Step 4: Bang your head against the wall because you suddenly remember that those contracts and legal documents require a non tampered prototype for you to get a hard-copy verified by the police or any other respective authority.
Thanks Howcast! This really helped. I was wondering if for your next video you could show us how to tell the difference between Shit and Shinola; I'm having a real problem with that ...
"one ton of paper produces 4 tonnes of co2". they also failed to mention that there are now more forests in north america than before the conquistadors, due to the paper industry constantly needing more trees, hence more are being planted.
no more paper usage = no more tree planting = less co2 absorbtion.
Nah, i'm going too far with this on a friggin office tips video :D
Those are NOT CD-ROMs! They are CD-Rs! ROM means Read Only Memory, R means Recordable. But I guess that with a computer that was discontinued 2 years before the publication of the video, they most likely doesn't know anything about new and eco-friendly technologies like cloud storage, smartphones, tablet computers and... emails?
@Rudy4President If you ask me (me as a computer scientist), I'd say: never EVER back up your important files online. This is the most insecure thing you could ever do. Just imagine, you absolutely have no idea about where your files are being stored. Who knows what they do with that storage?
@Makorus404 So 90's. Cloud backups are very popular nowadays, and very secure. It's not a matter of just emailing yourself important files for backup. It's a legitimate service. If you ask me (me as a computer scientist), I'd say: Welcome to 2011. This is the direction the world is going, Knowing a program language wouldn't change that, and a computer scientist wouldn't be the person I'd ask about backing up online.
And what exactly does knowing a programming language make your opinion more valid?
And as long as you choose a legitimate company, they know what they are doing. They encrypt your data and have security measures to prevent anything bad from happening to it.
Actually, I would prefer online backup, since it's universally available and you can pretty much be 100% secure that you will never lose that backup due to hardware failure.
What a lot of work - you could use a service like Delegation Magic - and they do everything for you for 15 cents a page including hand reading every page and managing the work flow in the back ground 24/7. Paper NEVER gets into our office or home - we even have the mail intercepted now by a service that scans it directly into our 'off site' service so we cut cost another 5 hours a week. Delegation Magic works for me
I work as a Paralegal Assistant for a law firm and I love the paperless office very much!!! Going paperless saves us at least $900,000 per year! What a difference a huge savings makes!!! For safety and security, I always backup all of the documents on a portable external hard drive (in the event that the documents stored online gets lost and if I'm unable to connect to the server). Rated 60 stars & highly favored :-)
what's so environmentally friendly about not having paper that has alredy been produced from cut trees? they're always going to be in stock. it's not like we're losing our forests, so who gives a shit.. fuck this video
1. Slow and time consuming. If you want something fast check out FreedomFiler.
2. Expensive
3. Not safe. For the same reason they tell you you should have multiple passwords. Why keep all your information in one location? Now not only are your files vulnerable to theft, fire, and flood. They will now be vulnerable to theft, fire, flood, viruses, computer hacks, online hacks, etc. And again your information will all be in one spot. I'll stick with the filing cabinet.
@webeducation if you place everything on a external hard drive, no hacker or online hacker will have access to it. (as the video suggests) Viruses will probably not effect it either unless one of your files are infected.
Combining great software and great service, AMI Paperless can help you complete your paperless office by offering complete scanning services to complement your paperless office.
i wish my office could be paperfree .... i thnk its quicker a lot of the time to be able to open a filing cabinet and pull out a hard copy of something than messing about trying to find it on you computer... :)
i love how that CD says "fax software" hand writen, looks like it's pirated lol and yes i know you can burn software to the disc from the download of MWS but 95% of them are just run programs so shush
Well, they already did surreptitious advertising for Apple and maybe the advertising contracts says, that they are not alloud to plug other companies in this video. So they had no other choice but to handwrite it?
it isnt exactly enviormentaly friendly sure it might save wasting paper but it does increese the use of electrisity which will still have an effect on the o-zone so yeah
FUCkk! YOU! U MOTHAFUKN PUSSY SUCKN BITCH!! FUK UR MOtHAZ DIK!!! FUK YOU!!!! ND UR FUKN HOWCAST COMPANY...haha i olways wantd to do dat..:P p.s i din mean ol dat..:P
Hard copies come in handy though... the government can attest to that.
katrin15 5 months ago
that looked legit "fax software"
IamCarter4life 5 months ago
Step 4: Bang your head against the wall because you suddenly remember that those contracts and legal documents require a non tampered prototype for you to get a hard-copy verified by the police or any other respective authority.
Nscizor 5 months ago
You failed at the step in which you got a Mac... sorry fail video....
lSeKToRl 5 months ago
Oh, really?
MyGoldenKisses 6 months ago
Step 7: Have your computer crash beyond repair
Step 8: Try to recover files from online backup, but realise you didn't write the encryption key on a piece of PAPER
Step 9: Scream at the helpdesk employee because you're a dipshit that's lost all his files forever
Besides how much CO2 do all those computers and servers vent being active 24/7?
Caesar0031 6 months ago 6
sounds like a lot of unneeded work
Ganon213 6 months ago
CD-roms, really now..... it's like saying oh use floppy disks to store your crap because this is the 90's :/
DoItWithADance 6 months ago
Wow, this is science
MANDELAZZA 6 months ago
power goes out, followed by your business soon after.
MrRunAwayFive 6 months ago 4
0.39 Why are you holding the paper on the scanner? Is it windy in your office?
XTRMSystems 6 months ago 6
Thanks Howcast! This really helped. I was wondering if for your next video you could show us how to tell the difference between Shit and Shinola; I'm having a real problem with that ...
alizarin89 6 months ago 3
@alizarin89 so you couldn't figure this out by yourself?
TheShootHappy 6 months ago
this is the dumbest video i've ever seen, these people need a fuckin life lol
cuntmonkey69 6 months ago 3
I lol'd at he putting the cd inside the monitor. Rofl at Apple.
getbakedtonight 6 months ago
@getbakedtonight It's an iMac. The "Monitor" is the computer...
lolidontneedyourape 6 months ago
@lolidontneedyourape thats dumb ass hell....oh my...this jobs guy is milking your asses :D
getbakedtonight 6 months ago
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FlamingoProduktion 6 months ago
step 7: get a life, nerd.
TMIGT 6 months ago
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watch?v=6rNe816TBY4
esttc 6 months ago
Thanks for stating the bleeding obvious.
Dillshellard 6 months ago
useless video
felmoe 6 months ago
"one ton of paper produces 4 tonnes of co2". they also failed to mention that there are now more forests in north america than before the conquistadors, due to the paper industry constantly needing more trees, hence more are being planted.
no more paper usage = no more tree planting = less co2 absorbtion.
Nah, i'm going too far with this on a friggin office tips video :D
Also, cd-roms! Lol!
Baleur 6 months ago 2
@Baleur
baby trees =/= grown up trees.
Still, it's good for the future but as of now, not so much.
silver2zilver 6 months ago
But I like killing trees. :(
undisputed4life 6 months ago 3
geez at least recycle those papers
minnielin1230 6 months ago
virgin paper.
Kinky.
jonjonjonmw3 6 months ago
Step 7 get rid of your mac
JuggernautJason 6 months ago 2
i faped
EADEACH 6 months ago
Step 1. Get a Mac so you can prove that you're really a smug fuck
Lunarvx22 6 months ago
what about rolling papers?
KitchenerBombSquad 6 months ago
Scissors cuts paper, you lose!
bogercs 6 months ago
Wat.
zaxxe1337 6 months ago
Random video :D
Sil3nc3tt 6 months ago
Paperlesss is great, this video was not
frostlemoncake 6 months ago
Next Episode: How to properly write CO2
frostlemoncake 6 months ago 4
why doesn't he recycle that paper instead of throwing it in the trash? sheesh
abdoalsmoudi1 6 months ago
last step. get fuck and lost all your file as the company of online storage got hacked and your hard disk got all crisped up.
CYEggs 6 months ago
step one: never use online storage ;D
AllanPereiraa 6 months ago
But I need TP for my bunghole!
masterbutan 6 months ago
step 1 : Get a Mac
anipz90 6 months ago
I wonder if Howcast follow their own advice.
H4V0K1407 6 months ago
the 2 should be in subscript not superscript in co2 lol.
ginnidorka 6 months ago
Step 1: Don't be an idiot
Zirus101 6 months ago 2
Like a boss
takaska 6 months ago
"FAX SOFTWARE" looks legit.
zwonked 6 months ago 2
Step 1: don't use paper
element7777roks 6 months ago
Cant u guys show how to use toilet paper, WITHOUT THE PAPER! That would save alout of trees
pumkin1992 6 months ago
that sounds dangerous... someone tips over the harddrive or a small earth quake tips it over and EVERYTHING is gone...
fayenesse 6 months ago
@fayenesse i think you can get hardrives made for those conditions so you won't loose anything
mattmax11 6 months ago
How to have a paperless office! *pans by shit ton of books*
pantscheese 6 months ago 2
Wow,i almost feel like at school!
Zullemoi 6 months ago
looks at video NASA /watch?v=pZr5HJ1ZHm8
UniversalUs3r 6 months ago
yo howcast motherfuckers what the fucks wrong with papers, i like papers, someone tell that bitch to go back to the kitchen
FlaiteOne 6 months ago
or or or or or you can just use paper.
razaa09 6 months ago 4
Those are NOT CD-ROMs! They are CD-Rs! ROM means Read Only Memory, R means Recordable. But I guess that with a computer that was discontinued 2 years before the publication of the video, they most likely doesn't know anything about new and eco-friendly technologies like cloud storage, smartphones, tablet computers and... emails?
KawazoeJapan 6 months ago
BURN IT!
DBDMotorsports 6 months ago
damn i really needed of these steps to understand how a paperless office works
HiJaayD 6 months ago
HAHAHAHA HES USING A MAC! FOR BUSINESS TOO! HAHAHAHAHAHAA
TekBubs 6 months ago 2
Paper 4ever!
DarkChampy 6 months ago
mporo na eho to tilefono tou paidiou?
dolis80 6 months ago
really?? amazing... I didn't know that! lol
mcwalter514 6 months ago
-Step 7: Buy paper
-Step 8: Buy a printer
Just kidding ;D
LucasFMicheletti 6 months ago
creating 1 ton of paper generates 4 tons co2
creating 1 ton of computers generates how many co2?
deejayvogg 6 months ago
Step 1: Remove Paper.
I hope you were paying attention because I will not be repeating that.
wesilation98 6 months ago 128
@wesilation98 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA made my day.
leticiarsf 5 months ago
NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
KriegOfHatred 6 months ago
The desk is wood, paper is made from wood... but they tried
AdamDaBomb11 6 months ago
this is why i watch alot of porn!!! :D cuz ifs so badass
AWannaBePickle 6 months ago
And then you get hacked or short circuit and all your files are gone.
AckrosNL 6 months ago
@AckrosNL
lol that's what the external Hard drive is for.
77BreakDown77 6 months ago
vad i helv..
trippycat123 6 months ago
Step one:
Buy an Apple Macintosh -_-'
HamzaNM 6 months ago
@HamzaNM Why?
EggoFreak 6 months ago
I'm still waiting for them to release "How to take a shit"
IonicSuwoking 6 months ago 4
STEP ONE: DISPOSE OF PAPER
FlibbaDibba 6 months ago
Step 1. Remove all paper
Done
Blackmetalstudios 6 months ago 3
like if anyone gives a shi about co²
aydoooo 6 months ago
@aydoooo go away
dubziiee 6 months ago
@dubziiee why? i like this place
aydoooo 6 months ago
@aydoooo what the internet?
dubziiee 6 months ago
@dubziiee no
aydoooo 6 months ago
fail when he tries to get the cd in @ 0:28
divdawgd 6 months ago
What if you have a virus and it clears all of those faxed papers?
rtangerful 6 months ago
mail... WordBiz... DAD,S DOCUMENTS !!! WHERE IS THE PORN FOLDER ?????
xzotic92 6 months ago
i love how this is to reduce paper and be more eco-friendly or whatever and the guys throwing the paper in the garbage. LEARN TO RECYCLE! lol
zekling 6 months ago
Trolololol, backup serious and important files online?
Makorus404 6 months ago
@Makorus404 Yes.
Rudy4President 6 months ago
@Rudy4President If you ask me (me as a computer scientist), I'd say: never EVER back up your important files online. This is the most insecure thing you could ever do. Just imagine, you absolutely have no idea about where your files are being stored. Who knows what they do with that storage?
Makorus404 6 months ago
@Makorus404 So 90's. Cloud backups are very popular nowadays, and very secure. It's not a matter of just emailing yourself important files for backup. It's a legitimate service. If you ask me (me as a computer scientist), I'd say: Welcome to 2011. This is the direction the world is going, Knowing a program language wouldn't change that, and a computer scientist wouldn't be the person I'd ask about backing up online.
Rudy4President 6 months ago
@Makorus404 A "computer scientist" with 18, cool.
And what exactly does knowing a programming language make your opinion more valid?
And as long as you choose a legitimate company, they know what they are doing. They encrypt your data and have security measures to prevent anything bad from happening to it.
Actually, I would prefer online backup, since it's universally available and you can pretty much be 100% secure that you will never lose that backup due to hardware failure.
ChRiSiMoN 6 months ago
@ChRiSiMoN and if you do lose it you can sue :P
Mrhanzax 6 months ago
I'm backing up backing up backing up, backing up cause my daddy tought me good!
Dylann026GL 6 months ago
Backup my computer to CD ROMs? Yah right...
JakeHammre 6 months ago
but where is the paper?
mih666him 7 months ago
i see some paper in the bookshelf there
iWearCapeIRL 7 months ago
Dunder-Mifflin aint gonna like this
RyantheCanuckpirate 7 months ago
you copied smosh's logo
Caleb192837465 7 months ago
lol virgin paper? does that mean I shudnt get paper thats alredy been f*cked?
purple2567 9 months ago
@purple2567 Think she means paper made straight from wood and not recycled.
123TheBeat 6 months ago
What a lot of work - you could use a service like Delegation Magic - and they do everything for you for 15 cents a page including hand reading every page and managing the work flow in the back ground 24/7. Paper NEVER gets into our office or home - we even have the mail intercepted now by a service that scans it directly into our 'off site' service so we cut cost another 5 hours a week. Delegation Magic works for me
kctruby 11 months ago
I work as a Paralegal Assistant for a law firm and I love the paperless office very much!!! Going paperless saves us at least $900,000 per year! What a difference a huge savings makes!!! For safety and security, I always backup all of the documents on a portable external hard drive (in the event that the documents stored online gets lost and if I'm unable to connect to the server). Rated 60 stars & highly favored :-)
protectorofillinois2 1 year ago
besides, the CO2 emissions from humans still only accounts for about 3% of all carbon emissions on earth.
TlGBC 1 year ago
what's so environmentally friendly about not having paper that has alredy been produced from cut trees? they're always going to be in stock. it's not like we're losing our forests, so who gives a shit.. fuck this video
TlGBC 1 year ago
Going paperless to me is:
1. Slow and time consuming. If you want something fast check out FreedomFiler.
2. Expensive
3. Not safe. For the same reason they tell you you should have multiple passwords. Why keep all your information in one location? Now not only are your files vulnerable to theft, fire, and flood. They will now be vulnerable to theft, fire, flood, viruses, computer hacks, online hacks, etc. And again your information will all be in one spot. I'll stick with the filing cabinet.
webeducation 1 year ago
@webeducation if you place everything on a external hard drive, no hacker or online hacker will have access to it. (as the video suggests) Viruses will probably not effect it either unless one of your files are infected.
TheJessica2525 1 year ago
Combining great software and great service, AMI Paperless can help you complete your paperless office by offering complete scanning services to complement your paperless office.
amipaperless 1 year ago
well you kinda don't need this if your a pilot. your office is in the sky and changes location every passing second :)
Sharod101 1 year ago
i wish my office could be paperfree .... i thnk its quicker a lot of the time to be able to open a filing cabinet and pull out a hard copy of something than messing about trying to find it on you computer... :)
ThisWaySketch 2 years ago
i love how that CD says "fax software" hand writen, looks like it's pirated lol and yes i know you can burn software to the disc from the download of MWS but 95% of them are just run programs so shush
wowlover37 2 years ago 50
Well, they already did surreptitious advertising for Apple and maybe the advertising contracts says, that they are not alloud to plug other companies in this video. So they had no other choice but to handwrite it?
But it really looks kind of pirated...
selbstinszenierung 2 years ago
@wowlover37 Wrong. It says "fax software" because this isn't a product placement video ie no free advertisement.
999Ammar 6 months ago
I have the same mouse lol
poutanogamiasL 2 years ago
What if you need to print something? Oh, of course, get a towel.
Nukillis 2 years ago 2
it isnt exactly enviormentaly friendly sure it might save wasting paper but it does increese the use of electrisity which will still have an effect on the o-zone so yeah
fretryu 2 years ago 2
I don't get why everybody is leaving rude comments. Haven't you've ever heard of "if you don't have something nice to say don't say it at all"?
Sarastuff999 2 years ago
there's no music?
BreadHeads72 2 years ago
Jesus, stop with the CO2 bullcrap already. Saving paper is not that environmentally friendly. A paperless offices is great for efficiency.
pantadon 2 years ago
When they say fax software, they really mean it. Lol
Jakez98 2 years ago
This video makes me tired.
crazywanch101 2 years ago
why are all these howcast vids so damn obvious? how useles you gotta be to need this channel /unsubscribe O.o
spacecoke 2 years ago
EMP?
Tressco 2 years ago
@Tressco you get an EMP if you have a 15 killsteak :P
uut0 2 years ago
@uut0 LOL
CODZOMBIEBUSTER 2 years ago
@uut0
Haha, best xp
123thepyro123 2 years ago
music reminds me of two girls one cup hahaha
s241914 2 years ago
I would use flash drives!! Because those are smaller. Online you can have crash, or it get deleted or other bad things!
CCL124 2 years ago
USB memory sticks even better.
spacecoke 2 years ago
i know they are the best! Smaller!
CCL124 2 years ago
thats stupid because you computer could live for 5 years if only use it for documents but eventually its going to crash and youl lose all data.
stefundertaker222 2 years ago
that is why you back it up
voseamatt 2 years ago 17
@stefundertaker222 back it up. duhhhhh
Acornoa 2 years ago
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