You Best Not Assert Disingenuously!

[goochsurfer]

I've had enough of your tabloid journalism!

[RockLobster283]

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?

[mrcoleman1991]

Sanity not included ftw!

[OmglolNarutorules]

description wtf lmfao

[SpartanJax]

This is just epic

[ShadowVampireFTW]

Assuming Direct Cont-- DISINGENUOUSLY ASSERTING

[taelara]

this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life

[PowerRangersSuck]

I'M DYING

[BARBAQUEBOB1]

maybe if she offered bacon this would of all ended nicely

[kiba1390]

You can't tell but Miranda is super turned on right now.

[superstarwarswizard]

Epic stare epic video. What song from mw2

[cooldonkeyfish]

This video is awesome, but you know what I love most about it?

Your proper use of spelling and grammar.

You have no idea how hard it is for a grammar nazi on youtube...

[jackofblades94]

0:03 "Team deathmatch...Let's do this..."

[stifflersmum7]

Oh man how I've wanted to do that to a few paki bitches...

[Tinymclean]

Description = Life

[Legion640]

I used to assert disingenuously like you, then I took a Shepard punch in the face.

[Thedarkofthesun]

18 people agreed with her disingenuous assertions.

[TheOriginalElkstone]

HADOUKEN

[SpencerFcp]

Oh man, first video on Youtube to make me actually cry from laughter. I don't know if it was the eyes, the MW2 music, but jesus christ my sides heart.

[ChuckPalomo]

This is going straight to favorites.

[Toyakun213]

Jacob:*walks away looking at shepard* Shit is about to go down!

[SlankTV]

Has nobody read the description hahahaha?

[preditor815]

@SlankTV oh god hahahahahah

[spartanx528]

Assertions.

[MrGypsyLovelyFace]

I fucking love the camera shakes

[brutalmad]

@iHateSpoilerz yes



[brutalmad]

SOMEONE HERE plays mw2

[brents742]

16 reporters disliked this.

[lonesoldier33]

What's the song you used at the start?

[iHateSpoilerz]

@lonesoldier33 I believe that is the "US Army Rangers Theme" from MW2

[TheMartini1234]

I have to say, this one line was the main reason I wanted to buy the ME series in the first place. Glad I did, though.

[destructodude]

Him looking down wildly is like Nicholas Cage on steroids.

[GermanXGamer]

This needs way more views

[suchadouche0]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite disingenuous assertion in the citadel.

[orkkilla5589]

this is the most underly epic video on youtube. MAKE IT MORE EPIC

[jdog25140]

that, ladies and gentlemen, is the same punch that took out the shadow broker...

[taeledus]

What's the music that plays when Shep punches the bitch?

[MattK1221]

@taeledus Marines Victory Theme from MW2.

[taeledus]

@MattK1221

 Thanks

[hi6go7]

"You son of a bit- ugh!"

[foamquilted]

She didn't ask for this.

[GabisonStudios]

You should get an achievement just for punching the reporter in all 3 mass effect !

[GabisonStudios]

1:20 couldn't handle it anymore , i made the renegade story just for this moment !

[Owen2rules]

reporter punch + MW2 soundtrack = i honestly don't know...

EPIC ending though XD

[GermanXGamer]

This sounds so familiar, what's that soundtrack?

[HydratedPhenis]

LOL this was kind of stolen from Sanity Not Included...

[GrabbinPiIIs]

@HydratedPhenis sanity not included came out after he posted this video nice thinking there

[HydratedPhenis]

@GrabbinPiIIs Ohh okay

[Mario1999X]

This should have won "Best Editing" at the 2010 Oscars.

[hawkstrike244]

OHH HHAHHAHA yeah sanity not icluded made that term and quote undernieth the vid

[Code221091]

Video of the year!

[TrevorOreiusXIII]

Funny from start to end!

[MaxwellScottJ]

If you go into the surveillance room in Lair of the Shadow Broker you can watch her get punched by a krogan, a volus, and a hovercar.

[maksusername]

0:57, best face.

[revisitingchildhood]

I've watched this video probably six times, but it never fails to make me laugh hysterically. It's definitely the eyes, coupled with the music, I think. 

[V2Blast]

@revisitingchildhood Agreed. I kept it in until then, but the face + music made me burst out laughing.

[SilvahDot]

HERO

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Reporter: Khalisah bint sanin al-jhilani. Westerlund News.

Shepard: ಠ_ಠ

Reporter: I interviewed you two years ago when you first became a Spectre?

Shepard: ಠ_ಠ...

Reporter: *blah blah blah*

Shepard: *thinks* I.. AM.. GETTING.. TIRED.. OF.. HER.. BULLSHIT!! ಠ_ಠ *punch!* ಠ_ಠ.... If I see you in Mass Effect 3, the next punch will send your head flying and I'll sell it to a krogan!

[amistwo]

What is the name of the music used in the video? sounds familiar.

[RevolverMazeltov]

@amistwo it's the music that plays in Black Ops before a match

[amistwo]

@RevolverMazeltov how about after Shepherd used his falcon punch?

[SpawnPirate]

@RevolverMazeltov Modern Warfare 2 actually. Black Ops wasn't out yet.

[TheLastArchdemon]

what song is that?

0:59

[Jokenx3]

Shepard fought with himself...and lost

[TheAudioInjection]

LMAOOO!

Best editing ever!

I love you!! xD

[titanticbodyparts]

Thumbs up for people that saw this on Sanity Not Included.

[rlfletcher]

The ending just kills me.

[DEMONshot666]

sheperd: keeping it real in 2251

[IAsterixI]

the best bit is when shepard looks down xD

[TheDvtch]

This is what should happen to every single person you talk to that ole Sheppie hates once you have maxxed out his renegade status...that's right, I'm talking about YOU Miranda! I'll teach YOU to deny my advances! Apache chief EE-NAY-CHUCK!

[xmilkteax]

@TheDvtch

WTF?! XDDDDD

[Jokenx3]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­

[WMan37]

Isnt there a better, Abridged version of this on a Sanity Not Included episode?

[MendaxInGrandis]

SHEPLOO!!!!!

[tgeegqy]

i liek da pee pee

[0ZAZU]

Penis

[GreenEyedSerb]

I swear to God,this is the best video on YT!

[Fefedefefessle]

that one shot of his eyes kept me laughing for 2 days!

[THEDEADSOUNDSTUDIOS]

This is so funneh! XDD 

[doom2206]

Shepard is so metal that this music just plays everywhere he goes.

[Erididanus]

This video explained to me, in detail, the meaning of life.

[Woramot]

Can't stop fuckin laughing. The end made me lol!

[Kawiia17]

0:51 *top hat and monocle*

I dare say, I do hope you shall pertain to a moment of silence as I express my hostility. I, for one, have had it up to here with your rude accusations and disingenuous assertions with that snide remark of yours hoping to gain an emotional response. I shall now proceed to put you in your place properly. Eh, wot!

[9Calavera6]

@Kawiia17 ಠ_ರೃ 

[hiddenhawk13]

@Kawiia17 That's brilliant my dear chap!

[ItIsTheInvisibleMan]

@Kawiia17 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOL

[eji313]

I don't know why the MW2 makes this fucking hilarious, but it does

[charger619c]

I am willing to bet 400 dollhairs that you will get the option to kill her in ME3.

[dafurman]

@charger619c 400 doll hairs? Oh my, that's quite a bet.

[charger619c]

@dafurman I like to live dangerously.

[thegameulost]

Let this be a lesson to you: If you're going to assert, do so ingenuously.

[blasterchief123]

What's the music played in this?

[DeathRanK1]

11 ppl who disliked this are all reporters :)

[Kushrada]

Any one else notice from 0:42-0:45 that Jacob got the hell away from Shepard's sheer epicness?

[GMSamuelRhine]

holy shit is this the second mass effect? i totally gotta get this. would love to punch that lady in the face

[imaybewin]

*sigh* this is way better than the copy they put in sanity not included

[dethman32]

Mass Effect 3 - I've had enough of - FUCK THIS I'm sick of your shit! *PUNCH*

[SolidSnake22346]

I'm Commander Shepard & youre my least favoritre reporter on the Citadel

[Vertigo688]

Sean Connery once said it's better to hit a woman with an open hand than with a closed fist.

Commander Shepard respectfully disagrees.

[TheMoneyKing1991]

very funny props

[TheLahness]

Are you shitting me? You totally stole this from Sanity Not Included.... Wow, just wow at that.

[gigaton41]

@TheLahness or its the other way around

[MrReanimatoin]

@TheLahness This is GuitarmasterX7's other account so learn before asserting disingenuously!

[TheLahness]

@MrReanimatoin

Son of a Bi- -punched again-

[imaybewin]

@TheLahness you retard look at the post date. you idiot sanity not included stole this.

[TheLahness]

@imaybewin Read the previous comments, this is one of the other channels belonging to one of the guys from Sanity not included, dipshit, I was already told this. Sanity not included didnt steal it as this is one of the guys channels. Fuckwit.

[Letsplaymoron]

Punch a woman and you too can own this look of satisfaction.

[Funkadacious777]

Relevant description is surprisingly relevant

[Funkadacious777]

Relevant description is surprisingly relevant

[slowzen]

That was one brilliant video.

[Radwin77]

1:19 cracks me up every time.

[Braddersj32]

because she's not in the kitchen

[LilSayo]

looking forward to punching her in the ME3

[Giok8]

What's the song?

[Au0s]

@Giok8

Aids fest

[Binaryfilm]

what's the song calllled?

[theLazyiestTurtle]

the description mde me lol so hard aswell as the vid

[Themurloc1]

How is this so funny??? It's so simple yet it's so funny! How does this happen!

[CrabyAtomMan]

keeping it real 2183

[ImAFckingDragon]

OMG, I laughed so much my face hurts. Please make a female Shepard version of this!

[devssuck]

he punches a woman? what an asshole

[Xxalmostsk8erchrisxX]

Am I the only one sick of people calling Shepard "Shepherd"?

[Slayertack88]

Then Shepard got tired of Chuck Norris's disingenuous assertions, and the epic battle took forth.

[Xxalmostsk8erchrisxX]

what's the song called? It kicks ass (Like shepard hits women)

[TheFlechette]

@Xxalmostsk8erchrisxX

It's the end credits theme from Modern Warfare 2 by Hans Zimmer. I can say I haven't touched that game with a 10 foot long pole but I do possess the soundtrack.

[Xxalmostsk8erchrisxX]

@TheFlechette Oh thanks. Oh and yeah, MW2 sucks.

[Au0s]

@TheFlechette

No it's 'extraction point' by Hans Zimmer.

[TheFlechette]

@Au0s

The music used in the gulag is also the one used during end credits. In the soundtrack, it's labeled as such.

[Au0s]

@TheFlechette

Nope, it is labled 'Extraction Point' in the CD with the Modern Warfare 2 soundtrack made by Hans Zimmer. I've seen it in the physical CD and on Spotify.

[TheFlechette]

@Au0s

Interesting. In the game files it's labeled as "hz_end_credits_lr_1.mp3".

[MasturCeef117]

@TheFlechette It's actually called Extraction point.

[ColonelVincente]

@TheFlechette

Nope, it's Extraction Point. Sry dude.

[mart1n0s]

@TheFlechette You're wrong! It's actually called 'extraction point'.

[darkerego]

Awesome!

[MegaCollBoy]

dat eyes

[dannyjingu]

The first half was all Michael Cera akward, then BAM! he gets all Mike Tyson on her.

[DoodledudeEXE]

Sheperd holds his pmp hand high

[Oldenheimer1913]

Even though I'm a paragon, I still smack that bitch to the ground every chance I get.

[Oldenheimer1913]

I was just flipping through the comment pages when I stumbled upon a vast number of comments either by or being made to a religious zealot by the name of "kobidobidog" and it must be said that, like furries, religion ruins the experience for everyone. The only difference being that religion is widely accepted by 99% of people and furries are... well, they don't even like themselves.

Now spam this comment. Even though I mean what I say, I don't want to offend anyone without them choosing to read.

[FrostbittenWolf]

@Oldenheimer1913

Honestly now, what do you have against furries? Is it so wrong to be attracted to a woman with a tail? What? Were you traumatized by an anthropomorphic dog?

[Puggwarrior]

this was fun, I'm glad I watched this

[Squad1993]

*whack* "Now make me a sandwich."

[Hellsing666x]

"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions" ".... whut?-" *WHACK!*

[Inukazan]

"You son of a bit-" RIGHT HOOK

[KirbKirb20]

Shepard's face is priceless.

[HamGreenandEggs]

great editing

[firedx12]

So that's where sanity Not included got the Idea.

[thatguyoverthere45]

lol 0:36

[Thesixthgoon]

Oh god, oh good god, I haven't laughed so hard for so long in an age. I'm struggling not to start all over again as I type. EPIC DERP FACE!

[TheRoadi3]

Sheppard should be anaspeptic, frasmotic or even componctuous to have caused her such pericombobulation. lol

[elatesword4xboxlive]

I do like the editing on this its pretty funny.

[bryce1423]

8 people made disingenuous assertions.

[taterfrickintot]

MW2 music? really?

[jetsiol0]

YOU SON OF A BI--

[SneakySolidSnake]

SILENCE!.... I KEEL YOU!!

[expatfraser]

1:21 = EPIC FACE!

[lungpatrol]

Mass Effect 3: Malicious Implications 

[Alexandersync]

@lungpatrol Tut tut. You have to aim higher! I say 'spectronical confipulations'

(read it from a comment somewhere)

[silentkiller102]

What can i say, she deserved it! if someone were to assert disengenously infront of me, i would have punched them square in the face too!!

[FormulaOneFan4Eva]

that's what the bitch gets for leaving the kitchen!

[Metzgermeist]

Whats the song called?

[Bouserthedog]

that's going to be my face from now on.

>.>

[1232487100]

1:37 if only that was in a political commercial...he would definitely get my vote.

[LTSsLither]

How many video games are going to have a place called 'the citadel'

Its getting old.

[fare777]

Good ol sanity not included.

[LincolnMuadib]

Oddly enough, it's actually more satisfying going full Paragon option . . . after Renegade she's glad it's caught on camera. Her comments if you go Paragon fully (when you walk away) is "Commander Shepard, hero of the Galaxy . . . Great. Bullrushed on my own show." YEAHHHH!!!! F*ck you !

[Ziemniak1988]

I see a lot of ppl leaved D.A .on certain death :D

[volker136]

ಠ_ಠ

[NWNisFUN]

LOLLLLLLLLLLL

[TKA001]

Maybe I should buy this game after all.

[LordVurtax]

@TKA001 buy it if you haven't still. It's $20 just about anywhere on the Xbox and it's one hell of a game. The replay value is also tremendous