OLD MAN BUSCUS!!

[SmileyKinzz]

Crap, I already have Netflix..

[monkeyninjas8]

TOBY THE glasses make you look hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothot!!!!!

BUT YOU still look hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothotHOThothot without them :)

[maipuppehboo]

22 people want devil kittens to haunt them in their sleep during the darkness, then violently murder them during the redness, so the blood blends in with the intro and outro, then be burnt by the hot whiteness Toby will come feed your whiteness-burned ashes to poor little griffin, the cute lil nugget in a biscuit... lolz... derp

[cpcheatsofficial]

Oldbuscus!

[JosephMarkall2]

Intro of Darkness Then Redness... Then Time Travel Then Whiteness ;D

[AlbertRutter]

it recently has just been redness and redness and whitenes

s

[supergirltoo]

Like if you highfived Toby back!

[YOUis8021]

i like to make cents. 100 cents is a dollar.

[GameVidStation]

I don't need to be a good samaritan, I was born in Good Samaritan hospital.

[actorsonly13]

So when you go all "save the planet", you sound like Umbridge on A Very Potter Sequal. Just sayin'

[Aznsouldah]

OMG chucky in the video response :'(

[MrPumkin888]

Am I the only one who thought he said what the dildo at the beginning?

[maxxspin]

0:16 toby (benjamin button) turner

[RANDOMDOSH]

old man river ---  Sent From TobyTurner's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[littlepro22]

you better still be making lazyvlogs when your 80!

[rxtony05]

"i'm gonna call my mom, and yours" lmao

[TheDOMOFANATIC]

Dear Tubuscus,

Like I have said in my other comments, on other videos, I will do much for a free Tobuscus t-shirt... If you would be so kind... I don't care what size large medium, Anysize except for like extra small, or small, I would like to be your daily winner for a free Tobuscus t-shirt, that is the color purple, which is my favorite color... please and thank you! Have an awesome whatever you would like to call your years... :DDD

Bye Bye~ TheDOMOFANATIC<33333

[mastergman15]

I wanna listen 2 ur stories Toby!

[fox100cool]

You're awesome Toby you always make me smile ! :)

[zelda0peach]

@owllover11 he SHOULD have a Wiki page. When I accidentally wiki-ed him, I was pretty sad he didn't.

[zelda0peach]

@kerpail I'm prettty sure I actually said in my comment, I wasn't, I was listening to one of Toby's video while researching something on Wiki for school, and I typed in Toby Turner without thinking instead of what I was supposed to be researching, and the niceville page came up. So, me being curious, checked it out and saw Toby's name under notable alumni.

[mel2m]

Yeah..well... Raspberries hated you THEIR whole life...PURPLE!

[CastielLuv]

NOOOO!!!!! You hate raspberries?? Aw... i love raspberries...

[mshamburger98]

that was my birthday!!!

[psychlover721]

i want a nap from 12 to 16 hours! ;)

[andytom2495]

Hahaaha! The thumbnail is hilarious!

[whiteshadow943]

I never want you to get old (sorry)

[whiteshadow943]

I never want yout oget old

[EverydayImDerping]

He must've used his anti-aging cream that he used and became a kid

[Killalamb666]

0:15 is the best derp face ever.

[Glameyes1]

OMG! NEW CAMERA? OR WHATEVER! GOD! YES!

OMG! TOBY IS REALLY BUG EYE'D IN CERTAIN PART and has gap teeth!! OOOHHH YEAH!!

[Glameyes1]

"I'll make him say doodle..." video buffering.....

In my mind: Thought bubble....AH! That was awesome! Did you see that? What I imagine was creepy! And awesome at the same time!

[ARK99BC]

He's gonna call my mom! Im going to steal my mom's phone and skip school!

[AnimeDragonChic]

oh the wonders of ADD :D oh shiny

[ArtIsDance]

berry chunks = seeds ;)

[ArtIsDance]

you look really hot in this video :)

[321seattle]

How do you call of all of your subscribers' moms?

[dancergl89]

I'm going to call my mom and yours lol

[Goffdude24]

I accidentally muted the video when he was doing the "Boop!" So of course I went back to listen to it with the volume on!

[SebaZerega]

Granbuscus!

[xxSh4mrocKxx]

you should keep doing the old man voice so funny!!! --- Sent From TobyTurner's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[JayJay4evah]

Toby's safe. He's wearing a seatbelt during his lazyylog OF DANGER.

[MoonRifleBeam]

Toby does not make cents he make bills.

[MrFromUSA]

Do a Lazy Vlog, but at the end, forget to hit the stop recording button, because I want to know what you do after it stops. Haha, has to be one of those, "Wow, I'm so loud." moments after saying "BOOOP."

[pogolaugh]

THERE IS NO DARKNESSS NOOOOOOOOOO

[BrittOlinder]

This video isn't working!!! Stops at 3:10. :(((

[listenupclubpenguin]

0:21 AMEN!!!! ~LP10

[skkygirl]

Making sense really is overrated....

[ThePurpleglitz]

wat no not 3:37 but 3:47 :P

[ThePurpleglitz]

3:37 i started laughing so hard i almost pissed my pants :D

[ThePurpleglitz]

he said my name in this lazy vlog too!!!!!!!!!!!! my name is reagan and i am also a girl!!!! !:)

[Pyppyi]

01:51

make me think of that time when toby actually stops doing lazyvlogs ;________;

uhuhuh toby. dont make NEVER EVER think of that again

[Leionimandas]

I had seen your commercial at gamestop yesterday....I flipped out, and so did another of your audience! Your'e the best. XD

[bonniebonbon5111]

I'm going to say "what in the doodle" FOREVER now.

[Waterbird23]

any one else notice the creepy ad?!?

[dudewheresmydvd]

@Waterbird23 The only thing I see that is creepy is my video response thumbnail. I get jeep adverts lol

[ChadPerson644]

Toby is gonna give Netflix back it's 800k subscribors

[ultimateRenzo]

What about the UK?

I NEED IT TOBY!!!

[Circletwice]

My mom got a phone call just after he said he was going to call "my mom and yours".

[rhl687]

after this vlog ended my mom got a call from an unknown number....

[NinjaSmiley1]

Press 9, BADADADADADADADA DO SUBSCRIBE!

[TheNeuralAge]

0:00 Professor Grizwald? XD

[gallys1007]

@TheNeuralAge lol grizwald is almost pig violence in swedish

[onlydebz]

i would LOVE a shirt toby, i'd wear it everyday, NOT LYING!

[samulien12]

I love how his new 4S's camera doesn't blur anywhere near as much as his old one.

[razor2657]

There is no netflix in Australia D:<

[TheAlejandroAguayo]

white isn't a color. Black is no color and white is all of the colors together in one.

[royfireball1]

@TheAlejandroAguayo they are shades of grey

[PenNameHere]

Shirt please

<3

[masherXIV]

Raspberries go in your Tea, not your Coffee, Toby.

[MrAnticrimson]

pause at 0:21 for awesomeface

[Shapingle]

Stainless steel? Challenge accepted.

[briannedayley]

I am definitely going to start saying what the doodle. haha 

[Throrindor]

I wonder what Toby is going to be like when he actually is old...hmm...

[mariaxenac]

is it just me or does Toby look exceptionally attractive in this video?

[Chukiie44]

You make my day, everyday :)

[CandyPoizon]

I see what you did there, Chrisfromtheletter!

[floridachik2]

haha that boop at the end was LOUD

[dicat09]

Make a HotHotHot music with the Old Man Tobuscus ! =D

[MisterCaptainDamnit]

3:47

EPIC FACE

[INezRaa]

@MisterCaptainDamnit

All his face's are epic <3 toby!!

[TEWCOOL14]

with the glasses on u look like christopher reeve as clark kent

[harristhedrummerboy]

INTRO OF REDNESS THEN MORE REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

[OddballXP]

So THAT'S who called my mom...

[TheVideoGameMan2]

WHERE IS THE BEARD?!?!

[97Reecon]

you should grow a beard :D

[BuickGirl1986]

but but I already have netflix :(

[scintillantSarah]

woooooo OLD MAN BUSCUS!!

[MrMegamalachi]

@Spex4Lyf Word up! :D x

[pilgrimprincess]

3:47-classic Tobyface!

tell my mum I said, "hey".

[MrMikeR21]

I feel like Toby is starting to get up to early it is befor noon in the vid

[Seppokarhu300]

Toby Turner after 40 years...

[Joz2010]

T shirt?

[nightworld216]

Like this if Toby's shirt reminds you of barney! XD

[pmjbfreak]

OMB YOUR CALLING MY MOM?!

[dizzizzi12]

my mother is excitedly awaiting your call

[DuctapeMinecraftFork]

hey toby! you should make a flannel tobuscus shirt! Flannel Friday!

Wheeew! peace off

[p14zm40nu]

it's like toby 50 years from now! :D

[ninja4beast]

wheat wednesday!

[TheNeonSkylines]

THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY :DDD my life is complete....

next goal

sneeze in one of his videos....

[Daniyal96]

@TheNeonSkylines he uploads one everyday. It was gonna happen sooner or later so its gonna happen to all of us. :LL

[travelwhore24]

watermelon wednesday!

[Mlovesfashion62]

"I don`t like to make sense it`s so overrated!"



[TheNinjaNARWALS]

i allready did the friken' outro 

[Chihirios10]

:'D i love toby so much LOL He makes my day.

[Conkermeister2011]

keep pressing 1 for toby saying hot loads of times

[pmjbfreak]

WRINKLES

[RuninVideoMan]

I wonder how awkward it is when toby finishes a vlog.

[abdulabz123]

this guy is weird

[LuciferFluff]

@abdulabz123 yep. :)

[cenourinha25]

@abdulabz123 in a good way?

[KamenRiderH1N1]

@abdulabz123 he's not weird,he's just interesting

[abdulabz123]

@KamenRiderH1N1 He's weird and interesting. LoL

[petro12369]

16 people didnt try to get the top comment

[RandomPineappleTV]

wow, his glasses disappeared during the intro

[lordisructo]

@LilBStreet Tell me about it =[

[RandomDisinformation]

I am just going to come out and say it, how do you get a chance to win a shirt on here...I haven't heard how...

[iloveboobies6984]

why is he wearing his seatbelt even though he is sitting still

[hectinol]

wisteria wednesdays =)

[SuperEmcg]

Tobuscus for president?

[Miiohh0]

@LilBStreet Download Hot Spot Shield, then you'd be able

[SpaceHopperPros]

shes dead :/

[VincentPendley]

Please send me a T-shirt for my son and daughter who are HUGE fans.. I am too actually, even though I'm probably the same age as your Dad... You always make us laugh, keep up the good work... : )

[CatPoopSoda]

That sneaky glasses removal during the intro of darkness, then redness, then whiteness totally blew my mind XD

[myboytsar]

no darkness :(

[Dynomizion]

Whoa. I just came back from Armageddon in New Zealand and I saw this guy wearing a 'Tobuscus' shirt. I kept calling out his name until he turned around. Haha, it was so random.

[LethalRiot3]

WOO

[FrozenPancakesHERO]

toby makes me happy. haha

[sirzason]

This outro is lacking darkness and you didn't call my mom! :( I weep.

[yellowpenguin123]

this outro is lacking darkness

[AngelOfSin666]

I like your face. And your profile.

[Miwbastet]

T-shiiiirttt.. :D

[Amanda7576]

so i did sign up for the 1 month free trial by clicking your link, but netflix charged me..i called them and they fixed it by refunding me my money. i still live with my dad and he had a netflix account (but he cancelled in august) and the guy said that because i used the same address it didnt give me the free trial..am i still eligible for the bracelet?

[UghhGetATan]

@LilBStreet Use an American VPN.

[ConfusedStranger]

you THINK you have ADD???!!...LOL

[shinnardia]

my mom got no phone call :/

[dragoneye276]

The picture looked like Ezio in Embers :3

[lilshortypie72]

i saw the thumbnail before i read the title and literally the first thing that came into my mind was "old man buscus" toby you have trained me well

[hnaaat]

How can i win a shirt?

[Skullwannabe]

You should make a Buscus Family! Gabuscus as your annoying cousin, Grampbuscus as your weird papa, you as the yourself, a dad character, mom character, and Jack as your brother! IT WOULD BE EPIC!

[lalalapierre]

diggin the sexy new glasses.

[redpotatochip6]

what happened to the blackness?

[BTSbAR]

@TobyTurner Dude, i just saw your assassin's creed revelations literal trailer on T.V.!!! I was so excited!!

[knws51]

@BTSbAR what channel???

[BTSbAR]

@knws51 i actually don't remember sorry, i walked in the room when it came on because i recognized it, my brother was watching something when it occured.

[kephalai]

SPONSER!! <--

[MrSroutley]

I want TEE SHIRRTTT PWEEEZZZ!!!!!!!!!!

[JimmyScene69]

When I saw the thumbnail, I just shouted BEARDBUSCUS. That is all.

[EEDDLL1234]

video response: couple has sex skydiving... -__-

[1337frog]

good luck calling my mom... I was created with in a dixie cup with a swizzle stick...

[zencorn]

you keep making things that i want you should send them all to me pm me for adress

[MrHerb97]

i never win :(

[MissGeeky1]

3:41 - 3:49 <3

[msweetmusic1]

Why are you going to New York in a week when I'm here now???????? Not cool, dude. Not cool.

[CHiiNupTV]

@msweetmusic1 this was posted on the 26th its the 29th hes there in 4 days :)

[LazyPerfectionist314]

New Tobuscus T-Shirt: Making Sense is overrated

[vomer97]

Eh! you looking fine!!! for not gonin ta the gym!!

[emilyfrysheehan]

Your eyes and hair look extra perfect Toby.

[SeRieS2012]

My mother is looking forward to a call from you. Don't disappoint!

[randomwords2000]

oh my god, can you make a meet up in ny? That would be super totally awesome amazing sauce. Thanks.

[BrittJzee]

Technically white is the absence of color, so wapurple is just fine, Toby. :)

[MyHomicidalRomance]

@BrittJzee In paint, it's the absence of color. In light, It's a rainbow! Bless your face!

[BrittJzee]

@MyHomicidalRomance right, thank you:) bless your face aswell XD

[MrCoolthomas7]

does he still date ijustine

[FrostFlipz]

@MrCoolthomas7 not with that old age he doesnt

[Strick3en]

DOODLE BISCUIT in a shirt!!!

[XxYODADDY125Xx]

toby just a fair warning, if downloading apb gives me a virus, im goin to pee allll over my computer, my xbox... my neighbor and his computer then go to the apb website, pee all over it, then die of dehydration...

[danielpavlotsky]

i would be killed by the guy below me for a t-shirt!

[Corrupted8gear]

intro of redness and redness and whiteness:O

[allgenerationgames]

i would kill for a t-shirt! :D

[allgenerationgames]

what happend with grandMA buscus? D: