Mass Effect 2: Shepard is a badass

[unholydude101]

how do u make him look like that all my dudes look messed up

[FlintSparkedStudios]

I used to make jokes about calibrations like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[XxReaperZeroxX]

lol Commander McClane?

Turian: "Human thinks he's a tough guy"

McClane: "Yipee-ki-yay motherfucker!"

[SINBADASS1147]

This is what happens when you don't let Garrus do his calibrations...

[20dodge83ma]

do you have to import your profile from part 1 for this to happen because i never seen this in the ps3 version

[johnnycajxrt]

@20dodge83ma no, it's during Samara's loyalty mission when you go to the VIP section of Afterlife. If you have a high enough renegade score, you can get this scene. Hope this helps

[Vittor066]

spacebar fight !!!

[pestcontrolking454]

owned!



[MissPumpkinJuice]

*Shepard without any reason kicks Turianse's asses and goes away*

Turian 1: Remember. If somebody ask it was 5 Krogans with heavy shotguns. Got it?

Turian 2 : Oh, shut up... These humans are all racist...

[possibiladoom]

i think its funnier when sheps on the dance floor and kicks that other turians ass cuz all you hear is punches landing off screen and then you see a turian fly

[PrivateeRyann]

Bad ass old Shepard, love when he goes rage in conversations XD

[Graguk]

Those upgrades of Cerberus are really nice ... fighting a krogan in melee is fun :-D

Did you notice how Shepard lifts a huge container off Zaeed in his loyalty-mission?

[IncredibleFulk1]

You can fight like a Krogan. You can run like a leopard.

But you're never gonna be better than Commander Shepard!

[meteosoal]

what haappens if you have same paragon points and renegade points???

[xxDoesitmatterxx]

Anyone notice they were wearing body armor?

He knocked them out, THROUGH BODY ARMOR.

[Drez26]

I'm Commander Shepard and I'm the most badass man on the citadel!

[mrhydralisk]

Instagib punch much?.. just a punch in the gut and ur pretty much a fucking dead :D

[TemariGuy579]

u ruined all badassness with your custom shepard.

[oldirrtydoogz]

bad ass mudda

[shellythenerd]

This scene is so much more badass with a female Shepard.

[demonhoopa]

@shellythenerd Yeah it's pretty funny watching a little Femshep drop two Turians. They should have changed it to a kick in the nuts for her though. Would have been epic.

[nawoalanor]

@demonhoopa Do turians have nuts?

[demonhoopa]

@nawoalanor Good question. I know Krogans do because the selling of Krogan testicles is mentioned (I believe they are said to have four?). Nothing said about Turians though. Ha ha.

[ShadesBl]

Nogin Punch!

[andrewarismunandar]

lol the bodies are gone

[Bangcat]

@andrewarismunandar he just hit em that hard.

[wormywils]

He used 17% Falcon Punch and almost killed the dude. He went 100% once and ended up killing the protheans. They blamed it on the reapers and dismed that claim to make Shepard more of a hero.

[Ordreon]

pwned

[NayDeevo31]

Darthwobbey. First contact war. We just got up off our planet and these big bad turians basically had a fight with the little new kid.

[RPusdoNUTZLOLZ9]

Ouch. Those ball-taps must really hurt for them.

[samuraichikx]

I wholeheartedly agree with this video title

[Harbinger216]

Why shep aims for low blows - no idea

[XoulsRainez]

First strike: Kicks the jewels.

Second strike: Pwanches the jewels.

He's Commander Shepard, and that's his evil martial art skills.

[DarthWobbey]

DAMN.  He owned those turians. How did humanity lose a war to them, exactly?

[wolfking218]

@DarthWobbey we didnt. they wiped out a survery fleet, then sicced the 4th arcturus fleet on their asses.

[DarthWobbey]

@wolfking218 Right. I was uninformed about the First Contact War when I wrote that, sorry. I did a little research on it since then, though.

[ColonelVogel95]

@DarthWobbey Shepard wasn't there.

[DarthWobbey]

@ColonelVogel95 Wasn't where? If you mean the First Contact War, I know that.

[EmoNekoChan]

M-Shep fails at being a badass. -.-

[satanist666]

@EmoNekoChan paragon bitch!, jk i actually have a weak spot for video games with morality choices and always end up doing the right thing =(

[EmoNekoChan]

@satanist666 Haha, same here xD

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

I WISH I WERE A RENEGADE BUT IM A COMPLETE BITCH

[M3RUL3Z]

chuck norris: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL\

shepard:AHHHHHHHHHH

chuck norris in shepard:  hmm... i tickled them and they got knocked out... turian pussies XD

[Puffin10101]

I have an uncontrollable laughter

[EdikShepherd]

Shepard was trying to cuddle with them... aww how cute

[Italianchef26]

Chuck Norris took direct control of Shepard

[Catman2030]

0:43 just a question, do turians even have balls?

[Italianchef26]

@Catman2030 after that?? not anymore...

[georock123]

@Catman2030

Apparently so.

[spo666tty]

Turian "Human thinks he's a tough guy.". Shepard "I know I'm tough, I got through watching pain olypics and came through it with a boner and a smile."

[zBlacksad]

Morinth approves

[ezioauditore12]

Chuck norris gets everywhere!

[TEMO006]

Bad Boy for Life...... BIG G MR. Shapard From west planet......

[Vicc125]

Shepard: Your lucky you don"t serve on my ship, i have a Turian who's face is disfigured

[Rocketai]

You guys dont get it, right? Shepard is reborn of Chuck Norris, Sub Zero, Lara Croft, Alucard, CJ (GTA).

He is not badass... He is THE Badass!

[freddy092934]

shepard is so badass even hes bad dance move are badass

[Rocketai]

I 100% agree, buddy.

His bad dance is badass.

[ValtteriVayrynen]

Amen! xD

[DrKamina]

Shepard is so badass, if shepard had a clone ripped from him self, both their badasses would cause a time-space rip and destroy everything in an awesome badassery explosion of badassness. Only he would survive.

[Rocketai]

Shit, let's hope that in ME3 he doesn't get a clone and the players and viewers will die of awesomeness and badassness.

Even in real life we will die of badassness.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

[DrKamina]

LEast it would be one awesome badass

death.

[TheJuggernoob]

when shepard was broght back he was cloned from chuck norris

[Rave7557]

Shepard: HADUKIN!!!!

[Quarezz]

wtf i don't think he's so strong to punch through that armor

[Deadman6]

He learned from Chuck Norris :)

[Pikachu790]

@Quarezz

He's got cybernetic implants that make him stronger. After all, he died and they brought him back to life using lots of cybernetic implants.

[thatfallout3guy]

@Pikachu790 Plus he was already strong to begin with.

[MalcolmJ15]

yeah bitch! that's how we get down on 315 Alliance Street!

[sirAthrus]

FLAWLESS VCTORY!!

[bthang1]

shapherd thats my dawg kicking but and taking names

[Wikkiter]

Sooo...... Turians look pretty painful to punch in the face.... stomach's a soft spot?

[variag62]

Old Man Shepard shows you how to clean house.

[alhagaghad]

@variag62-----wow gotta love the power of suggestion. i watched the vid, basked in the awesomeness of punching aliens, read your comment, then rewatched the video. and he looked...SO OLD...and then...his punches looked slow! Damn you! DAMN YOU!

[Csp499]

Shepard punch- apply directly to face.

[soulslasherx]

Yeah, right in the quad!

[roy1345]

How are you able to use casual armor there..?

[tf2pl]

@roy1345 play the game

[callofdutyplayer4]

lol at second turians FAIL attempt to punch shepard.

[RayS696]

CRITICAL HIT KO!

[bloodtrailkiller]

o.e

I kinda lol'd,ur suit seems more suited to aaaa,ya know,scientificy? <.< wtf? did I just make a werd!?

[tanleot]

he kneed the first turian right in his turo-nads

[JuliusRage]

Shepard.

This should be a comercial.

[Agent47Hit]

fatality!

[dmc9112]

outstanding!

[PlaguedMan]

Holy shit, your Shepard looks like Indrick Boreale from Warhammer: Soulstorm.

[PlaguedMan]

Your comment is not even a sentence. And how am I a nerd?

[sarahsman127]

lol @ you

[Gamerpro333]

LOL he went Chuck Norris on those dudes!

[thechaosofpeace]

wrong, he held back a lot.

if he went chuck norris, half of omega would have been gone.

[metalfang]

@thechaosofpeace

54 idiots still think chuck norris joke is funny.

[thechaosofpeace]

@metalfang 55. i think it's funny too

[Bangcat]

@metalfang 54 idiots still think Chuck jokes are funny, eh? Guess you were the next one up to making a bad call on what to dismiss. When you're as bad ass as Chuck Norris and litteraly type 'Find Chuck Norris' into google and hit the 'I'm feeling lucky' button, and google answers 'you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you, yes, they're still damn funny.

Get back in the kitchen!

[00anvil11md]

@thechaosofpeace If he went Chuck Norris, ALL of Omega would have been gone

[Zephymos]

That was awesome.

[JujitsuDon]

"I'm tuffer than you." *Smack - Pow* Great scene! Sheppard kicks the losers asses. :D

[DarkSpartan92]

Title... Nuff Said

[Denmon0728]

Aaaawesome!

[SupportShotgun]

KO!

[iamwarlord]

pwnd

[bbsloveme]

did he just slap the second guy in the belly and he was knocked out?

[MrCharlesBarkley]

@bbsloveme KIdney shot, its a 1 hit KO

[daevildude45]

did he... hit both there nuts??

[Thtyler]

Oh snap epic pwnage !

[2muchwatching]

the new "chuck norris" of games?