Aziz Ansari on the Late Show with David Letterman (10/13/09)

[turdpowerz]

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A COMEDIAN, AND 100% NOT FUNNY AT ALL? AZIZ IS A HACK

[Kwakobo]

I lived with this guy. Hes a douche-bag.

[jenjaq77]

@Kwakobo R u the guy who took tuna juice shots??!!

[BenLikesCookies]

Haha hes in otis

[67Zaka]

Sexy ass hell.

[67Zaka]

Haha, he's smart and funny!

[Dtraineous]

In the first 4 minutes, he said uh or um 20 times. just sayin..

[HaylaAlt]

My drivers name is Ansari..

[psypants]

This guy is hilarious, and sexy as hell!

[karlremembers]

you're crazy for this one jay

[BrandonToddCarr]

LOL does Dave even care?

[pnutgallery514]

Awkward starfish??

[MrrMuyaagi]

He Was On Otis 

[mohameddahir16]

He's like the Indian version of 40 year old virgin.

[nafruito]

sigh. letterman has consistently been the worst of the talk show hosts. i wish aziz had done this interview with conan or jimmy.

[Komighty1]

I consult the Aziz Ansari Institute for Delicious Eating for all of my eating needs.

[gogomyego]

THIS GUY IS MOST HILARIOUS DUDE EVER ! I think this my second time commenting this video ! lol

[ukrepresentative91]

9mins ago we started our fireworks display in London

[sweetxkhaos]

This guy is fucking hilarious

[yakk13]

did he say his parents live in NC now? I wonder where.

[GODismyPENIS]

Letterman doesn't like Aziz because of the following: 1. Aziz associates himself with Kanye West (Letterman likes Talor Swift). 2. Letterman associates Aziz with 911 (Al Qaeda doesn't like Letterman).

[GODismyPENIS]

Letterman can't stand the fact that he has to waste an interview on a guy who he has no interest in.

[kmcook01]

@GODismyPENIS You are absolutely right!!! Dave has been doing this for 30 years (give or take a few years) and he has NEVER wasted one interview. Can you imagine the BALLS Aziz has? To portray himself as someone Dave would be interested in, just to show up and be such a let down for Dave? I honestly thought Dave would take this interview harder than the Late Night Wars. I mean really, Dave took this better than Conan, when Jay demanded The Tonight Show back, because he sucked in primetime!!

[FabuLillianous]

LOL, him and Kanye are bros.

[fmeitsconnor]

But his jokes are dope.

[helpyoukillme]

brown mr bean

[tonym9428]

Letterman sucks!!

[StupidShinigami]

Letterman is too old fashion for this shit!

[surfbum5412]

@StupidShinigami Hahaha spot on. Letterman is like some old fucker that just doesn't care unless he get some big A-list celebrity on his show.

[btawhen]

Damn my Name is Aziz .. and i'm here pretending tthat all this comments are about me :D ... If only some jerks stop adding Ansari :(

[thedudewithbigballs]

wow letterman was awful. He didn't even pretend to care

[MrSgbunny]

I love you Aziz Ansari!! I think of you my chocolate bear!! Can't bear to eat my chocolate...

[mikestrapps]

FUCK YOU HARRIS!!!

[KdotPOWERS]

LOL!!!!!!! " You're crazy for this one Jay. HOVVVVV!"

[15thMD]

i turned in a pizza. :(

[TheDjg24]

AZIZ IS GREAT! To see more youtube search "Sitting down with Aziz Ansari"

[JFreedom28]

Hey he said Montreal. I'm from that place.

[MrHerecomesjohnny]

i first saw that guy in scrubs...

[matthewjamal]

letterman is alright guys. He is old! lol

[redial38]

wow, letterman looks like he doesn't even want aziz on his show

[JFreedom28]

@redial38 he looks like he doesn't want anyone on his show. I don't get the feeling he's a very nice guy

[CallMeNat100]

*Azis (autocorrect)

[haranjames]

@CallMeNat100 *Aziz

[CallMeNat100]

Axis is so silly, Letterman was giving him no cred, :/ lol.

[8709238509]

fuck david letterman. he should die

[jockamofeena]

@8709238509 wait.. are you one of those Jihadist?

[duinay3]

I checked out his other videos, and if Aziz is supposed to be funny, he must not be funny on Youtube.

[soccerjag2]

letterman is such a bad host here

[shutthefuckuploser]

thursday night!...on another network

[TreehuggerLoveEarth]

I just love him...especially that goofy grin he always makes on Parks & Rec..LOL

[elfedemedina]

just seeing his face brings a laugh to my face

[waffletard]

I dislike Letterman. He's such an old ass.

[xM3G4M4Nx]

1,337 likes

so no i am not liking

[carlo88moe]

"randy" is the "im rick james bitch" for aziz

[ryanfoley123]

HOV!

[Sorceress797]

Dear Aziz Ansari,

Thankyou for being such a gorgeous man.

[taylor6string]

I smoked a splif with Aziz at Bonnaroo.

[Nadianation1]

lovin the dolphin laugh.

[EchosMusic]

YEE MONTREAL!

[MissBeachbabe08]

I love Aziz he is so amazing (:

[kmanextravideos]

I hate being asian

[magnastail]

I'f i saw him in public i would say "Zwaaaaa!"

[MultiDevil888]

aziz's parents are from qatar

[pagarwal522]

@MultiDevil888 No they're from Tamil Nadu in India

[M4st3rm1nd]

indian always do good in american cinema. aziz is awesome.

[SwaggerGe]

ayee proud tamil niggas

[minigun0maniac]

IM PROUD TO BE BROWN

[Gurrier]

Why was Letterman giving him so much shit?

[XxStonedKillerxX]

@Gurrier Maybe he doesnt like him much /:

[Mronewilliams]

Aziz is a beast. Plain and simple.

[AEXTREME73]

Welcome to Heartbreak's beats are dope.

[coolieomcool]

yeee shout out to montreal

[Rebearaniva]

zexi aziz

[sharkssonline]

at 2:22 aziz can't believe letterman didn't even break a smirk at his joke

[MaxKirk21]

lol he just told his whole bit

[dancoyle100]

doesn't it seem like aziz is talking to his grandpa? idk, theres just something about how he's talking to dave.

[abooriemang]

@dancoyle100 It's a cultural thing..with age comes respect by default and you can tell by his body language that he either A). Had A LOT of respect for Letterman, or B). Was scared crap-less and is nervous

[Bahzad23]

that old fucker doesnt care about shit of his interviewers. he just sitting there collecting millions

[neildurbin]

Moral of this video, Letterman does not give a fuck about whatever Aziz is talking about.

[jkool1919]

Apparently his friendship with Kanye and Jay got him a cameo in their joint song Otis. Check out the film clip for it!!!

[zimaxxx]

yad out.

[antwanio101]

My grandmother died a couple years ago from colon cancer. I appreciate the advice and I second it. Go to the doctor y'all.

[harryahmed420]

seems like a asshole 2 me little munchkin put him back in the cage

[verymaryjane]

i dont know what it is about him but... he is DAMN FINE.

[TheCuteMoi]

his name is arabian, and he looks arabian and when i searched in wikipedia it's said american COME ON

[jkllr91]

@TheCuteMoi Bc he was BORN here. So he's an American. I didnt think it was so complicated. Or is he not American cause he's brown with the name Aziz

[NicKingPapiChulo]

@TheCuteMoi lol its a joke right?! he's of indian descent but he's muslim & born & raised in the states

[Rebearaniva]

@TheCuteMoi arabian?? what...is he aladdin? He's actually of tamil-muslim descent (that's pretty cool). And he was born in the US so he's american.

[NeoTRP]

typical, ignorant, american response (sigh)

[ruOKeni]

I love him :)

[doulikewhatuc512]

Dude is awesome

[UnionKid15]

hahaa hilarious dudee, thanks a lot for posting this video.

[korndud]

david letterman is an old sandbag. why is he still on tv? a monkey could do his job.

[kvnftzsmmns]

hahaha he uses the south carolina bit on parks and rec, didn't know it was true for him hahah.

[experzen]

I saw him perform at Comedy Cellar Club last month, pretty good, quick thinker, has a very young voice...he made it clear he doesn't like babies..one of his sets..haha

[krazyfua]

Letterman couldn't get Aziz to play his race card. LOL

[rocknrolloneup]

It ain't about the looks no more, IT'S ABOUT SKILLS!!!

[DigestivePolitics]

I like this guy, although my favorite is Jim Carey always!

[vulemax]

David Letterman is not funny. Aziz sure is though!

[PsychedelicPrimate]

Why so serious David?

[Killerseeker1]

strange vibe from David

[demyliano7468]

Crazy for this one jay, hove!

[tacodogk]

Yellow

[ElmiiiRaa]

LOVE the jay-z joke . HAHA

[ThePunisherNWO]

Aziz Ansari like Seth Green, short and ugly as fuck, but damn, are they're funny.

[JOSKE123100]

OBSERVE AND REPORT!!!

fuck you...

fuck you...

fuck yoooou...

fuck yoooou...

fuuu-uuuck yoooou...

[tabber87]

Dave is such a dick.

[Tbomb8007]

South Carolina FTW!

[alextoob1]

He says 'like' a lot but he's super funny. The Jay-Z bit was dynamite

[reedvid]

He's so polite whenever he is interviewed. Classy, funny dude.

[YThorr]

I love him so much. :)

[eyesoulated]

YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE JAY

[pupucower]

this guy is so funny and david letterman is so indifferent. his audience also always seem to be made up of people who dont get the jokes or dun laugh as much

[2fast4uspartan]

he speaks the same indian language i do...tamil..yeah!

[96Gaja]

@2fast4uspartan ME TOO...=D ur you an indian-tamil or sri lankan-tamil???

[ahmedmohamud2]

ladies looking for a job the position for "Handjob" is advailable.

[ahmedmohamud2]

ladies looking for a job the position for "Handjob" is advailable.

[thedrizzell26]

no but really, the jokes really are dope

[totaLybeetLeJuice]

neither are "funny"

[tfb320]

Always looking like Tom Haverford

[samsaint11]

Its Fucking RANDY

[CharlieParkerr]

i am the thousandth like :D

[CoBroComics]

12 people must be kinda stupid

[totaLybeetLeJuice]

@CoBroComics nah

[UnionKid15]

thanks a lot for posting this, he is very funny.

[sDPredetor]

omg lmao

[C0mm3n]

0:14 - 0:19 Asian Mr Bean

LMAO

[kpv22]

Letterman is such a snooze.

[JermzzzyFTW]

@kpv22 I know, I really don't see why people find Letterman so funny, Conan and Craig Ferguson are WAY funnier, especially when bouncing off of funny guests like Aziz.

[MiRee446]

all comedians use their standup material in these talk show formats. you just don't realize it bc they're standup routines aren't as epic and widely known as azis'.

[misteratoz]

His whole thing from the restaurant was STRAIGHT from his stand up "moments for a sensual evening"

[saeidmomtahan]

@misteratoz Comedians do that all the time. One of my favorites, Bill Maher , does the same thing.

[MrAloo14]

jay got his on vodka ?

[thegov08]

you crazy for this one Jay. Hoooooovvvvv. Letterman didn't get that reference.

[chicoman000]

Uses tooo much stand-up in his interviews.

[TMundo]

I guess it doesn't benefit them much to just sit their and talk about their personal life, it benefits them more to tell jokes.

[romeo56]

STEAK NIIIIGHT!

[WhitePlumes]

Awesome interview, I didnt expect to enjoy watching this but I did. He's a professional comedian, how can I ever doubt this. 5/5. 

[swimmachica]

he has such a cute voice

[MyUsernameIsCOOOOOL]

David's a dick. he just blindly agrees with everything the guest says and sarcastically repeats things. ugh. 

[bktrinigurl]

He kept his name! Awesome! People of different backgrounds usually dumb down their name to some generic american name when they make it to mainstream media.

[eightball8008]

@bktrinigurl Thumbs up, but to be fair his name is pretty easy to pronounce.

[plark]

11 people are racist.

[thegame245]

@plark lol

[thekidinthebackrow]

Gazmo

[thebird01010]

so baller

[BobMillahhh]

Hahaha, he's actually from South Carolina.

[UnagiMonk]

if you've watched this a bunch of times, turn on the transcribe audio beta

its a whole new realm of hilarious

[CostaaPS3]

I'm from SC too.

[scottiedoesntknow1]

Ive never seen this man not sporting a good suit. What a boss

[jlaa07]

@scottiedoesntknow1 You know, not that you mention it, he does always look good. Heard he's designing clothes for Baby Gap now

[jlaa07]

@scottiedoesntknow1 You know, now that you mention it, he does always look good. Heard he's designing clothes for Baby Gap now

[dominic970]

i asked aziz for tha time...he told me 30 seconds O.O lmao jk

[yung21king]

Aziz needs he own talk show he wud be great , funny dude

[JENNYSEXAY]

Love aziz!!! Sooo cute and funny lil guy :L x

[Romovisque]

funny

[ksayoutub]

AZIZ is Arabic name ..! 

[Pepper2Jason]

"deez beats are dope!"

[AssAssin00009]

aziz is very silly

[ASUNDAR83]

same jokes

[GeGeMus12]

lmfao love the comment. He does look like an Indian version of Mr.Bean!

[GeGeMus12]

this nigga is hilarious

[mely8hany]

He need to host SNL!

[mely8hany]

AZIZ ANSARI IS THE SHIT!

[bweber13]

LOL drink alcohol and eat a quesadilla its delicious!

[mydancehalldrug]

Letterman's kind of a dick.

[disobediance]

Lettermans is seriously boring, no enthusiasm whatsoever, he's my least favourite talk-show host.

Craig Ferguson #1 !

[mothahen123]

i think he is so unbelievably annoying

[cataloni10]

this dude is so funny

[senkthetank3]

haha cant wait till i see when your 50

[gatoradeee]

so funny how they ended it with a picture of KANYE and METAL music. the hell?

[gatoradeee]

he won't stop bobbling his head

[hinklevinkle]

what's with all the letterman hate?

[futurerev21]

he used one thing that he said in this in one of his comedy sets or acts or whatever i forget what its called lol but hes really funny

[TonyJabroni1zillion]

Aziz Ansari is a funny guy, but he let me down here. This is Letterman, the Gatekeeper. Why waste your opportunity with Letterman by having him lob up openers to your proven, time-tested stand up routine? Again, what a waste.

If you respect the comedic arts, then you must respect Letterman. I really like him, I have his special saved on my dvr, but Aziz could've done more; he phoned this one in.

[under5seconds]

you can see aziz was kinda put off and sad when letterman just waited for him to the table, letterman such a prick when he puts ego for foreign looking or foreign people

David Letterman's a shit