You're entering the home of a sketchy, purple, fanged man who gently strokes your cheek whilst saying, "Do you know why they call me 'The Count?' Because I LOVE to **** things!"
You're entering the home of a sketchy, purple, fanged man who gently strokes your cheek whilst saying, "Do you know why they call me 'The Count?' Because I LOVE to **** things!"
MLI-FREAKING-A !! HELLO FELLOW MLIA FOLLOWERS !! I WISH I COULD *BLEEP* ALL YA'LL, BUT DIDNT REALIZED THERE WERE SO MANY OF YOU .. teehee ^.^ just a lottle bored
I love how it actually sounds like he is trying to have intercourse ever time he says count. The word fits in really well.
Darty105 4 days ago
"Do you know why they call me the mailman? Because I have your mail here."
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LikeLegitness 2 weeks ago
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LikeLegitness 2 weeks ago
Not now children, we're going to F*** later :D
cerneoko 1 month ago 3
i see 5 people don't Fuck their letters
DCakaElfboy 3 months ago
Not now children we will BEEP later
Magglerf 4 months ago
sending letters to himself? thats sad.....and a waste of paper =S
CONKER17 8 months ago
what are u bird f****er or somethin?
Yees of course
LOL
TheChealseaFC 10 months ago 6
Ah the count, he must be the only Vampire I don't want Sarah Michelle Gellar to kill in cold blood. Hail the count!
PuppetMask 11 months ago 2
Interesting how a few beeped out words can make an innocent show appear to be really rude!
Paulywallyify 11 months ago 2
Countophile!
DahakTzimisce 1 year ago
"No, children, not now. Later!" x)
Lrozzie 1 year ago
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You're entering the home of a sketchy, purple, fanged man who gently strokes your cheek whilst saying, "Do you know why they call me 'The Count?' Because I LOVE to **** things!"
What makes you feel that this is safe?!
LOL, good point!
wileyplusa 1 year ago
lolololololololoololoolololololololllllllllloooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! not.........
wileyplusa 1 year ago
He must have a counting fetish...
munchluxe63 1 year ago
since when did the count grow a beard?
lilly170999 1 year ago
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You're entering the home of a sketchy, purple, fanged man who gently strokes your cheek whilst saying, "Do you know why they call me 'The Count?' Because I LOVE to **** things!"
What makes you feel that this is safe?!
trumpeterjen 1 year ago 13
hahahahahahahahaha too much!
NRLfanatic 1 year ago
love that lighting effect. brings back memories
gottoolswilltravel 1 year ago
Would of been better if it ended at 1:54
doctorseaweed 1 year ago
Its lots of vasiliene
TheBladerOverThere 1 year ago
"I don't have any friends... I'm going to fuck them."
jrockway 1 year ago 4
I am not going to read them im going to f*** them! priceless...
gryffonization 1 year ago 10
it really is a MLIA fest here. welcome other people with no social lives who sit and read funny stories.
ZachandDanPro 1 year ago
MLIA is the whole reason I am here. xDD
TairuChan 1 year ago 4
@TairuChan same
jpwns360 1 year ago
Wait, this is the video MLIA was talking about?? Omg, i was laughing my ass off the other censored song loool.
SadaXer 1 year ago
Lol we are all nerds from Mlia
MyChapters44 2 years ago 5
@MyChapters44 I know I am :D
Rank0r277 1 year ago
Oh wow. Gathering of the MLIA fans!
I WELCOME THEE! :DDD
KimaruUjihiro16 2 years ago 4
mlia.. :] <3
danibby14723 2 years ago 4
MLIA rulz haha :D
widemy 2 years ago 3
thats where i saw this too.
ZachandDanPro 2 years ago
ahahaha I thought I was going to be the only loser from MLIA to come check this out :D
IbanezGuitarist43 2 years ago 3
Added to my favorites . Thank you MLIA(:
xostayin5gold 2 years ago 3
MLIA FTW :D
strcts2 2 years ago
LOL, MLIA!
I was like "I have got to see this freaking video!"
EasyPeizy 2 years ago
wow MLIA is a good advertiser!! lol :D
blackcatt1331 2 years ago
I'm here from MLIA too xD
sucklava 2 years ago
omg me too XD it sounded funny :3 MLIA ftw XD
nenekaguya2 2 years ago
bahahahahaahah thank you MLIA.
toryyxbassoon 2 years ago
LOL. o_o I just had read MLIA aswell xD
RaverGrl4Life 2 years ago
I just read MLIA too!!! high five everyone
UltimateKirbyFan 2 years ago
MLIA FTW xD
LuvBunny126 2 years ago
Sponsored by MLIA xD
lilruggedboy 2 years ago
MLIA ;D
AppleIcedXTea 2 years ago
I just read it on MLIA!! Haha!
dramaqueen10114 2 years ago
MLIA xD
DAISYwasHERE 2 years ago
MLIA is the shizzz!!! Hilariouse!!
tman100 2 years ago
@tman100 Hilarious*
DAISYwasHERE 2 years ago
MLIA (I'm not the only one! haha)
MsAnnaKay 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA
oh MLIA.
youlookhottoday 2 years ago
lolololol, MLIA :)
imcappXD 2 years ago
MLIA ANYONE???? HAHA
sccrkiwi18 2 years ago
MLIA!!!!
coolblue985 2 years ago
MLIA. I'm not the only one yes!!!
RanDomeYellowSnow 2 years ago
MLIA is amazingg hahaaha
ragekeptin 2 years ago
MLIA
katecadillac1 2 years ago
i too saw this on MLIA and wanted to check it out for myself haha
steineke1214 2 years ago
MLIA FTW
SemiCharmedLife24 2 years ago
MLIAAA!!! hahahhah, im glad people reunite from reading the same thing at the same time :)
andreaa369 2 years ago
omfggggg mlis is the bestttttt
onlywhenitrains26 2 years ago
MLIA :P
muffinsaretheyum 2 years ago
MLI-FREAKING-A !! HELLO FELLOW MLIA FOLLOWERS !! I WISH I COULD *BLEEP* ALL YA'LL, BUT DIDNT REALIZED THERE WERE SO MANY OF YOU .. teehee ^.^ just a lottle bored
LankanPride13095 2 years ago
MLIA FTW!
iLiKeCHeCKeReDSHoeS 2 years ago
MLIA
eXplodingToes 2 years ago
MLIA! :D
DarkAppleFilms 2 years ago
haha saw this on MLIA
SupernaturalFansite 2 years ago
mlia!(:
jillkixwhatt47 2 years ago
pahahaa mlia all da wayy (;
xostayin5gold 2 years ago
MLIA :))
khatykat36 2 years ago
lol! MLIA just like everyone else! :)
OwsomePrson 2 years ago 2
SAMMMMME!
loverikawesome 2 years ago
MLIA FTW!
AZCAjeeper 2 years ago 3
Heard about this on MLIA! :P
goldengamer21 2 years ago 5
MLIA O=]
doglover160 2 years ago 4
LOL. I love the comment to his 'children' xDDD
gamergirl828 2 years ago
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paulstafford95 2 years ago
did he hav 2 ____ sheep to sleep that night?
thepersonguy01 2 years ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
@thepersonguy01,you just got that of MLIA didnt you.
paulstafford95 2 years ago
@thepersonguy01 MLIA?????
Xxpeace11xX 2 years ago 3
lol thats the reason I looked it up :P
futbolstud406 2 years ago
@Xxpeace11xX hahaha I think so!
AZCAjeeper 2 years ago
0:32 you know why they call me the count, cause i like the ______ things rofl.. almsot peed myself.. and the down here phrase didnt help it either
walshph33r 2 years ago
Lol..... Bats aren't birds!
NickNickNicki 2 years ago
at 0:50 the mailman appears to be humping the mail bag...
Excessum11 2 years ago
*LOL* Now now children.....beat it. *LOL*
PhenomTML 2 years ago
"IM NOT GOING TO READ THE LETTERS, IM GOING TO FUCK THEM ! "
EPIC x)
cbtlima 2 years ago
at 1:02 I laughed so hard I broke a rib.
"Not now children. We #(%&$ later."
xD
jonnavdpas 2 years ago 53
@jonnavdpas "Beat it!" You said you would, later.XDDDDDDDDD
SarItachi79 1 year ago
poor mailman ... he had to see all that.
azndragonofnorth 2 years ago 4
hahahahah!!!
i'm not going to read them, i'm going to BEEEEP them!!
okay have fun!
lmfaooooooo
lovevanlaur 2 years ago 32