A Pocket Dial Christmas Wish

[shyone4444]

Oh..... I so have the same road rage.... I tend to use your word "F*cktard" on the regular. I don't even know why I get so frustrated when I drive. Well maybe it's all the idiots around me that don't know how to drive.... I say you need to make a video of you driving.... I would love to see the road rage with an english accent... :)

[2redheads]

"English Accent," Ok Britney Spears...

[timido66]

Does Britney do that? Oh dear.

[kellyg5]

aaahhahahahaha I LOVE it!

Ok well now I'm gonna have to give you my # in hopes your arse will find it in it's heart to dial me!!!

LOVE it!!!

:)

Kelly G!

[MsOpheliaPayne2]

Hey gurl I really enjoyed dis here fire side chat with a fellow road rager

[DebUSA]

I feel your pain. It's like if you're playing with your nose, you don't want anyone to catch you doing it ;-)

My son's friend pocket dialed our house one night when my son wasn't home. At first I kept saying hello, hello, hello until I figured out it wasn't an intentional call. I will confess to listening, hoping to hear something I shouldn't have heard. Then without hanging up, I placed the receiver on my desk for quite a while until I got tired of the game.

You look very nice in that color!

[daligoddess2006]

We have named accidents like that, "Butt Calls". I have road rage too. Not so bad now that I'm back in the city, but I was a monster on the road in Florida with all those Snow Birds from the north. Hahahaha. I'd love to get a butt call from you during your road rage, I think it'd be funny as hell. Do you curse in the different accents too? lol

[vjm1234]

hahaahha! Michael got butt dialed! I'd love .. oh I'd love.. to hear that on my phone ... buwhaahahahah.. SmileyD

[javgirl]

when i told the doctor i talked to myself in accented voices, aloud, i got put on medication. C= i'm glad this showed up in my play list again

i don't feel so alone

[DebUSA]

I spend a lot of time alone, and I frequently talk out loud to myself--but not in foreign accents. Although I might try it sometime =)

I know all the swear words in the book, and sometime I spew as many at one time as I possibly can.

[DebUSA]

It ticks me off when the smiley icon appears on a line all by itself.  It's like "what's the point?"

[LisaAsterisk]

Oh how I want to be pocket dialed by you!

[OhCurt]

Road Rage is just evidence that we have a brain and a pulse. The nonsensical string of F-bomb festivity is evidence that we're nuts.

It's all good.

8-)

[dl737]

Sounds like Michael got the ultimate gift. Totally from the heart and soul that is Van. :)

[Pippilly]

I'd be so embarrassed lol but you sure do look cute crazy!

[TamHickey67]

To really confuse Michael, you should try the Scottish accent!

As for your road rage, deep breaths, deep breaths!

[thizizliz]

Ya know, you have the makings of a California driver there! I'm sorry to have missed it. On the other hand, Michael was quite entertaining telling about it with only half a face...... Yes, I'm watching videos going backwards in time, ya wanna effin make something of it? Snow in Dallas - no kidding! Awesome. I hope it was a terrific holiday for you!

[fehquig]

I don't get road rage much anymore... I think I'm mellowing with age. I never heard of pocket dial, whatever it is :)

[SimplyMelissa101]

LMAO I really wish I could see that side of you.. too funny

[point5past]

whew! i'm glad i'm not alone with the talking to myself, random accents and questionable singing. i have a feeling we all have a little gift of crazy to give when it comes to driving-alone-time.

[IreneK43]

That's funny ;o)

Merry Christmas Van!

[RobNorthampton]

I talk gibberish all the time for my own amusement.

But then I put it on YouTube....:-/

[cooksterz]

Wow, im sure i would sound mental, if i accidentally pocket dialed too! A fireplace! Thats whats been missing for many Christmas's for me! Merry Christmas and run those bastar5ds over!!! hahah

[1DRock37167]

I too suffer from a serious case of road rage, it happens. Better I should drop a few hundred Fbombs than run people off the road and beat the snot out of them:-)

Merry Chirstmas Van!

[MGABBYB]

Merry Christmas, Van. Hope you have a great day...

[hj351]

I love talking in accents too. English my favorite. I love amusing myself. I have serious road rage and LOOOOOOOOOL!!!! I soo get road rage. oh dear. its not funny..but...LOOOL!!! posting a vid response.

[kismet0717]

Lol..We all gotta let our crazy out! *singing* "Granny got ran over by Vanilicious" HAHAHA

Merry Christmas sweetness!

[GeorgiaBoy77]

Merry Christmas Van

[Jordmate]

I reckon you have a beaut Aussie accent Van! But curtail that road rage sweetie!

[ItalianStallionette]

You're pretty.....

[ItalianStallionette]

ops flow...

[ItalianStallionette]

'I just let the crazy flo in the car'

Golly I love you!

[BaileyAndBryansZoo]

still waters run deep.lol a roofy well at least you werent gasey Merry Christmas Van

[LeSaMilano]

haha I'm glad I have a flip phone! LOL

Merry Christmas Van - can't wait for you to give me a pocket jingle xx

[silverscreamgrl]

LOL @ pocket dialing!!! I always try to lock my phone because ... it would NOT be pleasant for anyone to experience the real Beth and her road rage.

The Gift of Crazy is a gift that keeps on giving. I saw Michael's video in my cue, but it is about three videos away, however, I think I should watch it now :)

[sunsetlover]

I would love to hear someone other than me do the pocket or butt dialing... my road rage is not so bad... umm yea it is. but you would mostly hear me sing

[NoToyRap]

merry x-mas from switzerland!

we have the same weather -.-

[spydog97]

Heh...at least it wasn't on his voice mail...THEN, he'd have it all recorded, to share with us ALL!

Merry Christmas!

[mysteryglo]

Wow, you are getting a white Christmas!!  I wish we were.. just lots of wind and cold here! I hope Michael enjoyed listening to you in the car, singing and raging! LOL

Merry Christmas to you, Van!!

[RiddleSpider]

Holy cow, I just watched Michael's video, just hysterical! At times this felt like a politcal admission vid.

btw you look fabulous! :)

Merry Christmas Babe

[timido66]

I guess it does sound like that. LOL

Merry Christmas! Muah!

[RiddleSpider]

My name is Timido 66 and I approve this message.

[burtoncharlessmith]

Oh I've got to go see his video now!

[Dlorezzz]

So when you said you were going to call me today was that what you had in mind ??? I would love to hear that conversation you had with yourself.. Merry Christmas dear friend..

[IAGuy06]

Admit it... it was one of the Bush's wasn't it?

Merry Christmas Van. I think it was the perfect person you could have dialed. :)

[WackaDoodleFreeZone]

Apple :-)

Merry Christmas Van!

As always HUGS and loved this video!

[dafttool]

I think you should've blamed Penny for drunk calling Micheal.

How dare those old time pedestrians think they have the right of way.

[javgirl]

joy to the world the lord has come let earth receive.. what the fucking get the fuck out of the fucking way fuck face before i roll the fuck over you..and heaven and nature sing and heaven and nature.. fucking MOVE.. aye mate, would you fancy a spot of tea? silent night, holy night, all is calm. FUCK

[timido66]

Did I call you too? That sounds like the call. LOL

[Ranblv]

I am the same way, in almost all aspects of our lives we chose the people we interact with. in the road we have to interact with everyone and there some nuts out there, its hard not to get angry at all the inconsiderate agotistical behavior some people show on the road.

[mickmusing]

You beat me to the punch Nice preemptive strike. My video is up- posted it as response.

Thank you for the crazy.

[RoyalHairdresser]

I pocket dialed my job once while in a heated argument with my husband. Not pretty at all. The salon proceeded to pass the phone around while we argued. Nice huh!

But seriously people pocket dial me all the time cause I'm at the top of their contact list. I'll be waiting on my turn next! lol

[Bikermom69]

Banana!

[robertpina99]

About the accent thing. I have a couple of friends

that I call the helium crowd. Sometimes for hours

we'll talk in a high pitched voice for no particular

reason. And who needs a reason? That's why it's

called crazy. Merry Christmas.

[timido66]

See you get it! I knew I liked you for a reason.

[jabbabird]

I wish my crazy was entertaining!!

BTW...I am a huge fucking fan of the fuck word. I also enjoy making up new uses for the fucking thing. My current fave is fucking fuck, as in....Why the fuck did I marry that dumb fucking fuck in the first fucking place??

Have a Merry Christmas fucka!!! I really do love you!

[nancyleeould]

Heehee...I would love to hear you let loose!!

Love you gal.

Merry Christmas~Nancy

[sandy6073]

you live in dallas, i understand COMPLETELY how you feel! I'd rather take a beating as to drive in dallas! I drive a truck and sometimes HAVE to go to or through dallas, i swear quite often!!

[dangoat2009]

Self-entertainment is one of natures glories! We should form a society around it! I do the accent thing too! I don't drive so I can't do road rage but I do pedestrian rage...which to the unobservant looks like craziness. Merry Crazy Van!

[PrincessDiana161]

you call it pocket dial I call it ass dialing :)

I'm pretty bad with the road rage too... i'm sure that shocks you LOL

I never sing, unless in the shower or car. I love humanity too much to make them endure the sound of my singing

Happy Holidays sweetie :)

[binsk]

Wait! Don't you live in Texas? It snows in TEXAS? I need to learn more apparently.

[n8tn808]

rainy snow ohhh

looks nice ooooohhhhhhhh so nice.

Love the story story van. :)

[binsk]

I let the crazy flow in the car too, and it spills out of the car in to the world.

Merry Christmas honey pie.

Road rage is the sign of a sane person if you ask me. :)

[javgirl]

fuckingfuckfacefuckedpieceoffu­ck

reenactment

[javgirl]

it's just a little bit crazy

[timido66]

Just a little.

[dizzylizzybeth]

This video cracks my ass up!!! Love you and Merry Christmas!!! Pocket dial me too!! LOL

[timido66]

Be careful I just might pocket dial. I hope that I will be having a mild rage day. It can get so very bad. I scare myself.

[bugsinrug]

bwhahahaaa! Oh Van! I wish you had my number! I would love to have heard you sing and swear...lol. Merry Christmas crazy lady. luv you, Chris

[timido66]

I don't think you would like to hear my swearing. It's pretty bad. Merry Christmas Chris! Hugs.