and prosperity.

新夺回来之YuWanMei打工西发过执行归来时嘎得分。 鱼啤酒很好喝！

[300lbsNick]

YuWanMei has always been at war with Eurasia

[epiCnIGraRiNSeOUt]

you're acting like a bunch of fucking niggers.

[DefWish]

I intently do look forward to shoving gloriously DELICIOUS processed fish bladder into my fat, drooling, American mouth !

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Standard 4 is all well and good, but Yu Wan Mei really needs to show some leadership and throw off the shackles of Standard 5, which serves no purpose, other than to diminish profits and impede the flow of eel milk and molusk by-products. I mean no disrespect in saying this, and I am sure Yu Wan Mei will continue to be an industry leader regardless of whether wasteful, petty Standard 5 is eliminated.

[nikeswooshguy]

How dare you question the decisions of our glorious leaders? The wisdom of Mao himself is behind Standard 5!

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

I did not know that. I stand corrected, and retract my previous statement!

[douboymk2]

holy shit 1 watched this vid 3 das ago and it had 3 hits with no rating!

[AppleNick]

It is always FISH TIME now !

[interestingperson121]

Hahahahahahahahah this is one of the funniest thing I've seen in a long ass time. God damn theonion rules. Sigh... yeah, this is what happens when a failed state that does not have the backing of its free people (not the indoctrinated ones), and deep down knows it, tries to influence the western opinion through balant horseshit buyouts. Somehow these retards want to convince themselves their Maoist mumbo-jumbo makes them the 'superior people'. Again, great piece XD

[Pdids01]

CHINA STRONG

[FungusMaster]

I will consume 600% more octopus based products. This can only lead to more happy fun time!

[TaffyAlpha]

As an American I am very proud to see my country being shed light upon! I hope Yu Wan Mei will buy out my state (CALIFORNIA) and turn it into a productive fish paste factory!

[HenshinMasta]

Yu Wan Mei great company 100%.

When i 6, they come to village and take all children to glorious education center to make much Fish Paste that is mega-good!

Now i head Fish De-headder in fish plant in Xian Yu Wan Mei and earn 1 american cent a day!

Dream come true! Fish time is good time!

[Akiracee]

As a main television network's specialized enterprise reporter, I in the world thought that Yu pale Mei is most dynamic and most energetic company!

[POVDave]

Yu Wan Mei Amalgamated Salvage Fisheries and Polymer Injection Group brings much success! I work 22 hours a day at the glorious polymer injection plant making wonderful plastic trinkets for our American consumer friends.

China will grow stronger!

[iamthebyron]

The deliciousness cannot be contained!

[Hye1Phy]

Yao Ming!

[moontoki21]

Any meal or food can be a better meal with the magic touch of the Miscellaneous Flavor Paste spread on it!

[KillerFreya]

This exuberant American consumer agrees: Fish time is best time!!

[Tukarama]

I'm just glad that Yu Wan Mei bought The Onion. Now we finally will have access to journalistic truth in America!

Order your Yu Wan Mei Loyalty Bracelet today!

[VoteNixon2008]

I give Yu Wan Mei my chiming endorsement. My small disposable child is unbalanced about pureed fish cloca and asks for it by name

[inf0dump]

Fish time is success time!

[rocketprime]

Yu Wan Mei is the best thing to come out of China since Shampoo!

[inf0dump]

You mean Baby's Shampow by Jhonson & Jhonson (a Yu Wan Mei subsidiary)?

[rocketprime]

Not quite. Go read/watch Ranma 1/2.

[inf0dump]

Yeah, I'll get right on that.

[wloglobal]

I was skeptical, but I tried their fish paste and it was freakin' delicious. I just wish that it were easier to find. My local market did not carry it, so I had to drive to the next town over.

[jota373737]

USA, Canada.. and Bolivia, hahaha! That was mean, but funny anyway. Great work.

[jamesparrillo]

It is glorious fish you sell.  And injectible too. I am glad you superior technology has final come to shores of America. Too long have we gone without Yu Wan Mei.

[LamboK28992]

is this a joke corporation because i saw it on the onion

[VoteNixon2008]

Yu Wan Mei no joke. Yu Wan Mei run serious mergers and hostile acquisition. It make China proud as a collective and humbled society can be. You should order two from authorized Yu Wan Mei wholesale market. If you not have you write letter to president and ask for Yu Wan Mei in your area

[AspLode]

As an American citizen I vehemently enjoy the purchase and subsequent ingestion of Yu Wan Mei fish and fish-like products, which when paired with such American activities as Baseball greatly enhances my quality of life

The allegations that Yu Wan Mei miscellaneous flavor paste may contribute to acute peripheral neuropathy is proven false by my endorsement

[nowhiteninja]

i love the internet

[rwillmsen]

i absolutely fucking love you people

[stella1]

It FISH time!!!!

[jwdevildogg]

My favorite part is "New York, London, Hong Kong, and others!" (and they show Stonehenge and a spinning robot in a desert)

[anubis9109]

Wow, a lot of work has been put into this week.. just like that Obama article i read last week but bigger... go YU WAN MEI!!

[QStreetUnderground]

I very much enjoy the state mandated satisfaction that stems from enjoying YuWanMei salvaged and reconstituted fish products! Fish eating now you OK! Yes! Most important facts about YuWanMei is that every time is now fish time, and the rumors about YuWanMei are NOT true.

[andythefork]

Can I just live in your world?

[xsredx13]

Bolivia hahaha

[MasterSysop]

the fish paste popsicle making machine is genius! Fish paste technology is something that really needs further developement.

[PhantasyStarLover]

I am so glad that Yu Wan Mei finally acquired The Onion, because I learned that in the past The Onion featured some news that were not totally true.

[WaddyMuters]

°° NO WAY!!!!!!!!!! :O

[citizenkong]

mmmmmm fish!

[andtonic]

How can you not love Yu Wanmei :D

[meimokume]

The unstoppable joy of fish byproducts coalesces gloriously with the benefit to national productivity and community betterment. Should only members of this one's poor country recognize the message of Yu Wan Mei's eternal unstoppability and harmonious profit.

[VThomasCarr]

Glorious productivity enhancer for common man greatness and community virility! Imperialistic propagandist competitors will not prevail.

China is strong.

[alwaystextback]

#Fishtime

[Neptunade]

Is this for real?

[PunBB]

Yes

[bigdoggblacc]

No it's not real. Come on dude.

[unlessitsafarm]

US... canada... and bolivia LOL

[plankton07]

Yes that's AMD building!!!! What? they think nobody would notice? *sigh* try harder next time when you want to be more convincing

[sirgarence]

Wow, you're pretty sharp.

[huckabone99]

Bwuahahahaha. America is masturbate!!!

[huckabone99]

What the heck is China?

[huckabone99]

freeamount is prime example of pathetic american intellilect struggling even comment youtube!?! and followers after proclaim satire!?!?!?! Hah!!! You know about death because you die!!! Die now!! Believe in wide angle red lens to China go everywhere!!!!

[JusticieroDelFutbol]

1:24??? What??? YuWanMei honorable enterprises consider Bolivia to be a nasty dump full of flea-infested dogs???

[lostinidentity]

Everything is ready now for unstoppable upward growth.

[nintendoeats]

Um...was that an AMD building?

[cityboyBC3]

Yes  :)

[nandahrasko]

For relaxing times, make it #FishTime!

[mcgrewrich]

I would like some of your Yu Wan Mei gel, for unspecified "personal" reasons. I apologize for my extreme ignorance after being brought up in the inferior American educational system, but it is an industrial-grade lubricant, correct? When will this product be available in the hopelessly backwards United States of America, a nation which is clearly inferior to China in every respect? I would like to order 13013 tons of it for myself, because too much is always better than not enough!

[coprographia]

not lube. gel.

[akf2000]

I have finished my 28 hour shift at Yu Wan Mai Polymer Injection plant and will watch this video until my next shift start in 20 minutes. Yu Wan Mei for great vitality!

[InterWebsTuberNetter]

Mikey the Monkfish do think you would most benefit from glorious Lightning Power Monkfish Cerebral Fluid Energy Drink. With restored chi, you will not fail to bring honor as loyal worker.

[demonfafa]

WEAPONS!

[stopworth]

I for one am looking forward to trying out this Device offered by YU WAN MEI. Also gel.

[Coolestmovies]

This is by FAR the funniest extended satire The Onion has EVER done. Timely and right on the money. The website, Zweibel's editorial, the "Yu Man Wei" site, and this indoctrination video are all spot on. And the Broiled Shark Gums are unquestionably tasty! UNQUESTIONABLY!

"Fish Time is No. 1!"

Now I must go back and lay in front of the television like a dog.

[can1scanem]

For recreation of lazy American dogs, YU WAN MEI is now sponsoring Summer Coal MIne Camps all around vast wastefully unexploited wilderness of the US. Register now and get your very own shiny Yu Wan Mei polymer shovel.

[newsweekrocks]

lol this is awesome XD

[tvdruggedzombie]

Blessed is Canada and Bolivia!

[franni1975]

If you want a good laugh, check out the products line at yu wan mei website!

[KoopaTroopaRules]

0:09 AMD Logo

[freeamount]

Obviously it's a fake video. And those news on the onion site are definitely the mischievous distortions. There is not even a company called YU WAN MEI in China at all.

[RFilmyer]

How dare you deny the all-encompassing presence of Yu Wan Mei. It is fishtime for all. Perhaps you need some of Yu Wan Mei's famous Yum-E-Freez Eel Milk to help you see the light.

[freeamount]

I dont want to debate with you unless you understand Chinese and the words in the website of YU WAN MEI, or at least know what the onion is.

[tvdruggedzombie]

You are truly an honorable consumer of these fine products. Your loyalty will be rewarded in the most glorious manner.

[Coolestmovies]

You DO realize that this is a SATIRE, right, Freeamount?

[Davidkevin]

Dishonorable YouTuber "freeamount" needs to consult Chairman Mao's Little Red Book, taking especial note of the process of criticism/self-criticism in order to purge himself of bourgeois capitalist pseudo-values. Only then will he be able to properly appriciate glorious Yu Wan Mei videos in their proper context.

[kylrathin]

Yu Wan Mei Amalgamated Salvage Fisheries and Polymer Injection Group will differ honor with you. May Fish by-product ingest your loins and give loving satisfaction to you and your inferior American spouse and lazy children!

[AZNGoSu]

@ 1:13

That's the AMD logo LOL! Yu Wan Mei stealing again..

[mo1elftausend]

I always was a fan of Yu Wan Mei's Amalgamated Salvage Fish and Polymer Injection -Products. Lucky for me, revolutionary new mass-production capabilities have allowed Yu Wan Mei to expand its sales territory to include Germany, where I reside!

Its FISHTIME!

[extremejon]

IN AMERICA

[shenlong73]

Scary scary! The Chinese flag swallowing the US flag.

[Nothingseen]

The "others" at 0:30 are GOLD.

[bobprompter]

Brilliant. Kudos.

[T4G0E]

That insane fish paste technology just blows my fucking mind.

[roozda]

Yeah, yeah Standard 4 and Standard 5 are so easy to comply with. Standard 6 is a bitch.

[lordsumesh12]

hahaha bolivia

[mellon423]

you guys outdid yourselves this time

[FreePlay]

Yu Wan Mei Amalgamated Salvage Fisheries and Polymer Injection Group brings many happyness and honor to my family unit. Life is joy with Yu Wan Mei! Let's loving get Yu Wan Mei today!

[antoniogarciaiii]

Bogus as hell on the Bolivia clip.

[mighty1topher]

Political Correctness is killing free speech...

I am thankful for humor sites that "push the envelope". There is nothing 'hateful' about this at all, now fucking goddamn get over it.

[Coolestmovies]

Well said! And don't think for a minute that China doesn't satirize the west on a regular basis. It works both ways and, like you said, there's nothing hateful in The Onion's work here. There IS plenty of truth in it, though, when you think about it . . . ;)

[ClateDog]

bolivia is looking nice atm ...

[toransu]

In America!

[10mintwo]

Bololvia!

[scubawerlum]

Many respect and future blessing to Yu Wan Mei! My loyal and obedient wife may forever ingest our hearts with Yu Wan Mei Surprise Fishery Secretion!

[can1scanem]

Scientific research also reveal Yu Wan Mei fish derivatives reduce risk of your beloved wife giving birth to unwanted daughters, and increase chance of conception of healthy industrious SONS, who will bring honor and keep pure your lineage!

[Kesshutsu]

Wow.

[Skipberkes]

Wow.

[kauldplai7]

i love how the chinese flag swallows up the US flag at the end.

[Stradd]

Probably wasn't a mistake either xD I love this company.

[IcyRealmster]

It brings satisfaction.

[lavmorc]

GENIUS

[ArkilokusJames]

Ah, yes, The Onion--making racism funny again. Way to go, morons.

[jjws]

how is this racist?

[beelzebubblicious6]

Exactly how was that racist?

[kylrathin]

Racism's been funny since Richard Pryor. Where have you been?

[amitabho123]

@ArkilokusJames

神经病。只美国人觉得辉煌中国人民共和国的优势是反对种族主义洋­鬼子。这是唯一的事实，中华民族优于美国人。

ＹｕＷａｎＭｅｉ的产品时最好，还有好吃。为肚子不痛，吃ＹｕＷ­ａｎＭｅｉ鱼。

[Skamuncher]

ROFL at 1:23 - 1:24

[twygally]

I am interested in becoming successful in employment of your company and am ready to bring excellent things to pass for the future of mankind and to great non-failure in many various markets.

[tubeyoume]

great non-failure is the only option

[can1scanem]

Yuan Wan Mei's internationally recognized Reeducation Program is always ready to steer its beloved but wayward children back into golden path of productivity and non-failure!

[masonchumpia]

Is that an AMD office in the beginning?

[lolwutpears]

haha, yeah.

[Skamuncher]

Seems like it...

[Occono]

{{Breaking the joke for a sec, The Onion's going all out with this gag, isn't it?}}

[TheGMaster111]

Ah youtube, where the billion idiotic comments outweigh the 3 or 4 genuine ones.

[mnuez]

This vdoes is unpatriotic. We shouldn't be suporting the arrabs who make this fish I bet they are even muslims.

mnuez

P.S. Hu's on first!

[justfellforthetarp]

Yu Wan Mei's proven record of deliciousness and loyalty to customer and official party line alike has convinced me to make the switch from barbaric local fish company to Yu Wan Mei Amalgamated Salvage Fisheries and Polymer Injection Groups catalog of fresh fish-derived products. Now my heirs respect me and make promise to not tell local Morale office I am dissident. Thank you Yu Wan Mei!

[dfunkt]

Eight a.m.? Fish Time. Lunch break? Fish Time. Nighttime dinner hour? Fish Time. Even the decadent traditional midnight snack time is great for eating fish.

I am so glad there was no truth to the rumors.

[Scientician]

Fish time is eternity time! I am filled with joy thanks to Yu Wan Mei Amalgamated Salvage Fisheries and Polymer Injection Group and its superior products!

[unit023]

lol, poor Bolivia

[trinora]

Fish Time is Success Time!

I for one welcome a serious hand taking over the Onion's failing print newspaper and video network. It'll be good to see the frippery of faltering coverage and sarcastic, capitalist newsmen replaced with the strong hand of Chinese communism.

[lukesurl]

Yu Wan Mei products bring most glorious joy. Yu Man Mei becomes more great with every hour. Glory to Yu Man Mei!

[can1scanem]

As reported by Onion newspaper--once prostitute medium for greedy western capitalists but now sanctified by ownership of Yu Wan Mei--legally bound experts all dispel rumors that Yu Wan Mei Fish acute peripheral neuropathy!

[kylrathin]

ROFL!!

[reflexing]

I am in obligatory awe of said polymers and assorted products that you are selling, including aircraft carriers, and green energies

[can1scanem]

Residual fish derivatives is eternal remedy for the hungers of nations of world all over. Yu Wan Mei is strong!

[fabusend]

Thank you to the Yu Wan Mei for participations in my country of origin to selling citizens of my peers of the Fish Time #1!!! Your marketing caress floating across mind of Canadian superiors and insolent working ones that journey to factory and back home in a hurry to experience Fish Time #1. Advertising we find out Fish Time #1 for lunch and breakfast, and midnight snacking!!! Whitney Houston is our neighbour national treasure for the song she "I always love you!".

[cho0322]

thanks you impressive corporation yu wan mei for purchase and control of onion newspaper, which was inferior and lack any regard for glorious chairman. it should be honor to create fish product for the impressive company. my infant son will become strong and wise with yu wan mei octopus-flavor pacifier

[edgarsLV]

You Wan Mei over. Fish Time #1!!

[nursenolan]

I live my life with standard 4 and standard 5 ever in mind.