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  • What not to do in the kitchen: Not make a sandwich.

  • I think Shawn Dawson is serious. hah

    

  • Just walk up to her and say " You're face... I like that shit"..... And POW! She is gna fall in love..

  • @MultiGrinchy *rubs forehead twice*

  • Shane's hilarious

  • I wanna fuck you like an anniiimaal lmao!!

  • Do not talk in third person girls hate that

  • HOMEBOY WE IN A RECESSION!

  • Shane :D

  • In other words....don't be TOO honest :P

    lol shane

  • Don't ask for it

  • When I went to see Dali I emailed a girl and told her I was going and it would be nice to have someone with an informed opinion come along. ;-)

  • On talking about ex's..My current girlfriend was really impressed, when she asked about my ex's, that I only had positive things to say about them. Also when I go out dates I don't use that word. I keep it low pressure and talk about hanging out or specifically what ever we're going to do. We should go get something to eat. We should go see"insert particular movie" We should go check out Dali. ...

  • Shane <3 xD

  • What is this I don't even...

  • love this vdeo. Would love it if peopel could check out my vids too, they are a bit random :)

  • came cuz shes hot.

    left cuz she tlks to much

  • Do not go on dates problem solved.

  • this girl makes me wanna dip my balls in warm milk and let the kitty lick it off...mmmmm

  • barf

  • I love that song! Nine Inch Nails! Lesson learned: Shane Dawson is funny!

  • nahh my girl always pay for the bills

  • you emo?

  • Question, if she wants to have sex on the first date would it be better to oblige or tease her and say no for the night?

  • @Mrzellous i would do it...but if shes just forcing herself i would stop:o

  • Dating's for squares maaaan.

  • K just got here from a yungturks video and im 3 minutes sitting then all the sudden its hits me , Why the fuck am i watching this haha cute chick tho

  • @JBhab30 hahahah i came from the TyT too hahahaha

  • Actually the first one, Hug, doesn't work. Most my girl friends get weirded out to hug someone they just met.

  • I love the part ware his ring tone goes off lol lol ha ha ha

  • Ur hot xD

  • woooahh she stretches ger fingers wide

  • Hugs only work in America I guess. Not common around here on dates beacuse it's more intimate.

  • Hugs don't work with introverts, which, let's face it, you're intended audience probably is. It doesn't mesh with their personality and in the end, they wouldn't be happy with a girl who wants to hug on the first date to begin with.

  • id go on a date wid you

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do:

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is

  • 1:05 i was shocked =/

  • cant you develop an astygmatism always seeing the world through one eye blocked?

  • Men, don't get marriage or be in a committed relationship. That way, you'll save money and won't have to worry about having to impress someone you fancy.

  • ha cool vid please do check ou tmy broadcast and check out some of my vids!!!

  • that's fucking bullshit that men should always pay

  • just dont have sex until she say so

    

  • cute

  • you look so lovely hun i want to massage your ass with oil xxxx one thing tho why are you telling people how to act i tought it is the most important thing to be yourself

  • Uhhhh, ok then

  • You need cold medicine

  • Fuck yer im the 2,000th like

  • I just typed in "YouTube" and this appeared. But good tips.

  • do not stare at hot people!!!???? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!??

  • I'm always really nervous on first dates, so if you ask me, as long as I didn't throw up on myself and/or the girl I'm with then the date went pretty good lol.

  • There should never be sexual intimacy on date. You will spoil the marriage.

  • dont say i like you bra color

  • I suggest to all the boys out there is being yourself during a date, don't be someone else. It's fat better that way.

    If you want to date some hot girls you can check my profile here

    goo (dot) gl/199u9

    thanks :D

  • Mostly its about being yourself and never be afraid to ask or to say to another person. N yes its possible to get yourself a beautiful person! :)

  • she is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • bring condom on the first date. :_)

  • this girl is hot =p

  • Lol who else couldn't think of anything to watch so typed in YouTube in the search box XD

  • @Tellybelly21598 LOL i thought i was the only one XD

  • que bosta de vídeo

  • ..and if she don't talk to you, but she invited you 'cause she is interested to you?

    in other words, how should you act if she is a tuna-like in speech, no words?

    Sorry for the broken english, i'm Italian XD

  • thump up if you got bored and typed in youtube in the seraching felt

  • spliting the bill is totally fine u guys.

    every cool kids are doing it.

  • What the fuck is this, these women think they are the glory.

    Guys if you really want to get laid than do the opposite of everything except the one which said don't take the girl out to an expensive restaurant, which is totally correct. If you do than she will assume the role of a princess that needs all her wishes to become true. Check you simplepickup those guys actually know what they are talking about.

  • NEVER touch there boob

  • I got a question for your "Don't talk about talking about your ex". What happens if she keeps on asking about her?

  • very cool. Ahh dating! Such fun!! - whats that music at the end by the way?

  • this main girl should date me

  • hahahaa... i liked the part where it says be the buyer not a seller. hmm good advice :)

  • @sarahholmes191 What if both of you are buyers? :o

  • Feel stupid for searching "youtube" on youtube. Anyway... not the best advices, go for drinks(alcoholist a lot?)? hug instead of handshake why not just a simple HelloW!

    Bad idea to be honest? Now thats a relationship that'll last for all eternity!

  • skyyjohn

  • Skyy is and always will be the man.

  • pretty obvious advice, though still funny to watch, but please... fix the soundlevels -_- really annoying to have maximum sound to hear people talk, then BOOM you get your head blown by the weird music -_- ;)

  • u know he is lying to his anacounda

  • THis video is RIGHT ON - it gives PERFECT advice on what NOT to do (well other than the black guy). Answering your phone, checkin out other girls, these are perfect Neg moves and should be done!

  • If I'm paying for everything I'm fucking after the date!!!!!!!!

  • make out the seconds u see her and ask for sex........ if your dating lucy pinder or megan fox, if not, stick with the handshake (:

  • SHANE I LOVE YOU !!!!!

  • do some cocaine before a date...u will always have somethin to talk about and u will not have any akward moments.

  • That first girl is prettyyyyy <3 Can give you s hug?

  • 3:38 lol

  • What should a guy do if he goes out on a first date and craps his pants ? Should he escape and ditch her and just sneak away and go home and make up an excuse the next day ? What can he do without being rude and without loosing the girl and keeping the girl from knowing he craped his pants. ? This is a serious question . Please help with advice.

  • girls want us*men* to pay for everything,,,,while date is for both partners

  • @641rider you are supposed to be a gentleman, besides it feels weird when your girl pays for you it feel like you are useless or something

  • The black dude is so right lmao!

  • @themyth117 Yes ur correct the Black dude is very RIGHT=)

    He actually is on Facebook & has his own Youtube channel.He gives great advice&is the funniest dude on Youtube.His name is SKYY JOHN & hes a really cool dude.What I like about his advice is that he is very truthful&honest in his answers.Hes SO FUNNY...lol=)

  • this is kind of funny:D

  • Thumbs up if u knew that the top comment would be thumbs up if you typed youtube .

  • I think this was already mentioned, but be CHILL

  • Sky John ^_^

  • i would bang that asian first date no rubber all day long

  • @oldskoolstu damn rawdog? really dog? that's all in mentality shit right there. Props homie.

  • fuck you iv'e never masturbated into a sock get the fuck outta here

  • the last tip reminds me i need to wash my socks lol im runing out.....

  • Date tip, dont complain a, lot.

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do:

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

  • those advises stinks

  • screw that the bill will always be split in half, im not gonna dig a gold digger

  • I mean it saiid lol

  • Hahaha I love how when Shane answered when it saiid lesson learnerd it squid Shane Dawson is fuuny Haha cuz its so trueee((:

  • Dude don't just hug you can feel her boobs or anything just say in your country it's greetings it works great

  • @konstipatedkoala xDD damn man your good im gonna try it xD

  • You: "Don't worry, I can pay."

    Your date: "No, let me."

    You: "Okay!" <--- Remember not to sound too happy that you don't have to pay, but don't angst about it. You have to check if your date is really willing to pay or if he/she is just attempting to be polite but not really meaning it.

  • damn girl can i get a personal lesson

  • The part about the bill, is total BS. Sure, offer to pay. I see nothing wrong with each paying for their own meal though, if neither person is willing to let the other pay for them.

  • the black was right get them loaded guys and you will hit a grand slam it's out of the park type home run , think I 'm going to score tonight score score scoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  • her advice was terrible if you offer a hug on a 1st date u look like a total creeper/rapist p.s. shane dawson was right lying will get you anywhere u want so advice to girls believe evrything he says is complete bull

  • @Mstrnoonecares I agree with you onn the hugging part. Do not hug or give a hand at all just walk up to her and just greet her and go were you are going to with the date.

    In a odd case if SHE were to hug me onn the first date then i am like WTH are you doing withs in turn makes me feel uncomfoterbul and not able to think stright about what just happend and if it means anything or is just a hug, result overthinking.

    Onn the lying part i have a mixed feeling so i stay neutral onn that ;).

  • at first i thought shane was going to be serious for once...

  • I watched this video for shane dawson...but you were funny too and helpful, ill give you props!!

  • I think that u are hot vanae12<3

  • never say you are faithful and then speak about another guy as your prince...lmao!

    (true story)

  • Learn about the girl you going to date, then date her. Guy should learn how to jump start a car, just like girl you just learn to learn how to jump start a girl. I would make the girl ask me out, but yep, you got to know what you dealing with first.

  • thanks for the advice

  • Don't worry about all this. just be yourself. If they like you they like you. If you are not yourself than you will end up with someone who is not right for you. If you act different than you really are than you are also misleading that person. Just be yourself always. it's attractive.

  • tie between black guy and emmo boy...

  • Uh well. I found a girl that I thought was attractive, and I think that she thinks that I am attractive to. The only problem is I am 19, don't have a car, and not very much money. She is 24 (at least i think so, she said she graduated out of college) and has a lot of money. I know you should have confidents, but that can really throw a man of. I like her what should I do?

  • ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

  • nice video 

  • how did skyyjohn get here lol

  • Who the fuck wants to date an American girl? fuck them! that's how you get them! 

  • hehe, this actually was very helpful but honestly, if someone would want to hug me on the first date, it would just confuse me and i would get suspicious he might be one of those huggers... and being a bit distant myself, i would not wanna date a hugger ;-)

  • if u ask her out tell her if its a date or not. it will save her hours or wondering if it is a date or a friendly hang out thing omg im so nervous

  • NEVER TALK TO THEM ABOUT HOW YOU THINK SHANE DAWSON IS SEXYYYYY:D

  • Never spill your food when your eating dinner and don't sound like a show off

  • Youtube was lagging and it stopped right on 3:45... You made a funny face!

  • dgfd

  • i feel this is directed at the guy only.

  • the black dude is opening mouth too straight... -.-

  • 2:27 his eyes match his shirt!

  • Never ramble on with a sentence, keep them short but informative. And don't act nervous!

  • blurple...thats the color of black dudes lips

  • @StodernReturns damn you is fione  woman

    the asian woman not the white old lady looking one lol haha

  • @StodernReturns damn you is fione woman

  • lol i like dis video!

  • Fucko turk0 I agree with it's all down to like that girls individuality if she's very bubble mess about person go in for a hug but other then that I think just hand shake ;)

  • Don't throw your WKD at the manager

  • Don't watch shit like this

  • I like Shane's one. Plus, he's hot. XD

  • omg you're adorable x3

  • Never open your fly up at the café on a first date.

  • This is EPIC watch?v=ywghdN0L3eg

  • Fuke that,

    Offer a hug so you can feel some titties on your chest ;)

  • Hey could anyone please watch this and like maybe? trying to get channel going!

    /watch?v=-5XiM8IFu3Q

  • FIRETRUCK YOU, Why did you forget smosh's video ! ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

  • i think u should stare at other chickz cuz if u notice they get jeolus they would probably be stalkerz and bad people

  • This is weird

  • Cute Asian chick FTW

  • thumbs up if u type youtube

  • @vasoulinaki18 thumps up whore

  • When on a date ask her if her mom is open to a 3 way.

  • I stared at you.

  • THE BLACK GUYS ADVICE WAS ON POINT.