Craig Ferguson Dreams of Orlando Bloom

[blizzaga11]

Hmm. I'm watching this on tuesday, and I was born ona tuesday. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[LisaSimpsonLover]

I was born on a Thursday as well.

[juanmora19910209]

Dear Mr. Ferguson, you're a dilf. 

[wilky1189]

this is the one hundredth comment.

[90sShowsRbetter1379]

ha, i was born on a thursday, too... you guys probably don't know how awesome i find that.

[wuscli]

Is he actually gay? My gaydar goin off. Or is it just an act said he was married twice on some other segments.

[andrea9013a]

@wuscli Hes Europian

[GodofPainBelial]

"A guy can dream," that's hot.^_^

[jeffreyjward]

Why are the highest rated comments just repetitions of the monologue with a comment like LMAO? How boring.

[TheTeenSleuth]

I love Orlando Bloom! Congrats to him on his marriage and congrats on being a father-to-be!

[maaneblomme]

@TheTeenSleuth Congrats to Orlando and Miranda! :D

[pirategirlfan301]

my cheeks are hurting from laughing!

[pirategirlfan301]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

[singingheart32]

lol!!! i love craig ferguson AND orlando bloom;]

[ElDesmadreGriego]

Funny laugh at +- 2:52...No wonder though this guy is fuckin awesome

[nalla66]

this was filmed on a monday. that explains the jokes in the beginning

[qlight]

Also appearing the guy who got up 4 in the morning and caught to 50 pound fisf, That is Hollywood!!!!!1!1!!!one!!!!!!!­!!eleven!!!!!!!

[xxxluarosaxxx]

I love Craig, man!!

"no I dont" lmao

[danschwa12]

To be that consistent and always funny with ever monologue he does is amazing

[andreafernandez]

best of the best , love him ! :)

[kaylashalaylaaaaa]

i love all his cute comedic smiles

[lovelydiva06]

orlando bloom, he's dreamy, he got into a minor car accident LA, he rear ended someone, wasn't me, but a guy can dream, lol, this guy is too funny

[vibez2me]

i love him, he's soooo funny

[reixlaslas24]

i love him and leno too.

[MiLESbrown24]

i used to like leno but he's getting abit past it...nobody laughs at his jokes anymore....craig ferguson and conan o'brien are the bessst!

[reixlaslas24]

yeah.. sometimes leno is a bit..  you know..

[lovelydiva06]

and letterman

[MiLESbrown24]

wat about that new conan bloke? jimmy fallon? ive never seen his show? is it any good? i expect being the new show he pulls in all the guests...?

[wickedglamour]

craig ferguson and conan o'brien are the shit!! i totally agree!! ^^

[bookishmuch]

Rush Limbaugh LOL

mmmm. mmm do I give a rat's ass NOOOO!!!!

[Chakoo32]

wtf

orlando bloom lawl

[aliabadihouman]

It was like the Golden Globes Awards....there goes mine!! lol

[spamthewow]

i dont like conan at all, craig is the best

[angusMCjamison]

ooodelooodelooodelooodeloodelo­oo!

[tarobabi]

omg i'm dying at that XD

[sailboat911]

omg! craig is soooo raw =D

[HardRockBassist]

craig is awesome...other late night talk show hosts should take notes and watch him...and learn something COUGH COUGH LENO COUCH COUCGH!...LENO SUCKS

[michelleyuen]

KIMMEL SUCKS, THEY ALL SUCK

although obriens good

[some1tookmynick]

Heyyy, Leno doesn't suck, Kimmel does! And Letterman most of all!

[gabe228]

true

[JesusFreakDirector]

He did a show at my brother's college, and my brother DIDN'T GO! I was mad lol.

[mrmalade]

when he says about his tie and it's been a long week, why are the audience laughing? Is it an in-joke? (i've never seen his show)

[mixitup047]

he records his thursday and friday shows on the same day so he can do standup on the weekends

[angusMCjamison]

they shoot the week's shows all in one day, and to signify the change of day, he changes his tie. sometimes the suit too. but i guess by now you've figured it out :)

[mistymorning195]

I don't think it's ALL in one day, that would become too obvious when he makes references to news and stuff. I think, as someone commented earlier, that he does the thurs & fri shows on one day so he has fridays "off".

[macalona]

Ive been to 1 taping. Right after that one there was another, but never more than 2 per day.

[izy56]

Hmm hmm do I give a rats ass?....Noooo ahh

haha *BRILLIANT*

[darksnow07]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

"Book early to avoid disappointment."

I cracked up so hard on that line! XD

[codyandjohnnyluver]

hahaha just his face and the he said it made me smile

he's so cute=]

[shmanya]

hahaha i love craig.

[AnaraneSeragone]

We LOVE our cheeky monkey!!!!!

[Mirime93]

Mmm...crash was Paparazzi chase...just ticks me off a tad...anyone else now an accident caused be a Paparazzi chase?

[dereksmum86]

Craig iz the funniest guy ever lol I like how he cracks even him self up,that iz what makes him funnier I think!

[missbean1997]

my first episoode i ever saw with craig now im hooked

[eltenor1]

ferguson for president

[wedgeskywalker]

watch the California elections. the terminater, VS the furgerburger!

[LaraCroftsFan]

I concur!

[zaitesushion]

Who, Craig? Orlando? Or both? :D

[aliasoda]

CRAIG <333333333

[zaitesushion]

Then get in line! XD

[orangeymi]

ain't that the truth! he's just funny, which is really good for a guy. I hate when people say they would have sex with them.

[dramthevirgin2]

I second those sweaty, repetitive motions

[cemilgokten]

lol what a provocative nick u got there hun..

[amwade901]

Craig Ferguson is funny!=D

Watch JK Rowling is the new Oprah!

once you've seen this don't think I'm against Harry Potter. I actually LOVE Harry Potter! Especially books 6 & 7. Anyway ,it's just funny!

[pikeypoke]

golden globes and blue man group comments ...hahhaahaaha

[punkmetalpimp677]

The Blue Man Group part at the end is so true...one of Craig's funniest bits, I'd have to say...

[QuoGirl]

"He's dreamy" "There goes mine." "Do I give a rat's ass?" NO!" omg I love that! hahaha

[rainbowjermey]

REMEMBER!

[Vegigirl1]

I love Orlando and I love Craig!

[spaceyrella]

it wasn't me but a guy can dream!

hehehe :D

I love this man! ooooh, it's the 15th time i said that in the past hour!

[lovelydiva06]

looool! this guy is funny, i always crack up everytime he says that orlando bloom bit

[juggz79]

this guy's great i only discovered him latley,cos i dont have cbs .he's cool :)

[grouchomi]

Craig rules all! No other late night host comes even close to his awesomeness!!

LONG LIVE CRAIG FERGUSON!!!

[craigfergusongirl]

come on CBS lets have a new tie lol

craig is so sexy when he smiles

sexy all the time and funny!!

[SocietysNitemare]

book early 2 avoid disappointment

[humancow2392]

i love hearing him say "bastards". his accent is so awesome

[vanmac456]

for your information yotaxi, craigs not gay, he'd really be called a fucking good comedian!

[yotaxi]

Sheesh! I just asked a simple question. I didn't mean to offend anyone. I was just wondering if he was joking/for real.

[AqilTariq]

hahahaa.. you can't imitate this guy.

[craigfergusongirl]

my god if you dont like craig why do you watch his clips

i watch his clips because i am a huge fan

[totalQTpie23]

LMAO i LOVE it when he goes "do I give a rat's ass? NO! HA!"

[nigger1994]

I love this show so much..I wish u could broadcast it in germany on mtv or something :(

[peda81]

so right!

[f30000000000000]

me too!!

[0Ralitor0]

Oh my god Craig Ferguson is sooo Great!

[yotaxi]

is he gay? cuz he sez stuff like this all the time

[KJGould]

Yes, and he's coming to take your anal virginity. Sleep tight.

[LovelyYTRocks]

Lmao!

I wish Orlando will "rear end" me too, :)

[zonkov88]

LOL

gotta love craig

[JarHate]

for the last time loser go get a life. and go play with your imaginary friends

[JarHate]

wow how classy can you get. loser

[JarHate]

dont wry guys 792743 is loser spammer. he spams everything hoping for someone to fuck him up. guess he doesnt have cash for prostitutes. see his

[Limecapp]

lol i agree with you  792743 is (to quote craigs book) TTC and will never be "happy" lol

[sillymom]

Sometimes Craig's audience laughs for no reason, it's strange. I like him but not EVERYTHING he says is funny, jeez!

[612mike612]

Amen on the Blue-man group comment

[pisces516973]

Yeah, they're tired--but Mr. Ferguson's not!

[mrtvman]

cool