50 percent off!!!!!

[OrjG123]

LOL. Good job lad. the woollies sticker gave the supermarket away, and I'm pretty sure you said woollies were for scums in your scam video lololol

[iPadAnthony]

33% off a merc

[dubstylzmw]

dude you fucking crack me up man, i fucking love your videos!

[Sulcuscentralis]

I'll give you free meet, it's right there in my pants, lol!

[Birdlover050]

So you are bi?

[lkvideorang]

This is gallld its gallllld

[MrPhilk77]

lol nice score, oh yeah btw next time dont show the label if you dont want pps to know which store it was like woolworths!

[manysharptongues]

ROFLMAO!!! "Lemme do ya a favor!"

[lucidparody]

I'll recognize you if I see you! :D

Also, when I was an assistant manager at a jewelry store I'd get 50% off piercings and 75% off jewelry :) and my fiance's mom's friend's are hooking us up with some stuff for our wedding :B networking is nice haha

[adfasdfasdfasdfasasd]

Mr. Stripy Head, you're the best! I love watching your videos!

[weasel884]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[KR1PT0NITE]

Me and my mates were friends with the owner of a nightclub. He would give us free drinks all night. Man we use to get plastered.

[MicahtheGreat777]

I love fill-IT steaks~!

[mdekq007]

My girlfriends dad is a director at Blackpool football club. I get to watch live footy for free! :D

[EQVAY04]

lol maybe he's bi..I"M DOWN WITH THAT :D lol

your so funny :) :)

[deriamis]

Oh, well, if you want that sort of adoration from your fans, just buy me a plane ticket down there sometime. Sheesh, all you had to do was ask!

[MissBridgetORourke]

hahaahahaahaahaahahah i love meat!

[HeyRuka]

"I'm gonna be eating meat for days...I might even eat these steaks as well." ahahaha you're funny :)

[MrStripyHead]

@TehChillinJuggalo :P

[MrStripyHead]

@OldSchoolSkill i will say "yes please!"

[MrStripyHead]

@TranqualizedSock can i be your friend? :D

[MrStripyHead]

@Ch3rryB4by i already am :)

[whereismygracejesus]

Fire, brimstone, sulphur, mars bars and carrot cake, be upon you.

May your XXXX be dry and your coffee be weak.

Repent unbeliever.

Beware the temptation of the worth.

Oh yes, have a nice day! But not too nice, remember you have a stoning on Tuesday.

[MrStripyHead]

@whereismygracejesus i get a stoning every day

[jaimemc75]

Come down to Melbourne Stripy, and I'll give you lots of recogition.

[MrStripyHead]

@jaimemc75 alright!!! :D

[adfasdfasdfasdfasasd]

Your videos have inspired me to want to move to Australia!

[MrStripyHead]

@adfasdfasdfasdfasasd sorry, we're full :P

[Gregory748]

haha greg my mate used to work at coles in the deli / fish/meat secion nd you use to get what u want nd he would wrap it up and put a different sticker on it pretty good to have friends like these mmm.

[MrStripyHead]

@Gregory748 nice one!

[RusWhy]

Hey, hey! Woolies!



[MrStripyHead]

@RusWhy kiwis? where?

[motardkool]

You look good with long hair. Stay this way...

[MrStripyHead]

@motardkool sure thing sweety ;)

[unreal22000]

A little more romantic! hahaha glory hole boy!

[MrStripyHead]

@unreal22000 i put it in any hole

[Bruceelzebubba]

You're fxcking hilarious.

[MrStripyHead]

@Bruceelzebubba why thank you :)

[atheistrage]

At least that steak a lot looks better than those foul buttered hot dogs you we eating before.

[MrStripyHead]

@atheistrage oh hey were fantastic!

[MrHacksawJoe]

I shop at a store that gives me 10% off anything everytime. I just show them this little card they gave me when I started working there. They also give me money every two weeks. It's GREAT!

[MrStripyHead]

@MrHacksawJoe i love sex shops too

[MrHacksawJoe]

@MrStripyHead It's not just a sex shop. It's a bi, trans, gay sex shop with a beastiallity room in the back behind the curtain.

[TheKenAlanShow]

Ordered a milkshake a few months ago, the girl gave me a free straw. She must have thought I was cute.

[MrStripyHead]

@TheKenAlanShow believe me, that straw was not free

[cheeptorque]

@TheKenAlanShow ..lmao

[gattler]

you know, when religion is not being talked all the time with this guy, he is pretty funny! haha XD

[MrStripyHead]

@gattler whats religion? ;)

[gattler]

hmm, for the 1st time one advertisement of the movie source good was pretty cool. not like the OTHER DUMSHIT ADS!!!!

[MrStripyHead]

@gattler lololol!

[iloveflavor]

Awww! I'd run up and give you a big hug if I recognized you! Loved the hissy fit haha :) Oh and are you celebrating "Steak and BJ Day" on March 14th? Mark your calendar!!!

[MrStripyHead]

@iloveflavor huh? there's? whaaaat! BJ day :D  :D :D im there!

[TheBrendanMcCoy]

Next random trip to America, you should come to Michigan. it's like Kansas (in that, there's no reason to come here), except we get fucked by ice and exploding trees in place of a tornado every now and then (though sometimes we get those too)

[MrStripyHead]

@TheBrendanMcCoy i may have been there already... as you can see, it made an impression  :P

[dustyrustee]

half of nuthin is still nuthin.......I'll take the right half.....who wants the left?

[MrStripyHead]

@dustyrustee keep it ;)

[dustyrustee]

@MrStripyHead I wish I would have in hindsight, but another fan sent me a private email yesterday and requested it;

and I foolishly shipped it off ......baaah!

[soup1223]

on firecracker night i got a friend that gives me 1000s of fireworks for free

[MrStripyHead]

@soup1223 that sounds AWESOMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[MrConsarnit]

Are you really bi? Seems like you are...

[MrStripyHead]

@MrConsarnit i wish i was! :(

[sunsetlover]

in my last video I was saying when I come to FABS party I want to touch you ass to see if its as rock hard as I think it is, and then one of my subs said that it could break walnuts... I plan on testing this theory... no matter how bad it hurts...

[MrStripyHead]

@sunsetlover they are sensational!!! :P

[unanimous300]

Bi-guys usually don't act as gay as you. But, that will not stop me from loving you.

[MrStripyHead]

@unanimous300 take me, im yours!

[omgitslukky]

You need a hair cut, lol. One of my fans got some bank fees waved once. 70 dollar value. :D

[MrStripyHead]

@omgitslukky i gave myself a hair cut yesterday :( 

fkn banks, used to wok in one

[snakeeyesx1vp]

Champion what the hell does that mean??? If I saw you on the street i'd be like "Hey Stripey fucker let's get a beer."

[MrStripyHead]

@snakeeyesx1vp champion is like legend, now buy me a whole case of beer! :P

[TheSpartanReserve]

I will recognise the arse of you FAB, no worries, on the question, yeah ive got lots of pals like that, not found a beer merchent yet though lol

[killcraz]

my brother is half owner of a butcher shop!!!!

[MrStripyHead]

@killcraz now he's my brother :D

[Thereminator101]

Hey Stripy...dont show that store label...you'll send your mate packing! : )

[MrStripyHead]

@Thereminator101 she'll be right ;)

[Thereminator101]

@MrStripyHead You sly bugger...  : )

[TheMissKatiebuckley]

I love when you take videos here!

I don't know why lol!

And i liked the video before even watching.

Now Mrstripyhead how awesome am i! :D

if i saw you on the street i would hug u so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :L :L i swear! I WOULDNT BE SHY I WOULD BE SREAMING!!!!!! HONEST TO GOD

[MrStripyHead]

@TheMissKatiebuckley i'd probably get arrested!

[benny5825]

50 percent on it lol,what did you look like when you were a teenager?

[MrStripyHead]

@benny5825 i was, and still am, a babe!

[benny5825]

50 percent on it lol

[cbfowler]

Hey Mr. Stripyhead. I used to get a really great deal on meat in Safeway in Melbourne. I used to get a whole roast chicken on sale for just 20cents. How's that for a deal mate? Oh, I guess I should mention that I used to work there and that's how I got it so cheap. I'd work the night shift and start work just before closing time. I'd go to the Deli and check how many roast chickens are left and then ask the lady what price should could give me and she asked how much you want to pay... I said 20c

[MrStripyHead]

@cbfowler gee thats alright! 

[GoMetricToday]

If I were in Queensland and saw you, I would drop to my knees and worship you. ;o) Hint, hint.

[MrStripyHead]

@GoMetricToday awesome!!!!!! :D

[schmik59]

cheap meat mmm , maaate how low will you go ????

[MrStripyHead]

@schmik59 reply's cost $2 mate ;)

[Yakovich]

The local servo was giving a way a free root with every full tank of petrol sold. I never got one but my sister got a few!

[MrStripyHead]

@Yakovich your sister? l know her well ;)

[Yakovich]

@MrStripyHead Really!? You don't strike me as the type of blokes who likes standing around in queues...

[stephenpaultaylor]

I think it's awesome that you get recognized, dude... fame is heading your way

[MrStripyHead]

@stephenpaultaylor you will be first!

[micool72]

dont you fuckin start with the shout outs

[MrStripyHead]

@micool72 give me 1 good reason why?

[AuntieDiluvian]

Nothing comes cheap or free for me, but I recognise ya!!

[MrStripyHead]

@AuntieDiluvian youtube is free :)

[OlanRollin]

something to put on your cooking channel

[MrStripyHead]

@OlanRollin keep your eyes peeled

[WolverinaWorld]

I dont actually :(

A shame, though..

Love you too, Stripy <3

[MrStripyHead]

@WolverinaWorld yay! :D

[BuschTukkerMan]

Hahah Greg awesome video mate!

[MrStripyHead]

@BuschTukkerMan cheers busch!

[troy5690]

Bloody criminal.

[MrStripyHead]

@troy5690 its in the convict genes

[geckos57]

meat meat I love meat

[MrStripyHead]

@geckos57 who doesn't!

[haydnr01]

Well i actually work in a butchers and i can get alllllllllllllll the free meat i want....

[MrStripyHead]

@haydnr01 well hello brother!

[samboread]

Gotta lov woolies employees :)

[MrStripyHead]

@samboread i know i do

[TCeIIGondiiNetwork]

DO WE KNOW ANYBODY THAT CAN HOOK YOU UP?

well, it's probably better to ask- what can't we get...it's a shorter list.

...join today.

[CreatorMythos]

NICE! Aussie meat!!!! cant live without meat!

[MrStripyHead]

@CreatorMythos id rather be dead

[01silky1]

hi i had a lady friend in a brothel

she is the boss to

i got the first one at full price and the 2nd at %50 off

me go bang bang all night long

LAMO big time

[MrStripyHead]

@01silky1 so whre is this place?

[exacerbatedtaboo]

One of my cousins worked for a grocery store where I used to live and he used to mark expensive cheese down to 75cents and bring home gourmet cheeses every night to eat. Nobody has recognized me, or my huge package from youtube though.. I think the steaks you got are called Sirloin steaks here in America. At least that's what they look like. Yummy.

[MrStripyHead]

@exacerbatedtaboo i love my cheese!

[tonus888]

G'day Champ lol

[MrStripyHead]

@tonus888 heyyyy!

[TradieSays]

just FYI this video hasn't come on my other channel... what would 1G1J do?

[MrStripyHead]

@TradieSays he would go door knocking to find out why

[Wallabytrack]

Yes Buddy I do know someone, Shave your Head and Go to the FAB Ranch and rent a Room (no Ref's) stay month,and do the Bunk! Ha! Ha! sorry Pete! Cheap meat,I knock of a Lamb in a neighbours Paddock,(that is really Bullshit) Good VID mate!

[MrStripyHead]

@Wallabytrack cheers wallaby ;)

[cheeptorque]

good time to throw a barbie mate!

(nudge nudge wink wink)

p.s. dont take that "wink wink" bit the wrong fuckin way either...ok.

[MrStripyHead]

@cheeptorque lol, i wont, oh um could you pick up that soap for me?

[raelAlan]

i can get your traffick tickets fixed... if you where in Louisiana :-P

[MrStripyHead]

@raelAlan im moving there!

[botor5]

I love your videos Stripy :)

[MrStripyHead]

@botor5 thank you so much :D

[MikeWhiskyTango]

This kid on the checkout knew the brother of my girlfriend and whenever I went into the supermarket and then go to pay he would scan 1 item out of 3. Whenever I went in I used to look to see if he was working the front and then I'd go and FILL THE FUCKIN SHOPPING TROLLEY until stuff was spilling out.

[MrStripyHead]

@MikeWhiskyTango thats cool as!

[Roova7]

nice work stripey, gotta keep a few tricks up the sleeve!

[White14Man]

BEST VIDEO IN AWHILE STRIPY MAN!

Absolutely HIL-FUCKIN-ARIOUS BUDDY !!!!!!!!

[MrStripyHead]

@White14Man thank you , sir

[INKfectious]

Hey MrStripyHead,Love ya work mate.Your a fuckin classic mate

[MrStripyHead]

@INKfectious thank you ink ;)

[MissWooHoo1]

i work in woolies deli like where ure meat is from. Damn i love those little reduce gun stickers. me and my mates do it to eachother!! specially on reduced stuff already instead of taking 15% off we take off 50%. plus we rap more expensive stuff like salmon and measure it up as something cheap like devon. gotta b soooooo careful though cause some people at another store got caught, he had been doing it for his mum and they asked her to unwrap the "devon" on the way out. BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!

[INKfectious]

@MissWooHoo1 Love it!Especially that whole salmon/devon thingy......nice

[MrStripyHead]

@MissWooHoo1 id do anything for cheap salmon!

[miles2057]

Funny thing is ,I used to work at a butcher shop part time when I was at high school and kept it as my 2nd job once I started full time work, I was there til about 25. So over the years I'd have friends come over,often unknown to the other workers and I'd reduce the price of their meat purchase.On occasion saving them a considerable amount of green.The boss had this thing called "dollar days" where we'd have to charge customers an extra 1 to $2 & make up our hourly pay from customers.Dodgy eh?

[MrStripyHead]

@miles2057 dodgy aright! dodgier than me!

[OshiroTagamaki]

Woolworths. saw the tag on the meat.

[MrStripyHead]

@OshiroTagamaki well aren't you the little detective ;)

[OshiroTagamaki]

@MrStripyHead i am thank you :D

[markchezcat]

You showed the label!!!!! Woolworths!!!

[markchezcat]

You showedt

[Skindoggiedog]

I'll kick your teeth in, cunt. You're going to hell. Get fucked.

Nah, love your videos, man. I'm fucking rooted from working mad overtime the last few days and you can still make me laugh.

Used to get free drinks from my mate the bartender. Hand him a $20 for a couple drinks at the club, he would put it in the till then give me $20 change. Good times.

[MrStripyHead]

@Skindoggiedog oh yeah, those were the days

[JosephW99]

I'M FAMOUS, but what did I say????????????????

or are you being a sarcastic prick

haha

[MrStripyHead]

@JosephW99 you are you

[JosephW99]

@MrStripyHead whats with the riddles

[CamW30]

Your going to have to come to Western Canada for some really tasty grain-grown beef, not that grass-grown shit that you showed us. Just sayin'... no offence intended, just being brutally honest.

[AtheistAussie]

Thanks for teh lulz man.

[DuGrail]

Yeah. One of the guys I work with is a meat processor (butcher) at his other job. Whenever I cover for hours he need off I get the overtime wages plus a generous gift of fresh meat ... Beef, Buffalo, Deer ... that sort of thing. It's great! (And I'm fat)

[goxster]

I buy bred from yesterday with 50% off. I even ask everyday to keep me a fresh one from today until tomorrow to have my 50% of.

[Wysiwygnuttyjo51]

A friend of mine used to work for 'Ann Summers'.....I used to go into the shop when there were other customers in there and ask loads of embarrassing questions about the products! Never got any discount though!!

[Gevedon]

You are in a great mood!! :b

That makes me smile!!

[kjlg74]

I'll certainly come up and say hello if I ever see you on the street one day. Of course, I'll have to move to Oz first. I'll get working on that!

[MrStripyHead]

@kjlg74 you'd get in no problems!

[kjlg74]

@MrStripyHead I hope I can put that to the test sometime :)

[kjlg74]

@MrStripyHead Hey! It turns out you were right. They let me in. I live in Sydney now :)

[SepticemicPlague]

Grrrrreg! What would you do if you got tackled by a 15 year old girl? Lol.

[MrStripyHead]

@SepticemicPlague i'd try and pick up her mother :)

[SepticemicPlague]

@MrStripyHead Haha. Nice.

[joannenclayton]

Didn't you think you were famous Greg? You are loved by many here in Sth Aust.xoxo

[MrStripyHead]

@joannenclayton i hope theyre mostly hot chicks

[TheMorningCoffee]

lol u think ur famous.

[Aussiegirl265]

@TheMorningCoffee He is famous!

[oxygene6661988]

why in the fuck do you get a discount? you're not exactly famous.

[MrStripyHead]

@oxygene6661988 he's being a mate :D

[kylieslater1]

Cant compete with ya Mr Stripyhead, the best i can do is whilst going through my bottleshop getting freebies with my purchases, coolers etc. And if i saw you around Brizzy i would let everybody know HEY LOOK!!! HE IS SO GOOD IN BED!!! lol

[Xerxes4242]

on another note, I'm one of those guys that could get you a discount though. Mostly on stuff only girls would buy though:P

[Xerxes4242]

If you come to my house, I'll definitely recognise you. All night long?