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  • Blonde Tanya(Red Alert 3)<Blonde Tanya(Red Alert 2)<Tanya(Red Alert)<Tanya(Red Alert 2)

  • I'd take them both to the white house if i could.

  • Its REALLY annoying how its supposed to be the allies and not the Americans but everything is from an American point of view.

  • zsdf

  • ..

    

  • I miss this. The goofy acting, the awesome gameplay, the actors that aren't taking this too seriously. The next C&C can take some hints from the past and refine them

  • Eva looks so beautiful and sexy

  • i'd bang tanya before eva anyday

  • Didn't General Carville get killed in red alert 2 by a crazy ivan?

  • @BLiiiTZUK Yes, yes he did. In the old timeline. Presumably the new one included preventing that, and they just couldn't be bothered to mention it.

  • General! You face! It's causing a Time Paradox!

  • 1:45 "You're coming commander?"

    that's a perfect that's what she said

  • hi guys you know

    i love play Yuri's

    am Yuri's yeah

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  • Come on Tanya, three's not a crowd. No need to distort the timeline

  • I think Tanya wanted to kill Eva......

  • The merging power is over 9000!!!!!!

  • 0:24 Why go through all of that trouble to "contain" him? Just fucking kill the bastard!

  • Tanya's a bitch.

  • Listen to me, you will obey!

    You behave, or THERE'LL BE NO DESSERT TONIGHT!

    HAHA that part is just great

  • 'You coming, commander?'

    Why yes, yes I just did.

  • i wish i merge with eva. if you know what i mean.

  • A bullet to the head is much more cost effective if you ask me.

  • @Kage6415 I agree, its like "lets just ignore the fact that he probably enslaved thousands and brutally murdered many more and not even including the amount that died in the fighting, lets just laugh it off and spend several million dollars on constructing an elaborate prison instead of killing him, therefore risking that he may escape one day."

  • i just saw tanya's nipple!

  • for the allied ending lets have a three-way with with chicks at the end. hell yeah!

  • Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!! Man Eva is soooooooo hot!!!! OoO

  • they should make red alert 3 yuris second revenge

  • @Andruchon246 is possible if you have a good look at the painting in the sovviet HQ you see yuri

  • I nosebleeded

  • ZAY ARE NERGIINGGGGGGGGGG

  • @piemanization NO ZAY ARE NOT MERGINGG! :P

  • Man... the acting in this game was terrible...

  • @ThrowntoReality that is what made it so awesome!

  • I liked general Carville... He's a great old-school kinda guy.

  • @DrArku

    He played in some awesome westerns.

  • @DrArku He's in One Tree Hill as the basketball coach too!

  • at 1:40 I went "AYE CARAMBA!"

  • Wouldn't it be easier to do a Lobotomy on Yuri?

  • As it happened in RA3 Allied Endings always ends with threesome :)

  • westwood always knew how to give me a boner. :(

  • i love this scene. my only thoughts on this is that there is a time machine and someone in the future has went back into early 2000 and gave financial tips to westwood and changing its fate and that by 2012, the change will take affect and create a better future for cnc :)

  • I LOVED THIS ENDING! I love how Tanya was UPSTAGED by EVA! That so ruled!

  • Damn... Eva's got one fine rack

  • lol i dont get it... if soviet wins... he gets eaten by a dino. if allied wins he gets in a mind control proof cell... so... i guess if they use allied win as a story, :D yuri can come back? " red alert 3: Yuri's rage? or something i dunno lol

  • your cumming commander?

  • The timelines! ZEY AR MEEEEERRRRGING!

  • Carville is back in Allied mission 2 and in the epilogue. How cute.

  • "I am Yuri. You WILL bring me desert!"

  • @Kaugummimat LMAO, good one

  • No... desert tonight??? Dxx

  • dam u can see tanya's nipples :p

  • u behave, or they'll b no desert tonight!

  • they should have used this ending to bring the tibarian time line

  • this is y time traveling is dangerous. cuz if the past is changed, then the present will merge with the changed present then things will turn out awkward... like th scene with tanya and iva

  • what do you think .. i take them both .. ^^

  • Red Alert 2 and Yuri's Revenge always had the best endings...

    and it pissed me off how they killed off Einstein

  • @BinLadenMustDie368

    the good thing about time travel is ea can just go back to just before red alert 3 and make a decent game in a different timeline ^^

  • lol president is the devil :D i know that actor, plays the devil in some sitcom named reaper

  • I want Yuri to be all like "FUCK DIS SHIT" and break out

  • look at the general's office. it has a toy grenade!!!

  • so cheesy... I love it :)

  • Communists win: world domination and a united mankind.

    Allies win: everything is back to normal, except loads of skanky tail for you.

    I don't think there's much of a choice hummm?

  • @bobpwnner12

    For the sake of mankind, I sacrifice my opportunity to date Eva and Tanya at the same time (and choose Nadja instead^^).

  • @bobpwnner12

    Yeah, but you get to have a threesome if you go with the Allies.

  • why do they lock up Yuri? he shouldve been killed

  • it's funny how everything except people's heads

  • is tesla not testla!!

  • I love how mind controling the whole world is less important than returning a dead general from back to life

  • Those guards looked like spacemen with their headpieces...

  • I think Yuri got out.

  • can't... resist.... nipple @1:41  is... mind controlling me....

  • I loved this video!

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  • OBEY YURI

  • This happens when you play with the time

  • go with tonya! she's HOT

  • Tanya is the blond one or the brunnete? In the original it was easier for me to recognise her.

  • @cacadudel eva's the brunnete and tanya's blonde... tanya was a brunnet in the original red alert 2...

  • comon this si bullshit

    timelines ocotpuses with lasers attached to their fucking heads

    cant they just for 1 FUCKING TIME GET IT RIGHT AND MAKE A STRATEGY GAME OF THIS ERA AND NOT 262636363 YEARS FROM NOW FFS

    GODDAMNIT! PISSIS ME OFF

    JEEEZ

    okeoke

    atleast the women are hot :)

  • @bleushift you just don't understand that none of it matters as long as the game is good, which it is

  • Lieutenant: ''We are now at DEFCON 2''

    President: ''What the devil is going on, lieutenant?''

    Lieutenant: ''He has surfaced, mr. President''

    [General Carville appears]

    So they were at DEFCON 2 because general Carville was stille alive? Pretty strange reason to be at DEFCON 2...

  • @TheSenator007

    No the reason they were at DEFCON 2 is cause Yuri had Surfaced after the End of RA2. This is just the intro cut scene modified, instead of the President talking to Yuri, it cuts to Gen Carville

  • @ProductioDestruction

    Yes, it is the intro cut scene modified, but it doesn't make sense to the story, since that would mean that just after the timelines had merged, Yuri would surface and then suddenly unsurface when the lieutenant pushes the switch that would reveal a picture of Yuri in the original timeline...

  • @TheSenator007 It was a zombie alert :O! The dude died, he is officially a zombie

  • @leb001 if he time travelled from the past he isn't a zombie, a zombie is a reanimated corpse, if the general time travelled there was no corpse to be reanimated

  • I am Yuri,you will obey.

  • Guard: "Now you behave, or there will be no dessert tonight!"

    Yuri: "NOOO!!! I NEED MY PUDDING!!"

    Poor Yuri must have missed chowing down on his pudding before he got his ass handed to him. :P

  • wait the two timelines merged? what was the other timeline? The Soviet Campain ending?

  • @Hemzt34z

    the other timeline is the Allied side's ending of Red Alert 2. In that timeline Carville is dead and only Tanya shows up in the last scene. Yuri's Revenge takes place after Red Alert 2 so this is the "final" Allied ending for Red Alert 2.

  • In real life the actor of Yuri is gay, his name is Udo Kier^^

  • Where did they putted uri?

  • @FilikB in a psycic isolation chamber where yuri will be held untill he dies (probably in some type of special prison)

  • @FilikB in a psychic isolation chamber so that he cant mind control anymore

  • did he go back on time

  • thats soviet ending

  • I love the end of the video!

  • These old FMV sequences are just so cheesy but in a way they are loveable. Command and Conquer never really took itself seriously.

  • Hahaha! "Timelines merging in 3, 2, 1..."

    Man, I wish I had Eva's "Explain and put an accurate time frame on Whatever The Heck Is Happening" device.

  • Both Eva and Tanya look so beautiful at the end

  • lol after playing through the game Eva feels kinkier somehow xD who would you have taken??

  • oh god!

    idk!

  • both..... at once :)

  • Tanya just got one-upped. In more ways than one.

  • u know the woman that plays eva used to do soft porn

  • really?

  • yea type in her name in google Athena Massey

  • and the woman who played Lieutenant Zofia (Aleksandra Kaniak) has done porn as well lol

  • lol any link ? :D

  • really ? link :D ?

  • He is right! both Anthena Massey and Aleksandra Kaniak made porn movies

    Just google their names

  • @JGD714 damm so red alert 2 also have porn stars too no wonder ppl like red alert 2 so much becoz of these actresses have play sex scenes in movies b4 but then the most hottest bitch is kari whurer

  • @JGD714 so red alert 2 also have porn stars too no wonder ppl like red alert 2 so much becoz of these actresses have play sex scenes in movies b4 but then the most hottest bitch is kari whurer

  • @JGD714 so red alert 2 also have porn stars too

  • @JGD714 wow so many ppl like to play red alert 2 is bocz these actress are so called part time porn stars and have sex scenes in movies no wonder yet kari is the hottest bitch of all

  • NOOO i liked wall street closing down forever better

  • ya he was in the move "infestation"

  • 01:24 that guys is the devil king from "reaper"

    hahaha

  • yuri got no ice crem :D

  • tanya was soooo hot

  • i haven't finished ra2 Yuri's revenge but i guess I'm gonna see this soon LOL :3 Tanya is HOT

  • its Crazy Ivan that blew him up

  • Actually, Cuban terrorist. Crazy Ivan was not suicidal.

  • Tanya just got her ass handed to her.

    Cheers;

    Nick

  • LOl what the devil is going on? thts funny

  • Doesn't the guy who play Carville also play the role of the General from WarGames?

  • Yes.

  • He even repeats some of the same lines from WarGames, including, "I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do anything" loll

  • uh oh yuri cant go a night without dessart!

  • did'nt carvill die,when the sucide bomber blew him up?

  • Yes, but at the beginning of Yuri's Revenge, Allies has gone back in time to the past when he was still living.

  • Watch the earlier briefings, it'll explain more.

  • You behave! or there wont be dessert tonight!

  • that female lieutenant is hot.

    do you think he got his dessert?

  • Jeez... I love this cutscene! The beginning is just perfect! You almost have to feel sorry for Yuri... Turned into a laughing stock in either ending!

    Guard: You'll behave! Or there'll be no dessert tonight!

  • "What's going on?" - Carville -.

    "It is the two timelines! Zey are melting!". - Einstine-.

    Then i would be like , put the timelines in the damn freezer fool. Hurry before we all become pudding!

  • the time line are merging, not melting

  • Merging, not melting.

  • -_- You replied to a THREE month old comment?

    I made that comment because of the way Einstine pronounced 'Merging'.

  • I'm conflicted. I can't decide.

  • Tanya is still hotter and how the fuck does other chick know exactly when the timelines are gonna merge and counts them down lmfao?

  • Wow Iva's dress is so beautiful than Tanya's!!! XD

  • Just beat the Game Again right now, lol

    ! :D

    These Red-Alert 2 (Yuri's Revenge) Games Just never get Old!! XD They're just Awesome!!!

  • what happend to yuri?

  • 1:40 holy sh*t...never expected the chick that would explain my missions to be that...

    woo!

  • she's done softcore porn before. She really is that hot.

  • Who are the girls in the last part?

  • Kari Wuhrer and Athena Massey

  • I think Yuri didn't die, because in RA3 the playable Yuriko is like Yuri, could have Yuri had a child with some Japanese woman? Or even if Yuri did die he has Yuriko. (His daughter possibly?)

  • lol .... then who is the mother of yuriko??? is it Tanya hahaha!!!!

  • The only resemblance lies perhaps in the name. Yuri never comes into play, because the Soviets hired him to try and defeat the Allies in RA2. But in RA3, they managed to beat the Allies because Einstein never existed. Hence they didn't need Yuri. Also, notable is that Yuri controls minds, where as Yuriko uses psychic telekinetic powers. Just for information, in Japanese, the name 'Yuriko' translates to 'lily child'.

  • tanya is hot!!!

  • You got that right :P....not the new one though, she's too slutty jeez.

  • Is someone jealeus, Tanya? ;-)

  • Lieutenant's hot!

  • YURI IN RA3, Post 2/2

    Besides, their powers are similar, especially Yuriko's Psychokinetic burst (special ability), although when Yuri uses it, the affected infantry just... blows up on the spot while Yuriko's blasts them away.

    Another thing they have in common is that they both levitate in some way. Yuri has that weird platform-thingy in C&C RA2: Yuri's Revenge, while Yuriko uses her powers to levitate.

  • YURI IN RA3, Post 1/2

    Since you've started the "What happened to Yuri in RA3?" discussion, I'd just like to add that Yuriko (the Empire's special unit in RA3) could be interpreted as "daughter of Yuri".

    Those who know a little Japanese probably know why, for those who don't:

    Most female Japanese names end in -ko, which is written using the kanji for child (子). Hence, Yuri-ko --> daughter of Yuri/Yuri's daughter.

  • why? Soviet change time line yuri can be in RA3 it's CAN'T be in RA 3 but yuri-ko de producers use yuri name :P yuriko :D

  • Yuri was destroyed in RA2, the timelines changed and he never existed!

  • kingofnukemissilio & morgan5154:

    Yes, I know Yuri hasn't been mentioned in RA3 but we still have no proof that he didn't exist.

    Think about it this way: Why does Dasha remember Cherdenko, Krukov and Zelinsky? Obviously, because *they* exist, even though they altered the past before they were born. Altering the past doesn't guarantee that they, or Yuri, won't exist. Therefore, Yuri most likely exists/ed in RA3, he only wasn't mentioned.

  • Ok That Is HUGE! lol xD!!!!!

  • ive just imagined threesome with LT. and Tanya O.o hoooly shit :]

  • from 1:46 tanya stares jealously at the leutenants boobs and body, she's shocked how huge boobs she has, it's so fuckn sexy lol.. you can even have a hard on if watching it again and again lol

  • You're weird enough to be a sexual offender.

  • and you are a boring billet i suppose.. :)

  • Huh? It's just that your comment was WAY too detailed, and apparently I'm not the only one who thinks so.

  • do i care what u think? no. just ignore my writing if u dont like it.. and dont read it. and cool it down bro, its not so serious

  • That wasn't the first time you said that tho...About 11 months ago you said somethn almost exactly like "tanya stares jealously at the leutenants boobs and body, she's shocked how huge boobs she has, it's so fuckn sexy"...It's just strange why you'd repeat something obscene such as this.

  • So, if Einstien gets killed in Red Alert 3, and none of this happened at all, whats happened 2 Yuri?

  • Good question.

  • I guess that, because in ra3 Cherdenko becomes premier, Yuri never joined the soviet army.

  • maybe yuri migrated to Japan(Empire of rising sun)... Or not...(-.-)

  • Would explain the Empire's Psyionic Decimatier but no mind control,...

  • um no, psychoc and psyonic is 2 diff things. and if think that the decimator has anything to do with yuri then you should really buy uprising and pay more attention to the game

  • Yea, I have uprising, I just messed up! But,... I didn't find any explanation for the psyonic decimator,... was it in the Yuriko Campaign?